The making of a TWAT (Dec. 1 - NEW VIDEO - p.10)

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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:19 pm

Hmm, I guess that it is time to warn our lad again about the potential for hedonistic satanists coming to destroy his Monument of Faith.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:26 pm

....and to start building another one. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:28 pm

Yes...I just saw his "map" WTF??? Am I missing something there? Looks like he copied the border of the map but not the map.

I have some time today if you want to work on the burning ritual. I'd love to get that done before the pyramid is pillaged Very Happy

BW

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 2:31 pm

The Deputy Governor of the CBN got all uppity yesterday when I suggested he may be trying to scam the Church.

It therefore came a suprise that he is up for some pyramid bashing, hardly the actions of an honest board member of a bank!

Quote:

Attn: Brother Roy,

Thank for your urgent response to my mail. Been less assured that this job will be carried out perfectly if only we will reach a very good agreement knowing fully well that this is a very big task to carry out

I have to employer expiates to carry out this jobs. First we have to visit there and find out how it looks like. So if you people can mobilize the job it will be done

If you people are ready call me on my call phone 234-xxxxxxxx for further discussion

Wait your urgent response.

Thanks
Yours Truly
Dr Shamsuddeen Usman
Deputy Governor - Operations / Board Member

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:32 pm

It occurs to me that as my lads may be, how shall I put this, less than totally honest, Shocked

once I have told them where the pyramid is, and what's 'inside' it, they have no reason to want to send 75% of the proceeds to Fundaligion, they will just try & rip off what's in there, and dissapear, in true lad style.

For this reason, any lads I have sent may intend to never email me again, although I will expect a geat wailing and gnashing of teeth when they go to all that effort to find nothing. Laughing

The first we may hear of it, then, is when TWAT's bretheren complain to the Reverend Ben Dover. (Ive seen all your movies, Ben Embarassed

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 48

So perhaps tell him that he is terribly cursed by that monster tatoo and that he needs to obey your comands to have this curse lifted.

So give him a command to destroy the filthy symbol of infidel church.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:13 pm

Will the pyramid lads be able to fend off the vicious attacks of the "destroyers?" And save the TWAT from desecration? The Great Battle of Souls is heating up. Stay tuned. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Not sure if you're still taking suggestions for TWAT, but it occurs to me that in order to protect this monument you'll need to build some watchtowers. The last thing you'd want is a sneak attack by heretics hell-bent on destroying the pyramid of faith.

I'd say that the watchtower should be a minimum of three stories tall. The taller the watchtower, the less they'll need, so it is certainly in their advantage to build it as high as possible. If they can get the watchtower up to six stories tall all they'll need is one member up in the tower to keep watch. If the tower is smaller in size they will, naturally, have to build more.

Just a suggestion. Security on this monument is quite lax.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:52 pm

I reiterate: A plains Indian sun dance ritual, performed around the pyramid, would be entirely appropriate for a dedication of this edifice!

Bruin

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:24 pm

We have the text for the ceremony. Big Worm is making it look nice and conform to the other TWAT literature. The instructions for the ceremony are funny as hell. A friend of mine, who is one of the best writers I have ever known, wrote the text. As soon as we have the finished product, we will post it.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 7:40 pm

I should have this thing done by end of day today or first thing tomorrow morning.

BW

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:41 pm

Well the Ordainment Ceremony Manual has been completed and approved. It is pretty damn funny! YW's buddy can write some pretty F'd up chit.

So here it is if anyone wants to check it out. It will prompt you for a password to open it...the password is CDXIX

http://www.freefilehosting.org/public/23939/ordainment.pdf

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:49 pm

excellent

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

You are all sick.

Excellent work!
Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Please tell me that he is going to video the ceremony for you.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:00 pm

^^^^
Of course.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:08 pm

I REALLY hope there's a video!! Laughing

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:21 pm

Jesus, that is one hilarious initiation manual! I honestly can't believe just what these people will fall for!

And I agree, if the ceremony isn't videoed then it is null and void and must be performed again!

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:30 pm

I love the instructions.

The only thing that I beleive may be a problem is that the ceremony is being performed at dusk. What if the lighting is poor and the video does not come out looking very good? I imagine the lads don't have any spot lights laying around that they can use to light up the area.

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:34 pm

YW - Surely the sacred staff needs a cond-- I mean a ceremonial covering of elastic material to protect it from evil influences?

Bruin

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 10:50 pm

Did you realize that TWAT is in Paris? Shocked

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:27 am

Amazing stuff guys, and if you can get a vid too.... bow_down

I wonder how excited the lads would be if they were to learn that the sexy sisters of the TWAT would be flying in on a pilgrimage, in the near future to see the pyramid for themselves.

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:40 am

I am working on getting my boy to tear your pyramid down. That would be fun. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:29 am

great job! i can't wait to see the outcome Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:38 am

Just when you think it can't get any better..... it does.

That was an excellent read. Good work!

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