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Safari Operator
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm trying to come up with some new whacky things my baiting character likes to do.

Full-contact backgammon has proved to be endlessly exciting.

any other ideas?

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wayne
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
The idea of skeet surfing came out of the Zucker brothers trying to outdo each other at press junkets. They would specifically concoct outlandish stories to amuse themselves and bewilder journalists.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And here's the lyrics to "Skeet Surfing"

Skeet Surfin'...
Skeet Surfin'...
If everybody had a 12 gauge
With a sufboard too.
You see em shootin and surfin'
From here to Malibu.

Because he's totally bitchin'
Ridin waves and blastin' pigeons.
And its a' neat shootin' skeet when youre ridin' on the heavies all day.

First Wave (shoot shoot) Don't get tired. Second Wave (shoot shoot) Aim higher. Third Wave (shoot shoot) Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)

Waxin' down our surfboards
And loadin' up our traps.
Tell the teacher we're shootin'
And never comin' back.

I've got a gun rack in my Chevy
For when the surf and the flak get heavy.
And we'll have fun with our guns until the lifeguard takes our ammo away.

First wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)

First Wave (shoot shoot)
Man what a 'natch.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Pullin' that trap.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
How was that?

Sharing sunsets with my favorite girl,
When we shoot the curl we really shoot the curl.

First wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin'

First Wave (shoot shoot)
Man what a 'natch.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Pullin' that trap.
Third Wave Wave (shoot shoot)
How was that?

I wish they all could be double-barrel,
Wish they all could be double barrel guns.

Skeet surfin' can't you see?
Do you wanna come along with me?

(fade out)

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Underwating hang-gliding?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Weasil Stomping (especially on Weasil Stomping Day, just ask Weird Al)

Storm-drain chasing

Olfactory mucus collecting (in particular, collecting the mucosa of well-known celebrities)
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bog snorkelling.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dogging money hungry people from other countries.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In my spare time I run a flight training school for the hapless penguins, I believe it is every birds right to fly like an eagle.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm CEO of a company that makes and a full line of . Oh yeah... and car batteries frequently explode in my face. Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I enjoy giving my characters some very strange hobbies. My nun enjoys sneaking out to a stripclub, my stunt man enjoys knitting.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got Gummy Granny who like to bake. Especially her delicious road-apple pie Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My favorite Vlad hobbies and jobs and companies...

playing Basketbrick, Pacific Rim Job LLC, Lava Surfing, Oder Examiner, Fungus Harvestor, Douche Manufactuer, Fluffer, Ear Nose and Anus doctor

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shotgun Golf of course ...skeet surfing comes a close second (Top Secret rocks), and collecting spores, moulds and fungus.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TnjCHnzk4yE

Skeet surfing is brilliant.

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devil21
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An age-old favorite: snipe hunting

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Full Contact Chess and Ski Boxing...
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my main characters is a medical administrator in a home for long term care of patients afflicted with Lycanthropy (or, in some baits, Philanthropy, Philately, Psoriasis, Halitosis or any other "terminal" condition I can devise).

Because of his own personal (and tragic!) history with this disease, his main hobby is trying to alleviate the sufferings of others with this affliction . . . or at least send them on safaris!

I usually try to get the mugu to admitting to suffering from the same disease. . . there used to be a really neat web page that discussed Lycanthropy from the standpoint of it being a 'real' medical condition, which I would forward to the lads.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Bunny fluffing and part time naked mole rat optometrist come to mind.
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pah25
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lead tester for sex dolls. - or if you are female, tester for a riding machine.
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Tortoise sexer.

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Closed lad accounts x135 (at 26/9/2008) Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been known to be at times a Toe Jam Recycler, funeral dirge composer, discombobulator, pack donkey packer, Cultural Attache' to La Cote De Ivorie, Grand Master Mason of Mewillykinsville, shrubber, BDSM Master Rufus Dingle and many others. I have a lady in Latvia believing I am the 27th Duke of Limpwinky, some obscure Lichtenstein Duchy. I have a new rapper ID called Ice Q Puttyputt I am going to unleash shortly, stay tuned.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rappper. Amateur Gynacologist. Experimental Medication Tester. Big Game Hunter. Amateur Coal Miner. Crack Whore.

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