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Lpico
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
Posts: 161
Location: coonztowne
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:18 am |
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True, true. That's a good idea, maybe it will help with the psychological problem of "losing" my pets. I always feel like they're "getting away" if they start to twig on me.  |
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also for me to continue my education because i am just here surfing doing nothing. --solomon johnson
so i have decided to send you this palm flirt concerning my father. --stella
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:38 am |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:01 pm |
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He's back - the carrot worked! Thank you, Weasel!
And the delay was the baiters' fault - you kept him too busy. 
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Sorry for the late reply,i had to attend to so many winners today
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Maybe now he needs the money after he ungraciously dropped the baiters. I'll take care of his every need. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:07 pm |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:50 pm |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:55 pm |
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worldshopster Is a phonelad who refuses to sell you fake phones. He is a pain in the *** |
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 J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks:   [  eBay scamsite]
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"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:56 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:28 pm |
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Not so fast, Lucky!
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Hi Mr Gore!
Whew � you got me frightened, do you know that? Next time get back to your winners sooner, will you? I was so frustrated when I did not hear from you that I went on a shopping spree and spent all of my auntie�s birthday money � a laptop + an MP3-player + an adapter so I can use my cell handsfree when I�m driving. So this strange Inland Tax Clearing Fee will just have to wait until I see my aunt.
By the way, you made a mistake � you gave me the wrong address to pay the fee to. If it is an inland fee, why do I have to send it to Spain? It must be a german address or an UK one, mustn�t it? I do not know much about business and taxes and stuff, but that seems pretty obvious. Maybe I should ask my father, but I do not want him to meddle right now.
Tomorrow I�ll see my aunt, maybe until then you can correct your mistake.
Till later!
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:04 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:38 pm |
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Lucky the Businessman gets patronizing:
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| You need not get frightened ok.The address i gave you to pay for your inland tax clearance certificate is in order.Presently our chief accountant is in spain to see our director.Western union is world wide,i hope you know that. |
Just for that I'll let him stew for a day or two.
EDIT: No, wait, I'll just wait until the chief accountant is back from Spain. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:46 pm |
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Oh, yes! the Chief Accountant will definitely need to be consulted.  |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:07 pm |
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Will it make him twig?
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Haha, Mr Gore, very funny! A big UK Lottery company needs the Chief Accountant to cash 350 Euros! That�s the first time I met a businessman with a sense of
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humour. My dad and his partners are soooo boring!
Now seriously, you need not be ashamed you made a mistake. I make mistakes all the time ... then I confess and correct them, and it�s business as usual again.
Now give me the real address and let�s forget your slip, shall we?
Ciao!
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A little later I sent a P.S.
Hi, Mr Gore, it�s me again � xxxx.
I forgot to tell you that today I had lunch with my aunt. She was pretty miffed when I asked her for the 350 Euro. She had expected me to put at least some of her birthday money into my savings account.
However, she does not want me to lose the lottery prize so finally she said I should earn the money: Tomorrow I do not need to attend any lectures at the university, so I am to go to my auntie�s and help her to write Christmas cards and prepare parcels.
That gives you enough time to give me the correct address (lol).
Can�t wait to get the prize!!!!
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:31 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:46 pm |
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I had to slap him again:
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Oh my God, Mr Gore,
you made a mistake again!
�The money you are to pay is 350 Euros or $550 Dollars equivalent�
Do you know what the equivalent of 350 Euros is actually? It�s only $460,50! I suppose you are under a lot of stress. Maybe next time you want to convert currency you ask your Chief Accountant to lend you her pocket calculator.
Or if you want to make more mistakes you can pay me 1.500.000 Euros instead of 1.259.721 � haha!
Hear from you tomorrow |
However, his fake certificates and cheques are nice and colourful. |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:20 pm |
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It's funny, whenever I am reading through the headers, if I see one NSFW, I look over at the original poster and nine times out of ten it's you, Weasel.
I shall never look at your avatar as "cute and cuddly" again.
Very nice slappage.
You know the difference between a weasel and an eagle? Weasels never get sucked into jet engines. |
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I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:36 pm |
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And I goofed and sent the taunt about Lucky's poor math skills to one of my other pets, mean M4r14m 4b4ch4, and she noticed -but I told her I had wanted to send the mail to an apprentice in our religious orden's headquarters - and she is so blinded by the prospect of mugging an old nun at the airport she swallowed it. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 10:50 pm |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:08 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:18 pm |
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| I ve other things to do |
Yes, doing his maths for my character, for instance.  |
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kurat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Nov 2006
Posts: 522
Location: Europe
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:26 pm |
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If the letter ends with "have a nice day" or something like that, there is still something left to save from the bait.
But if you get a "KILL YOUR MUGU MOTHER" type of letter, then you know there's no hope |
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J0el Akum14h - Accra->Tamale->Accra(880km) co-bait with bill mcdill
First kill: (13Nov06)
Fake banks: [ eBay scamsite]
x107
"I believe that you would not want to hear more of a lawyer language and grammars" - Saint Patrick
"so for my lawyer I want to also seriously sit on the emails I have received" - Mrs. N1na M1lha
"If i don't see you guys today.I probably would starve and have no where to sleep as i cant access my account here while some are low on cash" - Jo3l Akum1ah |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:27 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:28 pm |
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So you want to get rid of the gang, Lucky? Here goes:
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Dear Mr Gore,
you don�t know me; I must apologize for intruding.
I am Jeannette Number Two, the aunt of Jeannete Number One who won a prize at your lottery.
My niece is a very nice girl, but sometimes a little too lively, and unfortunately her high spirits sometimes tend to carry her away. I must entreat you to forgive her unformal ways, she means no harm and is good at heart.
Should any problems arise in this context, please feel free to contact me.
Sincerely
Jeannette Number Two
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:33 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:10 pm |
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Lucky is getting impatient:
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| Pls am a busy person. ... If you dont need your winning ,thats ok.We can give it out to charity. ... Pls this is the last time i will discuss the issue of you paying the 350 Euros. |
Now it's time for the WU modality.
BTW He did not get back to my aunt - but she will get back to him. 
@ Weasel: Does he still mail you? |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:16 pm |
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