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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2004 5:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am new to this forum and have been scambaiting for years. I thought I was the only person that did this, but I am glad that there are others...here we are to date.

I have decided to see how "honest" my pets are by pretending to send over various valuables to them, and then giving a better offer for them. I have also decided for my persona to go a bit nutty as the bait progresses.

I have gone for an HP Lovecraft theme this time around, and it is going well....lets see how it goes... Hp Lovecraft was a horror writer who lived in the 1920's and 1930's. He wrote some very good books, and has been described by some, like Steven King, as a very influentual writer. His most famous story is "the Call of Cthulhu" and I have taken a few liberties by cutting and pasting vast chunks of the story into this. All this dope will have to do is do a search, and see that I am full of shit. If you wish to broaden your litery mind have a look at :

http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/thecallofcthulhu.htm

Charles Dexter Ward for example is the main character in "the Sinister case of charles dexter ward", Herbert West (my soon to be gruesomly murdered assistant) was the central dude in " Herbert West : reanimator". Most of the crap I am spouting has been copied from Lovecrafts books.

Here we go.. I get the usual shit about a squillion dollars laying round unclaimed. I got my greedy little pets excited by saying I would send over a parcel immediatly. Funny how the money is not mentioned from that point..



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From Maryam Hajia Abacha.

ATTIN:Charles dextre Ward.
My Business Partner.

Dear :Charles.
Thank you very much for your reply and your kindness on this our transaction, may God bless you and your family .

Meanwhile i received your email and all your statment was very noted and understand.
And again why am asking you for those informetion is because of your name is going to appear on the document as the beneficiary of the found, so without the informetion you can not received the found from the security company .

Information needed:
1. Your full names as appeared in your international passport
2. Your full delivery address
3. Your phone and fax numbers

Please i hope to hear from you as soon as you received this email immediately .

Best regards .

MARYAM ABACHA .

KANO STATE.


Arkham of course doesnt exist. Then again, nor does Maryam..

Quote:

May God Bless and Keep you as well.

I am currently in the deepest part of New Zealand, but am flying back to the United States soon. Have you ever been to New Zealand? The wombats are just magnificent.

I am not sure of my fax number in my new Office, but my delievry Address is:

Doctor Charles Dexter Ward
Para-Psychology Team
Miskatonic University
Arkham, Mass, 90210

But tell me a little about yourself my dear. You are very trusting my dear, you must be so careful with people these days! How did you husband die? Do you have any children? My wife and Child died when the Bismark was sunk- I am sure you would have read about that. I am all alone in this world.

God Bless.

CDW


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My dear brother,

I am very happy to hear from you today, how are you?

As you requested, I hereby attach my family picture to you for your perusal and would want you to send me your own picture as well.

As you already know, I am Maryam Abacha, the wife of the former military president of my country Nigeria, I am presently in my home town called KANO. I expect you to have known much about me before now.My husband died leaving this fund behind for us, this fund is our only future survival, therefore, we would not want to play with it.

My dear brother, I want you to understand that my prerogative at this moment is to make sure that my fund is secured in your care and all my concentration now is on this money, therefore, my brother, if you really feel for me and want me to be happy again, you should treat this transaction as a matter of urgency, making sure that you handle this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality.

My brother, I am sorry for the wombat bitten and I wish you quick recovery.
When exactly do you think you will pay much attention to our transaction?
this is because this transaction demands urgent attention now.
When exactly do you think you will be fit to proceed to Europe to secure the consignment that contains the fund?

I await hearing from you urgently.

Yours sister,

Maryam


Wombats of course, dont live in New Zealand, and have bills, not teeth. My greedy little pet doesnt care however.I reply..

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My Dear Sister,

Thank you for your prompt response. I was bitten by a wombat in New Zealand, so have to stay here for a few days until I stop felching, but I should be ok...do you have wombats in your country? very nasty things.

Please feel free to give this email address to your lawyer. I am very sure he will be happy to email me.

Since we will be doing modelities together I would like to know a little about you? How old are you? where are you at the moment? I would love to see a picture of you!

As you know, I am an archalogist specialising in old religions. I imagine you have a few of those in your country. I am hearing about a strange anchinet cult called "Cthulhu"- pronounced Kuth-ooh-loo- have you ever heard of it?

Warmest regards

CDW


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My dear brother,

Thanks very much for your concern and your acceptance to help me in this transaction.
Please where do you want to receive this consignment that contains this fund?
So that my lawyer can commence processes involved for the lifting of the consignment to you. You can reach my lawyer on telephone number +234-80-341-00541 or email [email protected] for detail information.

Please treat this transaction as a matter of urgency.

Yours sister,

Best regards .

MARYAM ABACHA .

KANO STATE


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The trap is set and baited....watch this space.


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PostPosted: Fri May 28, 2004 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OHHH! This one is now well and truely baited!! TEAM, any suggestions on how I can jerk this guy around more? Twisted Evil I SO want a trophy photo!!!

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My Dear Sister,

I was delighted to get your e-mail. What a fine family you have. I take it that is your dear decased husband in the middle? which one are you? I will send you a photo as soon as I can- I am using my lap top at the air port, before I go to Waimate, in New Zealand to get specialist treatment for my Wombat bite. Do not dispair my dear sister, my foot is coming right. It should be only a few more days before I am able to do the disco dance again.

I am looking at the airport shop now and would love to buy you a present. What would you like> i see a lovely digital camera I am sure you could use, and it is only $1000, would you like me to post it too you? I use digital cameras a lot with my study of ancient religions. I have found some more clues about this Cthulhu cult that exists in New Zealand. Apparently, they worship "the great old one" that will rise again when the stars are right. It is fascinating stuff, and I look forward to talking to you about it. Have you even heard anything about it?

Are the girls in the photo your daughters? they are very beautiful.

I am very excited about these modalities. Thats why I am asking som many questions. I look forward to doing the buisness with you!

Anyway, I will be able to travel to europe probably next week. I need to investigate some more clues about this cult, so i can publish my book! Do you plan to meet me there as well?

Best Regards

CDW




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My dear brother,

I am very glad to read your mail this morning, how are you today?
I am happy you are getting better from the wombat and I wish you fast recovery so that we can face our transaction immediately.

My late husband is not in the photography I sent to you, the gentleman you are seeing in the photo is my first son name Mohammed and I am standing by his left hand side,they are all my children.
I am looking forward to seeing your photography too.

My brother, you are a very nice and kind man, you really care for me, you want to buy me a present (digital camera ) I will love and appreciate it so much. I will also appreciate if you can get some gift items for us to give some people who has been of very good help to us in this transaction, items just as (GSM MOBIL PHONES,WRIST WATCHES etc).
Contact my lawyer on email : [email protected] or telephone number : +xxx-341-00541 and he will advise you on how you will send it across to me.

I am very glad you will be very much ready to give attention to our transaction by next week. I would have loved to meet you in Europe by next week but because of my present situation in my country now, I can not travel out of my country.
After you might have travelled to Europe to secure the consignments that contains the fund, you will make arrangemnts to come down here in Nigeria to meet with me.

Inform me precisely when you will be going to Europe for our transaction.
I await hearing from you urgently.

Yours sister,

Maryam


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dear Sister,

My wombat bite is coming right. It is still a bit sore, but at least now I can walk on it. I hope to do the disco dance tonight with some friends.

I am leaving New Zealand on Saturday , and fly back to Arkham via Australia, Mexico,Hawaii, and then Alaska and then at last I get home. I think I will be on the aeroplane about 36 hours, so I must remember to go the bathroom before then!

I will email you as soon as I have heard back from you- Is he a good man? Do you trust him? I have heard bad things about lawyers, how do we know he will not steal our money? As you know, I there are a lot of theives out there, who want to do nothing more than take our money.PLease let me know my dear friend.

I have got you a lovely camera, and some perfume too- Brut 33, which will make you smell so sweet. I have also got your dear daughters a small present too, as they are the most beuatiful woman I have ever seen. Tell me my dear, are they married? Do they like white men?

I will buy you some more presents too for those who have helped us. Who are these people? Can we trust them? Shall I send them to you now, or have them with me when I come to africa to meet you and your beuatiful daughters.

When I get back to the office next week I will be able to let you know when I go to Europe. I would love to meet you there, but I do understand your situation. Is there anything I can do to relieve you?

My warmest fuzz to you.

CDW


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PostPosted: Mon May 31, 2004 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OHH! This is getting better and better! Twisted Evil

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My dear brother,

I am very happy to hear that your wombat bite is coming right and I hope it
will be completely alright in a very short time.

As you will be flying on saturday, I wish you a journey mercy back to your base,
have a nice flight.

My brother,do not be bothered about the lawyer,he is really a good man,he is
our family lawyer even when my husband was alive,trust him without any fear
because if we do not trust him we would not have entrusted this transaction in
this care to handle on our behalf.
I have advised him to write you,furnishing you information you will use to send
the gift items to me.

My brother,I am so grateful to hear that you have got me some gifts,I really
appreciate,thank you very much.
My daughters will be very grateful too to receive your presents because they
cherish presents so much,I could remember when my late husbands friends use to
buy presents for my daughters and how happy and appreciative they use to be
over those presents.My brother,you are such a nice man and very caring too.
My daughters are not married yet,do you have interest in any one of them? I
hope they will find reason to love you.

I would want you to send the gifts right away because we can not wait any
longer to receive such precious presents from a dear one like you,infact,I am
curious and anxious to see the gifts,please send it to us right away.
You can send as well together for the people that helped us,they are really
trust worthy people,we trust them because if not for their contribution,I
wonder what could have happened in this transaction.
People like the foriegn operation officer and his colleagues of the diplomatic
services that lifted the consignments out of Africa to overseas.

My dear brother,the only thing you can do for me now to relieve me is to pay
special attention to this transaction now as you have promised informing me
exactly when you will be travelling to europe by next week for this transaction
and I believe you will surely keep to your promises.

After your travel to europe to secure this fund, you will make arrangement to
come down here to see us and before then we must have arranged some special
presents for you such as african antiquity etc.

Hoping to hear from you soonest.

Yours dear sister,

MARYAM



So i reply..
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My dearest Sister.

I am still in bed at the moment having had 36 hours on the plane without sleep!
We had to stop at Ulan Bator, so you can imagine what that was like! There were
yaks all through the airport, and no where to get a nice cup of tea anywhere.

My wombat bite is still a bit sore, thanks for asking, but should be coming
right. I rub it with valvoline 10W-40, which sorts it out. I will be in the
office later this week.

I have heard from your lawyer and what a decent fellow he is. He said your
daughter was very homely, so I will take his word on that! I might even to get
him to help me remove some artifacts from Africa that my studies have
unearthered. This Cthulhu cult is very interesting. It turns out they have been
in existnace for many years, in Africa, Europe, New Zealand and even Tasmania.
Amazing.

I would love to hear from your daughters. Which one is the most beautiful?
I will be in the office this week, once I have recovered from my flight and
bite. I will let you know by the end of this week.

Oops, I have to go, there is a knock at the door!

Love

CDW



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PostPosted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well this is all going so well. HP Lovecraft was a horror writer that lived in the 1920's. Pretty soon this poor woman is going to be caught in a whirlwind of threatening cults, and a few mysterious deaths. I got the usual crappy letter from the lawyer, blah blah modelities etc Twisted Evil

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My dear sister,

I have been having much joy with your lawyer. He is a good man, and I think we
can do much business together.

I was wondering if you could let me know what presents your daughters would
like? I am unaware what african ladies appreciate.

I hope this finds you with much joy, and I can soon lighten the darkness that
you find yourself in.

Much fuzziness

CDW


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My dear brother,

I must confess to you that at any time I read your mail,there is this kind of
special joy I found in myself,infact,reading your mail makes me feel very glad
because I realise someone cared for me and my children.It has always been my
best mood.

My lawyer is quite a nice person,I know you will find happiness in him because
he is such an easy going person.

My brother,whatever you deem good and precious to offer to my daughters as
gifts will be highly appreciated and cherished as precious by my children.
We have been long awaiting to see the gifts,we are all anxious to see and
cherish the gifts,please my dear brother,do not keep us in suspence.

I am looking forward to hear from you soonest.
Where and when exactly do you say you are going to in Europe?
Please provide me with your direct telephone number.

Yours sister,

Maryam.


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My Dear Sister,

As always you light my day. I am still unable to walk very far due to the
wombat bite, but managed to get a taxi to the shopping mall today. I will be able to get to DHL or fedex tomorrow to deliver your presents. Please
understand that it is very painful for me to walk, so much as I would like to spread joy to you, it is hard for me to do so.

I have got a pearl necklace espically for one of your daughters, and a cell
phone for both. For you my dear I have a digital camera, some Brut33 and a small portable DVD player, so you can watch and enjoy all sorts of movies like the ones from Holland. I have got your lawyer- what a splendid fellow he is- a tag heuer watch.

I would like to hear from your daughters, could you get them to email me with a photo so I can decide which one I want to spend some time with when I get to your country.

My research has been going well, although I have been doing that at home. It turns out that the Cthulhu cultists believe that there God will arise and destroy the world when the "stars are right". They make a "voorish sign" to each other that only they recognise. My associate, Herbert West, has gone to the port of Innsmouth, to investigate a cult near here in Arkham. I am suppossed to teach class this week as the summer holiday has almost come to an end. My PhD students need to see me as well. I am so busy! One of my students, Wilbur Whitley, is coming to se me tonight and show me his thesis which is very pleasing for the young man. He has picked up on H P Lovecrafts research.

Anyway, enough waffle. Please let me hear from your daughters, so I can decide which one to marry.

Warmest fuzziness

CDW.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have got some meaningless letter from "the lawyer" and now he wants to help with my research into mad cultists! I have pretty much taken all the characters from "call of Cthulhu" now..This nob is going to do research for me! Lets hope he doesnt know how to use Google. Better scare him off a bit...

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ATTN : MR.CHARLES DEXTER WARD,

THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL.

I WISH YOU FAST RECOVERY FROM WOMBAT BITE.
I WILL DEFINITELY COME UP WITH RELEVANT INFORMATION BY WEEKEND BECAUSE MY
FRIENDS ASSURED ME OF COMING UP WITH INFORMATION REGARDING YOUR RESEARCH BY
WEEKEND AND I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED IMMEDIATELY. THAT IS MY PROMISE.

I AWAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU.

FAITHFULLY,

S.IBES.


I REALLY dont want this dude to do anything..so i better give him a fright...

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Hello Sunny.

I apprecaite your research, but be VERY CAREFUL of the Cthulhu cult. PLEASE BE CAREFUL MY FRIEND. They are VERY dangerous fanatical men, worse than the 9/11 people.

I read their main book, "the Necronmicon" ( Latin: the book of the death) in our rare books collection last night. It forbidden knowledge, but what I have learned worries me greatly. The cultists belive Cthulhu will rise and rule the world one day "when the stars are right". Cthulhu lives in his city of the dead, they belive, "R'yleh" which is sunk somewhere in the Pacific, from which one day he will rise and rule the world.

What will give away a cultist is the words:" "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn." - "in his house in R'lyeh dead cthulhu waits dreaming".

The cult may well use human sacrafices! I know they did in the anchient past, but I think that they may still do so. Detective Le Grasse , from the New Orleans Police department is seeing me this weekend, as apparently they investigated the cult this week. I wont mention our transaction my friend, I appreciate the sensativity. Read W.Scott-Elliots "witch Cults of western europe", or Frazers "Golden bough" which will give you an insight into these people.

Anyway, my friend I apprecaite your help. But please take care.

Your friend

CDW




And just to scare her a little...

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My dear Sister,

I am so glad to be able to shed some light in your dark world. My wombat bite is getting better, and I am able to walk to the kitchen without using crutches now. I have no doubt at all your prayers have speeded my recovery.

I have emailed your lawyer. I am deeply concerned that he may ask the wrong people about great Cthulhu. They are dnagerous people- or at least they were in the past, if they still exist- and used to do human sacrafices, which they belived would raise Cthulhu from his sleep. When this happens, when the stars are right, they believe Cthulhu will rule the world. Silly nonsense I know, but these people take it very seriously. I read the necronomicon last night- the 1600 edition by the mad Arab Abdul Ahzrahd- and it has told me much. The cults chant is "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."- "In his house at R'lyeh dead cthulhu waits dreaming". Terrible stuff, SO PLEASE TELL YOUR LAWYER TO BE CAREFUL!

I would love to get an email from your daughters. It would make my day. I am glad they are virgins, because my faith does not allow me to marry any other. How old are they and what is there names?

Warmest fuzziness

CDW


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh no! I think that the "victim" is starting to go a bit nuts! Twisted Evil

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THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL.

THANKS FOR YOUR KIND ADVISE, I WILL ADHERE TO YOUR ADVISE.
SO HOW IS YOUR LEG? IS IT STILL SWOLLEN? I'M SURE YOU MUST BE GETTING PRETY
BETTER BY NOW?
WHERE YOU ABLE TO GET TO THE DHL AS YOU SAID?

I HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU.

FAITHFULLY,

S.IBES



Why DHL? Lets derail his plans a bit...

Quote:

Hello there Sunny!

It is a lovely day today, and I am just on my way out the door to post your gifts to your chambers. I havent been sleeping very well lately, I am recalling much of what has been said in the Necronomicon. I know about the true meaning of the voorish sign, and hear this faint piping as if of foul blasphemous pipes from a great distance. I can see the terrible cyclopean vista, dripping with unimaginable horror.

I am so glad that you have heeded my advice. By all means do some "fact finding" on the cthulhu cult, but be very careful with these indivduals. Cthulhu is one of the "great old ones" that travelled from the stars when the earth was young, they believe. I had a chance to examine one of their idols, which is between seven and eight inches in height, and of exquisitely artistic workmanship. It represents a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing, which seemed instinct with a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, was of a somewhat bloated corpulence, and squatted evilly on a rectangular block or pedestal covered with undecipherable characters. The tips of the wings touched the back edge of the block, the seat occupied the centre, whilst the long, curved claws of the doubled-up, crouching hind legs gripped the front edge and extended a quarter of the way clown toward the bottom of the pedestal. The cephalopod head was bent forward, so that the ends of the facial feelers brushed the backs of huge fore paws which clasped the croucher's elevated knees. It is quite grotesque and horrid. Have you ever seen such a thing?

I havebnt heard from the daughters yet, do you know why they havent written to me?

I hope you enjoy your gift.

Kindest regards

CDW


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It looks like sinister forces are at work.... Twisted Evil

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Hello my Dear Sister,

I am so sorry that it has taken me so long to get to you. I do hope that you are not offended. I learnt on Monday that my assistant, Herbert West , who went down to Insmouth this last week has been murdered. His body was found floating in Innsmouth Harbour. Needless to say I am thouroughly shocked by this. The policeman I have been delaing with, Detective Barney Miller, has said that he believes it was a robbery gone wrong! I am not so sure. His Assistant, Detective Kojak, had a funny look in his eyes, like he was avoiding the aweful truth. He seemed queer, as if there was some terrible secret. I am going to the funeral this afternoon.

Anyway on a good note, I have posted your presents. I hope you enjoy them. PLease email me and cheer me up- this terrible world.

Your Friend

CDW


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh no! CDW is going nuts! This weekend the sinister cultists will start hasselling her for the mysterious envelope!

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My dear brother,

How are you today?
I believe you are completely alright now, I believe you have gotten over the
shock of your friend's death? I also believe that the wombat wound is
completely healed. How is your stay there?

Please my dear brother, pull your life together again and take good care of
yourself.

I have not been finding it easy to write you for some time now because of
the problems my computer is given me.

Well, I am expecting the parcel and I promise to do as you wished.
Write me to tell me about your trip.

Yours sister,
Maryam



The silly bitch believes that this is for real...for Gods sake!

Quote:

Hello my dear Maryam.

Thanks to you for your email. I was wondering where you had gotten too- I hadnt heard from you for some time.

I have been at my friends funeral. He lives in New Orleans, so I had a bit of a journey to get there. There is still no sign of the cuplrit. Detective Barney Miller is being most helpful, although I distrust detective Kojak immensly. He has a queer aspect, and I could have sworn I saw a voorish sigh. I slept badly in New Oreleans. I had had an unprecedented dream of great Cyclopean cities of Titan blocks and sky-flung monoliths, all dripping with green ooze and sinister with latent horror. Hieroglyphics had covered the walls and pillars, and from some undetermined point below had come a voice that was not a voice; a chaotic sensation which only fancy could transmute into sound, but which he attempted to render by the almost unpronounceable jumble of letters: "Cthulhu fhtagn."!!! The stress of the past few days is getting to me- I need a holiday!

Yes, your parcel is on the way. Like I said, there is a blue, sealed envelope in there. The contents are INCREDIBLY rare and valuable, so please take extra care. They were what Herbert was lookinginto, so they were sent the one place the cultist will never expect- Africa! Ha Ha!

I hope this finds you well and happy. How are your dear daughters?

yours

CDW



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PostPosted: Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now, just to scare these dudes a bit , I have sent a letter from one of the sinister cultists, and another email address.... Twisted Evil

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I am a member of the Cthulhu cult.

Mr Ward has been snooping around asking questions which should not be asked. We saw him post you a parcel which contains much which is dear to our religion. It contains a statue of our God, Great Cthulhu who will rise and rule the world when the stars are right. Great Cthulhu is dead but dreaming in His deathless state in R'lyeh.

We will give you $10,000 for the envelope. You can keep whatever else is in the parcel. Be warned , my friends, Mr Ward is asking about some dangerous questions. Mr Ward may be a respectable and wealthy scientist, but he would do well to remember what happended to Mr West, at Innsmouth, as would you.

Let us know if you will take $10,000 for the envelope and statute.

A Friend.



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 12:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wombats in Waimate!
That got me hooked, but this bait is fab-o
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

WHy thank you Kiwi- nice to hear from a fellow NZ'er. Poor Charles is now going a bit nutty. Note how greedy the pet has got. Soon as you mention gifts, they get VERY impatient

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My dear brother,

Very happy to read your mail today.
I will advise you to always be very careful with your research work,OK.

I have been on suspence waiting to see my gifts, I wonder why it has
taking so long a time to arrive,when do you think I will get it?

Well, I am looking forward to seeing my gift. I will preserve your
document but I hope there is no implication of any kind?

Waiting your response.

Yours' sister,

Maryam



I now reply. I want her to think that Charles is getting a bit obssessed, and make her wonder what the hell she has let herself in for.

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My dear Sister,

I dont really think you should worry about your gifts- they were sent air mail, so I dont think that they will be there until at least the end of this week- particularly with the airport strike at Arkham- the post office said that it may add to the delays, so I would worry about things at all. I am a little concerned about the envelope- your digital camera and cell phone can be replaced- but the statue and documnets cannot be replaced. They are incredibly rare and valauble and key to my research.

What do you mean an implication? There is a copy of the Phakatonic manuscrpit, pages from the Necromnomicon, and of course, the statement by Algernon Blackwood about the Cthulhu cult.

And of course the statue of the a monster of vaguely anthropoid outline, but with an octopus-like head whose face was a mass of feelers, a scaly, rubbery-looking body, prodigious claws on hind and fore feet, and long, narrow wings behind. This thing, which has a fearsome and unnatural malignancy, is of a somewhat bloated corpulence, and squatted evilly on a rectangular block or pedestal covered with undecipherable characters. The tips of the wings touched the back edge of the block, the seat occupied the centre, whilst the long, curved claws of the doubled-up, crouching hind legs gripped the front edge and extended a quarter of the way clown toward the bottom of the pedestal. The cephalopod head was bent forward, so that the ends of the facial feelers brushed the backs of huge fore paws which clasped the croucher's elevated knees. The aspect of the whole was abnormally life-like, and the more subtly fearful because its source was so totally unknown. have you ever heard of such a thing?

Still havent slept very well- still concerned about the murder of Mr West. It
turns out that he found a "Church of Starry Wisdom" in Innsmouth, and may have spoken to some memebrs of the church- Maryam- could that be the cthulhu cult? Have you ever heard of a dimensonal shambler? I shouldnt have read the Necronmicom- damn forbidden knowledge! Can still hear the faint piping in my head- blind azathoth perhaps? POlice no help- Detective Kojak- queer fellow, faith auro of malignant evil about him, may be connected to the Church of Starry Wisdom? Spoke to Professor Angel- link with possible encounter of Johansen in Dunedin...damn piping sound. Big storm tonight, must keep the lights
on!

Your friend

CDW



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like my trusty side kick got the letter from the sinister cultist. Hook. Line. Sinker. Copy of Angling Times. Shoggoths etc are all monsters mentioned in LOvecrafts stories. Again, all this dope needs to do is a google search to see I am full of shit. It sounds like he is freaking out as the sinister cultists close in... I should be scamming him for gods sake.


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How did you get my email?



Poor Charles replies..


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I dont know!!! Where did you get this from? What have you been saying to other people?

Only a handful of people know about the Cthulhu cult...I am very worried. I plan to travel back to Dunedin, New Zealand this weekend. I have heard that there may be a connection between the cthulhu cult and Dunedin.

I am really unsure what to do now. The parcel has been sent, so I guess all we can do is wait for it to arrive at your office.

Be careful with your movements. They are all around you know. Still cant sleep, damn piping sound, keep on having dreams of vast anchient cities in the snow. Talked to Professor Moore last night, plans to go back to the South Pole to see what happened to last year. That must be why. Have you ever heard of a shoggoth?

CDW


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2004 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Looks like this dude is freaking out. A lot. He wanted to know how his email address was obtained and so I posted the below from the cults email address..

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>
>Mr Ward is a very foolish man who left his computor turned on at his work.
>I just waited until he left the office to do a lecture and read his email.
>He had a parcel on his desk with some cell phones and things, which I
>should have realised that would contain the manuscript and statue. He was
>clever to send it to you, but not clever enough.
>
>He is also a very foolish man to ask questions about Great Cthulhu. Some
>things are best left alone, my friend, and Mr Ward should know that.
>
>One day my friend when the stars are right the greatness that is Great
>Cthulhu will rise and rule the world forever! He is dead but dreaming in
>His Deathless state at R'lyeh! Loathsomness waits and dreams in the deep,
>and decay spreads over the tottering cities of men!
>
>Do not try and stop us my friend, the stars will be right one day. Just
>give us the parcel- you can keep the cellphones and other trinkets of a
>soon to be dead world. One of our Brothers will be in Touch. WE KNOW WHERE
>YOU LIVE NOW.
>
>That is not dead whoch can eternal lie,
>
>And with strange eons death may die.
>
>You would do well to remeber that my friend.
>
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Looks like he is now so scared he broke the caps lock!

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SIR,

WHO IS THIS AND WHAT IS ALL THIS ALL ABOUT?



I reply, acting suitably scared myself....I wonder if he will go to the Police.."well Officer its like this.."

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Sunny- I really dont know.

This can only be a cultist trying to get at you- and obvioulsy he has seen your email address. I keep your emails in file on my desktop " My African chums", so maybe he or she has had a look at that.

Sunny, I am very worried about this. I think you should report that matter to the Police. I am quite sure they will know what to do.What is very interesting is the bottom part of the email. That quote " that is
not dead which can eternal lie" is a much cited quote from the necronomicon, the 1600 edition by the mad Arab Abdul Ahrazad. It refers the fundamental tenant of the Cthulhu cult- that Cthulhu lives in his sucken city of R'lyth- not dead, but not alive either- and "when the stars are right" will rise from his sleep.

I am back in New Zealand again. I have heard some more rumours about
links with the cultists here and have been to many of the waterfront bars. They havent been very helpful, but it is clear that there are some that know. There is vague talk about distant drumming and fires in the hills! Am I on the verge of discovering cosmic horrors to hard to grasp! I wil study my books tonight and let you know more.

CDW
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 28, 2004 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I havent heard anything from my little game so I think they may be onto me. Looks like old Charlie is history...



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Sunny..has the parcel arrived? In the blue envelope is a page from an old book that has the title "Bind dimensional shambler". The moment that arrives please email me, and I will give you a call so I can learn the incantation.

Big storm in Dunedin tonight. Must keep typing with the lights on. They are afraid of the light, but I dont anything can stop a dimensional shambler.

The cult is real! Oh dear God that I had stayed in Mist Shroaded Arkham instead of this Gothic Hell that is Dunedin, New Zealand! Oh God the Humanity!

Sunny, you must be very careful with the cultists. Inspector Le Grasse was right, they do belive that they can summon the Great Old Ones and They can!

Another Bolt of lightening! Too close for comfort. You must let me know when the parcel arrives. It is my only chance. Please Sunny!

raining heavily now, dont have much time. power gone now....
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