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YeaWhatever
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:19 pm |
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Hmm, I guess that it is time to warn our lad again about the potential for hedonistic satanists coming to destroy his Monument of Faith. |
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<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:26 pm |
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....and to start building another one. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:28 pm |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:31 pm |
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The Deputy Governor of the CBN got all uppity yesterday when I suggested he may be trying to scam the Church.
It therefore came a suprise that he is up for some pyramid bashing, hardly the actions of an honest board member of a bank!
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Attn: Brother Roy,
Thank for your urgent response to my mail. Been less assured that this job will be carried out perfectly if only we will reach a very good agreement knowing fully well that this is a very big task to carry out
I have to employer expiates to carry out this jobs. First we have to visit there and find out how it looks like. So if you people can mobilize the job it will be done
If you people are ready call me on my call phone 234-xxxxxxxx for further discussion
Wait your urgent response.
Thanks
Yours Truly
Dr Shamsuddeen Usman
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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:32 pm |
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It occurs to me that as my lads may be, how shall I put this, less than totally honest, once I have told them where the pyramid is, and what's 'inside' it, they have no reason to want to send 75% of the proceeds to Fundaligion, they will just try & rip off what's in there, and dissapear, in true lad style.
For this reason, any lads I have sent may intend to never email me again, although I will expect a geat wailing and gnashing of teeth when they go to all that effort to find nothing.
The first we may hear of it, then, is when TWAT's bretheren complain to the Reverend Ben Dover. (Ive seen all your movies, Ben ) |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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luke5
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 48
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:05 pm |
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So perhaps tell him that he is terribly cursed by that monster tatoo and that he needs to obey your comands to have this curse lifted.
So give him a command to destroy the filthy symbol of infidel church. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:13 pm |
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Will the pyramid lads be able to fend off the vicious attacks of the "destroyers?" And save the TWAT from desecration? The Great Battle of Souls is heating up. Stay tuned. |
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Jayhawk
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Joined: 07 Jul 2006
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:47 pm |
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Not sure if you're still taking suggestions for TWAT, but it occurs to me that in order to protect this monument you'll need to build some watchtowers. The last thing you'd want is a sneak attack by heretics hell-bent on destroying the pyramid of faith.
I'd say that the watchtower should be a minimum of three stories tall. The taller the watchtower, the less they'll need, so it is certainly in their advantage to build it as high as possible. If they can get the watchtower up to six stories tall all they'll need is one member up in the tower to keep watch. If the tower is smaller in size they will, naturally, have to build more.
Just a suggestion. Security on this monument is quite lax. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:52 pm |
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I reiterate: A plains Indian sun dance ritual, performed around the pyramid, would be entirely appropriate for a dedication of this edifice!
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:24 pm |
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We have the text for the ceremony. Big Worm is making it look nice and conform to the other TWAT literature. The instructions for the ceremony are funny as hell. A friend of mine, who is one of the best writers I have ever known, wrote the text. As soon as we have the finished product, we will post it. |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:40 pm |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:41 pm |
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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:49 pm |
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excellent |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:51 pm |
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You are all sick.
Excellent work!
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Jayhawk
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:58 pm |
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Please tell me that he is going to video the ceremony for you. |
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just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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YeaWhatever
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:00 pm |
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^^^^
Of course. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:08 pm |
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BrotherhoodOfMan
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Nov 2004
Posts: 315
Location: UK
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:21 pm |
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Jesus, that is one hilarious initiation manual! I honestly can't believe just what these people will fall for!
And I agree, if the ceremony isn't videoed then it is null and void and must be performed again! |
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KeyserSoze
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:30 pm |
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I love the instructions.
The only thing that I beleive may be a problem is that the ceremony is being performed at dusk. What if the lighting is poor and the video does not come out looking very good? I imagine the lads don't have any spot lights laying around that they can use to light up the area. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:34 pm |
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YW - Surely the sacred staff needs a cond-- I mean a ceremonial covering of elastic material to protect it from evil influences?
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Cile
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Joined: 10 Oct 2006
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:50 pm |
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Did you realize that TWAT is in Paris?
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:27 am |
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Amazing stuff guys, and if you can get a vid too....
I wonder how excited the lads would be if they were to learn that the sexy sisters of the TWAT would be flying in on a pilgrimage, in the near future to see the pyramid for themselves. |
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jojobean
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:40 am |
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I am working on getting my boy to tear your pyramid down. That would be fun. |
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Evangelion82
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Joined: 24 Sep 2006
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:29 am |
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great job! i can't wait to see the outcome |
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Saint Arnold
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Joined: 26 Sep 2006
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:38 am |
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Just when you think it can't get any better..... it does.
That was an excellent read. Good work! |
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