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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:58 pm

Hey VP going professional now Wink

Then it must be fun Laughing

Good to know, who knows when I'm back in the UK again.

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:16 pm

Don't woory about him reconizing the number. I got one for each personna I make up. As of now I must have about 6 or 7 Stana number. Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:58 pm

I never worry, that's their job Exclamation

Was talking about VP's number but she got a new one Very Happy

, that woman is a pro. Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:09 am

I got 2 mail from the good doctor. I don't think this is working very good. Crying or Very sad

Quote:

The Character Tim, in your Play is dead, so you want to commence another chapter with you acting as Barbara[AKA BARBS]
Jump the lake.
You are fake, stop writing me.

Now I gonna slap this sh*t out of him for not believing a mourning widow.

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:02 pm

I was going to wait a bit, but I think it's time for Tim junior to write our friend as he does answer Barbs brother Buck. Twisted Evil

@Centaure, may be writing in French for a few emails can convince him? Afterall it is the international language of "l'amour" Wink

Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:04 pm

A loooong email of complaint awaits him. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:18 am

It appears that fake barrister does not appreciate the music of ZZ Top, finding "Tube Steak Boogie" particularly objectionable. He called while I was listening to the radio (go XM!) and I just didn't feel like talking to him. The funny thing is he called three times, and held on for 3-4 minutes each time while I just held the phone near the speakers. I'm planning on asking him not to call me when I'm at a concert in the future. And halfway through "Tube Steak Boogie" I heard some unhappy noises from the phone, and he hung up.

I've got three baits going with this crowd, and I'm about to the point where I want to try something else. One bait is with and the fake barrister trying to help me recover the funds that stole from me (and this is a confusing one, because everyone involved knows that he never got any funds - I think they think that someone else intercepted the wire, mostly because that's what they've been led to believe). Another one is a straight bait of , and the last one is the old standby . I'm going to keep the fund recovery one going. If one of you wants to take a handoff on one of the others, pm me and we'll arrange it, probably via someone's untimely death. I'm beginning to feel kind of religious, and I'm thinking about starting a church.

Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:40 pm

Nice idea - one of my baiting characters is a nun, so when sweet M1r14m 4b4ch4 calls again I'll let my iTunes play gregorian choirs and then I'll slap her for calling me during mass.

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:18 pm

Wooohoo, my first death threat is coming from the good doctor . Very Happy

He realized I'm not going to send any money almost two weeks ago and since then we just keep insulting each other. I always tell him how upset I am, because I lost money on the deal and he keeps telling me that I'm not real. After I sent him some heavy insults and calling him , he replied with this today:

Quote:

I took your Photo to a deadly Witch Doctor who derives joy in killing people perceived to be enemies through their photographs
you will die in 2days days time so you should eat your best meals and make love to your wife for the last time.
You dared an African, You will rot in hell.

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:42 pm

I deeply feel sorry for you. You won't even live to see Christmas. Crying or Very sad

EDITED

Tell him are sending regards. I'm sure he'll appreciate. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:17 am

@bill2,

LOL I saw that guy on a business card in another thread Just yesterday (can't remember which now) He was a barrister wearing a grey (photoshopped) wig, and couldn't spell his own company name properly Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:58 am

Since this thread is dropping in popularity, my fellow massbaiters probably won't mind if I have dealt rather severely. I've had the fake barrister who offered to prosecute fired, and told that I want legs broken and his kneecaps raped. Her response (good .sig material here) :

Quote:

On the issue of geting Grant, This bad boys on the street may work well but what I don't trust is the result. If you insist Grant be dealt with, that means you must have to come up with some reasonable sum to pay them. I will try to see if I could reach the arrow head tomorrow when he pass. There's a joint close to the area where they smoke cannabis(Marijuana).

'Nuff said. I have no idea what the bit about the arrow head means, but I may try to have some of that cannabis shipped along with the consignment since I'm paying for a diplomat to ensure that all customs formalities are bypassed. Maybe I can use that to bribe my way to mod-dom, apparently the admins are hiring just now. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:07 pm

Hey, hey, I'm still with our friend, (3 x) he doesn't trust me, but he still needs his money. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:43 pm

He's still trying to get me on the phone - and, yet again, my character's daughter has told him to leave her frail old father alone, and he's not happy! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:54 pm

Anything new I try with this dirtbag goes nowhere. So I'll fall back on our Brawling Barr to Hammer him with a couple of mails a day.

I wish good luck too all that are still with him and please be nice to him. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:22 pm

Well, since a few of you are still working him, I won't have him killed, just roughed up a bit. Since and are the same person, I think he'll make it through just fine. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:10 pm

Update! if you are still baiting you better finish up quick, because his days are numbered! replacement, , has put me in touch with the "bad boys in the neighborhood". Coincidentally, IP address matches , and also matches the IP address of the thug who is going to work him over. Small world, isn't it? (But I wouldn't want to paint it.) Here's the message from the "bad boy":

Quote:

madam say you want we job. we see picture of the man and we must catch him and deal with him. how much be your money him thief. how much you want pay us. we beat him fine fine and get your money back for you but you go pay us well. any money we charge you, you go pay haf and afta you pay balnce. we see him picture the face be like person we dey see always.
Abeg no write plenty grama for me oo.

I responded and offered 10% of the money that stole, and asked him how much extra to take out the lawyer that I've recently had fired.

I'd gotten kind of tired baiting but this is fun. I have this mental image of a lad in a cafe someplace playing all these different characters, getting confused, and eventually beating himself up.

I do intend to NOT ask for pictures of the beating, I'm sure that they'd find a way to provide those and I don't want to be responsible for what would happen!

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:09 am

LOST HIM ! no answer for three days on both accounts and I was going to keep him till Christmas Twisted Evil

We should pick a new one to p!ss off, was fun.

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 1:22 am

I mailed him today to send him some Season greetings.

Quote:

Ain't I sweet ? Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:35 pm

So you think he is still using that addy?, then I'll just refresh the bait and throw in antoher line Twisted Evil

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