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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:08 am |
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Poor Austine, he's stood in a bucket full of earth in a river, filled in some forms, had a huge 'CONMAN CHURCH' tatoo, went running around Lagos port trying to catch the SS Riskyfree, until he got arrested for shouting 'Hallelujagobble' at passing ships, and ended up begging in Lagos for his busfare for the 200 miles home.
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88613
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88880
Now he's had some practice,, he's up for trying the same thing in Ghana.
Its about 400 miles, on crap roads.
I think someone's seen his tattoo, and told him what 'conman' means
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Dear Father j0rgens,
you are getting me totally wrong,i can`t get the funds so easy,am a student,every thing i eat or spend were provided from my late fathers brother although he is a very strict man thats why am even more ancious to get away from him but father it baffles me why the church can not send little money for my coming,is it b/cos they were conman?honestly i wiill appreciate your kindness more if you can help me convince the church members to send me money besides i prefer you or any body picking me from accra(which is the last bus stop from Nigeria)b/cos the direction was so much confusing.xpect your reply
HALLELUJAGOBBLE
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I've told him not to worry about not having any cash.
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One thing you won't need when you come here is money, Austine, we
exist entirely on the charity of the local community, in return for
the help we give them, even the time in the internet cafe where I now
am is donated free of charge. If I show the local people my tattoo,
and greet them with a 'Hallelujagobble!', they will always feed me and
help me. I'm sure that you will find the same when you arrive here.
For that reason, I dont receive a stipend from the Church, I work for
God's reward and no other. I therefore have nothing to send you other
than love, in any event it is illegal to send money out of Ghana, and
I cannot break the law, as I am sure you would never do.
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I think there should be a symbol for creating beggars out of lads. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:29 am |
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I think there should be a symbol for creating beggars out of lads. |
That might be nice to see. Can't wait for the next chapter Roycropper. Hallelujagobble! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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HankReardan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 666
Location: Galt's Gulch
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:23 am |
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Dude, you've got him over a barrel. Fuck him harder. Then invite some friends!
U DEY SHOW EM FIRE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:23 am |
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I can't believe I missed this before. OHMYGOD! I bow in your presence, My Lord Sir Roycropper!
Fantastic, utterly mindboggling work! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:36 am |
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He's a scammer. What mercy would he show a victim? None. As far as I am concerned, there is nothing too harsh for one of these turds. |
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:44 am |
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Haha this "survey" was loaded from the get-go. Hallelujagobble! |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:02 am |
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Roy, unless you are just tired of the lad, I would say to keep baiting him until he figures it out and begs for mercy, then continue to torture him some more as long as he is answering emails.
This bastard would show no mercy if he had a real victim strung out and sending WUs, so I see no reason to show him (or any lad) mercy. |
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CaptainBasura
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 539
Location: Softly, softly, catchee monkey.
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:58 am |
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I think he'll be wiser in his next scam. Hope he gives up, but somehow I don't think so. If he doesn't like his tattoo and wants to leave the church, he will need an anti-tattoo on the other side... |
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(First 23/10/06)
...so now i was like looking for who to say the true before i can step into any fucking relationship. Francisca Jennifer Badou
YOU ARE A FOOL AND MUST BE A FOOL FOREVER. GO TO HELL WITH YOUR FUCKING $350. Paker Lee.
...after all there is nothing I will gain in this that more than the insult i recieved from you. Mark Youmans
What are you doing? You make made me look stupid at Western Union Office here, why? poor old George
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:58 am |
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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 456
Location: Around
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:42 am |
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What about sending him to a real church or the british embassy and shouting the password of HALLEJUGOBBLE?? |
_________________ (First kill 22/09/06)
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:28 am |
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He's going to Accra Bus Station, to shout Hallelujagobble! at passing lorries. If anyone with Skype recording technology wants to be Father Frank1in on Wednesday, driving a lorry, hopelessly lost in the Accra traffic, pm me, otherwise I'll give him my new ladmobile number.
BTW, I've found you can get round the county code thing by giving them the number they have to ring (theres a website that gives you the prefix to dial) and telling them its a sattelite phone, don't even tell them what country they are ringing. If they twig, that's where the company running the service is located - they won't know any better.
As well as writing to Father Jorgens, he's been having a moan at Fundalig0n's head office, And Sister Anna Lynne, who I have already introduced as Father Jorgen's Ghana replacement after he leaves (sadly without my lad). I may get Austine to the hippo sanctuary in NW Ghana yet, as Sister Anna tries to bail him out. The last lads who went there asking for Brother Roy were told he had just left - even the locals bait them!
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Dear members,
For real ever since i intended to travel to Ghana for my way to UK every thing i lay my hands on just to get money always ends with frustration besides i want to ask all of you one by one is it that you don`t want to see a face of first and only member from Nigeria I never told him this, in fact if he ever goes to Owerri, the tattoo's quite popular there then why will u all ignore the fact that is only money that can lead me out of my country,you see i am begining to doubt the whole good things Brother Roy told me about the church cos even as am now a member no body seems to understand me then where is the brotherly love?are you all going to be smiling there when am in Nigeria suffering? How did you guess? for christ sake am ancious to attend CONMAN CHURCH at least for once b/4 i die so that i will be convinced any time i feel the tattoo on the back,look forward to see your reply
hallelujagobble
Brother Austine |
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:45 am |
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baz
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Oct 2006
Posts: 38
Location: Stop the world, I wanna get off.
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:52 am |
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What footsteps to follow, what an amazing bait! |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:57 pm |
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In jail, in the asylum, or in hell. Those are the only acceptable final destinations for lads.
As you were roy! |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:12 pm |
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are you all going to be smiling there |
hehehe We have been for weeks!
Keep pushing him, Roy. Maybe he'll get lucky, and there will be a high cliff nearby for him to fall off, and end his misery. |
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windfalcon
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Mar 2005
Posts: 54
Location: Right behind you
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:30 pm |
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keep going. don't stop if he still willing. it just shows how dedicated to his scam he is, and that kinda tells me he would be just as dedicated to a real victim.
Drive him fricking mad. |
_________________ "You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that."
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won huong lo
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2006
Posts: 114
Location: On A Park Bench
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:31 pm |
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O love this bait. This lad is in so deep there is no way our for him. This is lad is definately going to drown in a sea of desperation before this is over hehe. Great job!!
Edited for spelling. |
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b4 u were born
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Eddy the Love Scammer: i believe whatever i am told easily because i am a kind of person that believes in saying the truth at all times regardless of the concequencies
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:48 pm |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:25 am |
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^^^and sharks, I think there are sharks too.
but even sharks have standards, don't they? |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:34 am |
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i feel the tattoo on the back |
Looks like he got a nsaty infection,
NN have you got a spare tenus shoot for this poor lad ? |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:55 am |
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@ NN, thatnks for that map link, It will come in handy.
Austine has been having a good whine to anyone who'll listen, he doesnt know if his faith is strong enough for him to set off without any money, I think. Well if he doesnt go this week, Sister Anna Lynne can use NN's map to try & drown him, I think.
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Dear Father Jorgens,
Well my coming to Ghana is not what i can predict when am not sure of getting the funds soon but i wish God will make you understand me more.for real father there was a thing i like about you and i also dislike one thing about you,you see i like the way you always multivate me and i also dislike the way you ignore my problems,for HALLELUJAGOBBLE sake there is no way i can fly to Ghana without money(which you knew i don`t have)incase if you can prefer my suggestions let the church mail me an oath to take,never to dissappoint if they send me a little money like $100,at least it will be enough for my coming to Ghana,yes b/cos i have nothing to protect my faith anymore since nobody can trust me for once,infact i always talk about this trust,what does the church take me for?the internet fraud or scammers.look Father Jorgens,i swear with my last faith if i did not spent up to $100 when i calculate my bills on mailing,drawing of the tattoo membership and others,let me not live to say HALLELUJAGOBBLE again,oh! am tired of this.
Austine |
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Is it wrong to multivate you, Austine? You knew from the outset that
you are asking the wrong person, I have no money to send or way to
send it. I am very hurt by your accusations.
You dont ned to fly, last time you wrote you said you were coming by
bus, adn I have already asked Brother Franklin to meet you on
Wednesday at Accra bus station. Now you are flying, begging from a man
with no money, or not coming at all.
Austine its time for you to decide your destiny, are you coming or not?
Hallelujagobble!
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Father Hugh Jorgens |
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Dear Father Jorgens,
Actually,if you do examine me well you will understand that frustration has taken most part of me Aaah!.so am deeply sorry if i did embarras you much besides am still not sure of coming soon when there is no fund.
HALLELUJAGOBBLE
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Frozboz
AT-AT Squad Leader
Joined: 24 May 2006
Posts: 926
Location: West Dakota
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Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:33 pm |
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for HALLELUJAGOBBLE sake |
This lad TOTALLY believes you. It's wonderful seeing a lad so into your bait! Keep it going Roy! |
_________________ "he is fraud just like me so dont send him any money" - manking king
"this people are not human; they are some kind of ill mornitored robots covered with human flesh and they kill for the slightest and most unimportant reasons." - Kabie Elvire
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:56 pm |
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Tell him the church has re-considered his terrible plight and that the money has been sent and can be picked up at the Prudential Bank Western Union office in Ghana. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Ethian
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 144
Location: The place i live in
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Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:03 pm |
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Hey how about telling the guy one of YWs chests with gold might be floating in? He might get a raft and go find em... The SS BathTub might take him, and ask what HALLELUJAGOBBLE is i'd say Hell or Accra to this guy |
_________________ "1. Are you aware of any relative/relation whose last contact address was in the untied kingdom?" (Robert Rice)
"Know can fuck me twice ok,if you can send money them forget about it and don contact me again,because you all are the same thing." (Mr Renta)
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