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Raoul Duke
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL VP, I hope so Laughing

He's probably terrifed to talk to you in case he causes offence...and has to write another apology.

I think this is the third written apology I've had from him...Very Happy

Oh dear, it's a shame is so busy that he can't take calls himself. Twisted Evil

If he offends you again I'll ask him to send you an apology on "Country Companions" notepaper...

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing
Haha..just toooooo funny!! wonder if he was the one that rang today and hung up as soon as he heard my voice Twisted Evil

I cannot read that good enough, I like my apologies on lined paper only..and of course with pink and yellow hedgehogs on the stationary Wink

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Raoul Duke
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, my lad sent this to apologise for his lewd behaviour in trying to chat you up over the phone the other week. Very Happy



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Oops, there's his number...please don't phone the lad to order takeaway, takeout or carryout or to enquire about evening classes in underwater basket weaving.

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".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Flextel can be found at:
https://www.flextel.ltd.uk/cgi-bin/secure.sh
It is basically a free UK mobile phone number that you can have transferred to your mobile or home phone and it cost .35pence per minute plus whatever the intl charges are when lads ring it.

Krona is in the USA and has figured out how to use it there perhaps you could pm him for more info as he had quite a time before he got it working correctly, so if Canadian phone lines are similar to the US system then maybe you can get it set up.

I do not think there is an North American equivelent for Flextel, but there are other options. Have you gone through the Free good stuff for baiters sticky, they have lots of good info. Laughing

Welcome aboard and bait safe Laughing Laughing

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baldy
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello all. A n00b here with three questions:

1) What's this Flextel,
2) how does it work, and
3) is there a Canadian equivalent?
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OduBuster
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm known to this Mugu as Hugh Janus Mr. Green
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OduBuster
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, your work is absolutely fab!
Can you wind up Smith Taylor if he rings (he's already rung my K Tel number...several times to no avail)
He has been begging for my number so I can conclude the advance fee with Washborn Securities" who are apparently in possession of his families $60M worth of assets (of which I will get 30%).

I've told him that I'm currently in a lot of business meetings both in the States and UK and do not want to be interrupted but may allow my PA to take a call. He is also aware that I have a very proactive sex life ...currently have about 6 chicks on a leash as well as a suspicious wife. Hence the reason why I need you to shield my calls.
So play it how you want from there.

Cheers! Laughing
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cheers Krona..great news on the Flextel working on the USA side...pass the news around and get everyone using it...I absolutely love it because they cannot Skype me and must pay the premium price for the privilege Laughing Laughing Even if I do get confused and long winded at times Twisted Evil

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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@vp, sorry that my friend Mr. Wong never called, I'll give him a very harsh talking-to about that. I'm trying to round up someone else to keep you occupied, this is now my quest.

By the way, my Flextel now works! I had a very nice long talk with a Barrister from Nigeria yesterday, I'm sure he's in for a surprise when he sees his phone bill. Forwarding an expensive Flextel number to a US phone can't possibly be cheap for him.

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Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo


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Cellphone x15 (RIP) United Kingdom x7 South Africa x1
Safari Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja Safari A new minister, Lagos-Benin City Safari The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Safari Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was drinkin beer and just thought a pizza sounded good...shame about the crap service though Twisted Evil Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL

Quote:
Dear Father xxx,
How are you doing today?i was lucky enough to get on the phone but she did not seem to be understanding what i was telling her.
What i want to know is the situation report concerning the money the bank wants you to send through me because they people at the bank are begining to get nervous over this.
Waiting to hear from you.


You doing great, VP

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only 2 calls received during our short little vacation.

One from a lad that used the name and he repeted quite a few times he was from sadly he would not leave a message with me.

C'mon Krona where are my lads? I want to order a pizza with them Wink The last one I ordered pizza from is really slow...after about a five minute conversation telling him (he is abit thick) that I wanted the 20ft meaty meat pizza with extra meat, cheese, kittens, ice cream and turnips and plus the side orders..and he just didn't get the order right as it took many times to try and get thru to hime what it was I wanted...finally I thought he had it and I waited patiently but still no pizza Crying or Very sad

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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My pleasure, @vp. I had another email exchange with Mr. Wong this morning. I think he'd like it if you giggled at his name. I told him that you don't know much about this transaction (war fund in Iraq, yada yada) but you're as trustworthy as a platypus. I asked him to call very soon. Have fun!

By the way, I have to retract the offer on the Killian's, as it has gone missing this morning. And I have a headache.

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The baiter formerly known as Krona

Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo


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Cellphone x15 (RIP) United Kingdom x7 South Africa x1
Safari Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja Safari A new minister, Lagos-Benin City Safari The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Safari Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)

pony <----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
pony Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL....I sure hope you are not my ex-hubby Gnasher!! Razz

@Krona thanks for sending more my way..still early yet but I hope its not a quiet weekend Wink I used to drink a few pitchers of Killian's in my younger days...funny they call it an Irish beer..when I was pub crawling through Dublin I never once saw an ad for it Very Happy

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Gnasher
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Probably the story of VP's life Laughing Laughing
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Left Hand Luke
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, thanks for that. Will slap him for not lasting long....
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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@vp - you've been so helpful to me with the Flextel thing (which STILL does not work for me Mad ) - and here I am letting you get so bored! Will you accept my humblest apologies and a case of Killian's Red (a very nice US beer)?

Right, I'm off to the surplus lads forum, just for you, dear. I am not sure if I can get them to ring you up in time to save your weekend but I'll have someone for you to play with soon.

Edit: you might receive a call from a Mr. Wong about a war fund in Iraq. If he calls you "Boopsie" it isn't my fault.

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The baiter formerly known as Krona

Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo


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Cellphone x15 (RIP) United Kingdom x7 South Africa x1
Safari Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja Safari A new minister, Lagos-Benin City Safari The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Safari Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)

pony <----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
pony Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
Mortar x21
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@LHL
your lad called twice for Cleo, I told him to wait a minute and I would go and get her...he was impatient both times and waited literally a minute each time...you should slap and say you went to the phone twice and no one was there Laughing (I was doing my lil ole lady impression...but some lads think it is a child..so I dunno who I was then)

I welcome all your lads to call, it has been really quite lately and getting a few one bells and a couple that play the hello game with me for a few minutes, but never seem to say anything else...and one that oddly sounded like a fax.....nevermind I never ever hang up first, it's thier dime so I let them get the most out of it...whatevr game they want to play Laughing Although I haven't had a good argument for about a week or so Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, this is awesome! I'd like to send you my pet, . It is a dying woman script, and he is the barrister. I am . He has a bit of an English accent, but he is in Nigeria. I told him I live in London. He is one of the smarter lads. I haven't told him who you are, so take your pick and have fun. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wants them to pay by WU to transfer money between two RBS accounts. If I don't get chance to SkypeOut him today, I'll give him your number.

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Left Hand Luke
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, he wants $5,500 USD and Cleo is supposed to show up with a letter of credit for 10,000 USD, so she is going to want some change off of that.

I told him your number was a satallite phone.

'tis a great thing you are doing.
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahhhhh gotcha, he probably will call back tonight because he says it is urgent I return his call.....as I am an hour late I expect it any moment..he also told me he has Adobe so it will show any picture LOL.

EDIT: he really is in the UK too

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Left Hand Luke
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The bad piccy guy was for me, he said the same thing in an email.

Sent him a renamed dll, this time will send him a 3x3 pixel picture.

Thanks for helping out. I'm supposed to be traveling over there Nov 18th, so things might get a bit hariy for Cleo Torus.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Raoul
Ahh ok, I had a hard time understanding him, and when he read off the company or who they are supposed to be I though he said bla bla bla petroleum..could be anything Laughing

@@I also had a call tonight not sure who for if it is the same lad ^^but he gave his phone number as a UK oneending in . I was watching TV and couldn't be bothered with him at them moment so I told him I had a meeting and would call him back. He mentioned that you are planning on traveling to him and wanted to know If I had the money ready of course I told him yes I had the cash and I am awaiting confirmation of the travel details. Also your picture you/I sent was unreadable I told him it must be his machine because it was fine at my end..he kept telling me to go to the nearest internet cafe and resend the piccy WTF Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, You're apparently still in business, so expect a call from either Chichi James or Phillip Ejor asking for B4rry K0j0. They have a big check for B4rry and want $285 for courier and insurance. B4rry has said he'll come to Nigeria and pick up the check, and that they should call his office at your # to arrange things.

And thanks for this great service. Personally, I can't stand to talk with a lad more than a minute at most, so you're really helping.

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