Tunde Bagolun vs. John Scatman

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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:09 am

This bait wasn't originally intended to be seen by the public, so I didn't mind about political correctness. Thus, the plot has some elements which might be offensive. I consulted KD about this and got an approval (in his words: "as long as it's all part of showing how bad the lads are, why not?").

In any case, apologies for my dirty imagination. On with the show...

The good guys write in blue and dark blue, Tunde's replies are in dark red, his accomplices' texts are in red, comments are in black.

It was just another ASEM among many.

Quote:

From: John Scatman <******@gmail.com>
To: nestor etekobeh <[email protected]>
Bcc: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected]
Date: 02-Mar-2006 18:38
Subject: Re: URGENT ATTENTION NEEDED FROM YOU............Hari Prasad

Hello

This sounds interesting. Could you tell me more?

Rev. John Scatman

> Barrister Nestor Etekobeh & Partners
> 30 Av.de la Gakpoto
> BP 22354 Lome-Togo.
> FLAT 19 2nd FLOOR
>
> Dear Hari Prasad,
>
> I am the above addressed, a solicitor at law,personal attorney to Mr G.Prasad ,a national Of your country,who used to work as an oil contractor here in Lome-Togo.Here in after shall be referred to as my client. On the 21 of April 2001, my client, and their only daughter were involved in a car accident along Casamblanca express Road Lome-Togo. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives.
*SNIP*

A few days later I get a standard reply.

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN <[email protected]>
Date: 03-Mar-2006 12:33
Subject: Your Requirement To Proceed

Dear Rev. John Scatman,

Thanks for the response to my E-mail.However, you need not panic or be skeptical as
every thing expected of you is completely legal and 100%risk free.I have perfected on how to make this transaction go down smoothly with your help as you act as the next of kin to my late cliant.I want you to understand that this is not a joke and i am telling you the honest truth.I am a respected attorney here in Nigeria,a born again chritian and also an attorney to late JIM Cabrera who died with his family in a fatal car accident before then he left the sum of US$15.5million in a bank.

I have been mandated and forced by his bankers to produce his next of kin before the next next 21 days or else the bank directors would term the funds as unserviceable and share the funds among themselves as that has being the practice of the bank.
I want to present you to his bankers as Late Mr.Jim Cabrera next of kin so that his
inheritance can be paid into your account hense you are a foreigner.If you are interested in helping further. you should make avialable the few requirements as soon as possible, so i can forward it to the bank.

Full Name..............Private Phone............. Fax Number...............Age.............

Occupation.............Sex.................

For now i expect your continous genuiness as to how, we would achieve success on this transaction in one peace. I expect also a complete secrecy from you as i do believe that secret is success.

Thank you, and expecting your earliest response

Your's sincerly,

Barrister Tunde Balogun(Esq).
+234-1-7228846

He sends that twice and follows with usual death certificates, a barrister certificate and a picture of trunks filled with cash (all omitted due to their dullness). I keep ignoring him until March 9th.

Here's his ID card, though:

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 09-Mar-2006 20:24
Subject: Re: See To This and Reply

Hello

Your mails had been delivered to the spam folder, and I noticed
them just moments ago. Let me get back to you.

Rev John Scatman

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 10-Mar-2006 10:22

I have now examined all the documents you have sent me,
and they seem to be alright. What do you want me to do next?

Rev John Scatman

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 13-Mar-2006 02:04

I will go to the bank to the first thing tomorrow morning in order to get the REMITANCE FORM for you to fill and return to the HEAD OF OPERATION Dir.Kenneth Chukwu.Also, there is something you have to bare in mind. This transaction will cost us little money off which you know there will be a percentage for any expenses made along the way, which is 10% while 30% goes automatically to you and 60% for my Firm and I.

I don't notice Kenneth's mail, since this time it's actually in the spam folder.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: "Dr.Kenneth Chukwu"
Date: 14-Mar-2006 00:33
Subject: Hello

Tunde told me to contact you.
He sent me some documents, but I'm not sure what I must do next.

Get back ro me.

Rev John Scatman

Quote:

From: Kenneth Chukwu <[email protected]>
Date: 13 Mar 2006 23:23:39 -0000
Subject: EXPECTING THE FEE AND THE FILLED FORM

ATTENTION: MR.JOHN SCATMAN,

YOU ARE TO FILL THE FORM AND SUBMIT IT BACK TO US VIA E-MAIL WITH THE SUM OF $800.I ADVICE YOU DISCLOSE ALL YOUR REQUIREMENT IN THE FORM TO YOUR BARRISTER TUNDE BALOGUN SO HE CAN HELP YOU OUT IN FILLING OUT THE FORM.

MAKE SURE YOU ALSO GIVE HIM THE FEE OF $800 AS WELL.DO CONTACT HIM IMMEDIATELY SO HE CAN ADVICE YOU MORE.

REGARDS,

DIR.KENNETH CHUKWU
HEAD OF OPERATIONS
ZENITH BANK INT�L PLC.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 14-Mar-2006 14:56
Subject: Re: ZIB REMITTANCE FORM

Hello

As you told me, I contacted Kenneth and he replied to me. I received
the instuctions, but I am having trouble with our printer.

Maybe I should ask Brother Justin to look into this matter.

I will get back to you when I have printed the document.

Rev John Scatman

I send him his form back, unmodified. I also have the habit of attaching
entire conversations to my emails, just for the hell of it (not reproduced here).

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 15-Mar-2006 02:08
Subject: Re: ZIB REMITTANCE FORM

i can help you out in filling the said documents but how will i receive your informations and details that i will use to fill the form and submit it on your behalf.

Here is an information that you will use for the payment of $800 so as to submit with the said amount because that is what is written on the form.

Pay with this name via Western Union

Tony Adigwe
Text question: who is GOD
Answer:Jehovah

You are to inform me as soon as you make the payment.

Your's,
Barrister T.Balogun(Esq.)

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 17-Mar-2006 20:28

Hello

I went to the Western Union office, but they told me that the
recipient has to fill this Suspect Money Transfer By-pass
Request form first. Apparently there's a lot of fraud on the
internet today, and they're trying to combat it.

Please fill this and return it to me, so we can continue this
business.

Rev John Scatman

I attach the Reverkk form to the email. He doesn't buy it:

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From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 18-Mar-2006 12:42
Subject: FILL AND RETURN ZIB REMITTANCE FORM

Rev. John Scatman,

you should be very careful in what ever you send to me. How can you send me a suspect form to fill what kind of insault is that. I am a very reputable and respected Attorney next time don't make such a mistake i can change my mind over this business and fly over to your country just to see who gave you the form for me to fill.

John i need you to fill and return the REMMITANCE FORM urgently so i can detect a western union agent who will get the money to my clerk Tony Adigwe before the next 24 hours.

Don't go back to that Western Union OFFICE again i will detect an agent for you as soon as i receive The REMMITANCE FORM.

Best of luck.
Bar. Tunde Balogun(Esq.)

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 18-Mar-2006 16:04

What do you mean about insult?
I was handed this form by the Western Union clerk. I have nothing to hide, you are welcome to visit me and my country any time you want.

I could search another Western Union office, if you insist... but I would have to drive to another city, which means more work and time lost.

What should we do?

Rev John Scatman

In retrospect, I should've slapped him here. He sends another
email about my phone number and tells me how to find WU.

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 20-Mar-2006 12:27
Subject: Go and make the payment so we can proceed

Dear JOhn Scatman,
I have gone to the bank and returned. Thanks be to GOD my
prayers at the church yesterday has been answered. The bank gave us a grace
14 days to conclude this business. Have you gone to another western union
agent to make the payment or not. Lets start this week with seriousness and
dedication to conclude this business now we have 14 days from now.

Try your best to make the payment today. Here is a an idea.
Should incase you are being asked about your relationship with tony adigwe.
Do tell them TONY ADIGWE is a a friend and you need to help him with $800.ok

I think with that the payment will be made to my clerk TONY ADIGWE.
Pay with this name TONY ADIGWE use any information and give it to me.ok

Hoping to hear from you as soon as you make the payment.
Tunde balogun(Esq.)

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From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 21-Mar-2006 15:45

Hello

I am going to the western union today.
I will mail you when everything is in readiness.

Rev John Scatman

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 21-Mar-2006 20:28
Subject: Reply when you back

As soon as i receive the payment
information. I will procced to the bank to know what
next and remember you have to fill the REMMITANCE FORM
and SUBMIT it as soon as possible.

Expecting to hear from you.

Tunde Balogun.

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 11:12 am

I take a day or two off. When I return, I decide to make my story more interesting. Who needs realism?

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 23-Mar-2006 14:57
Subject: TROUBLE

I managed to find the other western union office, and get
the necessery forms from them. This mornig however
I was filling the forms in my room when the abbot surprised
me. He saw the remmittance form and become very angry,
as we are not supposed to send any money to outsiders.

I am now being watched so I do not know how I can go on.
Sister Judith's part in this was not revealed however, I
am greatful for that.

I will contact you when the heat is off.

Rev. John Scatman

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 25-Mar-2006 20:50
Subject: Positive Reposnce

I am sorry for the delay in response to your E-mail. My wife lost her father and since then i have been so busy making arrangement for the burial ceremony. How was your trip to western union? Have you filled the Western Union Form.

Go and make the payment first of all then i await the REMMITANCE FORM. This is the reason why i told you to keep this business secreat between the both of us. Well hoping to hear from you soon.

Tunde Balogun.

He mails me again on 27th and 28th. March 29th is the day when Nigeria experienced the total solar eclipse. I try to milk it and introduce my nemesis, Mother Superior.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 28-Mar-2006 21:02
Subject: WARNING

Hello my brother

I'm sorry I haven't been able to contact you, I have been
punished and been isolated since they caught me with
the forms.

I am still trying to digit the form, but it is very hard now.

I have to warn you though, the Mother Superior was told
of this deal and she wasn't happy. I have suffered a lot
during these past days, the whippings are horrible. But
as for you... it is my duty to tell you that Mother Superior
has cursed both you and your country.

You have less than 24 hours now, you will know the signs
when you see them. I wish there was something I could do.
I am sorry.

Rev John Scatman

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 29-Mar-2006 11:36
Subject: Use Your Head

Rev John Scatman,

I am also sorry for all the things you have gone through right from the day your abbot caught you with the REMMITANCE FORM i gave you to fill and return. I also want you to understand that this is just a sign of success and never give up because this is the final stage of this business. Rev. John This is the time you should be wise about this whole situation especially now this business is almost concluded. Right now we have a week left for the bank to dishonour our transfer due to the fact we have waisted so much time trying to fill and return the REMMITANCE FORM along with the fee for the handling and processing the transfer into any account of your choice any where in the world.

*SNIP*

See to this and get back to me with a possitive response. Like my Late father use to say "Sometimes pride distroys destiny". Try your best to give me a call.

Regards,

Barrister Tunde Balogun(ESQ.)

But things don't go so well in our unnamed monastery. Enter Sister Judith, who somehow has access to John's email:

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 30-Mar-2006 17:13
Subject: Re: Use Your Head
hello & bless in gods name

im sister judith writing by johns behalf. john is now being
interrogated by the mother superior and her goons. he
told me write you and tell you whats going on.

father scatman is a good man, bu even i dont know how
long he can protect you. john said he told you of the curse,
are you still alright?

i have loaded the remmitance form but i dont know where
i can print it and scan it. this might take a while as the
security here is highest as ever.

can you help me and father john?

sister judith

Now... what does a lad think when his victim gets tortured in a remote monastery?

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 30-Mar-2006 21:16
Subject: Go And Make The Payment Immediately

Dear Sister Judith,

I am sorry for putting him into this problem, Yes father Scatman is a good man i know
that. All i can say is "every disappointment is a blessing". This is the time for us to get up on our fit and conclude this business now we have few days to our dead line. The bank is planning to forward the fund back to the treasury department as unservicable but after few months it will be shared among themselves.

The only way i can help you and Father John to conclude this business before the next 48 hours is if you can provide me with the informations required in the REMMITANCE form. Go to a shopping mall or a supermarket to make the payment of $800 to my clerk MR. Tony Adigwe. As for the REMMITANCE i want you to furnish me with all the information via E-mail so i can fill it on the original copy i have with me in the office.

Pay with this information.

Receivers Name: Mr.Tony Adigwe
Senders name: Mrs.Smegma Whiffs Shocked

Text Question: Black
Answer: White

As soon as i comfirm the payment i will proceed to the bank for the transfer to be made into any account you provide any where in the world.

Regards,

Barrister Tunde Balogun(ESQ.)

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 31-Mar-2006 11:07

I am still waiting to get the payment information. Expectting your reply as soon as possible.

Kenneth Chukwu (the "Head of operations") sends more email junk. I ignore him.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 31-Mar-2006 11:40

i got mail from kenneth chukwu, do u know him??
i am trying to go to town later maybe i can print the
remmitance form there.

sister judith

Tunde sends more "pay now" messages, but John cannot answer them...

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 31-Mar-2006 20:07
Subject: Go and make the payment and submit the form

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 31-Mar-2006 20:35
Subject: Reply Urgently

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 01-Apr-2006 19:58
Subject: Be Fast With The Excercise

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 03-Apr-2006 10:30
Subject: Do you want us to loose the $15.5 M USD.

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 04-Apr-2006 11:38
Subject: Are You There?

At last Judith breaks the silence.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 05-Apr-2006 11:29

hello

sorry i havent written you earlier, the security is really right
here. i managed to scan the remmittnce form, its attached

here (I didn't add an attachment.)

father scatman cracked last night, he couldnt take the wipping
any more. mother superior now knows who you are and your
address and everything. iam in danger just wiritng this

sister judith

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 05-Apr-2006 12:22

I did not find any attatched documents. Have you made
the payment?

Get back to me as soon as possible.
T. Balogun

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 06-Apr-2006 20:54

its sister judith here

father scatman told to tell you the details. i went

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 07-Apr-2006 21:18
Subject: ?

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 12-Apr-2006 14:14
Subject: Re: Are You There?

Hello Sister Judith,

How are you and my friend John Scatman hope you are fine. Kindly tell me the situation of things over there because this business is taking somuch time to conclude and the bank might suspect.

Have you made the payment? If yes i need the payment information and if no kindly assist him to do so, be your brothers keeper. I need us to conclude so we can be together for a dinner where ever with our families all having fun and celebrating.

Hoping to hear from you.

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 14-Apr-2006 04:15
Subject: Dear Judith,

Dear Judith,

I have told you what to do why the delay still. I want the both of you to make arrangement for the payment of $800 so i can help you conclude this business as soon as possible.

get back to me.

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 15-Apr-2006 12:32
Subject: Please Assist Me

I have not hear from you. How are you and the family and how is this easther season treating you. I will like to know how seriouse you are concerning the business of $15.5 M USD, are you still interested or not . Kindly inform me so i can proceed to get someone else who will stand as the next of kin to late JIM CABRERA my Late client.

Best of luck.
Tunde Balogun.

What has happened to our heroes?

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:03 pm

@ Tricia - what has happened to our heroes? Your last mail said it all. Spanish Inquisition. Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:22 pm

^^ Good guess, but not quite. They managed to escape!

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 10-Apr-2006 17:34
Subject: help us

helo

its sister judith here, ihave father scatman with me.
we are safe for a while, but mother superior is looking
for us with her troops.

we are scared and john is very badly hurt. we need your
guidance. what shall we do?

sister judith

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 10-Apr-2006 20:41

Dear John Scatman,

I am sorry for the trouble i have
caused the both of you lately. I can't help you right
now because we are far away from each other. The only
thing i could do is to give you an advice so we can
conclude this transaction and i have the both of you
fly over here to my country NIGERIA.

This is what i want the both of you to do so as to
conclude. Go to any western union agent around you to
make the payment of $800. I also advice you not to go
to a bank because this business is highly confidential
and secret.

More emails, but since we are on the run with a lunatic abbess on our tails, we cannot reply.

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 14-Apr-2006 04:15

I have told you what to do why the delay still. I want the both of you to make arrangement for the payment of $800 so i can help you conclude this business as soon as possible.

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 15-Apr-2006 12:32

I have not hear from you. How are you and the family and how is this easther season treating you. I will like to know how seriouse you are concerning the business of $15.5 M USD, are you still interested or not . Kindly inform me so i can proceed to get someone else who will stand as the next of kin to late JIM CABRERA my Late client.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 20-Apr-2006 12:25
Subject: we nee help

helo

its sister judith here. i was suprised by the mother superisors underlies
and i and father john had to flee. i think we are now near madrid, we
are hungry and scared and we have to hide.

father scatman is hurt, hes very dellirios and screams at nights. i fear
for him and hiss oul. fever is high.

sister judith

I got a bit uncomfortable with the non-specified location, although I figured that the monastery was located either in Scotland or northern France. With this email I have now placed my refugees to Spain, where we will remain for the rest of the bait.

Tunde doesn't answer, so I send an anxious email (twice).

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 22-Apr-2006 11:16
Subject: HELP US

its sister judith here

why havent u answered? father john is now better, but he is
still wery weak. We got rescured of some travelling gypsies
they are godsend. we can now eat and father is better.

please write bak soon, we ned to conclude this business
so we can settle and stay away from mother superior and
his followers

sister judith

All right. So now we have a medieval monastery with monks, nuns and an internet connection, a lunatic abbess with bloodthirsty inquisition hunting our fugitives and some gypsies. Apparently nothing about this raises any flags whatsoever.

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 22-Apr-2006 18:27

I have been praying for the both of you all this while. There is no way for us to conclude with i barrister tunde having your details for the REMMITANCE FORM to be filled and submitted to the bank with the sum of $800.

Go and make to payment so as to conclude.

Quote:

From: TUNDE BALOGUN
Date: 25-Apr-2006 11:29
Subject: I need your phone number

Dear John Scatman and Siter Judith,

How are the both of you, i am worried about your situation. Kindly update me on the situation of things. Also give me a number which i can use to reach you at any time.

Regards,

Tunde

At this point I introduce the questionable plot element, just to see if I can get any kind of reaction out of him.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 26-Apr-2006 20:48

helo

father john and i are on the run, we have no phone. im wiriting this
from internet coffee, but whill be moving soon no use to phone
here.

the gypsies have gave us food and shelter, but at a high price.
im ashamed to talk about it. father john is better and wil be
able to walk soon.

i will write you when we next see a internet cofee. pray for us

yours in God,
sister Judith

Tunde switches to a new email address. Maybe my case has been assigned to another lad?

Quote:

From: tunde balogun <[email protected]>
Date: 27-Apr-2006 19:58
Subject: REPLY [ ASAP]

We thank God for father John well i just want you to know this vey fast cause i like you .

Please i am sorry for my delays but i want you to know that you can now reach me at this email address so we can continue business i can see your eagerness but you almost missed the business because i saw some other relatives but if you realy want to get back on it contact me with this email address.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 01-May-2006 13:35

hello

i dont understand what you mena. why have you new email adress?
this is confusing. pleas explein to me in many words.

father john is much better today. we are still heading toward madrid.

sister judith

His explanation, in all caps (converted to lowercase for your comfort):

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 01-May-2006 17:31
Subject: SORRY FOR THE INCONVINIENCE

Dear Scatman,

I thank God for the health of mr John Satman. I know you are confused about my change of email, but it was due to what I told you earlier on that another relative claiming to be John Scatman which I knew the reveren is not okay to send me an email.

I watched and waited for your mail then I checked my excite box while I was checking on a case then i saw your mail. Then I knew that the man I have almost done the transaction to was not mr John Scatman I had notthing to do than to thank the Lord I have not made the transaction I would have been crying by now that I have been duped.

Now i want you to know that I later change my box I am no longer dealing with that box. I am sure with the new redeemed health of John Scatman I will write and receive all mails and business transaction information with this email address till further notice. And I want you to know we are running out of time please tell mr Scatman that I pray every day for him to get well soon for he is sent by God to redeem and save someone from bank frudulence.

My regards to him. Sorry for this did and I have close that box please don�t reply to that box not to let loose of personal deals to someone else

Thanks for your co-operation.

Barrister Tunde Balogun [ESQ]

Uh... right. Well, it's a lad so I'm not too picky... let's continue our adventure with him. Next day he sends another ALL CAPS email with similar content.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 02-May-2006 17:19

youre message was recived and well understood

sister judith

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 04-May-2006 10:18
Subject: REMMITANCE FORM

here is the remmitance form you reqeuested. is signed by
father john scatman as your instuctions said.

sister judith

I don't attach anything - unless you count that previous all-caps email he sent me.

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 05-May-2006 10:55
Subject: Most Urgent

Dear Sister Judith

Thanks for your correspondence and it will interest you to know that as Legal Attorney to my late client Mr. Jim Scatman i need to know who and who i am dealing with. what is your relationship with John Scatman. He is a beneficiary of $15,500,000 USD.

I was with the Bank managing director and certain things were disclose to me for immediate onward remittance of the fund into his nominated account.

Please without further i do. send by mail immediately

1. Full names, contact address and phone and fax numbers
2. Your bank details, address age and Occupation.
It also very pertinent that i get your call today for further briefing. 234-803 33 188 09.

Bar. Tunde Balogun

His phone number has changed, too. Oh well. Let's stall him for a bit.

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 06-May-2006 10:51
Subject: time

Dear sister judith

Time is not on our side. you must be fast in your reply accordingly to get this huge sum tranfer.

From: John Scatman
Date: 06-May-2006 14:13

ok

From: tunde balogun
Date: 08-May-2006 10:33
Subject: good news

Dear Beneficiary,
Congratulations. anyway call me now. or send your phone number now.

From: John Scatman
Date: 10-May-2006 23:09

im afraid you have no way to call me

From: tunde balogun
Date: 11-May-2006 11:41

How and where do you want the money transfer. i need to know so as to work entirely on your behalf. i want making clearance now. what are you willing to give me after everything and of course i professional fee is stable. $7.500

From: John Scatman
Date: 12-May-2006 21:52

this is sisret judith wiring on johns behalf

father john is very ill again, i have been tendering him as west as i can.
the feveris very high again.

i will contact you when is better, there is not much ican do without
his help

sister judith

From: tunde balogun
Date: 15-May-2006 11:44

Thanks for your reply mail. why don't you provide me with this information so that the fund will be transfer into your account and can be use for charity. i will equally need 100% of your cooperation and understanding. I equally extend my faith of healing to father scatman

can you call me. this is $15 Million USD.

From: John Scatman
Date: 16-May-2006 17:48

thank for the kind word you sent us, it means a lot for us in plight.
I'm a sorry, i have no phone here. I will contact you imediately when
i get a phone.

inform us to the developments in this transaction kindly?

sister judith

From: tunde balogun
Date: 17-May-2006 18:34

My dear sister,

Greetings to you in the name of Christ Jesus. my dear this fund must be remittance with a specific periods. provide me with those information for us to prepare and make proper filing and release and seek transfer approval from the Central Banks

Waiting your mail

Bar. Tunde

I use Babelfish to help us communicate better.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 19-May-2006 19:25

I speak with the father scatman and said him that he the form has
pressed in Monastery he weet not, where very could you the form now
still send, is if he pleases you?

sister judith

From: tunde balogun
Date: 22-May-2006 11:27

Time is not on our side, for speedy transfer of the fund, there must be a beneficiary and that beneficiary is you except you don't want the $15 million USD.

I want his full details, name address age bank details, i need your thses information... blah blah blah, same old

From: John Scatman
Date: 23-May-2006 17:52

yes

ihave said i have not aphone. joh and i are now in analusia, is some
small town near by.

fathers full details are
faher john scatmna
no adress
no phone
no mony

we need help

sister judith

From: John Scatman
Date: 26-May-2006 10:45

today we stop on village at analusia, i write again and ask for help.
you have not repsonded, but if orgive you.

we have no adres or phone, we could give the monastery adress
but if we did we would not get money Mother Superior would get it.
money wasted.

wat can we do?

we need help on our plight

sister judith

From: tunde balogun
Date: 30-May-2006 12:07

Dear Sister

If you are serious about this, send me your full infornation and contact so that the money can be sent over

Bar

From: John Scatman
Date: 01-Jun-2006 18:37

ihave talked to the gypsie, they have a bank account u can
send money to.

SEPE - No 0042 8886 15 928 142002
Swift code - bandesss, iban es13

help us

sister judith

All made up, of course.

From: tunde balogun
Date: 03-Jun-2006 18:19

i hope you know the magnitude of the fund involve. it's a very big money and it's require due process. who are gypsie, anyway i need your complete information, full address, contact phone number and picture now to know whom am dying with and again, the account information must be complete. bank name, country etc.

From: John Scatman
Date: 05-Jun-2006 12:18

ur message was recieved and not understood. we have been travel with
the gupsies for months and they give us food and shelter. I give them some
thign else in return.

the gypsy chief is a god man and he allow us use his bank account.
u can send the money to account. act quick so i donot have to endure
another night here

sister judith

From: tunde balogun
Date: 07-Jun-2006 11:38

Dear Sistet Judith

I want full account information where money can simply go in. i alway need your full address and personal data's. Act fast so that the money will be clear on time

Waiting

From: John Scatman
Date: 09-Jun-2006 18:07

here is the bank account info
the holders name is boris jurinov.

act fast so i dont have to suffer everynight no more.

sister judith

From: tunde balogun
Date: 10-Jun-2006 11:31

Dear Sister Judith

good news, call me

From: John Scatman
Date: 12-Jun-2006 17:45

ill see what i can do

sister judith

Tunde has had enough, so it's time for another plot twist.

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 13-Jun-2006 20:45

My Dear Sister Judith, you don't talk serious cause you actually don't understand what is at stake. to cut it short, you are the first beneficiary to father scatman fund of $15 million and so the whole sum cannot be send or transfer to you except that half a million usd be transfer to you.

$500,000 five hundred thousand united states dollars is ready for you. all that is require of you is complete bank details with state and country and bank name as well as your own personal information after which you are to back your cliam with 0.1% of the fund payable to the bank in process. i will brief you more. God with you

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 16-Jun-2006 15:14

fifty miliion dollars? this comes as a surprise to me, father never told
me this much was on steak. i havent told him about ur latest mail,
this is too shock 4 me.

father has been hiding this sum from me & the gypsies have been
using me a sex slave 4 past month 4 food & sheletr. now father
us better & we couldve leaved but still we stay and i get raped
every day and father just tells me 2 endure bit longer.

now i have nobody i can trust exept u. tell me what i should do.

sister judith

So there you have it. Sometimes I worry about my mental health.

The question remains... what will Tunde Bagolun do? Will this revelation move him? Will he aid an innocent nun in plight?

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:32 pm

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 17-Jun-2006 12:28
Subject: i will help you

Thanks God for you revailing to me what u are going through, i am ready to assist you if you are ready to cooperate.

This could be your life opportunity if you want and don't get me wrong, i said half a million united states dollars will be transfer to you not fifty million dollars.

don't mind the gyspie and others, i can make you the beneficiary on condition that i get part of the sum. all i need from you is simply

your full name, address, age and occupation. and you should be ready to get the money in your own designated account, you must send to the bank the transfer fee of 0.1% of the sum which is $5,000 only

waiting
Bar, Tunde Balogun

For the next week I keep sending him explicit emails telling him how grateful I would be if he were to set me free. The most I could get out of him was

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 23-Jun-2006 11:47
Subject: living responsibly

I can see you are living a life of sin and hell. well i like you and i want you to change for the better, write me to my other email address with your own email for privacy then we can conclude very well or call me if you care. i want to hear your voice.

how can you be in europe and don't have a phone? i need your pics.

3.5 months have passed and only now he begins to question my story. Tunde tells me to get a new mailbox, but it isn't that simple:

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 23-Jun-2006 14:36
Subject: Re: i will help you

> want you to start writing me with your own email box to stop father scatman
> from tracing the messages and knowing anything from now.It will be between
> you and me nobody else .PLEASE WRITE ME WITH YOUR BOX TO MY OTHER BOX
>

how do i do that?

ur future wife,
judith bagolun

and

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 27-Jun-2006 23:24

you mean i haveto remove the mails i sent u and u sent me?
this will take time. what email address u'd use ur self?

At last Tunde seems to lose it:

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 28-Jun-2006 11:58

judith

it's like you are not smart, dull and i dont think you are ready and can handle a big amount of money from your mail correspondence. how much have you ever handle in your life?

all i need from you is just write me with a new email other than that of father scatman so that only you can gain access to my box: .

i'm begining to loose my patience with you. wish you the best. you are not my wife please.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 03-Jul-2006 17:12
Subject: help me

i red ur mail and i cry and cry
i thought u would help me and save me, but now u reject me and
leve me at the hands of these rapist and crooks

how can u do this 2 me? i would do anything 4 u.
please 4 the love of god help me i am living in hell u ar e my only hope

judith

Poor Judith. The moral of the story is "Scammer isn't going to help you".

Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 6:35 pm

Chapter V: The Return of Scatman

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 05-Jul-2006 11:32
Subject: Back in business

Hello

It's been a while since I talked with you, and a lot has happened.
With regret I must inform you that Sister Judith has had a nervous
breakdown. I don't know what brought this on, but she needs rest
now.

I have been ill for quite a while now, but am now in good health
again. Can you bring me up to date with the proceedings you
made with Judith?

Rev John Scatman

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 07-Jul-2006 11:37

Thank God you are back and sincerely i don't know your relationship with Judith that she could access your mail and even reply your mail well i tried to finalize the issue with her but could not after finding out that she is under age and not fit to handle this business of million of dollars,

*SNIP*

you will please furnuish me your full details, and telephone number so we can talk on phone. the whole $15,000,000.00 cannot be transfer now only part after we have complete all verifications.
i will need your bank details and your picture. God with you

Quote:

From: John Scatman

My full details are:

Name: John Francis Scatman
Age: 63
Occupation: Priest

I am now living with some gypsies outside Madrid, but you can still
call me at to talk about details. I am available
all weekend.

Sister Judith is my benefactor and accomplice in this, she helped me
when I was ill and even now she is doing her part to let us stay with
the gypsies and provode us food. She is very valuable to me.

Call me soon.

Rev John Scatman

I give him the number and then resume the "ok, that sounds great" modality:

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 10-Jul-2006 22:03
Subject: in business

It will interest you that the filing, documentation and tranfer process are in heat and the office right now in busy, very busy and you must understand also that i have stand and made some money payment on your behalf for the smooth transfer of the fund.

I will call on wednesday after all verifications.

From: John Scatman
Date: 11-Jul-2006 11:03

ok

From: tunde balogun
Date: 11-Jul-2006 21:30

Thanks for your understanding, i want you to state categorically your nationality, address as all will be very essential for the final transfer of fund. how soon can your bank account recieve cash.

From: John Scatman
Date: 12-Jul-2006 16:43

I am sure that the bank can recieve cash any time they want.
My nationality is another matter entirely, My mother was a
german, my father a common londoner. I'm now living in Spain,
but this is just temporary.

Is this of any help?

Father John Scatman

From: tunde balogun
Date: 12-Jul-2006 21:07

thanks for that piece of info.it will do me good anyway give me ur bank detail now as well as ur receiveable phone number as you are in spain, that was a london number. be ready to comply to set down protocoal. God with you.

From: John Scatman
Date: 14-Jul-2006 18:34

I am waiting for you next communique eagerly.

Another five days wasted. Then the story develops a bit.

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 15-Jul-2006 11:49
Subject: business

Dear Father Scatman

As i have spoken with you yesterday, i have met almost all parties for the smooth transfer of the fund; and a tranfer fee of 0.1% must be paid. i will send to you by scan copy some of the document in your favour and my personal information as well as whom and how to send the fee after due consultation total.

I pray God guide and be with you always. best of your health condition.

Bar. Tunde Balogun

So he's been talking to , eh? That's sweet.

He sends another lenghty bit about funds being cleared. Yawn. Then he invites me over, but - you guessed it - I must bring some cash with me.

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 20-Jul-2006 12:19

it's very important that i get your email reply now as things are already in place for the transfer. if you can come over, it will be better in nigeria.

waiting your mail.

From: John Scatman
Date: 21-Jul-2006 19:36

This is an interesting offer you give, and I must say I'm tempted.
There are several things I want to know before I buy any tickets
or make reversations.

Please tell me where I would stay while there, how much the plane
would cost and where I would meet you?

Father John Scatman

From: tunde balogun
Date: 21-Jul-2006 23:00
Subject: most urgent

May Almighty God bless you and *SNIP*

You will be lodge in a five star hotel here in Abuja for 3 days, i will meet you at the airport and from my calculation, you will need about $12,000 to come over and enjoy your stay with shopping and others. *SNIP*

I NEED YOUR BANKING DETAIL. where the fund will be transfer to immediately. the money to send is $5,520 USD only.

From: John Scatman
Date: 22-Jul-2006 14:25

12000 is a lot of money, if I had such monies I wouldn't be
with these gypsies. However, I think I can raise that sum eventually,
I just need to persuade sister Judith to do more extreme stuff.

I will keep you posted.

father John Scatman

And so begins another quest to raise some money for Tunde. How long can I keep him? What has happened to Judith? Is Tunde going to care?

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:42 am

Chapter VI: Thief!

Tunde sends tons of graphic junk (titled Oath, Power of Attorney, Prove of Deposit and Beneficiary Appointed, plus some pictures). I don't even bother opening them. None of the documents I have received carry RSOTs.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: tunde balogun
Date: 22-Jul-2006 18:46
Subject: Good news

I must tell you that this deal is still salvegable. I told the gypsy man
about the deal and promised to cut himself a deal if he let me have
sister Judith's talents to use.

She is now mine again and working hard. I expect to have the 5000+
USD within a week or so. I will keep you posted.

From: tunde balogun
Date: 22-Jul-2006 22:54

i hope you are a priest as you are saying using sister judith, i don't understand. i pray all is well. i will call you after i got your reply and you have seem all the 6 document. God bless you.

don't forget the banking details and please the name to send the transfer fee to, very important.

He urges me to call him, I ok him and tell him how we are getting more and more money: Jul 26th: $2000, Jul 29th: $4700. He sends the pictures again, since I somehow cannot find them anywhere. Then it's already August, and the problems are just about to begin.

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 01-Aug-2006 11:26
Subject: 1st August

dear Father John Scatman

good morning to you. it's very important i get your mail correspondence as to know the next line of action. waiting

Tunde Balogun

From: John Scatman
Date: 01-Aug-2006 13:58

I've run into some small trouble, but there's no need for alarm...
I'm sorting it out as I write this.

I have to run now, I'll get back to you later.

From: John Scatman
Date: 01-Aug-2006 18:04

This is very embarassing, but I must tell you that someone
stole the cash I had collected with sister Judith. The boys
are running around the camp and turning everything up
side down, but so far we haven't found a trace of them.

Sister Judith is crying in her bed and won't see me. This
setback seems to be too much for her to handle. I must
now go and resume the search. Whoever took that loot
will be sorry.

Father John Scatman

I stall him for a few days and then I give up: it's time to collect that $5000 again. This will take a while.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: tunde balogun
Date: 07-Aug-2006 17:16

We never found the thief, we have interrogated every memebr here but to no hope, the money is now here to found.
This time I am sitting on this money, nobody is going to rob me again.

I think its best if I safeguard this cash until we have the entire $12000
we need, I will then transfer the entire sum to you.

I have been preaching to my flock, they are devout people who have
suffered a lot. Sister Judith continues to serve them day and night,
but her health seems to be in question.
I think she should rest a while.

Thank you for contacting me, it really means a lot to me.

I will contact you again.

Father John Scatman

And so we resume our usual correspondence:

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 12-Aug-2006 12:33

Please this is important. send by Western union money transfer to the name and address below for proof after which you send the bank detail today. state the amount and control number and call me.

made payable to the officer in charge of foreign remittance. name and address below.

*SNIP*

From: John Scatman
To: tunde balogun
Date: 14-Aug-2006 16:10

You message was recived and understood.

I am happy to inform you that we have managed to get $2500
despite all these shortcomings and difficulties. We are now preparing
to make a break and have a small holiday fiesta, then we can make
more money.

Keep me posted.

From: tunde balogun
Date: 15-Aug-2006 16:07

you must understand that this is a very important issue. send the $2500 now to that name as well as the banking details. you said on phone that you have sent it. my daughter will be coming to UK soon. you will help me see her thru. i must get the confermation today.

Oops. I said WHAT? I contact , but my story is a bit hard to follow at this point. In the end he decides to go with the "I sent the money, I sent it" line.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: tunde balogun
Date: 16-Aug-2006 14:31

Yes, I sent the money soon after I emailed about our celebration.
What's the problem here?

When is your daughter travelling? What is her name and what does she
look like? What is she doing in UK? Tell me everything.

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 17-Aug-2006 11:20

sincerely, i don't understand you either anymore even on phone. up till now i have not gotten any confirmation of any kind why are you saying something else. check the mail i got from you on monday the 14th day of august below no attachment whatever, this is a serious money beneficiary issue of $15,500,000.

I am a man of my words, i don't say things i don't do. i have ask you about the banking details several times, your identifications and as you know i have send mines, even some of the beneficiary documents. i want you to send it by scan the receipt of Western Union as you have made that payment.

By the special grace of God, there is no problem, my daughter Yemi Balogun will be coming over to continue her university education in Oxford "Computer Engineering. she is 19 old. precisely she will be in UK by 29th of August. she is dark with long hair, 5.7 inches tall and very intelligent. will send you her Pics if you want. that's by the way.

How is Life and business, what of Sister Judith. Send the confirmation. God bless.

Tunde Balogun

Can you see another plot twist coming? Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:07 pm

Chapter VII: I know, I know I've let you down

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: tunde balogun
Subject: Explain yourselves
Date: 17-Aug-2006 16:05

What do you mean "even on phone"? I haven't talked to you at
all on phone, the phone I had is missing. I last saw it two weeks
ago and you never called me.

Have you been talking to someone? Who is it? What did he
say?

Sister Judith is still doing her thing, we now have almost $2800.
Too bad that the customers arent around anymore as they used
to, the pfofits are down.

I'm delighted to hear that your daughter will enter such pretentious
university, this is a chance for her lifetime. I would be happy if you
sent some photos of her. Do you have photos of yourselves too?

Quote:

From: tunde balogun

Dear Scatman

It pains me to realize that you are not a real person. what a waste of time, effort and money. you have been a liar ever since. bye

Looking for a better Scatman as beneficiary

Bye

Damn, he doesn't trust me anymore. Let's see what I can do to prolong this...

Quote:

From: John Scatman
To: tunde balogun
Date: 18-Aug-2006 12:49
Subject: Urgent

Wait a minute. I told you my phone had disappeared. If you
have been talking to someone, it means that that someone
has stolen my phone. It's very likely that that someone has
stolen the $5000 we had collected.

Has the thief told you where he is? If I caught him, we
would have nearly $10000 in cash which we could
send to you.

Get back to me.

Father John Scatman.

From: tunde balogun
Date: 19-Aug-2006 10:56

Scatman

Sorry to say this, you must be fooling yourself with this manner of yours. i am a very reputable person. i don't waste time for people like you. if you are serious, call me. send me your identification.

Your mails correspondence speak and attitude on phone says better. i am really sad and totally disappointed in you Father Francis John Scatman

you are deceiving what would have been your destiny. I am a well educated person.

bye

Jeez, what an attitude.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 19-Aug-2006 19:18

Are you a moron or just plain stupid? I told you my phone has been
stolen. You have NOT been talking to me. Get this through your
thick skull: my phone is stolen. S-T-O-L-E-N.
I CANNOT call you since the fucking. Phone. Is. Stolen.

Now. Tell me what this other "Scatman" has said to you on the phone.

There's $5000 missing. You can find out where it is by talking to this
fraudster and finding out where he is. Once you find out, tell me and
I will send these boys after him. Then you can get that missing
$5000 PLUS whatever we have managed to raise so far.

Get to work.

Father John Scatman

From: tunde balogun
Date: 21-Aug-2006 11:26

Now i get clear, you are very irresponsible, an idiot and not a catholic father as you claim, go to hell.

fucking liar

God deliver you.

Damn. Maybe it's a good thing I never became a diplomat.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 21-Aug-2006 19:15

Are you saying you won't co-operate with me in this matter?
That you will leave me stranded near Madrid and let the
thief get away?

Consider your actions very carefully, young man.
I expect to see an apology when I open this account
tomorrow.

Father John Scatman

From: tunde balogun
Date: 22-Aug-2006 12:49

Scatman or whatever your name is, my God, you are disguisting, I am a very respectable man here and i don't go down below standard. you have been talking like 3 persons, i hate irresponsible peolpe and your words and talk tells it, my dear if you want this together, it's only a deal i thought could favour me and any foreign partner with that name "scatman"

You have been deceiving me ever since (Who, me? Razz

), you are in London not spain. i cannot help you locate the thieves as you call to retrieve your money when i am not sure of you and whether you are even truthful. I doubt you totally but as human, to forgive is divine, I forgive your irresponsible talk and bad manner.

I want you to come out plain, we can be friends only if you are ready to be truthful.
send me your identification i.e passport and you open the account, give me details or better still call me, i want to hear your voice.

If you cannot do this, no problems

Thanks
Tunde Balogun

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 23-Aug-2006 14:04

I asked you to explain yourselves and tell me what this
fraudster has told you. You didn't comply. I don't
understand why, I have never lied to you.

I will send the picture as soon as I can scan one.
This might take a while.

Your behaviour is very puzzling, I don't understand
why a bright man like you can side with a lowly thief.
I will forgive you though. Jesus said so.

Father John Scatman

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 25-Aug-2006 13:07
Subject: immediately

Dear Scatman

Understand that you are dealing with a mature educated man not a baby, this is not the reason i get you contacted, call me if you are sure and want me to assist you trailing the thief as you say.

I am not cut out for that, anyway are you still interested? if yes. send me your banking details, picture, address and the transfer fee

that's when i will believe you.

Tunde

From: John Scatman
Date: 26-Aug-2006 20:56

I don't have a picture available now... but I can get something done monday. (28th, this will buy me some extra days)

As for the other things, I have access to the head gypsy's bank account
at the Banco Gitano de Espa�a. The account is in Jos� Luis Torrente's name.
IBAN SP21487362 675432367.
BIC 789432l22l

And for the last time, I do not have a phone.

Father John Scatman

Jos� Torrente is the drunken cop in Torrente, the Stupid Arm of the Law (1998).

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 28-Aug-2006 12:25

i pray God gives you wisdom, i believe your mail and will be waiting for the items as you have said but more importantly without wasting time, send the transfer fee to that name and address immediately for quick telegraphic fund transfer to that nominated bank account of yours.

please state the amount and send receipt of payment for verifications and propmt action.

Phew, we're back on our regular time wasting... It's time to use that certain modality while I still have the chance.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 28-Aug-2006 22:10

I sent the money to that Uzi guy. Who is he, by the way? However
they did not give me MTCN, instead the Moneygram folks
gave to...

*SNIP*

I took the photos, but I haven't yet transferred them all to this
computer. Please be patient. I'll send you my photo,
though.

Father John Scatman

I give him and attach some binary junk to the mail. An old trick, but it always seems to work...

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 29-Aug-2006 16:33

please scatman

I really cannot place this long process thing. give me detail simply how you send the fund and the name can get it for quick release and transfer of the fund to the bank detail. call me God with you.

, so he didn't fall for that. Sad

I waste another 3 days arguing about the .

Quote:

What is the situation with the thief? You haven't replied to my
questions even though I asked you repeatedly. Why is that?

From: tunde balogun
Date: 02-Sep-2006 11:44
Subject: be real for once

I see you are not ready for this deal. not man enough. first, you lied to me about send money, now which i don't know about. sorry i have friend and relatives that get fund for europe and america and nothing like this. My dear. forget about this, go and clear your money.

What thief? you are very unreal. do i steal your money or phone. I thought you are mature enough to handle a deal of this magnitude.

If you want this deal complete, the ball is in your court. Don't like cunny people or what is in your mind.

Simply tell the clerk to clear it.

All right, even I have my limits.

Quote:

From: John Scatman
Date: 02-Sep-2006 15:34

What is this nonsense? I am very disappointed with your childish acts.

> about send money, now which i don't know about. sorry i have

I explained this to you. You go to the site and answer their questions.
You do not need to know more. I don't know more than that myself.

> What thief? you are very unreal. do i steal your money or phone. I thought

"What thief"? Jesus on a bike, are you braindamaged or just plain stupid?
Some fucking asshole stole the $5000 I collected with sister Judith,
then YOU spoke to this thief on a phone, I told you to find out his
whereabouts... Oh mother of god, give me strength, this boy's idiocy
knows no bounds.

What exactly is your fucking problem?
I asked you to explain yourselves and tell me what this
fraudster has told you. You didn't comply. I don't understand why,
I have never lied to you.

FIND THAT GODDAMN THIEF OR TELL ME WHAT HE HAS SAID TO YOU.

Father John Scatman

He doesn't know his place, though.

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 04-Sep-2006 11:17

I cannot keep draging words with you cause it is becoming clear obvious that you are an ingrat. Bloody Liar and Undesirable element to think i will help you find out thief that stole your money. WHY CAN"T YOU CALL THAT SAME NUMBER FOOL.. I know your type, Regret my associate, time with you.

I advice you stop this your bad attitude of association. This is a real deal and you are fooling yourself. Stop that your fucking kind of business and face God for real as you claim to be a priest, Lieing Priest you will still meet your destination.

Simply, for that transfer, send by scan the moneygram receipt and you are telling bullshit not even the text question and password, better wake up from your sleep, since you don't know what is at stake. Would really want to contact judith and know more about you.

I gat work to do.

I thought this was it, and didn't bother burning him... to my surprise, he returned one week later with

Quote:

From: tunde balogun
Date: 12-Sep-2006 12:00

scatman

It may please you to know that the fund $15.5 Million Fund Beneficiary has been transfer to europe and ready for your remittance. write let me know?

TUNDE BALOGUN

I guess this must be at least third Tunde to contact the reverend, or this second one is still delusional about this bait. Sure, if you're ready to talk, I'll talk, no problem...

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From: tunde balogun
Date: 14-Sep-2006 20:37
Subject: it is the time

There are things i will like you to know that opportunity comes ones in man's life. You might have been thinking this is just a game now you know its for real,the money has been transfered to erurope...

*SNIP*

And i have forgiven you because now the Ball is in your court when you reply not only you replying i need your full co-operation and nice character please be carefull with your apperance write me with full details if you need more information. Let's change our life for ever.

From: John Scatman
Date: 17-Sep-2006 19:31

I'm delighted to read this mail your wrote. I am deeply concerned with
the problems this business has taken, but we can sort them out I'm sure.

Can you tell me about this company?

Father John Scatman

From: tunde balogun
Date: 20-Sep-2006 15:40
Subject: inheritance

We have come a long way and if you must know, i have invested $7300 in this transaction and sincererly i will not want you to lie to me. i hate it and all that is require of you is just your proof of scatman francis john and get this fund but as it is now, i will send to you the company and contact name is europe and you must call them, it's very important. If you cannot call them, they will have doubt about you and the fund. you must call and let me know whatever.

upon a favourable reply from you. i will send the contact information but scatman sincerely what was on your mind when you play as those pranks.

God bless you

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From: John Scatman
Date: 21-Sep-2006 15:43

> We have come a long way and if you must know, i have invested $7300 in this

That is generous indeed. How did you use that money, since I haven't yte
recived a single cent of that?

> require of you is just your proof of scatman francis john and get this fund but as it is now,

I have sent you the passports and pictures arlier. Please use them and
get this deal going.

> i will send to you the company and contact name is europe and you must call them, it's very important. If you cannot call them, they will have doubt about you and the fund. you must call and let me know whatever.

Sure, give me the number. I just would like to point out that I
do not have a phone, since it was stolen by that eternally cursed
thief whose black soul shall writhe in hellfire eternally. I have prayed
and sacrificed a lot to ensure that.

I waste another few days asking him about the thief and the phone number and the contents of the call and... you get it.

He sends me a contact number to Netherlands, but for reasons best known to me, Skype isn't an option. So I don't call.

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From: John Scatman
Date: 01-Oct-2006 15:09
Subject: Re: in or out

> i really sincerely don't understand you. is either you are telling lies or
> playing and i am not kidding. are you ready for this or not. call them

I have been trying to find a phone but its difficult here,
you wouldn't believe. If I manage to get to a working phone,
I will give you call.

Father John Scatman

Then RL intervenes and...

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From: tunde balogun
Date: 06-Oct-2006 13:00
Subject: nice knowing you

i see with you we cannot get a headway, i advice you stop mailing me as all effort to see that this transaction success is faulted by you. you are a liar and an asshole.

Tunde Balogun

Ahh, sweet words. Let's bug him a bit anyway:

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From: John Scatman
Date: 09-Oct-2006 20:26

What is this? I am away for a few days and when I get back I see this.
Explain yourselves, that is very insulting. What have you done with
the thief business?

Respond fast

Father John Scatman

No answer, so I try again.

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From: John Scatman
Date: 11-Oct-2006 13:32

Don't ignore me like a small girl. I demand answers:
What did you do with the thief? Where is he located?

Stop playing games and give me straight answers.

Father John Scatman

And at last he answers, using italics and bolds.

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From: tunde balogun
Date: 11-Oct-2006 20:40
Subject: good news

John Scatman or whatever, you are the biggest liar and assshole of the year, congratulation

Thank you for those kind words, "Tunde", but you are mistaken. You were lucky to contact me and not some of the more vicious members of our community. 7.5 months is a small price to pay around here.

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