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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:29 am |
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Well, Austine is off to Makola, with his new map, to do the Prudential 2step. I know they havent arrested anyone for a while, but maybe he can be a f*ck buddy for Brother Alex in his cell, at least he wont be the only memer of Fundaligi0n there, they can compare tattoos!
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dear sister,
u knew i can't so am down for what ever besides
i will be coming right today if i get the fund b/cos i don't need to sleep in the street like a begger anymore. |
I'm glad his beggar training he got on his visit to Lagos is coming in handy.
Then he remembered his manners and sent another email.
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hallelujagobble
brother austine |
Then he realises his cafe time isnt up yet, so has a moan in advance, as if Id lie to him. Its almosts as if he expects things to go horribly wrong now. sadly, Sister Anna has left the cafe in Wa.
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dear sister,
you have to be extra sure about how to collect the money b/cos it will hurt me more if yesterday repeat it's self so reply fast so that if possible i can eat a good food today.
hallelujagobble
austine |
this was only 10 minutes ago. I wonder if he'll risk a taxi? |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:56 am |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:52 pm |
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My mugu is such a douche bag. He claims he is out on the street since the other day. I had him staying in that hotel for a while, I guess it got too expensive. Here is his cell number: 246499015. Hopefully your boy can contact him. Tell you boy that Kevin has money for him, but not to mention it on the phone. Just have them meet in person. Tell him that they are not supposed to talk about it on the phone, only in person. All they need to do on the phone is set up a place to meet. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:54 pm |
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Oh yeah- that hotel is supposedly pretty far away. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:04 pm |
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Unfortunately the hotel was far enough away to cost my lad his mobile, but if he still trusts me after his visit to the Pru, I'll pass it on! |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:14 pm |
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Dear Brother Austine,
I just checked back on my way back to the Church, I wont get email
again until tommorow.I feel the Lord will help you at the bank, I know
it wont be easy, you dont exactly have a bank book do you? How can you
ask me to be sure of things, I'm hundreds of miles away but trying my
best. It wasn't my fault you turned up late in Accra, was it?
I'm sorry to sound unsympathetic, though, I know you are going through
a hard time.
Just in case all doesn't go well, here's the number of Mr Kevin,
246499015. He is sorry he'd checked out of the hotel, he decided it
was too expensive for him. Dont mention money on the phone or he might
think your some kind of scammer, but try and meet up with him.
Hallelujagobble!
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 1:47 pm |
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I told Kevin to expect his call. I hope we can get these guys to meet up. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 2:21 pm |
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I hope so too, however by now, Austine should have taken of his shirt in the Prudential, and shouted 'Hallelujagobble' at the manager, before trying to draw $150 from a non-existent account. He also has to mention Brother Roy and Barry Melrose.
Depending on their mood, he might not be in a postion to ring anyone by now, we'll have to wait to see if he gets back to the cafe, or is now making cell friends with Brother Alex, E6ffrydo's ladsand the Melrose boys.
Edit: Nearly 3.5 hours now, the suspense is killing me! No news is ominous news. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:50 pm |
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@Roycropper - I love this.
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it will hurt me more if yesterday repeat it's self |
Oh, yes. It will will hurt more. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
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Simon Bar Sinister
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 4:19 pm |
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The suspense is killing me.... Great Job Roy |
_________________ I was brought up from a good Christian home and I have all confidence and trust in my God who never fails his people. - Cole Adams (lad)
<---- so many to go.. but it's a start!!
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:10 pm |
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Well, its 5pm mugu time, and the bank is definitely shut by now, and one of our mugus is officially missing!
Austine went to the Pru about 5 hours ago, the map below is the one I emailed him. It's not that far away.
He ought to have got back to the cafe by now, if only to have a whinge and a cry at me, as he faced another night on the streets.
If 'yesterday repeat it's self' (Ha! the least of your worries, you thought the Accra taxi drivers were bad? Try the Police!) and the Police do have him, at least he wont have to worry about food and shelter any more.
Its not too late for him to turn up, but I think its time to send our Ghana lads out onto the street, shouting 'Hallelujagobble!'.
Im not celebrating until I read it on Ghanaweb or similar, if he's busted let's hope they report it. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:31 pm |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:57 pm |
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D'oh! Well he didn't get arrested , he emailed from the Ring road cafe at 7pm, but we have had possibly the first safari lad meet in Accra, he seems to have met Jojobean's lad! Is there a symbol for that?
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dear sister,
it pain so much that when i see kelvin the whole thing was so strange so now i want money to bring some of my properties back ,finally the kevin say he dont have money.
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Not even a Hallelujagobble. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:00 pm |
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Roy
Well done mate. This is the funniest thing I have read in some time! |
_________________ x2 x2 x104 x213 x4 x20 x4 x2 x1 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x13
You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:16 pm |
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BAAAHAHAHAHAHA Fantastic stuff Roy! |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
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Location: Not Happy
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:52 pm |
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well done,
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it will hurt me more if yesterday repeat it's self
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Groundhog Day? |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:07 pm |
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OMG are you sending him to big worm's bank? This is great.
I hope they do not feed him in jail. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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Breddan Butter
Retired Moderator
Joined: 09 Dec 2003
Posts: 4170
Location: Soligorsk, Belarus
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:32 pm |
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Roy,
I'm a bit worried about your Sea Mugu.
He's spending too much time running around on land.
Somewhat like a fish out of water.
Good bait. Keep it going. |
_________________ Можно заплатить кредитной карточкой ?
Пошёл на хуй, мудак !!!
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My IP address is 217.21.39.255. (86.57.134.49 on Sundays) Please don't come knocking on my door. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:48 pm |
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Ouch!!
I hope he has more fun sloshing around at the hippo preserve. Maybe he'll get a big bite from one of them, then he'll really know what pain is.
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:26 pm |
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Fantastic... |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:36 pm |
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This is a great read. You're an inspiration to us lowly master baiters. Keep it up! |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:37 pm |
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its brilliant reading about your sea mugu. |
_________________ go you polkhead, FULK- albert john
I AM THE KING OF SCAMMARS...I WILL GET YOU SOME DAY. -olivier kabah
i can pay $1,0000000 to get your cops to hell - jacob wilson
lagos to douala "i am tired of roaming west africa"
i like pretty flags. want your own?
46X 10X 8X 5X 5X 5X 4X 4X 4X 3X 3X 3X (???) 2X 2X 2X and a sierra leone diamond site.
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:22 am |
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Arranging a lad meet in Ghana is fantastic - congratulations!
Wonder what JJBs lad has to say about it. |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:35 am |
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Roycropper wrote: |
we have had possibly the first safari lad meet in Accra, he seems to have met Jojobean's lad! Is there a symbol for that?: |
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_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
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