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capt_kipper
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Got my first vlad on the go. I'm proud, it only took her a day to find my profile and then her second mail is already setting the scene. Here are some excerpts.

Quote:
I tried to meet with some different man, russian man but it didn't have a success!
They everybody wanted only one thing from me it's my body!


Poor girl! Her verbosity is getting to me though.

Quote:
One more reason while I don't want to live with
russian man it's my father! He left us when I was very young he gound
other woman and went to her! My mother did everything
for I get only all good from this life! And I'm sure that
without my mother I couldn't became such girl like
I'm now!


Her father gound another woman and went to her.
I never tried to gound anybody. Sounds a little painful.

And then in for the kill.


Quote:
Now I live in small one room
flat with my mom! She work as seller in the big shop. I
received aducation of medic and now I'm work in hospital
as district therapist! I like my job because I alsways wanted
to help people! It's all what I can for others! I know that abroad
doctors get very big salary but here it's not so! My salary
just $200 per month! Together with mother salary we hardly
have necessary money for living for eating and clothes
and pays for flat!


Anyone want to put in their two cents worth...

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Anyone know her?


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Poodle Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

tits look perky!
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capt_kipper
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Poodle Smile


@Pitty...looks like you've come up with a great nickname for her.

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tits look perky!


They certainly do.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell her to find buttons that breakaway. lol

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor lass
No money...
& she's still wearing the same top she had when she was 10...

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I guess she is one of the reasons that paper bags come in handy.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

She'd be a good belly dancer

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

She has a medic aducation?

Looks like she's in dire straits, she couldn't afford the material to make a complete shirt Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It must be love. Poodle sent me a new pic. And she states that she likes watersports. Could play with that. Haha!

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And her shirt is still lacking material.

Should I send her a pic of "myself" (well obviously not myself I'm thinking of a celebrity. She doesn't know my age. Any suggestions...for a google search)
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How about The great Ron Jeremy pleasuring himself?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Find a picture of a naked hairy fat man at a computer.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why do I always come to this fourm after eating? I think a real Russian man would be the best bet for her.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I'll send her a junkfile and then send her some pics of furries.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well.... at least we know why they hide behind a costume. Rolling Eyes Those are some fugly folks. puke

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Each time she shows just that little bit more flesh. Wonder where this is going.

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Oh! And I just sent her this little gem. Do you think she'll read anything except the first and last lines?

Quote:
Hello Nastya,

Thanks for the mail. You are so sweet, and I am very happy for you to call me "my friend". I hope that someday we will become more than that, but only time will tell. Your job must be very difficult, and I'm sorry to hear that. Here in the UK, it is also very difficult to work as a doctor. Tell me, what kind of work do you do exactly? Do you work with old people or in the clap department?

It was nice to know that you managed to relax after by meeting your girlfriend. And that you dreamt about me was also good, but I'd like to know what we did and where we went. I'm sure it was fantastic though and it makes me tired just thinking about it. I dream everynight and sometimes during the day; that caused a serious industrial accident in which my friend Joe Spanner lost a finger, but he forgave me because he doesn't use it very much. When I dream at night it is usually about flying, monkeys or sex. Not together though, thank God although sometimes the monkeys fly or have sex, and one time they were flying and having sex which I'm sure you will realise is a very bad situation as monkeys aren't qualified pilots at the best of times. When I was a child I dreamt of becoming a trapeze artist.

My favourite hobby is counting things. I like to count poker cards, cars, numbers, grains of rice, and binary. I also like to draw. Do you like to draw?

I have a pet dog. He is very cute; a rottweiler; and his name is monkey. I also have two fish. They are called monkey and monkey. I don't however, have a monkey although I would like one. If I did have a monkey I would call him monkey or perhaps chicken. I don't have a chicken. I used to have one, but in a fit of loneliness I choked it. Unfortunately, I don't think that monkey, monkey or even monkey would like you cat. But if it's a small cat it could live in a shoebox.

Take care and sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite,
Please draw me a picture of your cat.

Geoff


Too many monkey references? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok, this whole paragraph by you is a deadset hoot, hehehe -

"I have a pet dog. He is very cute; a rottweiler; and his name is monkey. I also have two fish. They are called monkey and monkey. I don't however, have a monkey although I would like one. If I did have a monkey I would call him monkey or perhaps chicken. I don't have a chicken. I used to have one, but in a fit of loneliness I choked it. Unfortunately, I don't think that monkey, monkey or even monkey would like you cat. But if it's a small cat it could live in a shoebox."

I'm still guffawing, geeze I love this place and you guys rock my lame arse.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
I guess she is one of the reasons that paper bags come in handy.


I don't know......I've had worse, with no paper bags handy!

"Any port in a storm".....must have been one helluva storm that night!
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If her eyes were any further apart, she could see herself coming! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh! she sent me a pic of her "cat". I'll post it later, but I'm suspicious about whether it's a real cat. [insert pussy pun here].
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Chief2B wrote:
I don't know......I've had worse, with no paper bags handy!

Ahhhh... The trusted police; never let it be said that they didn't leave any stone unturned in their (sometimes desperate) search for that hidden elusive paper bag
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If her eyes were any further apart, she could see herself coming!

The mind boggles... Shocked

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lord that's a beak she has....


Shocked

I guess you've noticed all the pics are in the same clothes, probably same photo session?? Wink
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capt_kipper
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gratuitous pussy shot. I think it's meant to be a real cat. She's not even trying.

But there's the added bonus of a new top. W00t!

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I'll have to let her know that the cat is either dead or a stuffed animal.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked
Half her eyelashes seem to be missing..?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

capt_kimchi wrote:
Gratuitous pussy shot.


I just hope she doesn't feed it after midnight and accidentally drop it in water.
Smile

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