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3strikes_out
419Eater is my life


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Location: Los Poblanos, Los Chilangos... de Durango...de Sonora...Sinaloa


PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@vpmanchester: My lad is hopefully going to be calling you to get his tracking number that I called you with. You are the bf of Luis Hernandez who was killed in a car accident last December. Please be distraught Very Happy. The pet's name is cyril alllan. Payment was made from Mexico.

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Dear steve,
i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele

But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal

...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo
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LordKaT
Master Baiter


Joined: 20 Apr 2004
Posts: 186


PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey vp, just a heads up:
Sbaitso's bait didn't go so well. I couldn't get the bastard off script and he dumped me, ah well.

But, there's a new fish on the hook: Willy F. He'll be calling looking for Vinny Testaverde, AKA New York Vinny.

I could use my psycho ex girlfriend who stole my phone to answer the call Wink
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

clapping

That's cute....yummmm ice cream
such a charming lad Rolling Eyes
my mind really is a terrible thing, I just never know where it will take me

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schmoebob
Master Baiter


Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...


PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh yes, he has offered to beat the hell out of your cheating, abusive husband and his girlfriend too!

Quote:
will you want me to give them both my bitter drink that has an ice cream cover LOL


Thanks for giving this bait an entirely new direction! Laughing
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well it sure has been a good day for the lads Twisted Evil

@schmoebob
I just kept making up stuff as he went along and what really made me laugh was the last call, just to tell me he would call back in 2 hours , which he has not yet. I think the 2nd convo had him thinking and he if trying to think of a way to scam me now too. Laughing

Ah well all in a good days work Very Happy Keep up the good work baiters...I am open to suggestions to use on my storylines..I am only really creative when beer is added...but sober I am not a sharp Wink

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schmoebob
Master Baiter


Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You. Are. My. Hero.

I was laughing so hard at trying to convince you to give him the money that a coworker thought something was wrong with me. She walked in my office and I was hunched over the desk with my head in my hands and my shoulders shaking! Seriously, this is precious! Especially when you started quizzing him about his accent.

Quote:
I am Spanish, but I am a British soldier


and then, you gave me the new direction for this bait:

Quote:
You know any good guys in London who can kick his ass for me?... you gonna get someone to beat my husband up?...you know how to kick somebody's ass proper don't 'ya?


I think my sister is going to become VERY cooperative all of a sudden, if this lad will agree to do harm to her husband!

@vp: You are the queen of rock. There is none higher...

BTW, this is the voice of the initiator of the Saddam Scam thread.

edited to add the thread reference...
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Left Hand Luke
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 27 Jun 2006
Posts: 37


PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Oh Dear Cleo the EFCC wants to help you out


Thanks, that was funny, he didn't even get the "Where is Algeria?" bit.

oh well. He is messing with my CleoTours, which always excites me.
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Mr Bucket
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 53
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Major James Glenn, who claims to be a British Army officer, should be calling to speak to Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Im afraid the good Captain is on the bridge of the Enterprise and is thus unable to talk. Please slap him if he mispronounces my name Wink

Have fun with my new friend Twisted Evil
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@schmoebob
Your lad is ever so keen, but he is trying to persuade me to pay up without telling what you spent the money on!! Then I make another off that he seems real keen on Wink 3 calls in 30 minutes!!! I hope you have told him I am as nutty as you are.

http://media.putfile.com/iraqsamson1
http://media.putfile.com/schmoebobIraqsamson2
http://media.putfile.com/Iraqsamson3

+++++++++++++++++
I cannot remember who this is for
Barr-frm-Africa-4-someone-moving-frm-USA2UK

http://media.putfile.com/Barr-frm-Africa-4-someone-moving-frm-USA2UK

++++++++++++++++++

Oh Dear Cleo the EFCC wants to help you out Wink
http://media.putfile.com/Cleotaurus-and-the-EFCC

++++++++++++++++++++++

@Simba
I am trying to be sad and pathetic with Jimbo, he doesnt really care and just wants the money re-sent. Cue in multipe personality abt now Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/jimbo-for-sarah-25Jan

All this before 10:30am!! Laughing the day looks promising!

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Simba
master of subtlety


Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Are you sure that Barrister Nanashat was really using a telephone, or was he just shouting across the Ocean...?

That was absolutely priceless.... Laughing
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beavis
419Eater is my life


Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Posts: 422
Location: Your neighborhood; randomly starting fires.


PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sorry VP, my company has just sent me to the Ivory Coast. So I'm gone if anyone calls. Thanks for the brilliant work; my lads are all very happy to talk to someone live and they are far more optimistic about life because of you.

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"It is possible that we are dealing an insane person"
"if you have no better things to do its better you hang your self, you bastard junkie"
"I SAW YOU TO BE IN BONDAGE"
"all we need from you sincerety , honesty and fear of the Lord. Since we know how to reach you in U.S."
"Do not let me die, this is all i have left." "I'm almost dead of expectation and promises" "my debts are pilling up daily"
"i now sleep in a nearby cafe just to be sure i respond to your mail right on time."
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Shadowplay
Elite Baiter


Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 1323
Location: Still in the wild


PostPosted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, Teddybell ask me to say Hi to you. Very Happy

Quote:
pls ur groundmum no me now, u can say hi to her 4 me


Welcome Ritchie!

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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@beavis
I sure hope you do not miss your lad again...I told him that you have been trying to call him...says he has his phone by his pillow and will answer it this time..........Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...bless Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Nanashat-for-beavis3

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schmoebob
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

OK, just gave your number to some numpty at some law enforcement division in Nigeria who is about to arrest some HUDLUMS and recover some of my money. Laughing

No clue what name they will give you, but you can tell them whatever you want. The more "blonde" and clueless the better! Twisted Evil

Have fun!
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter


Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK


PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I swear at one point I heard "Barrister Nahasapiemapetilan"

Mind you my issue with eating too many pear drops is getting rather well known...

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...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh*
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It plays back much much clearer than it really is. But I do try to get them to speak as loud as possible as I really do think that everyone around him should know he is a well respected Barrister Twisted Evil

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Azure Sonnet
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm surprised you couldn't hear him without the telephone, he was shouting that loudly!

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...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh*
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@beavis
My your Barrister is quite talkitive, but will not elaborate about the wildlife in Africa , too bad about the crap reception and the lack of credit on his phone..me thinks he will call back Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Nanashat-for-beavis

Oops I have not finished this one yet and he has called back. He must have found some extra credit from somewhere!! It is most urgent for you to call him. Don't make a liar out of me Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Nanashat-for-beavis2


@Mabozza
can't you tell I am a customer service rep in 'every country' and at 'every company' Wink

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Mabozza Ritchie
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just joined, and have spent two hours laughing my way through various stories.
I LIKE this! And hope to get involved at some point, once I've worked my way through the FAQs.
Howevvah....
I'm a WEE bit worried about someone who enjoys receiving so many abusive phone calls.
Honey, you should do this professionally. Twisted Evil


PS. Just kidding. Good luck! Very Happy

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3strikes_out
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Great telephone calls vp!

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Dear steve,
i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele

But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal

...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good going baiters!! I will look forward to chatting with all my new 'friends' Twisted Evil

@dagget
Oh yes, I love those 4mb dll's , but I simply refuse to send both id's so he will most likely be happy with the one he gets Laughing but if he calls to complain I shall tell him about his crap computer and sugest some upgrades..any ideas on good 'upgrade' names? I know the normal stuff but do like to get abit more flamboyant when poss

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dagget
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is the reply goldfish sent me after speaking on the phone to you..

Quote:
Your travelling to Spain for the claim of the fund is very important as the security House in Spain would want to see you in Person to be able to complete the modalities in claiming the fund.
However,for such claim to be possible I have to send to them your identity,this include your scanned copy of Driver's Licence or international passport.And thereafter,you shall open communication with the security House where more explanation on how to claim the fund shall be made known to you.

Please I want you to understand that every bit of words I mention here in this mail is of the truth and trust.I want you to be committed to this project to enable us actualise it.Let me have the scanned copy so that I can forward it to them to get you incorporated in the security House as the geniune beneficiary of the fund


Bit more coherent this time but at least he slipped modalities in. Sent him a 4mb .dll

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I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?

United Kingdom Closed lad accounts X24 Sand Timer 1 X 2.5 years
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schmoebob
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just sent a PM... be expecting a call from my pet in the next few days.

Thanks!
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Mr Bucket
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Utombi Jonas may be calling to speak to Jean-Luc Picard. After my character's promotion to the rank of "Admiral Arsebandit of the Fleet", I think Utombi is suspecting someone is winding him up. I've told him I may be on duty on the Enterprise, but he could speak to my head of communications instead.
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beavis
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

shall be calling for the American . He is busy or not available, washing dishes, whatever. The Barrister is trying to move cash out of Nigeria so this is "very urgent" business. Please don't be "very urgent" in letting her off of the phone Laughing

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"It is possible that we are dealing an insane person"
"if you have no better things to do its better you hang your self, you bastard junkie"
"I SAW YOU TO BE IN BONDAGE"
"all we need from you sincerety , honesty and fear of the Lord. Since we know how to reach you in U.S."
"Do not let me die, this is all i have left." "I'm almost dead of expectation and promises" "my debts are pilling up daily"
"i now sleep in a nearby cafe just to be sure i respond to your mail right on time."
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