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PostPosted: Mon Oct 30, 2006 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dear Beloved. I thank you in God's name for reading the following bait-in-progress with my super-eager mugu, . I thought that the progress made thus far made for interesting reading and that I'd update as the bait goes on. Blessed Be!


From:
Date: Oct 18, 2006
Subject: Dear Sir/Mrs

***Lost the original email*** but it was a normal, someone died, play act the next of kin to receive $22M Smile

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From:
Date: Oct 18, 2006
Subect: Dear Sir/Mrs



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From:
Date: Oct 20, 2006
Subject: Dear

Thanks for your kind response.Am so sorry for my late
reply to you and also i forgot to put my late client's
full name which is (Engr Neal L.),in my
previous email to you. I am a British citizen and also
a honest person .Please i only need your help on the
claim and transfer of my late client's deposit in the
London Bank as the fund will be termed unclaimed in 8
bank working days and will turn to the british
government and bank's property as stated by the
british banking constitution if not claimed in this 8
bank working days.

I will present you to the british high court as my
late clients only relative and beneficiary to his $22,
million deposit in the london bank.The court will
request for your presence or Identification
information before approving the deposit for transfer
to you.I will be much impressed if you can make it to
the Uk in 3 days for this claim but if you can't
please forward your information to me for the court's
confirmation of your existence and the approval of the
deposit for transfer to you as soon as possible.I will
also want to confirm if your account can carry this
deposit without questions from your government or bank
after transfer to you.Will there be any tax payments
to your government or bank after the transfer is
released into your account? if yes then how much will
be involved? i need full confirmation of all these
facts before we commence. Your good assurance on the
safety of the deposit after transfer to you will be
much appreciated also.

You will take 40% of the deposit after transfer to you
then keep 60% for myself.I will also join you in your
country after the success of the transfer.I need your
honest answers to my questions and your below
informations to commence the transfer approval
process with the british high Court. All the paper
work will be forwarded to you once the court release
the approval with your name.

YOUR FULL NAME:
YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS:
YOUR STATE OF ORIGIN:
YOUR DATE OF BIRTH:
PLACE OF WORK AND POSITION:
PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER:

Here is my number.Please call me once you receive this
message +44 xxxxxxxxx. I Thank you again for your
kind response and concern so far.

.

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Then the impatient sod got all antsy when I didnt respond within 24hrs!
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From:
Date: Oct 19, 2006
Subject: Get Back Now!!!!!!!

I sent to you an email yesterday but up till now i haven't heard from you? What is the problem? Are you now ready again or what? I really want you to get back to me on my email to you yesterday, If you can come over to United Kingdom in person so that we both can handle this transfer together.

I will really appreciate it if you come over here. But if you can not make it, I will not force you to start coming When you can not. But you will now have to send your informations to me which will enable me present you to the British High Court as my late client next of kid or Beneficiary.

You have to try your best to comply with me over this transfer of USD22,million deposit. I will be waiting to hear from you again.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.



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I was at a friends halloween party drinking stupid amounts of alcohol and couldnt be bothered to deal with it
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From:
Date: Oct 21, 2006
Subject: Get Back Now!!!!!!!

*** This is an automated response messaging service***

is currently on social community work in a rural area and
will not have access to email for the next 3 days. He will respond
immediately upon his return.

***This is an automated response messaging service***

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From:
Date: Oct 23, 2006
Subject: Get Back Now!!!!!!!

Dear

Sorry for the delay in responding, I was not in email contact all
weekend. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

I think I would be able to visit the United Kingdom soon as I have
extended family there. What would be the best city to fly in to? Where
are you situated?

Thanks


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From:
Date: Oct 23, 2006
Subject: Dear

Yes i wonder why you haven't replied my email since last weekend but no
problem, The only thing is that I was called by the British High Court
earlier today to present you to the court, for them to approve this transfer
which the bank is in possesion to transfer to you as the beneficiary to this
deposit.

As it stands now we do not have any more time to waste, The court can no
longer wait till next week that you are coming over to United Kingdom, So i
was advice that you have to present your personal information to the court
to release the aproval with your name so that the bank will transfer
immediately to your possesion.

Please , I will like you to forward to me the below
informations which i have to forward immediately to the British High Court,
I will also go to the court first thing tomorrow to stand on your
behalf.Below is the informations needed from you:

Your Full Name:
Your Contact Address:
Your State Of Origin:
Your Occupation and Position:
Your Date Of Birth:
Your Private Phone Number:

Make sure you fill up this form and send back to me immediately, I will
appreciate it very well, We really need to follow up this transfer with
immediate effect. We do not have any time to waste as it stands now. The
British High Court has approved tomorrow as the day of the approval to you
as the beneficiary to this said USD22,million deposit with the bank. I
promise that after the approval tomorrow, i will forward to you all the
necessary document that shows that you are the rightful bonafide beneficiary
to this said funds.Please i wait to hear futher from you as well.

Make sure you get back to me immediately.
Thanks and God Bless you and your family.

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From:
Date: Oct 23, 2006
Subject: Dear

Dear

Thanks for your speedy response. God is good that He has placed such a
trustworthy person in my life. Thank you for all of the hard work you
are doing to secure this transaction. Please find my information below.

Full Name:
Contact Address:
State Of Origin: Washington
Occupation and Position: Junior Minister,
Date Of Birth: 12/10/66
Private Phone Number: +1-206-xxxxxxxx

Please let me know how your day goes at the court!

Blessed be God.

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From:
Date: Oct 23, 2006
Subject: Dear



This is to inform you that your personal informations was received by me and
also to inform you that i earlier got an information from the British High
Court of presenting your identification copy also since you can no longer be
present at the court, So i will like you to scan any of your identification
copy and send to me, For me to print out and have with me when going to the
British High Court this morning.

I was also informed that i have to pay a fee of 11,000 pounds you're too kind! Laughing as the court
approval fee which i know that i do not have up to that but i will try my
best to make sure i get it before leaving to the Court this morning. I
promise you that. I will also get back to you once am back from the British
High Court and forward to you all the necessary documents that will show
that you are the Beneficiary to this said deposit with the bank. Please I
know you are a man of God but still want you to give a promise that this
deposit will be secure in your possesion after the bank has transfer it to
you as the benficiary till i come over to your country, Am so sorry for this
but you have to give me your word on this before i have to go futher to get
the approval on your name.

You have to really scan your identification copy and send it to me
immediately before time to the British High Court. Am waiting right away to
receive it from you.

Thanks and God Bless you and your family.

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The contents of his email were duly noted and I duly sent him a 5Mb .dll 'passport' file but note I also started setting up the potnetial for a church induction ceremony later when he was to ask me for money....
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From:
Date: Oct 24, 2006
Subject: Dear

Dear

Thanks be to God that you are willing to undertake such personal
sacrifice in order to secure the transfer. You will be rewarded in
heaven I am sure.
Please find my passport scan attached to this email.

If you need my church to assist in the payment of the processing fee's,
I could probably arrange it, but please bear in mind that we are only
allowed to release funding from our church to satellite churches or
affiliate members. We could potentially assist you in the simple task of
acquiring membership, but it doesnt look like we will have to resort to
that.

Blessed be to God.

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strangely muguman decided to start sending every single email TWICE from here on out. not sure why, but it's been that way since!
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From:
Date: Oct 24, 2006
Subject: Congratulations .

Congratulations

The transfer was approved in your name today.I attach copy of the court
Affidavit for you, the deposit certificate and the change of ownership
certificate.The fund release order were forwarded to the bank by the court.

I paid a total of 11,000 pounds to the british crown court and the british
interpol for the approval of the transfer in your name.Please do not ruin
my life or try to take the deposit for yourself alone after transfer to
you.I borrowed some part of the 11,000 pounds which I have to refund by
thursday next week.

I will send an application format to you after this which you will forward
to the bank for instant release of the deposit into your account.I hope your
account can carry the transfer without problems from your government and
bank?Will there be any tax payments in your country? Remember the deposit is
not yet ours till it's reflected into your account after the transfer.Please
keep the transfer to yourself till the deposit is received into your account
after the application to the bank.

I thank God almighty for the success so far and i thank you as well.I will
forward the appliation after this.

affidavit
change of ownership
deposit certificate

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how could I possibly not believe those highly official forms? ignoring the spelling and grammatical errors I mean
Laughing After getting this I thought I'd let him sweat a little bit....

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From:
Date: Oct 24, 2006
Subject: Congratulations

How can you even think of such terrible things? I am Reverend in one of
God's own churches, yet you distrust me?
I thank you sincerely for all of your efforts and have duly noted the
contents of your email. What do I need to do with the Change of
Ownership Certificate, do I just sign it and keep it?
I will fill in the application form immediately.
In God's good name.
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From:
Date: Oct 24, 2006
Subject: THE APPLICATION TO THE BANK FOR THE TRANSFER.

THE APPLICATION TO THE BANK FOR THE TRANSFER
Below is the application which you will send to the bank.
Insert your full name:
Address:
Telephone and fax number:
The Manager.(Dr.xxxxxxx
Name of Bank.(Abbey National Plc,East Linton Branch.UK)
Dear Sir,

Application for release of funds
I, ,on behalf of the entire members of the Erdertee family
wish to use this medium to inform you that i am now the new beneficiary to
the USD22,million deposit in your possession formerly owned to Mr Michael
Bill . I want this deposit transferred immediately into my
possession.

(State your valid account informations for transfer)

Should my assistance be needed or any imformation be required, you can reach
me at the above email address( assuming you use this current mail address)
or you can reach me at this phone number (insert your phone number). Your
co-operation is highly anticipated.

Yours Faithfully.
Rev .
On behalf of the Family.

/NB/
The subject should be Attention: Managing Director.
Here is the bank's contact informations which you will forward the
application to.
Name of Bank : Abbey National Plc.East Linton Branch UK
Name of Manager : xxxxx (Mr)
Tel: +44 xxxxx
Fax: +44 xxxxx
Email : [email protected]

Send the application to the bank immediately.Send it through email which
will be faster.I need an urgent reply.I hope you are not confused.Please
send this information to the bank immediately.We have been given 48 hours by
the British High Court to clear the deposit from the bank.Remember I trust
you with the name of God almighty.please do not disappoint me.Contact me
when you receive the deposit into your account tomorrow.I attach the copy to
this email.Please check the court copy.

Thanks again and God Bless

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i didnt respond again, given that I was asleep. strange how time zones work, isnt it?
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From:
Date: Oct 25, 2006
Subject: Am still waiting Rev

Good Morning, How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your
family? I sent to you necessary document that show that you are now the
beneficiary to this said deposit with the Abbey National Plc London, Also an
application, which you are to fill up and send it to the Abbey National Plc
through there email Address. But up till now i haven't heard from you on if
you have send it or not.

Hope all is well? Did you received the documents i sent to you yesterday?
Have you send the application to the bank? I really need an update
information from you., On what the bank said to you. I will wait to hear
from you before i can call the bank to confirm from them.

Make sure you get back to me with update information from the bank.Bear it
in mine this transfer is confidential till the bank transfers it to your
Account.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.
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From:
Date: Oct 25, 2006
Subject: am waiting Rev

Yes my friend, I have, in God's good name, received the emails. It seems
there is a delay in your emails landing in my inbox, so please do not be
concerned if I do not reply immediately. I am using an old computer here
so perhaps that it causing the delay.
I have a rectory meeting this morning, but I shall send the documents
off immediately after the meeting.
Yours in God.
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I then emailed the 'bank' with the necessary info, wont bore you with repeated form from above. They responded almost immediately....

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From: The bank
Date: Oct 25th, 2006
Subject: RESPONSE.ABBEY NATIONAL PLC

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THE ABBEY NATIONAL PLC,EAST LINTON BRANCH.UK HAS RECEIVED YOUR CLAIM AND TRANSFER APPLICATION FOR YOUR USD22,MILLION DEPOSIT. WE ALSO RECEIVED A NOTIFICATION LETTER FROM THE BRITISH CROWN COURT ON 25TH OCTOBER 2006.YOUR CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP CERTIFICATE HAS BEEN RECEIVED

WE WILL CONTACT YOU AGAIN SHORTLY.

YOU HAVE TO HOLD ON. Laughing


THANKS.

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Then the bank tries to make me jump through a few hoops to show that they are real/thorough Laughing, I duly sent the forms they requested
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From: tha bank
date: oct 25, 2006
subject: INSTRUCTION.ABBEY NATIONAL PLC

This is to confirm your identification and to avoid any misidentifications during transfer process. Send the Following informations to the Abbey National Plc ,East Linton Branch for further reconfirmations and fund release to you within the next 24hours of our request received from you.

1. Reconfirm Your Account information and your bank's contact informations.
2. Confirm Scan Copy of Your Identification Information.(ID of choice).
3. Copy of Your British High Court Approved Affidavit and Change of Ownership Certificate copy

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and now, wait for the fun Smile suddenly he undergoes a name change.....i love watching them back-peddle when you point it out!
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From:
Date: oct 26, 2006
subject: Rev

Good Morning, Why can't i reach your phone? i keep trying to reach your
phone so that we can talk but it is on Answering mechine .

Ireceived your copy which you have sign, Hope you send a copy to the bank,
Please i really want to know if the bank has getting back to you and what
did the bank say to you? Am waiting to hear from you on the update with you
and the bank, When will the bank transfer this deposit to you?

Get back to mu question.Also try to call me with this number +44 xxxxx.
Laughing
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From:
Date: Oct 26, 2006
Subject:

Dear Brother

Did you change your name? I like the new name! Is it a family name?
My dear Brother you have been unable to reach me on the telephone
because I do not live in the same time-zone as you and it has been the
middle of the night here! I am currently visiting a small parish in New
York so the time here now is 9:30am. My cell phone was turned off for
the entire flight here and reception is poor now, so please leave a
message but talk loudly as I have bad hearing.

I sent all of the information to the bank and they have replied this
morning asking for even more documents and information. I will try and
send it before the end of the day.

Blessed be in God's good name,

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From:
Date: oct 26, 2006
Subject:


Am sorry for the mistake, It was my co work's name Laughing . Meanwhile, You said you
are traveling, When will it be? Hope you have to first receive this deposit
before you travel to any where? Please when did the bank said to you that
the will transfer this deposit, I really want to know what is going on with
you and the bank. Please am waiting.

Thanks.
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From:
Date: Oct 26, 2006
Subject:

You really should not let other people use your email account, it might
lead to problems! I have heard many stories about email scammers and
hoaxers doing the Devil's work. You don't want to be implicated in
something like that. You need to be very careful nowadays.
I have already travelled my friend, I am in the state of New York but my
cell phone does not work here unfortunately as I am in a rural part.
Fortunately they have an internet computer here that I can use in the
mornings and evenings.

The bank told me to hold on, that they have, thanks to God, received all
of the necessary information.

Blessed be to God in the highest, Amen!
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Then to cover for his mistake, the bank emailed immediately to let me know that I wa about be very rich....
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From: The bank
Date: oct 26, 2006
Subject: FUND TRANSFER.ABBEY NATIONAL PLC

Your USD22,Million deposit has been approved for transfer by the British Crown Court but we cannot release this deposit into your account without complete confirmations of the following security
informations for the safety of the deposit and successful fund release into your nominated Bank transfer account information.

This is to confirm your identification and to avoid any misidentifications during transfer process.Send the Following informations to the Abbey National Plc ,East Linton Branch for further reconfirmations and fund release to you within the next 24hours.

1. Copy of The British High Court Approved Affidavit copy.
2. 21,300 British Pound Sterlings is our transfer charge for USD22,Million deposit, before deposit can be released into customer's nominated transfer account as your USD22,Million deposit account in our possession is a fixed deposit account and we cannot operate on this account for our 21,300 British Pound Sterlings transfer charge deduction / debit.

This payment must be traced from your country of origin or location as stated here in your transfer files.Make your 21,300 British Pound Sterling transfer charge payment through Our international affilliate bank account informations below.

BANK NAME: FIRST COMMERCIAL BANK, HONG KONG BRANCH.
ADDRESS: 7/F THE HONG KONG CLUB BUILING, CHATER ROAD.
SWIFT CODE: FCBKHKHH
ACCOUNT NO: 941110131833
BENEFICIARY: FOUND TALENT CO. LTD.

Send your 21,300 British Pound Sterlings Transfer charge payment slip immediately after payment into our affilliate bank account information above, For payment confirmations and complete fund release in 24 hours. Send these information to enable the faxing of your Fund Clearance / Transfer Copy and the effect of your USD22,Million deposit via Swift Telegraphic transfer into your nominated Bank transfer account information with us today.

Congratulations.
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From:
Date: Oct 26, 2006
Subject: AM WAITING REV

I have heard what you say to me, Am be carefull on anything am doing, You
have to also be careful on your side.meanwhile i called the bank now , The
bank said to me that the have send to you an email. Please Rev, you have to
check and see if it is true , You have to be check your email to see the
update with the bank and know when the will be transfering this deposit to
your account.

I will wait to hear from you again.
Thank and God bless you.
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now it's time to start playing the church part and hopefully get him doing a ceremony for me.....
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From:
Date: 0ct 27th, 2006
Subject: AM WAITING REV

God's greetings on high to you. Dear friend, the bank has told me that I
need to send the affidavit to them as well as 21,300 pounds sterling! I
am a reverend as you know and have no money of my own. I am sure that
the would be willing to pay the fee if they were
given a small donation from the $22M. Do you think this is possible?
Unfortunately, as I mentioned in my previous email, for my Church to
send the money requires the receiving party to be a satellite . This is not a lengthy procedure at all and requires only a
small amount of work on your behalf, in God's good name. I can send you
the initial application form if you want?
I am disappointed that this fee is required, but I simply cannot help
any further unless we set up a satellite church in your city.
Please let me know my friend how to proceed.
Blessed be to God on high (Amen)
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and then I was gifted some slappage through his obviously poor math skills. check the numbers in the following email, you'll see he comes up 1000 pounds short Smile
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From:
Date: Oct 27, 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

I received your email which i know i have been waiting to hear from you
since today. I was so down boohooo when i received your email to me, I have to call
the bank to confirm all this informations from you which the bank told me
yes, That you have to send all the informations given to you for them to be
able to complete this deposit transfer to you as the beneficary .

I think, i can not afford all that money, But Rev, As it stand now you
should not involve the church because the will delay this , The bank only
told me that you are given till close of work money to send all this fee to
there acount given to you. I called my wife to see if she can help. She only
said that she can afford 10,000 pounds right now, and i know i can also
afford 8,000 pounds which is a total of 18,000 pouds and we will still need
at less 2,300 pounds to compete up.

I will like you to forward to me the bank account information where i can
send this money to. I will also like you to complete with the balance of
2,300 pounds. You also have to contact the bank and ask them how you can
send the balance of 2,300 pounds if i and my wife send through the account
18,000 pounds.

Rev, I hope you understand me very well, you are to complete with the the
balance of 2,300 pounds, i advice you contact the bank and ask if you can
send it through western union to the bank while me, will send 18,000 pounds
today once my wife comes to my office now.She is on her way to my office.

You can see that we do not have any more time to waste as the bank told me
on phone, The bank will terminate this transfer because the time the court
gave to them is up. Please try your best to contact the bank now through
email and also call the bank . here is the bank number you can call right
away to ask if you can send the balance of 2,300 pounds through western
union and the should give you a name. +44 xxxxxx.

Am waiting o receive the bank email where the send to you the account which
you have to send this transfer charge to.

Am waiting right away.

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so basically he's trying to make it seem like he'll pay the bulk and I just need to pay the balance, which ironically is just enough to send through WU Smile I changed his mind on this later though - he got greedy and wanted all of it
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From:
Date:Oct 27 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

This is very sad indeed. I do not think you understand my position: I am
reverend in the and as such have made a vow of
complete financial chastity. I do not have any money at all, everything
I eat, drink, sleep in, travel in, is paid for by the Church. I do not
have money - this is part of being a Revered in this Church. If you can
ask the bank to give us a week to get the money, I can arrange for the
entire 21,300 pounds for you, without you or your wife having to spend
your hard-earned money. Please thank your lovely wife for her generosity
- I know that God will reward you both in heaven.
Please let me know how you wish to proceed with this.
Blessed be.
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From: Tha bank
Date: oct 27, 2006
subject: info.abbey.plc

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE JUST RECEIVED A CALL FROM YOUR ATTORNEY MR RICHARD GRENN, HE SAID THAT HE WILL BE SENDING TO OUR AFFILLIATE ACCOUNT GIVEN TO YOU A PARY PAYMENT OF 18,000 BRITISH POUNDS. THAT YOU WILL ALSO BE SENDING THE BALANCE PAYMENT OF 2,300 BRITISH POUNDS.

YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND THE BALANCE PAYMENT OF 2,300 BRITISH POUNDS THROUGH WESTERN UNION WITH THE NAME OF OUR STAFF INCHARGE OF ACCOUNT DEPARTMENT : MR CHRIS BROWN.

MAKE SURE YOU SEND THIS BALANCE PAYMENT THROUGH WESTERN UNION AND SEND TO OUR OFFICE YOUR PAYMENT SLIP TO CONFIRM YOUR PAYMENT BEFORE WE CAN COMPLETE YOUR TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
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Time for some SLAPPAGE!!!! Smile not only did my lad get the math wrong, but strangely so did a FINANCIAL institution Smile
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From: to the bank
Date: oct 27, 2006
Subject: info.abbey.plc

Dear Mr Woods

For someone who works at a bank, you are not very good at financial
calculations are you? 18,000 plus 2,300 does NOT equal 21,300 which is
the fee you asked for. we would still be 1000 short of the the total fee
if I followed your instructions.

I have informed Brother of the situation as it stands and in God's
name he is working towards a solution.

Blessed Be.
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From: to Grenn
Date: 27 oct 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

There seems to be a strange coincidence of mathematical error here. Both
you AND the bank made the same simple mistake in calculations! It's
strange how two different minds can sometimes think as one! God is
indeed marvelous!

You very kindly offered me 18,000 towards the 21,300 pounds. This leaves
us 3,300 pounds short, not 2,300 as both you and the bank stated.

Blessed Be.
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From:
Date: Oct 27, 2006
Subject: am waiting

Am so sorry for my late reply to you. I received your three emails to me ,
Am so sorry for the mistake , I also reeceived an email from the bank
telling of the mistake that since i will be sending 18,000 pounds that the
balance will be 3,300 pounds.

Rev, as it stand now, I could not get the 8,000 pounds i fill i would have
getting today, Am only having the 10,000 pounds my wife gave to me, Right
now , am so confuse. What do you want me to do. Should i leave to pay this
10,000 pounds from my wife and let your church to pay all the money? Please,
as my wife said to me that this money is all she have and right now i do not
have any money on me, How can we run the family without money/ Please, I
also send to the bank an email to ask for there extension for one week.
Still waiting to hear backj from the bank.

Please Rev, If you can asure me that the church will pay this fee that i
will not go to pay this 10,000 pounds from my wife. I really need to know
what i can do now rev.

Am waiting.
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From:
Date: Oct 27, 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

Why the sudden silence? This is a very stressful time and I feel that
time is slipping away, yet I cannot get a response from either you or
the bank!
In God's name, please reply soon.
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and then like magic, we got a time extension!!!
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From: the bank
Date: oct 27, 2006
subject: info.abbey.plc

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE RECEIVED YOUR EMAIL FOR OUR MISTAKE BUT IT WAS YOUR ATTORNEY'S MISTAKE, WE ARE SORRY FOR THAT. WE ARE TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM YOUR ATTORNEY FOR AN EXTENSION TILL FRIDAY NEXT WEEK WHICH 3RD OF NOVEMBER 2006.

WE WISE TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT WE CAN NOT ALLOW TILL THAT TIME DUE TO THE ORDER FROM THE BRITISH HIGH COURT, ALL WE CAN ALLOW IS TILL CLOSE OF WORK WENSDAY NEXT WEEK 1ST OF NOVEMBER 2006.

ALSO, WE ARE TO KNOW FROM YOU AS THE RIGHTFULL BENEFICIARY, WHO WILL BE THE PERSON TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT AND WHEN WILL IT BE?WE ARE ASKING THIS QUESTION SO THAT THE PERSON WILL MAKE SURE YOUR TRANSFER CHARGES PAYMENT IS BE PAID THROUGH OUR AFFILIATE BANK ACCOUNT GIVEN TO YOU.
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From:
Date: Oct 27th, 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

Dear Rev.

I just received an email from the bank now that the can allow us till next
week but not till friday. So can you afford to pay this fee through the
church? i really want to know this immediately so that i will know if to
give back my wife her money or not.

Rev, am waiting to hear from you, You know that i have use all my money to
paid for the British High Court approval . You can now help in this
transfer. You can try your best to see that the church pay this fee to the
account the bank gave to you.

Please am waiting right away.
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it seems he still hasnt figured out that he's going to have to make a satellite church in order to see any money, but that realization will be coming soon!
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From:
Date: Oct 27th, 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

This is wonderful news from heaven itself! Thanks be to God!
I can assure you that we can get all 21,300 pounds through the , but as I have said, you will need to fill in the
application form and become a satellite church founder in your city.
This is really simple and you can complete it easily by next week
Wednesday if you pledge to be a founding member of the Church in your
city. I can send you more details if you want?
Blessed Be!
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From:
Date: Oct 28th
Subject: FROM

AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU REV. TRY TO GET BACK TO MY EMAILS TO YOU
PLEASE, AM WAITING SERIOUSLY.

THANKS
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patience young man, patience!
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From:
Date: Oct 28th 2006
Subject: FROM GRENN

I did reply to you. I am waiting seriously for you.
Here is the Application Form. Please fill it in
and return it as soon as possible!
Blessed Be to God

you can see the questionnaire later when he responds
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From:
Date: Oct 28, 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

Am so happy to hear this Good New from you that you and your Church will
take care of this Bank charges fee of 21,300 British Pounds. Am so happy
with you.May the God bless you and your church.

Meanwhile, i have already send an email to the bank this morning that you
will be sending the charges to the by next week. I have also received your
APPLICATION FORM FOR MEMBERSHIP:

Which i have to fill immediately and send it back to you.

Rev, when will you and your church you send the 21,300 pounds to the bank ,
which day?

Am waiting to hear from you before i will send the application form to you.

Thanks and God bless you and your church.
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From:
Date: Oct 28th, 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

It is indeed good news from God himself!
I have spoken to the accountant and he tells me that the money is
available immediately, all that needs to be done is to complete the
satellite church inauguration. You need to fill out the application form
as soon as possible and return it to me, so that I can give it to the
accountant and then he will instruct you from there as to the final
step.
I cannot tell you when the money will be sent as it all depends on how
quickly you fulfil the membership criteria.
Blessed Be!
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From:
Date: Oct 28th, 2006
Subject: SEE THE APPLICATION FORM

am so happy to hear from you which is a good new to me right now.please, am
to inform you that i have already finish filling the application form for
membership, you will see it as an attached copy on this email to you now.

am so happy to hear that you have contact the church accountant, and he
accept sending this fee to the bank, please you have to try your best to see
that this bank transfer charges fee of 21,300 pounds is send on monday to
the account information the abbey national plc send to you. you have to make
sure you collect this money from the acountant and go make this payment
yourself, to avoid mistake in sending it to that account the abbey national
plc gave to you.

i will be so glad to hear from you on monday that this 21,300 pounds has
send to the abbey national plc. you know that the abbey has to transfer our
deposit of usd22,million deposit into the account information your send to
them this coming week , before friday, i will come over to see you in
person.

please am so happy right now, you can see the application form attached

Thanks and God bless you.
Richard Grenn esq.

form page one
form page two
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note his brilliant response to question #18 in the formLaughing time to get the accountant, Mr involved.
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From:
Date: Oct 29, 2006
Subject: SEE etc

Thanks to God for your speedy response, this is most excellent! I shall
forward this to the accountant immediately. He will send you the
instructions for setting up the satellite member church which is the
final stage. You are now and affiliate member, but we can only transfer
money to SATELLITE churches, so we need you to perform the induction
ceremony and send us photographs of the ceremony as proof. Then the
accountant will release the funds.
Blessed Be to God and thank you brother for your dedication in God's
eyes. Amen.
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From: Mr I Splinter
Date: Oct 29th, 2006
Subject: induction ceremony

My name is and I am the chief accountant for the has been keeping me informed of your
current progress in the induction ceremony and has informed me to send
details of the satellite member church ceremony that has to be completed
to allow us to officially name you as a founding member in your country.
As soon as we have this evidence, we can release the 21,300 pounds
sterling into the First Commercial Bank account number that you have
provided.
Please find attached the 'Cleansing of the Soul' ceremony details which
you can perform as soon as possible. Uusually we require one of our
senior Reverends, such as Rev to attend the ceremony, but
seeing as though we have severe time constraints, the Church has decided
that you may simply perform the ceremony and send detailed photographic
evidence. This will save you and us some valuable time.
Thanking you in advance for your kind consideration of this regard.
Mr I Splinter
Accountant

page one of ceremony
page two of ceremony
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and then Rev Erdertee decided that the scanned form wasnt good enough. slap. of course it was me using the gimp to make a horribly poor copy of his original and make it look like his fault Laughing
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From:
Date: Oct 29th, 2006
Subject: SEE THE APPLICATION

Please brother, the scanned application form was too small to read. you
need to scan it at a higher resolution and size as I am unable to read
your responses.
I have attached the image so that you can see what I mean.
Thanks!
Blessed be!

doctored form
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So now, he knows that all he needs to do is complete the small ceremony, which granted makes him look like a tool, but then he'll get his 21,300 pounds!
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From:
Date: Oct 30th
Subject: Dear rev

Good Morning, How are you Hope all is well with you and the Church, I
received your yesterday email to me and that of your church chife
Accountant(Mr ) but am so confuse that i do not really
understand what he mean that I will be cleans. That i have to take some
pictures and send to him. Please what is satellite member church ceremony?
You know that i can start going all this now, I believed that once i come
over to your country which should immediately after the Abbey National Plc
transfer this USD22,million deposit to the Church Acount you give to them,
If i come over there, Then you people can not do this or help me to do it.
Rev Hans , Try to talk to the Chife Accountant so that he will understand
all this, I can not do it allow here, You also know that the bank (Abbey
National Plc)given till close of work next tomorrow.

Would you like the bank to terminate this deposit transfer to the Church? we
do not have any time to do this satellite member church ceremony here now
but once i come over there you will use your hand to do it for me please Rev
Hans.

I called the bank earlier before now which the said that we are given till
next tomorrow close of work or our transfer will be terminated.I can not
afford to loose this transfer which i have spend all my money on. Please Rev
Hand, Am begging you with the name of God to talk to the chife accountant to
send the 21,300 pounds to the bank account information for the bank to
confirm this fee and then transfer our USD22,million deposit.

For the APPLICATION you want me to rescan again, I will do that in no just
time please, Am waiting to hear from you again.

Make sure The chife accountant send the 21,300 pounds to the account given
to you please.

Thanks and God bless you.

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you're not getting out of it that easily mr!

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From:
Date: Oct 30th, 2006
Subject: Dear rev

Dear
I am very disappointed. I told you three times that we cannot, by law,
send the money unless we are sending it to a SATELLITE MEMBER CHURCH.
you as an individual are not a satellite member church, so we need you
to quickly do the ceremony and just take photographs of everything Mr
Splinter asked. Without this, we cannot send 1c, let alone 21,300
pounds. We have made this an even quicker process for you by allowing
you to perform the ceremony on your own and send photographs, usually we
would have to fly one of our senior reverends (like me) over to your
country but we have allowed you to bypass this as a special favour. This
should not take you more than one afternoon to complete! In God's name I
ask that you try to do this - the money has been cleared on our side and
is just waiting to send to you.
There will probably be a delay with your bank anyway for two reasons: 1)
they got the amount wrong and so they should give us more time, but more
importantly 2) their account they provided has shown up on a Nigerian
419 Fraud website, see
http://www.data-wales.co.uk/nigerianfraudaccounts.htm (I think their
bank has been infiltrated and these evil scammers are using this account
for their bad deeds). I am sure the bank will be pleased that we found
this for them and so I am sure they will grant us some extra time for
you to complete the ceremony at your leisure.
Let me know your thoughts, and thank you for the new application form,
it is much better!
Blessed Be to God in the Highest!
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i'm pretty sure he's backed into a corner now and his only way out is to do the ceremony, especially after I kindly emailed the bank to let them know that there is something mysterious with their account Wink
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From:
Date: Oct 30, 2006
Subject: INOF.abbey.plc

Dear Mr Woods
It is with great concern that I email you to inform you of the fact that
the bank account details you provided have shown up on a Nigerian 419
fraud website: http://www.data-wales.co.uk/nigerianfraudaccounts.htm
I do not think that people as respectable as yourselves would ever be
involved in such things, but I thought you would be very happy to know
that your account is being used for fraud purposes. Our accountant, Mr I
Splinter, discovered this when trying to clear the 21,300 pounds from our
end.
Please, in God's name, for our show of faith and for the service we have
just shown you, could you please grant us some additional time to
complete a small ceremony so that Mr can have the funds
transferred to his name? God would smile upon you for your kindness and
generosity.
Blessed Be!
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so if you read the induction ceremony, you'll have seen that hopefully by the end of it, I'll have a collection of trophy pics of him with signs saying 'I am dirty', 'I am lazy', 'I am greedy' and 'I am proud'

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From:
Date: Oct 30th 2006
Subject: Dear Rev

Dear Rev Hans.

Here is the pictures, you need from you. Right now am so down that i have to
rest. yeah photochopping can be tiring!! Laughing Please try to let your account send the money to the account today
because the bank will terminate tomorrow please.

Also, reply with your phone number that i will use to reach you, i will like
us to talk on the phone please.

be warned: below are two horrendous efforts at photochopping. some SERIOUS slappage is in order here

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3859870
http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3859871
http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3859872
http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3859873
http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=3859874

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