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 2007 LAD CALENDAR!!! SEPT '07 AVAILABLE!!! pg3

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, thanks to the baiting talents of Jojobean and his able assistant (*cough*me*cough*) in obtaining the monthly Lads of Lagos 2007 pictures, and the creative genius that is our dear Nurse Nasty, we are proud to present JANUARY 2007 for your delectation and download...

Get 'em while they're 'ot!

The deal is that you can download each page as it's created (until NN gets bored, I guess Wink), so this is just January to get you started and February will be coming SOOOOOON! Very Happy

http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/1582/njan07hh1.jpg

I'm reliably informed (by NN Shocked ) that the image will print up to A3 size (not sure what US equivalent is, but roughly 4x foolscap, I guess), in full technicolour glory!!!

I've just tried it out on A4/foolscap size and it's a doozy! Very Happy

In case you can't be bothered (or don't trust me enough) to click the link, here's a preview size version... but if you want to download and print it you need to use the version in the clicky!!!

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very, very nice!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very nice. Love it. clapping I'll have to hang that at home and not at work. I am sure that I would immediately be labeled a racist by the dolts around here that don't understand baiting.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

thats nice

How do you go about choosing the lad quotes to put on the pages? Can we submit suggestions.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is simply beautiful. Nice design, NN, and great photos. Are you thinking about having some of these printed? I would most certainly buy a bunch and give them as Christmas gifts to people I know who know what I do here.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great Stuff!! Will be looking forward to seeing the rest, you really do some brilliant work bow_down

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Keyser - you'll have to ask NN how he chose the quotes! First I knew was the finalised version, having had a brief discussion on what to fill the space besides the picture with! Very Happy

@Hugh - no plans for printing due to costs and logistical issues. It was therefore deemed easier to provide the pages for download... unless NN has a dastardly secret plan.

If we can perhaps get a word from the designer extrordinaire himself, being that he's also the Eater's official Calendar Spokesperson, we might find out about the future plan... Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whatever happened to "Topless Baiters of 2007"?

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Callum! NN's still waiting for your picture! We've all submitted ours! Confused

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yep, I even submitted mine, but the banana was so small and the hammock so big, they threw my picture away after laughing at it and then feeling really sorry for me Crying or Very sad Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome stuff!!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I've made this a temp sticky. Give it a few days and then people will have to use the search function to find it. (Like that'll happen) Wink

Yep. Every month of 2007 sheila's lads will appear in each month. I'll also be adding some of the best trophy bait pictures of the previous month to appear alongside. Each month will look different. This is just something sheila & I thought you'd all love.

I've printed it out to A3, which is a very big piece of paper. A4 standard sheet in full colour looks great on the fridge, back of your office door, in front cover of your monthly planner and even sticky-taped to the bottom on your draw in your desk. The best spot I've found is right on the side of you PC box.

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@Keyser - you'll have to ask NN how he chose the quotes!


I went through quite a few peoples sig lines and just copy and paste them into a word doc I keep at the ready. If you wish to submit some funny sig lines email: [email protected] - Make sure you put 'calender' in the subject, or else it will get lost among the Lad Deck emails.

sheila_blyge wrote:
@Hugh - no plans for printing due to costs and logistical issues. It was therefore deemed easier to provide the pages for download... unless NN has a dastardly secret plan.


... dastardly secret plan?? ......................................... always, and very soon .... Twisted Evil

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Disclaimer - Also just be warned. I'm a highly paid designer and producer of fine professional branding. I am precious about my work and don't take criticism or 'suggestions' well, nor do I see it as helpful. More than likely I will smile politely and say 'thanks'. You will be ignored. I know better. You don't. Please PM me with your suggestions. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

These are very cool. A big "thank you" to all involved. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Top Hole, a first class effort. BTW, do you think anyone will be interested in my wildlife calendar, there's some wonderful shots of newts?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Damn, I don't want to have to wait until 2007 to use it Razz

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeagh we need a Dec 2006 one! haha

But that looks great there! too bad its not really safe for work to put up..
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very cool!! Thanks for doing that, I'm looking forward to a full year of these. And I'm surprised/honored to see one of my lad's quotes being used. Very Happy

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Well, this is at least more interesting (if not necessarily aesthetically so) than the one of bikini girls posing near sportscars that I got from the local mechanic.

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Laughing Laughing Fantastic!

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great job NN! That is some fine design. I am glad that you were able to put those pictures into a nice calendar. The one person we have neglected to thank in all of this a one Benadict Wealth from Lagos, Nigeria. This man was an absolute delight and is a pleasure with which to work.


Too bad we have to wait until August to see the goat! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well because you wanted it! I've made up a lovely xmas calender for this year!

** Merry Mugu Xmas - Click me for the extra special Official 419eater Christmas calender **

Special Thanks to Maxx, Scam Patroller and Buck Turgidson. I've used lads from last years xmas competition for this years calender!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

NN, you're a star!!! What a bonus! Getting mine printed as I type! Yay!

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Top job Nurse, thats just what the Dr ordered Cool

I'm so proud of my lads Crying or Very sad

But no time now for sentiment, as they (as we speak) are working on a festive special Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

excellent!!!!!!!!
very very good, i`m feeling all festive now!!!,

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