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Dr Hugh G Rection
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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2004 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

yawwwwn, sometimes I just get sooo bored....What the hell is this "respectful one" crap? Respect a mugu? I hate this guy already....


>From: [email protected]
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: From Morgan and Janet.
>Date: Fri, 14 May 2004 16:47:32 +0000
>
>MR MORGAN FOFANA.
>ABIDJAN, COTE D'IVOIRE
>WEST-AFRICA.
>
>ATTN: RESPECTFUL ONE,
>
>Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship
> with you. I got to know of you courtesy of International Business
>Bureau here in Abidjan (Ivory Coast).
>
>I am Morgan Fofana, the only son of late MR and MRS GEORGE FOFANA of
>the blessed memory. My father was a very wealthy GOLD and COCOA merchant
>who who based in ACCRA, GHANA and ABIDJAN respectively, the economic
>capital of COTE D'IVOIRE. He was poisoned to death by his business
>associate on one of their business outings. When my mother died on the
>21st octomber, 1994, my father took me and my Sister JANET so precious
>because we were motherless.
>
>Before the death of my father on the 30th November, 2002 in a private
>hospital here in ABIDJAN, he sincerely called me on his bed side and
>told me that he had a sum of $7 Million US DOLLARS (SEVEN MILLION US
>DOLLARS) deposited in a Private Security Company here in ABIDJAN, COTE D'
> IVOIRE and he told me that he deposited and declared the box as an
>African Actifacts and that he deposited the box under his name and made
>his next of kin. He further explained to me that it was because of this
>wealth that he was poisoned by his business associate, that I should
>seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will
>transfer this money to and use it for investment purposes. In a nutshell,
>
> I am honourably seeking for your assistant in the following ways below:
>
>()I want you to assist me in clearing this fund into your account
>Overseas as a beneficiary of the fund, and also to use it for investment
> purposes.
>
>(2)To serve as the guardian of this fund since Iam only 22 years old.
>
>(3)To make arrangement for me and my sister Janet to come over to your
>country to further my EDUCATION and to secure a residential permit in
>your country.
>
>More over, I am willing to offer you 22% of the total sum as
>compensation for your assistance, after the successful transfer of this
>fund to your nominated account, while 3% has been mapped out for any
>expenses that may be made during the course of this transaction.
>
>Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as I
>believe that this transaction would be concluded within 14 working days,
> from the day you signify interest to assist me. Awaiting to hear from
>you soonest.
>
>Conclusively, keep this transaction strickly confidential.
>
>Thanks and God bless you for your anticipated
>co-operation.
>
>Best Regards,
>
>Morgan Fofana.
>

So, I reply, in earnest feigned sincerity:

Mr Morgan FoFaggot,

hOW ARE YOU TODAY? well this sounds like a swell deal sir and i think i like to take YOU UP ON THIS HERE OFFER. SO WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU NEED BIG GUY? HAVE A GOOD DAY

HUGH


Let's see if the idiot bristles at my screwing up his last name....

>From: Morgan Fofana <[email protected]>
>To: xxxxxxxxxxx.com
>Subject: From Morgan& Janet.
>Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 12:43:57 +0200 (CEST)
>
>Dear Dr Hughs,
>
>I must thank you very much for your response and
>consideration to give attention to our proposal,
>hoping that this will mark the beginning of a long
>lasting family relationship with you.
>
>We wish to inform you that we are very serious and are
>ready in whatever way to seal up this transaction with
>you as it is our dreams to have this aspiration
>achieved.
>
>Considering the fact that we have not met and the
>funds are in cash, safely deposited in the vault of a
>private Security Company, ready to be lodged in an
>account, which shall be opened by you here in Abidjan.
>May we inform you that it will be appreciated if you
>could come down here to assist in opening / floating
>of an account where the fund will be lodged for
>subsequent transfer to your account upon which we
>shall go back with you, this is very imperative, as we
>are not allowed by the authority here to participate
>in any banking operation owing to our refugee status.
>
>This will also give us the opportunities of meeting
>and to workout modalities for proper investment prior
>to the transfer of the fund to an account which shall
>be nominated by you.
>
>It will be appreciated if you could give us a detail
>break down on the kind of education and investment
>opportunities in and around your country as we rely so
>much on your advice in this regard.
>
>I shall be transmitting copies of the Deposit
>Certificate and Agreement our late father entered with
>the Security Company where the funds are lodged
>pending the time we receive your response.
>
>Ps provide a private telephone and fax numbers where
>you can be reached and the above documents can be
>faxed for your kind perusal.
>
>Do revert to us, thanking you for your co-operation in
>advance.
>
>Best Regards,
>
>Morgan & Janet.
>
>

I don't know why, but this guy annoys me more than the average mugu. I mean, it's the standard mugu letter, but...I just feel contempt. Maybe because I'm drunk? Hmmm, well, here's my response, God I just want to curse him out:


Dear mOrgan Borgan Foforgan and Janet banet fofanet,

Well met! Howdy! Ik hou van jou! Send me some info, and send me your picture to establish trust, ok?

Dr Hugh G Rection, M.D.

Burp. Well, eventually he does reply, and I think he's a wee bit annoyed.

>From: Morgan Fofana <[email protected]>
>To: "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <>
>Subject: RE: From Morgan& Janet.
>Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 18:13:42 +0200 (CEST)
>
>Dr HUGH,
>
>We need your comment concerning our last mail to you.
>
>thank you.
>
>morgan


He DARES to be curt with ME?! Bugger! He's a Nob, a Tool, a Peckerhead!

Dear Organ,

I replied to you. Didn't you get it?

Hugh


Let's see what this living flaccid Organ replies:

>From: Morgan Fofana <[email protected]>
>To: "Dr Hugh G. Rection" <>
>Subject: YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS.
>Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 16:22:28 +0200 (CEST)
>
>Dear Hugh.
>
>Please we are not joking with this transaction. If you
>think you can make fun of us because we contact you
>for this aspiration, it is absolutely immpossible we
>can initiate another option of completing the
>transaction without you.
>
>We are not babies to be addressed in a funny way OK.
>You call me different funny names that shows me you
>are not a serious person to confide our future.
>
>Be well,
>
>Morgan.

He's not "joking"? He's not a baby? Awww, little whiner. Time to slap him for good. I don't even wanna play with him anymore, but I'm going to abuse him forever from other e mail addresses, till the day I die. So there. Oh, here's my final response; I doubt he'll write to me again.

Morgan Bo Organ-licker,

Stop your whining. You sound like a crybaby. Don't make me come to Nigeria and kick your ass 419 times..

Jerk!

Hugh


Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad

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PostPosted: Sat May 22, 2004 11:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm baiting Fofana right now
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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2004 1:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

fana fana bo bana
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PostPosted: Wed May 26, 2004 2:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

g8rjosh wrote:
fana fana bo bana

mOrgan Borgan Foforgan and Janet banet fofanet
fee fi fo fanet

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

HaHaHa really love the "Don't make me come to Nigeria and kick your ass 419 times" part.
I might use it myself !

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