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Dr Hugh G Rection
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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top


>From: Grace Akpan <[email protected]>
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: NEXT OF KIN
>Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 11:52:05 -0700 (PDT)
>Dear Sir,
>I am Mrs. Grace Akpan, a branch manager with a
>commercial Bank Head Office in Lagos, Nigeria. It is
>with utmost respect regards that I seek your
>cooperation towards a transaction that demands honesty
>and confidentiality.
>On June 6, 1999, an America Oil consultant/contractor
>with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation,Mr.
>Charles Ballassi made a numbered time(fixed)deposit
>for twelve calendar months, valued at US$15m (Fifteen
>Million United States Dollars Only) in my branch.
>Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his
>forwarding address but got no reply. After a month,
>we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his
>contract employers, the Nigerian National
>Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Charles Ballassi died
>in the plane crash of 31 October 1999 [with Egyptian
>Airline 990] with other passengers aboard.
>Please confirm this yourself via the website below:
>On further investigation, I found out that he died
>without making a WILL, and attempts to trace his next
>of kin was fruitless. I therefore made further
>investigation and discovered that Mr. Charles Ballassi
>did not declare any next of kin or relations in all
>his official documents, including his bank deposit
>paperwork in my bank.
>This sum of US$15m is still in my bank and the
>interest is being rolled over with the pricipal sum at
>the end of each year. No one will ever come forward
>to claim it and according to Nigerian law, at the
>expiration of five (5)years, the money will revert to
>the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody
>applies to claim the fund.
>Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you, as
>foreigner to kindly stand as the next of kin to Mr.
>Charles Ballassi so that the fruit of this old man's
>labour will not get into the hands of some corrupt
>Government officials.
>Please do not entertain any fear as all logistics will
>be put in place for a smooth transaction. All you
>need to do is to simply provide immediately your full
>name and address so that an Attorney will be employed
>to prepare the documents/affidavits on your behalf as
>the beneficiary/next of kin to Mr. Charles Ballassi.
>Note that we shall employ the services of two
>attorneys for the drafting and notarization of the
>WILL and obtain the necessary documents and letter of
>probate/administration in your favour for the
>Any bank account in any part of the world which you
>will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this
>money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin.
>The money will be paid into your account for us to
>share in ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you. There is
>no risk at all, the paperwork for this transaction
>will be done by the attorneys. My position as the
>Branch Manager will guarantee the successful execution
>of this transaction.
>If you are interested, please reply immediately via my
>private email address. Upon your response, I shall
>provide you with more details and relevant documents
>that will help you understand the transaction.
>Please observe utmost confidentiality and be rest
>assured that this transaction would be most profitable
>for both of us because I shall require your assitance
>to invest my share in your country.
>Please upon the reciept of this mail message, send to
>me the following to enable start the process of the
>fund into your bank account:
>1. Your full Names and address
>2. The name of your bank and address where you want
>the fund to be transfered into
>3. Your account number.
>4. Your account name (Beneficiary Name)
>5. Your private Telephone and fax numbers
>Awaiting your urgent reply.
>Thanks and best regards,
I want to get right to the point with Mrs. Mugu...

Dear Grease Inpan,

I am a serious businessman. There is a lot of fraud going on, as you know. There is only ONE way that I will do business with you, and I will explain.
My company is a high technology research company, and we made over 18 million dollars profit last fiscal year. We are always interested in Foreign Investment.
In order for me and my company's Investment Committee to do business with you, it is imperative that we establish TRUST. Therefore we require that you send us a copy of your passport or other identification. As you know, these things are easily forged, so we have one more requirement. We need you to send us a photo of yourself holding a sign with my company slogan "HUGH G RECTION FOR MY COLON." This sign must be LARGE, CLEAR, and EASY TO READ. This slogan can be utilized as our secret password in our business dealings. A photo like this would be practically impossible to fake, therefore it would enable my company to trust you. This requirement is NON NEGOTIABLE.
If you are able to satisfy this requirement, we can do business.


Dr. Hugh G. Rection, CEO
NY Gastroentereological Group
Fighting colon cancer, saving lives.
"Hugh G Rection for MY colon!"

Mugu reply letter:
>From: Grace Akpan <[email protected]>
>To: "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <.com>
>Subject: RE: NEXT OF KIN
>Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 15:14:38 -0700 (PDT)
>Hello Dr. Hugh G. Rection,
>Thank you very much for your willingness to assist me
>in my proposal. I was waiting also for an opportunity
>to inform you of the numerous fraudulent activities
>round the globe which include my country.
>I want you to realise that in this transaction, we
>will employ the services of an attorney who will
>represent you for the signing of the release of the
>fund into your account. Having the fraudulent
>activities in mind, I want to make sure that every
>single transaction we have is handled by a reputable
>lawyer who will give us legal advise to prevent us
>from having any problems now or in the future.
>I want to assure you anyway, that with my position as
>the manager of the bank where this fund is deposited,
>I will do everything within my reach to make sure that
>all loop holes are sealed. I will only want you to
>keep a sealed lips pending the conclusion of the
>In as much as I will like to be involved in business
>with you, I want you to be very open to me. I don't
>think you actually read through my mail very well
>because if you did, you will realise that right now, I
>don't need all the involvement of your company's
>Investment Committee to do business with me.
>All I require of you now is to accept to assit me so
>as to document the fact that you are the Next of
>Kin/Beneficiary to the late Mr. Charles Ballassi.
>Also, I don't think for now you haveing my picture
>should be your priority because I should be the one
>seeking your picture for wanting to entrust unto you,
>a large sum of money.
>In all my over 30 years of banking operation, I have
>never heard of one seeking the picture of another who
>is entrusting an amount unto him.
>To this therefore Dr. Hugh G. Rection, I require not
>your picture, but a copy of your International
>Passport and a letter of guarranttee that you will not
>run away with my money.
>If my mail makes any good sense to you, please furnish
>me with your details as required including your
>telephone (direct) number.
>Thanks and remain blessed.
>Mrs. Grace Akpan
Doesn't this retard know what "non-negotiable" means? Geez!


Please re-read my letter. My requirements are NON NEGOTIABLE. No picture, no deal.

Dr. Hugh G. Rection

This lady is an idiot, or trying to be cute.

>From: Grace Akpan <[email protected]>
>To: "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <.com>
>Subject: RE: NEXT OF KIN
>Date: Sat, 22 May 2004 04:06:43 -0700 (PDT)
>Hello Dr. Hugh G. Rection,
>It baffles me why you are so particular about my
>picture. However, If that is the only reason in which
>you can accept to asist me, then I think you will have
>to give me a little time to get my International
>Passport scanned and sent to you.
>But yu must assure me you mean no harm because the
>world is so full of different attrocities these days.
>Mrs. Grace Akpan

The only thing worse than a dumb mugu is a clever mugu. I think this is a dumb one...

Mrs Akpan,

I don't want your passport. Those are easily faked. I want a picture of you holding a sign with my FULL NAME on it. If you won't do this, then I cannot help you and I will stop correspondence with you. Please understand that this is NON NEGOTIABLE. Our deal will be kept confidential, and of course I mean you no harm, I only want to do serious business with you. Please don't waste my valuable time.

Dr. Hugh G. Rection, M.D., Phd., CEO
NY Gastroentereological Group

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PostPosted: Mon May 24, 2004 6:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Grace Akpan Grease Inpan Smile

Only a couple days ago I got one of those lottery emails from a DC Wilbert, so I answered him back, acting like a greatful winner and addressing him as Dilbert.....I didnt get a response
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