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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:48 pm |
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Ha! Adams apple...I like it
++Call From Barr Bediako Jr from Ghana, he says something abt a transaction for 'someone' and mentioned London. He gave me his number so if he is yours and you want his number..pm me. I played nice and just took a message
http://media.putfile.com/Barr-Bediako-Jr-frm-Ghana
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:55 pm |
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Might be getting a call from or my sister: or someone else at the
You can choose to be my character: or the annoying secretary who shall NOT be told any details about the investigation because she is sleeping with my husband and will surely tell him that I have been scammed AGAIN!
Or, you can do your usual confused blond thing. Either way, have fun! |
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bloo_shooz
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Oct 2006
Posts: 5
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:19 pm |
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Hey VP!!
Ok, you may get a call from a woman calling herself Sandra, asking for Alan.
You are my (angry) wife but a little hard of hearing, I am not home and probably out shagging some tart..
Your dumb blonde thing would be great!! Thank you!! |
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 5:05 pm |
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You may get another call from my lad to clear up the pizza and beer thing, as I've told him that you have been out and bought a new dress, and some undies because you're expecting him to show up with takeaway food and alcohol. |
_________________ Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:21 pm |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:45 pm |
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I have been trying to get these guys to use the Scrooge modality to get their money, and they are getting pretty pissed. Your phone call didn't help much either. (Great job by the way... "I'll spank your bottom!" - Classic! )
They have told me if I am not serious and cannot rectify (actually the word they used was retify...) the situation that I should get my money back and forget it.
I think I will. |
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frankspencer970
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 85
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:48 pm |
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VP,
You may or may not get a call from Pastor James asking for Mrs Swetty La'Betty. Mrs La'Betty is the accountant for I.T.V.S.
Ive told him to explain that he is Pastor James and that he is retrieving the mctn for Mr Ben Gee.
He may try to give you a really long password so that he can get the code.
Play how you see fit.
Thanks in advance.
Frank. |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:17 pm |
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I love how you can hear someone being arrested in the background right at the start of the first Mike call - possibly a cafe raid? |
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Mr Bucket
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:43 pm |
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Boy are my lads lazy! I have another lad for you Vp. Peter Liu from "Air Parcel Express" spent 2 hours on Saturday night answering questions trying to get his MTCN. He will want to speak to my character, Tony Hart, the owner of "Hartbeat art and craft supplies" in London. I get the feeling he doesn't like security verification as he's trying to get me to collect the MTCN for him. I think he will have to be persuaded to answer some more questions have fun. |
_________________ "Don't you have a mobile number on which to call you at will? i suppose it is important to put women aside and talk man-to-man" - Mohammed A.
"Our law firm hereby refer you to detract from such statement that are highly defamatory to the integrity of this good law Chambers ,because legal proceedings could be instituted against you for such phrases" - Barrister Terry Williams
"It's not fair the way you are going about this business transaction.You act as if you have nothing to gain" - Dr. Mrs Mariam Abacha |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:16 pm |
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Some..well most are too lazy and cheap to call...which makes it ever so special when they do make the effort. They would rather just have the mtcn and be done with it..but thats no fun..not without answering loads of questions and many many trips to the WU office
I seem to get the lads that are even too lazy to call me in my baits..so don't be worried you will find an entertaining one sooner or later and answering questions is a great start!
@bud...Me thinks I had the cops tv show playing in the background |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:18 pm |
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VP you might get a call from a Mr. Le0nard as I can't quite understand what he wants from me You are my old circus partner, your name is Rad1 As10n. |
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:37 am |
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VP ..... you have an above average chance of an incoming call for Tracey (aka Super Sexy Tracey). ...It should be from MR. VICENT ADAMS. from a security company.
It doesn't matter what you have to say ...I'll work round it |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:05 pm |
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@frankspencer970
Your Pastor James has called and of course gave me the really long code number but I said he should have a password too Then I asked him why he could not get the MTCN on his own..yadda yadda. I told him I will investigate so he will call me back soon I will post the calls later..just wanted to let you know |
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frankspencer970
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 85
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:36 pm |
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Cheers VP, I was wondering when he would call, this lad is a real dope!
Ill now slap him for forgetting the password |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:28 pm |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:25 pm |
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Just out of curio, how much do you reckon the average call will be from West Africa..? |
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frankspencer970
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 85
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:40 pm |
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VP,
Thanks for uploading the audio, I look forward to having a listen this evening. The pass phrase should be been BIG BEANS TRUMP ME BEND BACKSHOT, but I guess he was stuggling with that.
Ive made the pass phrase a little easier in case he decideds to call again, I think that BEANS MEANS FARTS should be easier me thinks?
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:48 pm |
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VP,
The Reverend might get a call on your number nnnn419 from a poor dear widow named . Her husband was vice president of Sudan until he was killed in a mysterious helicopter crash in 2005. Now she says, "I have a problem I believe you will be of great assistance. Please kindly permit me to have your direct telephone numbers to enable me contact for better explanations."
I simply can't imagine what she's talking about, but do be a dear and let her explain everything to you in great detail and at great length! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:10 pm |
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+@Simba
It will cost the a couple quid per minute when they call me. It is a standard .35ppm plus the intl and mobile/cell phone charges...adds up to allotta dosh for friendly callers who just cannot seem to get any answers
++ I cannot understand who this lad wants and was so quiet it was hard for me to make any sense...He says he is from Air Parcel Air Frights..I think and his phone number resolves to China. Oh yeah, and he wants to send you an Emu
http://media.putfile.com/sending-an-Emu
++ Call for Mr. Adam from deaf bastard in Burkina Faso. Don't think we really resolved anything
http://media.putfile.com/4-Mr-Adam |
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Mr Bucket
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:36 am |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
++ I cannot understand who this lad wants and was so quiet it was hard for me to make any sense...He says he is from Air Parcel Air Frights..I think and his phone number resolves to China. Oh yeah, and he wants to send you an Emu
http://media.putfile.com/sending-an-Emu |
Thanks Vp, that was my lad, Peter Lui, asking for the artistic genuis Tony Hart. I must say I'm terribly looking foward to receiving this emu he's sending me� |
_________________ "Don't you have a mobile number on which to call you at will? i suppose it is important to put women aside and talk man-to-man" - Mohammed A.
"Our law firm hereby refer you to detract from such statement that are highly defamatory to the integrity of this good law Chambers ,because legal proceedings could be instituted against you for such phrases" - Barrister Terry Williams
"It's not fair the way you are going about this business transaction.You act as if you have nothing to gain" - Dr. Mrs Mariam Abacha |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:18 am |
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Peter Salt has just given Thompson Dankwa his wife's mobile number. You should get a call out of this, as he's called the K7 number five times. Unfortunately the school has a fault on their switchboard.
Peter is a lecturer at the in Glasgow, but is at home today because of the snow. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:15 pm |
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Just had a call from Soloman wanting to speak to Tony, he was not polite and seems to think that being pushy and rude will get him somewhere..I unfortunatly am a brick wall and love to respond with childish namecalling Me thinks you will get a complaining email that your ever so sweet and trusting (insert whoever I am here) has been annoying poor Soloman. I could hear him put me on speakerphone probably had his oga there
http://media.putfile.com/2TonyfrmSoloman
If he wishes to phone back I expect a serious ass kissing and a bunch of flowers |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:14 pm |
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Another call for Mike from your golddust selling lad from Ghana. I played nice today and he wants yo to travel to Ghana to see the dust for yourself..but of course he needs to move it there as it is somewhere else..something abt money So if there is a Safari chance I can play nice...I like safaris!!
http://media.putfile.com/4Mikefrm-ghana |
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Mr Bucket
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:34 pm |
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That was great Vp! You really told him whats what. That guy was for my character Tony Hart. You were right, I got an email from him, I think you hurt his feelings
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I called the number you gave me and a lady picked up the phone stared asking me question and insulting me with bad words pls as i said, if you really interested then call me. |
EDIT: Mr Mohammed may call for Baldrick in the coming days. You can play the idiot however you want, have fun |
_________________ "Don't you have a mobile number on which to call you at will? i suppose it is important to put women aside and talk man-to-man" - Mohammed A.
"Our law firm hereby refer you to detract from such statement that are highly defamatory to the integrity of this good law Chambers ,because legal proceedings could be instituted against you for such phrases" - Barrister Terry Williams
"It's not fair the way you are going about this business transaction.You act as if you have nothing to gain" - Dr. Mrs Mariam Abacha |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:12 pm |
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vp,
seeing your great work here gave me another idea. If this calls, she might initially just want to talk with However, I've just informed her that you are my most trusted and worthy associate, who is running the entire foundation in my absence, while I tour Africa delivering grant money to people. You are authorized to make grants of up to 10,000 pounds, but not before you are completely convinced and receive all documentation, of course. |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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