Oops! Sea Mugu meets Jojobean's lad, now pyramid wrecking!

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Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 7:59 pm

It just keeps getting betterand better and BETTER... Laughing

These two guys are a riot!
Nice work. Keep them going. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:12 pm

OMG

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Isn't it nice to see mugus taste their own medicine?

Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:53 pm

Quote:

Am down with what ever the church wants

Dear sister,
actually is kelvin that told me how far you people fustrated him (nice one, Jojo) and also convinced me to continue this when i get back to nigeria besides he didn't gave me up to $7 and the money only take me out of ghana then i spent few days on the way before i beg much that take me to nigeria

so please don't embarras me with that again. ok coming to think of the removal of the tattoo membership, am not a fool to choose to be a member that's why i never lost my faith but if it please the church that i will remove it,

there is no single problem with your next reply i will be convince on what to do, besides the day i noticed the evil in CONMAN CHURCH i became so much happy to sell my soul to devil that's why i initially baptised of the fire so am down with what ever the church intends.

HALLELUJAGOBBLE!!!!!!!
Austine

Gosh, he still beleives its real! And he is down with whatever the Church intends, although he thinks were an evil church! Twisted Evil

Hell, what shall I do with him next?

Sign?, Lake?, Form?, Giant Tattoo?, Safari?, Arrest?, Bankruptcy?, Lad Meet?

Nah, he's done all of them.

I wonder if he can carve, or draw? Or copy the Bible out by hand?

Any non-lethal sugesstions will be considered by the Church Elders.

As he's still keen on Fundaligi0n, It'll have to be on a Church Mission.

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:16 pm

Perhaps you could send him to Benin City to destroy a hedonistic pyramid that was constructed that has a trunkbox buried within it?

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:47 pm

hmm... what do you get the lad who has done everything?

Firstly, HALLELUJAGOBBLE, to my brethren.

I think after he's shown such commitment and dedication it might be time to promote him to head Snuffleupagus of the your holy order. This position in your order does pay a one off fee, with with ongoing fortnightly income. However the pilgrimage is not to be taken lightly. Only those whose heart embraces the true spirit of HALLELUJAGOBBLE! He must complete three tests of courage and fortitude, perform at least 1 miracle and repent for all his past transgressions.

The tasks:

1. The Ride of Purity - Wearing the robes and mask of the Dark Knight, all supplicants must stand and ride upon the chariot (modern day vehicle required) He must purge his soul of all unearthly impurity and travel for more than 3 kilometres upon the roof of the chariot in the robes of the Dark Knight.

2. The Burning Soul - All Head Snuffleupagus must construct a man of wood and straw. The wooden man represents the empty, lifeless shell of man. The supplicant must sleep with this wooden man for one night and transfer all his impure thoughts and sins to the wooden man. On the dawn of that morning he must take his sins (wooden man) to the oceans edge and place it in a small boat or raft. The floatation device and wooden sinner must be doused in gasoline and set alight. This will free the Head Snuffleupagus of all sin and impurity. He must be the embodiment of peace and righteousness.

3. The Walk of Goodliness - Must be performed in from of a crowd of disbelievers. The supplicant must remove all clothes except for his holy thong of deliverance, and the Goat horns of forgiveness. After covering his body in the colour of purged souls (pink paint) He must walk the streets for 2 kilometres chanting 'HALLELUJAGOBBLE'.

After these acts has been performed, you must perform a miracle. Any miracle will do. Lead into gold, water into wine, chicken into goat, daddy into chips?

The final act of redemption is the removal of all worldly good and wealth. The supplicant must take all his/her old clothes and burn them upon a pyre of dried coconut leaves (or the leaves of whatever non-evil fruit is grown in the region)

After this the supplicant must throw all his money in a crowd. He must retain enough funds to make contact with the church. The church will then send through the payment and first 3 months of pay to the new Head Snuffleupagus. He must then gather more brethren to his flock.

His mission shall be complete. All his dreams realised. He will be perfect in every way.

HALLELUJAGOBBLE Brother Roy! May the Snuffle of Upagus always swing true.

Edit - ... and then ....

YeaWhatever wrote:

Perhaps you could send him to Benin City to destroy a hedonistic pyramid that was constructed that has a trunkbox buried within it?

Actually, my idea requires far too much effort. I'd rather just see the outcome to the pyramid being destroyed.

Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:50 pm

@ YW, Hahaha! Yes!

Tell your lads not to dismantle it, they will need it again before they get their fake money.

Please ask you lads where to find the pyramid, email me the details, and I will send my lad hotfoot! I'll tell him it's a test of his faith.

Weve had lad meets lad, now lad meets pyramid. ah, the synergy of it all!

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 9:21 pm

One of the conditions for the pyramid lad is that he must maintain it for the entire year of his trial period. This thing is going to become a maintanence nightmare. I am sure that he will not last a year, but the initial money that has been promised to him will be handed over to him at the base of the pyramid. You would be doing Big Worm and I a huge favour by sending your lad that way. PM either one of us for the exact address of the pyramid. We must get photos of the destruction.

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

What about this modality:
Tell the pyramid lad that the power of the pyramid can be felt even through the photo, therefore it will be declared a wonder and become some sort of place of pilgrimage. Of course pilgrims will be required to give a donation for repairs and stuff like that.

The other lad should travel there on some kind of undercover mission. He should first pass himself of as a pilgrim and then destroy the pyramid in the night. The pyramid of dirt was built up by some baaad people to desecrate a golden fundaligi0n-artifact that now lies under it. His job is to get it back.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:56 am

If there were only a way to video the meeting..... Anybody baiting a lad who owns a camcorder??

@RC, your lad should know that the pyramid is guarded by the forces of Satan, and he will need to take his flock with him to attend to the destruction of the Pyramid of Hedonism.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:56 am

Wow that is such a good idea. What city/country is the pyramid located in? Will the lad have to travel pretty far to find it?

Another good thing is that the sand bags are made out of paper. I think that he will be able set it on fire with a fair amount of gasoline.

Perhaps you should even send the pyramid lad on a safari to ensure that he does not interfere with its destruction.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:03 am

Love this idea. Get RC's lad to gather a posse of pilgrims and visit YW's pyramid on a Mission Of Deliverance to destroy and cast asunder the graven image which is an abomination etc etc.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Since Austine has been so faithful (stupid), isn't it time he adopted special clothing to set him apart from nonfundal1gionists?

How about an abaya? Yes, I know it is for women. Smile

Like this: http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8128/abayaos4.jpg

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:07 pm

\/\/\ He likes to take his shirt off and show his monster tattoo.

I think I am going to tell him that the TWAT pyramid is evil, put there by Funaligi0n's bitter rivals, and must be destroyed, and yes we will need photographic proof.

At its heart is a sandbag full of gold and diamonds, this gives it its magical power. lads like that sort of thing. If Austine can retreive the sandbag, he can keep half and DHL the rest to the church. Sadly, our informant didnt tell us whether the sandbag is in the middle halfway up, or at the bottom. Very Happy

He will have to work at night, as the pyramid is likely to be guarded.

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

Roycropper wrote:

He will have to work at night, as the pyramid is likely to be guarded.

Dont you think this could scare him away?

You could tell him at night its unguarded because of its magic powers. But with a recipe for holy water he can break its powers:
ingredients:
- a bottle
- 1 l clear water
- a handfull earth from a grave
- 7 pubic hairs from the person that will use the water (himself)
- the juice of a half orange.
- 7 hairs from a goat

Put it all into the bottle and shake it. Before destroying the pyramid you will have to pour a bit of it on you hands and feet and the remains in a circle around you on the ground. Shout "Hallelujahgobble" thrice and you are protected from the evil powers of the pyramid.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:20 pm

The Fundaligi0n Wrecking Crew has been despatched to smite the evil that is the TWAT pyramid....

Quote:

Dear Austine,

I'm glad you dont want to leave us. I am sorry if I spoke harshly, I
was cross with how things had turned out.

If only you hadnt missed the bus or got yourself to us here in
Wechiau. Brother Kevin, who as you saw was from a different sect, was
actually undergoing his Test of Faith by meeting you, he passed that
test with flying colours by helping you with money in your hour of
need. That is why he too felt frustrated, he didnt know he was being
tested. Now he shall have eternal salvation.

Austine, you say that you are 'down' with whatever we want. As you
know, our bus is out of action (We await a new cylinder head, and for
the Lord to provide the funds to pay for it). This has meant that
Brother Franklin and I have had to cancel a vital Church mission to
Benin City, Nigeria. Perhaps you can help us, by doing it for us, this
could also be your Officail Test of Faith, as if you havent already
been tested by God enough!
is a rival Church to ours, and is
trying to claim some power in West Africa.They build pyramids of bags
of dirt, which they claim, generate huge power, because at their
heart they conceal a bag full of gold and diamonds, which they have
obtained by deceipt. This gives the pyramid its strength.

The first picture I attach shows some nuns with one of their evil
pyramids, which they built in Belgium. A small group of us, Brother
Les, Brother Jack, and Sister Sarah Louise, attacked this pyramid in
the middle of the night, and stole the treasure at his heart.

We have now found, to our horror, that one of these monstrosities has
been built in Nigeria, in Benin City, to be precise. I dont think that
this is very far from you. the second photograph is of this very
pyramid.

The power of the pyramid can be felt even through the photo, therefore
it will be declared a wonder and become some sort of place of
pilgrimage. Of course pilgrims will be required to give a donation for
repairs.

Austine, you would be doing us a great service, if you could go there
and tear it apart by night. In the very centre is the bag with the
valuables, we want you to steal it for us. You can take 25% of the
contents, I can send you a prepaid DHL bag to send us the rest, which
will help run our mission for a long time. Also the evil that is the
T.W.A.T. will be lessened in your country. You will have to do this
in the dead of night, otherwise you will be detected. You will be
quite safe, as your true faith in Fundaligi0n will protect you as well
as any shield.

Should you decide to accept this mission, Austine, The Head office
will require proof that you have destroyed the evil, and will truly
beleive that you are our number one member in Nigeria. I'm sure that
they will treat you very kindly and shower you with praise and
rewards. For this reason, take a camera, to record the might of
Fundaligi0n as it smites its foes.

The adress of the pyramid is :
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, BENIN CITY, EDO STATE, NIGERIA (Thanks, YW)

Should you doubt that this is true, ask a collegue in Benin city to go
and see it for himself.
Ask him to take photographs.

Good Luck, and Hallelujag0bble!

Sister Anna Lynne Jecti0n

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:50 pm

Inspirational stuff. Well done guys clapping

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:59 pm

LOL...

Be sure to advise them to clothe themselves in black and to wear balaclavas.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 3:58 pm

That pyramid's big enough that Google Earth will probably find it!

clapping

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:10 pm

Now if only we can convince the lads to set up a 24 hour Webcam so the worldwide faithful can view the pyramid prior to the tragic demolition.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:39 pm

lol...this is hilarious....so I hope you are warning the T.W.A.T. lads that another lad will try to destroy their pyramide, and that they should capture him, and do some nasty (of course not harmful) things to him (of course we need photographic proof of this) in order to join the church of T.W.A.T.....you know a little excorcism or so Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

For any new pyramid builders you get, how about some tunneling, there has to be a tunnel dug underneath the pyramid which they have to pass through, it will surely make the pyramid unstable and a good chance of a lad getting hurt, plus they have to build the pyramid again should it collapse Twisted Evil