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Master Baiter Joined: 24 May 2006 Posts: 140

You may get a call for 3v@n Fl0w, do what you want, the mugu's a useless idiot.

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:04 pm

4Steven frm Wisdom, this lad has called twice for you and is very impatient, he will not wait while I go get you so why does he call if he does not want to talk?? He of course wants you to call him! Rolling Eyes

So if he is lucky enough to speak to ma again he will be told off for playing with the phone and sent home to his mommie. both calls are less than 1 min each

http://media.putfile.com/wisdom4steven1
http://media.putfile.com/wisdom4steven2

@adam12
You have really created a mess leaving your inept secretary in charge while you are away...I told you I needed email training as i simply do not understand how to check it...and how am I supposed to retrieve the money back from WU when you sent it..I told mark that it is out of our hands and he can complain to the WU disservice agents that you have given him the number too. first call only 1 minuet and 2nd one 4plus..we are both arguing at the same time so i dunno how the audio will play out...it seems that you have told us both very different things...'O' do hurry back as I do not want to inconvenience Mack any more than possible Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/SadMadMac1
http://media.putfile.com/SadMadMac4mins

Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 12:46 am

Well expect a call from asking for either , or . If you do, tell him that your Cousin and then blast him out of the water with some nice, ear splitting psychosis.

I wonder how my lad will react?

Remember: asking for .

Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 4:12 pm

I just love it when a 'plan' comes together Twisted Evil

Poor sad mack is being told one thing by adam12 and another thing by the secretary 'me' of course I am not really as competent as my 'boss' thinks I am.

http://media.putfile.com/sadmacktuewav

Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 9:48 am

Poor Sad Mack
It seems that he is STILL having probs getting the money how long has it been now..1 month +++ Twisted Evil

I have told him that you would not be home for about two weeks...and as usual he was not listening to me...then finally when he figured out what 2 weeks was...he was not happy. I sure hope I did not mislead him and cause any unnecessary stress for him, I did thank him for the $500 earlier this morning though so he does not need to worry about you not paying me now Wink

Expect more emails..and once he comes up with a plan..I am positive he will call back.

http://media.putfile.com/sadmac21may

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 7:00 pm

@Slightlyoutofit

Yeah thats the one he called today when I was on the road and he was not too happy when I told him you said his work was rubbish Razz

He said he was going to check his email and truely sounded very dismayed at the thought of you not liking his piccys..I sure hope you do not crush his hopes and ambitions of scamming every last cent from you Laughing

I had a few other calls one from a vice president something from Ghana and I could not really understand him so I let him do most of the talking so he will no doubt email whoever

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Mar 2007 Posts: 61

@ VP
Thanks for taking care of "my Hemmaroid" whils't work commitments have kept me occupied for the last couple of weeks. He is actually '' who is being baited by other eater members.
An ASEM sent him off script,and he conveiniently adopted his new name that I put into the email.

'Suesan' --the victim, is a pregnant,deserted woman who he is trying to scam out of her last few dollars.She has been very sick,and been in hospital and unable to answer emails,Ive hinted that Suesan may be interested in a 'relationship' and possibly visit him, and he is VERY keen to pursue that option.
Suesan won't make the payment untill he has called her,and provided more details of his "honesty"

It would be great to hear 'Hemaroid and Sue' hit it off.

Thanks
Dan

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:18 pm

vpmanchester wrote:

Call from Andrew saying he finished the templates and has emailed them to you for your perusal

Ya mean Angel? As in Angel Rich?
I got the photos today but they're crap. The first photos are always crap. For some reason the lads don't understand what an attachment is and they never actually photograph the template. This spastard is no exception.
He's got to take them again.
Expect him to ring again when I slap him for his shoddy work. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:25 pm

^^^ battyboi called you today to see how you were doing after 'the accident' Laughing

Call from Andrew saying he finished the templates and has emailed them to you for your perusal

Call for martin, guess he just wanted to say hello as he did not leave a message

Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 10:32 am

This 'kamara' is an odd one. Seems to think his powers of pursuasion are superior by phone and he's dead keen to speak to me. I'm a 'surgeon' for God's sake - does he expect me to chat to him in the operating theatre? Endless Flextel voicemail at the moment, but he may well try you again.

'Battyboy' in the meantime has had his legs severely slapped for putting me in the poo with the FSA. Seems he's given me 'dodgy' bank account details that could be under investigation by the Regulators! Last thing I need - just coming out of hospital as well! He's not having a lot of luck getting his money and may be getting desperate for a chat.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:12 pm

I had a few calls today and not able to track them all, as I is easily confused Very Happy

. So if your lad says he spoke to me he probably did as I have had a few differnt ones that I have not 'bonded' with yet Smile

As for SadMax he called earilier and was rather pleased that you have made the payment and wanted to know if you had given me the $500 yet, I told him not yet as you were out of the office. But he was happy enough and said to check your email. Then he called back later and said he wants you to re-scan the MTCN as it is too blurry and he cannot read it Rolling Eyes

I said that he sure has alot of problems and asked if these kind of things always happen to him Twisted Evil

. I told him i would pass his message to you but I assume he is using the wrong computer or program to open the picture as there is not usally problems with this type of thing but he did not agree with me Wink

Couple calls from the Hemmoroid again and I keep giving him a hard time trying to figure out why he wants U..but he is patient..too bloody patient.

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:32 pm

That's kinda what I figured, but I get contacted by several banks in Nigeria, so I have no fricken clue who it was Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ The CBN is the Central Bank of Nigeria:

www.cenbank.org

Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:04 pm

Quote:

President of CBN (didn't give me a name ) wants maybe Mrs Ellis or something similar

That may have been for me (looking for Mr. Enis) but I don't know who or what the hell CBN is.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 94

Apparently my pet thinks you're doing a really good job. Perhaps it's time for a raise ?

Quote:

Hello N4than B3rkley,
Thank be to you .....
I was the person that called your Secretary yesterday that I wan't to change my Information, I mean, I don't wan't you to send the money to USA again, But its was unfornately that when i came to the Net, I saw your message ..
No problem give the Secretary the $500 as i have promise .Alright..
Tell her i was the same M4rk Fr33man that called her yesterday and tell her that she is doing a great job.

I replied back that I believe Dam Juma called again and requested that the money be sent to the UK, because Mr. Freeman wants to collect the money through a US contact...

Obviously all this misinformation is going to delay payment unfortunately. Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

Quote:

Call for Gary Edward maybe? from Barr David.

That is probably my barrister who is getting a little frustrated since he can't get me on the phone.
I've told him our marriage is falling apart because you are tired of talking to the people who keep calling me.

Quote:

from BARRISTER S0L4N0 DAVID <[email protected]>
to Gary 3dm0nd <[email protected]>
date May 16, 2007 8:19 PM
subject Re: Barrister Solano David
signed-by yahoo.com
mailed-by yahoo.com
Dear Gary,
Thank for your mail.I will call you by 8am tomorrow morning,so please stay glued to your phone by 8am so that we can talk.
I need to advice you on certain things.
Talk to you tomorrow morning,
Bye
Barrister S0l4n0

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 7:47 pm

OK here's a couple days of lads:

SadMack freeman has called about a thousand times which is actually quite slow for him Laughing

He needs his money..yadda yadda..a few days worth of that and today he said that he does not want his money wired to the USA but send it now to the UK, so I accused him of being dam juma trying to pull a fast one again as the REAL mack said to NEVER send money to the UK. He begged and pleaded and tried to get me to belive is really is who he says he is..I just said 'OK dam juma whatever you say' so now he is really stressing and trying to convince the unconvincable Laughing

FooFoo has called about the transfer we spoke and he gave me his email to give to chris as I had not seen him all day..I usually keep him on for quite a few minutes too..so thats good Laughing

which is probably tied in to that reply ^^

Some Hemmoroid has been calling for Susan, he is not too chatty but tries to be polite and just wants me to tell you he called

Kamara??(sp) 4 Charles croker..your new lad, nothing exciting just gave me his phone number to pass on

President of CBN (didn't give me a name Rolling Eyes

) wants maybe Mrs Ellis or something similar..it was a crap connection I really thought a man of his caliber would not have such problems but I really could not understand who he was asking for.

Call for Gary Edward maybe? from Barr David. He says he is your long time friend and wants to speak to you..I asked if he was ur boyfriend because you like men..he laughed and said nooooo I am not like that. Really got him off guard, I went to go get you and he hung up after a couple mins. He did not ask who I was so you can say I am 'cousin, wife, gfriend..etc' and was playing with him about you liking blokes Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 23

You might get a few calls with the little fellas proclaiming "Looky Mynards have finally dropped." That is the code word my secretary, Miss Fellatio, uses to know if a call is legitimate and she puts it through to Looky Mynards. They start to get annoyed when they call my K7 number and they never get through to me. Burn up their minutes!

Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:39 am

Fofo has been great fun. Just when he thought he figured out how to get his receipt. He acused you of being "sound minded" so I slapped him an put you in a wheelchair. So sorry. Very Happy

Quote:

Dear Sank0h F0fana,
� � � � � Are you an idiot? Did you ride to school on the short bus? Did I not explain to you that he was asaulted when he was going to meet you? Show some humanity, you ungrateful prick. He has not been the same since that day. How DARE you!
� �Of course he is drinking now, HE IS MY PARTNER you twit.
Half the money is his, are you stupid ?

� � �Should I forward your Email to him?�How would the poor man feel then, he is so upset because he sent $36,000 US dollars to Kevin.
�
�IF YOU DONT SHOW SOME PATIENCE AND DIGNITY FOT THIS POOR MAN WE WILL FIND SOMEONE ELSE you dumb Moron! After all you have shipped NOTHING!

As for my secretary, all she can do is answer the phone, she is in
a wheelchair and can barely turn on the computer.

I expect a written apology from you explaining this outrageous behavior or our business is over!

Warmest Regards, Joe Benny

On Tue, 15 May 2007 02:35:04 -0700 sank0h f0fana
<[email protected]> wrote:
>DEAR JOE BENNY,
>
>IT IS REALLY DISAPPOINTING AND SADDENING TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE
>USING A
>HABITAL DRUNKARD LIKE MR CHRIS ISAACS TO RUN YOUR BUSINESS
>OPERATIONS.SINCE
>YOU ARE STILL IN NIGERIA AND AWAY FROM YOUR BASE,KINDLY MAKE SURE
>YOU USE A
>SOUND MINDED PERSON THIS TIME AROUND TO REMIT THE FUNDS TO ME AS
>WE
>ORIGINALLY AGREED.
>
>IAM REALLY TIRED AND FED UP WITH THIS PRESENT HITCHES AND DELAYS
>CAUSED BY
>MR CHRIS ISAACS DRINKING ATTITUDE.YOUR SECRETARY EILEEN IS A SOUND
>MINDED
>PERSON.YOU CAN INSTRUCT HER TO DO THE TRANSFER ON YOUR
>BEHALF,SINCE MR CHRIS
>ISAACS HAVE SHOWN HIMSELF TO BE UNRELIABLE.
>
>ON MY OWN PART,I HAVE BEEN PATIENT WITH YOU ALL THIS WHILE.IT WILL
>BE MORE
>IDEAL AND PROPER FOR YOU TO BE SERIOUS WITH ME FROM HENCEFORTH.ALL
>THE
>EXCUSES YOU HAVE BEEN GIVING ME IS ENOUGH.JUST INSTRUCT YOUR
>SECRETARY TO DO
>THE TRANSFER ON YOUR BEHALF.TELL HER TO SCAN THE BANK TRANSFER
>PAYMENT SLIP
>TO ME VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY SHE HAS EFFECTED THE
>TRANSFER.
>
>BELOW ARE THE DETAILS OF MY RECEIVING BANK ACCOUNT ONCE AGAIN:
>
>NAME OF BANK:Standard Chartered Bank New York
>For Account number 3582092805001
>SWIFT CODE: SCBLUS33XXX
>In the name of: Unibank Ghana Ltd.
>P.O. Box AN 15367, Accra North
>BENEFICIARY: Awo Pomaah Ventures
>ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0320201430814
>
>WHAT IS THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF MONEY TO BE TRANSFERRED TO MY
>DESIGNATED BANK
>ACCOUNT?LET ME HAVE YOUR ANSWER URGENTLY.
>
>I AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE.
>
>YOURS SINCERELY,
>SANK0H F0FANA
>TEL:00233 244 141930.
>
>

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 May 2007 Posts: 2

Your way is best, Sensei VP. My next scammer might have to get in touch with my wife.

Us decadent Northern European women. Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 9:48 pm

FooFoo called today and wanted to know if the transfer had been done and wanted to contact chris Issacs..yadda yadda. I told him that I think the transfer had been made and I was under the impression that he had spoken to him already. Then he said that he needs the transfer slip emailed to him because that is the only way he can get money from the bank he needs proof..huh..wtf Question (loose translation..it is someone else's account and he needs proof that his money is in it..more likely, ya think?) anywhoo the account side of it is now in alans capable hands and they can take action as needed Very Happy .

I am getting lads mixed up, so if I give you strange info let me know..I have a couple expecting payment and a couple with banking dets so blondness being blondness i get Foo Foo & Emmanule mixed up. I have the lad names ok (me thinks) but I get who belongs to who confused. I do have it written down somewhere, next to that shopping list I think...............

Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 12:52 am

Thanks VP,Youre to kind to Fo fo. Good chance his bank account got shut down, turned in the details a couple of weeks ago to alan. I'll leave him with that for the weekend.. Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:55 pm

p3t3r k4lu will be calling for the god doctor. This guy has already told me bye and when I said bye back he came crawling. abuse him. he needs a big slap[/mask]

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:54 pm

Here are todays cheerful chats Laughing

MadMac is now SadMac as he is very upset that he cannot get HIS money and he is sooo far in debt now...anyone wanna sub him? Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/SadMac1226

Call 4Martin from Golddust lad from Ghana
http://media.putfile.com/4Martin958

Call 4 Richard abt those piccys you sent, lad was too lazy to check his email and called me before he even looked.. Rolling Eyes

mildly slapped and he thanked me for it
http://media.putfile.com/4Richard107

Another call from FooFoo and he is concerned abt Issacs drinking and my inability to operate a computer or cell phone as I am 64 and do not understand these things
http://media.putfile.com/FooFoo233

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:13 pm

^^^^Blaaa Blaaaa Blaaaa Yawnnnnn Rolling Eyes

Well I aint bovvered! Laughing

He has called today, whinging the same story and demanding that YOU listen to HIM and he needs HIS money boo hooo he is in debt and owes people money (for huge phone bills I would assume)
I will post it later, funny now he is only ringing once a day..me thinks he has borrowed up and now has no mates to give him phone credit Twisted Evil

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