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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:50 am

VP, you might get a call from looking for about getting a trunk out of Still in early stages. We've offered to go get it.

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:55 pm

These lads are really getting on my nerves with that word..'hello'! As you can tell by the shit I give them today Twisted Evil

@Frankspencer
your lad failed the security question...the question that always gets them..THIER NAME Laughing

. Although the EYE EYE BIRDSEYE bit was quite cute, He called twice and I was being the 'nice' and unhelpful secratary as usual. he hung up on me with the 2nd call so I expect a written apology or flowers or sumfin.
http://media.putfile.com/mtcn-frankSpencer
http://media.putfile.com/mtcn2frankSpencer

The lad who says he is in China again hung up on me too Crying or Very sad

http://media.putfile.com/china-dude

Some lad falling for Christopher (Ithink??) anywhooo abit of a personality difference here...and I even offered to use sign language if he could not understand...arrghh that 'multiple Hello' again!! Laughing

He said something about a phone transaction but would not tell me what service he wants me to switch too Wink

http://media.putfile.com/transaction-phonefrm-christopher
http://media.putfile.com/phone-transaction-2-irritated-lad

3 lads today..and I got hung up on each time...whadda way to start the week Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:48 am

Errr, which number is it- 447014219419 from OP, or the one in your sig?

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:51 am

^^^^ Both the same Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

Thanks VP for another amusing phonecall.

Keep up the good work.

Frank. Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 54

I have asked the hitman from the "death threat" thread to call with the following -

"I will not be contacting you again. Call the number +447014219419

Use the following passcode, or I will not answer. If I am unavailable, speak the pass code so that I know that you have tried to contact me, and that you mean business. Remember, no call, no MCTN

The passcode is "I am cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!"

Good Luck"

Wonder if he will go for it??

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:28 pm

3 calls so far today from Kwame for Mrs Evans??? He is from Ghana. I am a very confused disabled whoever...and while he waits only 30 seconds in between me getting 'ready' to go get you. He does have some patience though even after told him that He didn't like me cuz I waz disabled...still racked up some mins today Laughing

abt 11 mins total

http://media.putfile.com/Kwame1
http://media.putfile.com/Kwami2
http://media.putfile.com/Kwame3

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:34 pm

@gold Dalek
Alice Cooper called for you today and he has lots of good football lads for you to see. He really wants to get together but you seem to be ignoring him..Oh dear. He will keep calling till he gets you. I kept him on for 9 mins..so not too bad. dangle that carrot..and I will make sure he will get to talk to you (if I can find you that is Wink

)

http://media.putfile.com/AliceCooperFootballLads

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:00 pm

Mr. Kwame is mine. I'm trying to buy some gold from him, but I think we have some difficulties with our deal Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:27 pm

Well ole Kwame seems to be abit interested to put up with me on those 3 calls, so he is begging for abuse along the way or at least a safari to stretch his legs abit Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:39 am

Lad called Collins called for Mr. Roy this morning and is very abrupt and rude...before I could explain that it is my job to find out what he wants before I can disturb you, (who are very busy) he hung up the phone. I sure hope he is not a important person because he acts like a a total idiot and of course your calls are monitered for quality management reasons and you have heard the call yourself....Ohhh I bet your ready for some big time slapping!!!
Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Collins4MrRoy

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:37 am

Cheers for taking the call from I thought he had disappeared off the radar, but evidently he seems to be alive and well.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:38 am

Sorry about that VPM. I've slapped him for his rude behaviour. And then I slapped him again for getting my name wrong. For God's sake, it's written in every bloody email I've sent to him. Stupid lad.

By the way:

Quote:

Hello Sir,
I want to tell you that i called the phone number you gave to me bout it was a girl vice

"Girl Vice or Vice girl"? Is there something you're not telling us VPM? Shocked

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:45 am

I NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN!!!!

Laughing

Well a gal's gotta make a living Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

I'm gonna be giving your number to a Mrs. and Barrister . I'm not sure which one will call though. If you see this before they call, try to make the call as unpleasant as you can so that the lad won't feel so strongly about using phone contact again. If you can pose as the administrative assistant to that would be perfect. Vance, lawyer by day and ladies man by night, is going to be assisting my victim's church in investigating a money transfer gone wrong. Unfortunately he's a little bit generous when it comes to his liquor consumption, and he's not exactly church material. But he gets the job done. Smile

Just some stuff you could use when you talk to the lad.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:36 pm

VP, can you tell mr Prince Bernard (or Justin Bernard as he'd like to be called) that he should tell me more about his deal? He's being extremely vague, so enjoy

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:34 pm

VP, you came very close to owing me a new keyboard for the way you handled Kwame:

Quote:

"I don't do bondage and those sexual things."

Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 10:16 pm

Had a nice long chat with a Victor Harrison he wanted David or Davies or sumthin like that. he was on script for the first 5 mins..so I just let him go on with himself...when he FINALLY asked if I was there Rolling Eyes

I explained that you were busy and i was here to take a message..so AGAIN the whole tirade script and finally he realized I was not YOU and I made him spell his name and got the phone number..well sort of. and you are supposed to call him tonight if you are not too drunk. Just when I thought I had a great recording the BASTARD RECORDER WAS OFF Crying or Very sad

I forgot to reset it eariler..ahh well he burned up a few $$$ or �� or whatever anyway.

And some French lad called he said he did not understand English, and then when I started asking him questions and talking quite fast (in English of course) he hung up on me after making what I can only explain as a frustrated grunt Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:24 pm

Thanks for speaking to my business associate Dr P4tr1ck P1tt0n this afternoon, you thoroughly confused the crap out of him. Well done!
He's the director general of an Ivory Coast bank, dontcha know!

Quote:

I called you at about 12:15pm today and your secretary anwsered the call, I spoke to her and she didn't respond well, I repeated the call and thesame thing happened.

Didn't respond well? I find that hard to believe!
Many thanks, I am going for the long term straight bait on this as it is my first proper bait and I want to gain his confidence completely before going in for the kill.
Many thanks.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:34 pm

@Sidney
Nothing happened, he had a shit connection I told him I could not hear him, gave him the couple 'Hello's' then promptly ignored him. If he cannot find a decent reception area to speak to me....then i am not straining my ears or wasting valuable 'Hello's on him Laughing

@Slightlyoutofit
Collins called and said that he has sent you a email and it will take you to his picture that he took for you. I told him that you would have a look and if it meets your requirements then you would get back to him (I played nice today cuz trophy's are awesome!) Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Charles Ag0g0 may be calling for L arrY P0st. He thinks you are my assistant in London. Tell him that Larry is a VERY busy man (Running an international investment firm is hard work) and he will get much better results through e-mail.

If you could drop in a line that I am in a remote village in Canada working on a gold import deal, that would be great!

Thanks

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 5:46 pm

Alas.
His photography skills were plainly lacking. He's had to take them again.
He's likely to phone you again whining about the fact that I haven't paid him.

PM sent.

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:28 pm

vpmanchester wrote:

@Sidney
Nothing happened, he had a shit connection I told him I could not hear him, gave him the couple 'Hello's' then promptly ignored him. If he cannot find a decent reception area to speak to me....then i am not straining my ears or wasting valuable 'Hello's on him Laughing

Tut! Some people have absolutely no idea how much a high quality "Hello" costs nowadays! It's a sellers market and he has no right to demand any more than the perfunctory introductory one at the beginning of the conversation.
This man is the director general of a large bank, and as a consequence can afford to spend many happy hours chatting to you regarding the cost of aforementioned verbal commodities.
If you need to use any more "hello's" than neccesary, let me know and I will send payment by WUSecure, 100% risky free!

Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:30 pm

VPM, it's possible that you may receive a telephone call from Linda Akeem on the same photograph modality.

This snakey cow is asking for money up-front (don't they all?), even though I've explained that it is not our policy.

This ladette has actually volunteered to telephone without any real coaxing from me. I'm actually hoping that this is a bonafide ladette and not a lad tranny - it is my ambition to deliver an authentic one to you. Wink

Either way (lad or ladette) - feel free to deliver them a swift kick to the coozer.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Mar 2007 Posts: 1

VP, you might get a call from Prince from ghana, who is my new gay lover, (he will be looking for Danny) If you could just tell him im a bit busy shooting my new Gay porn movie (am in Cape Town now, if he asks)
cheers.

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