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Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 37

Thanks, VP,
No Lamoden in my books. I listened to the recording (GREAt job, thats' one POed mugu), but didn't ring a bell. Might be from an old bait. I'll check again.

I just got one of those dmClub forwarding thingys, so you might not have Cleo to play around with...
cheers,
LHL

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:40 pm

Sgt Pepper AGAIN!!

Oh man your lad really really is ready for a tattoo, safari or pyrimid building..what a thicko!! I just know he is going to call back again Rolling Eyes

his 3rd call is 7 mins and 4th call is 5mins Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Sgt-Pepper-3
http://media.putfile.com/Sgt-Pepper-4

EDIT+++

He has called again!! 10 mins this time Shocked

I am now taking a break and diverting calls for abit..my voice is gone Laughing

The best bit is..he thinks I am the stupid one!!!
http://media.putfile.com/Sgt-Pepper-5---10mins

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:22 pm

@vp... Once again, priceless. I never expected that fool to actually call, I responded to his second (scripted) message with: "call me" and your numbers. Then he got back to me with:

Quote:

i have called my son Anderson to call you and explain the transaction detaild to you, please be free talk with him as he will brake down the moderlities inwhich this transaction will be carried out, please be around to pick up your phone because he will be calling you any time from this moment.

straight out of the blue! ("moderlities even Laughing

)

Worry not, I have let him know that your condition is controllable as long as you take your meds. He can keep talking to you as long as he is not rude... Cool

Trying to get some pics out of him, since he offered of course. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:13 pm

@H8 LOL, sounds good to me Laughing

Isn't it funny how they grovel and act sincere because they want to bleed every penny from you and have absolutly no remorse..bastards! Evil or Very Mad

@Dick Cox
Three calls in a row!! After failing with me on the 1st call they changed tactics. They then got cut off on the 2nd call but soon called back to finish. I made great friends with them and even spoke to his children, now you are to phone him back when you get time...burned up quite a few of his phone charges today Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Dick-Cox-1----2mins
http://media.putfile.com/Dick-Cox-2---5mins
http://media.putfile.com/Dick-Cox-3---6mins

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:06 pm

Hi VP

Told you I'd get that thug to apologize. His name is John Koffi. He's going to
be doing a lot more of it I suspect. Very Happy

Did I hear something about sending
you some flowers? Cool

I do believe a box of chocolates is order as well!

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:44 pm

It's a lovely day in the neighborhood

++ Sgt Pepper
You had 2 calls the first was quite short and the second abit longer, but we had some confusion because I thought he was someone else and only after he explained everything did I twig that he really wanted you and not me Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Sgt-Pepper1-short-talk
http://media.putfile.com/sgt-pepper-2----7minute-talk

++Apology from Koffee
I dont think I have his name right but I got an apology and he listened to all my woes why I am so sad and angry..Africa's equivelent to Dr Phil Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Koffee-Apology-6-minutes

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:27 pm

Quote:

I am going to report you for acting like a twat and being mean to me

Superb as usual, VPManchester. Like the giggle at the end too.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 94

Mr. Willi4ms may call for N4th4n B. My Fake Lads' (his real name is d4m jum4, M4rk 4lex is just another alias) latest attempt to chop Mr. Willi4ms dollar failed, after I realized what was going on. Needless to say, it freaked out Mr. Willi4ms when he thought I sent $10,000 to the fake lad. I didn't send the money.

Mr. Willi4ms needs to fill out the form for the bank.

Hopefully he will be feeling better, after being in the hospital for a week (i.e. Internet caf� was shut down for maintenance). Make sure he is feeling better.

Quote:

I have been indisposed and hospitalized since 25th january 2007 for typhord but dischange from hospital on 28th january 2007. A sincerely sorry for not have mailed you all this while .Notwithstanding, I've filled the form you sent , just to send then only. Nevertheless i do not know MR 4LEX M4RK or heard of NIGER1AN INVEST1GATION DEPARTMENT in Nigera.

May i say , Mr 4lex is a pure fraud (scam), hope you've not sent any money to him.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 9:46 pm

Oh Dear Mr Lamoday wanted to speak with Cleo Taurus last time now he asks for sounds like Hugh Anus?? Or Troy?? I had him in my records for cleo..but so many lads gets me confussed

Is that you Left Hand Luke??
He really really does not like me...you can hear the frustration in his voice challenging me and threatening to report ME and my attitude to you. I told him of course he will belive me Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Mr-Lamoday-EFCC-for-cleo

Time to go watch Shameless for abit of culture Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:25 pm

Hey Simba,
Dont for get to tell Jimbo about the Haggis riding contest as well, I am sure he will be interested Wink

+++
Here is a mystery voice
http://media.putfile.com/mystery-voice
He asked for maybe Veronica? Eliza? or somethin that ended in Ka. I was frying some nice ribeyes hence the noise I blamed on him. After playing this back I am none the wiser. Maybe he will call back at a better time than tea time, cuz I don't stop cookin for no one Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Gracias vp,

that was the lawyer yoyo, i keep questioning the account details for his "fees" so i had time to send them to alan.

Hilda still refuses to call and apologise btw, so i may have to not pay the lawyer fees now..lol. yoyo will be upset! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:01 pm

Oops! You may be getting a call very shortly from one Anderson looking for

I didn't really expect them to make a call, just gave your number as a lark really... No background on this story at all, just the standard relocate scam...

Have fun!

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:14 pm

Oh VP.....

Whats happened to our once Jolly Jimbo...??

He sounds all mister grumpy pants....... Laughing

I'll send him that scanned security form a little later this evening, after a few more nice scenic shots of Highland cattle...He'll like that... Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:08 pm

@Simba
Well our Jimbo is getting abit adgitated at my 'blondness' (good thing he cannot see my spelling Shocked

). He says that he did not recive the form that I know I sent and he claims to only receive piccys of the towns I have been in??? He thinks he is confused now!! Twisted Evil

Lemme know the next move.

http://media.putfile.com/Jimbo-wants-forms

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:21 pm

2 Calls for Mr Issac

1st call is the standard and after I 'go and get him' nothing happens after that and he waits for about 40 seconds b4 hanging up
http://media.putfile.com/4-Mr-Issac-1

2nd call is rather short. When I mention ASBO's I am talking about Anti Social Behavior Order (eaiser to google if your country does not have them)
http://media.putfile.com/4-Mr-Issac-2

++++++++++++++++++

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:48 am

VP, advance warning on a couple of potential callers.

(1) may call asking for V3r0nica F3ssacci0n3 regarding a 10kg purchase of Ghanian Gold. As it is early in the bait you have a reasonable amount of freedom. Playtime Laughing

(2) As this bait has been running for a reasonable time, extra care will be required. may call asking to speak with . Jenny is currently in London to attend a job interview later in the week. She has a sinus infection which has worsened and now speaks with a croaky voice. There may be some mention of gifts purchased. If Sam enquires, a nice Nokia GSM handset and a fancy HP laptop are still in Italy.

Also, Jenny has not been to the Ghanian Embassy yet but will do so on her return to Italy. Also mention looking forward to visiting Ghana if possible.

If Sam's questions become too probing, excuse yourself as you need to go to the bathroom urgently due to the dodgy curry last night.

Thanks in Advance.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Jan 2007 Posts: 4

I am having Mr. Pedro Pinto call you (Gracie Lou Freebush) to give you details on where to meet him in London... I told him that I will be coming to London on the 1st of February. I will keep him going when I am at the airport "looking for him".
Try acting like you don't know where he wants you to go and have him give out very detailed instructions. Maybe you'll get some cash out of him, lol Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

Don't worry about the confusion - you're doing better than I would if I was the one taking so many calls! I'll probably be paying attention to most of them now anyway since they're so entertaining. The guy who was yelling a page or two ago was excellent!

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

Right now all of mine are baited with the name "" - and I'm almost certain that most lads won't be able to pronounce at least the first name properly! Just a heads up if/when you get another of mine...

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:28 pm

Thats great Dolores !! Razz

I am glad you got it....sometimes I get sooo confused, I try to make some spell the names which is not only entertaining but helps me figure them out. I can only do that when I have a pen handy. Thats why I try to put some info about the call so the 'baiter' does not have to search though all of them so if there is a ??? on the 'who for' bit that means it is a maybe.

Keep us posted on your bait Wink

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

That is indeed mine! Thank you muchly!

Haha, it sounds like someone might actually try to find my AnHero Gardens address in a couple days... how unfortunate for the typo when I gave them the street name.

Thank you yet again - the content of that call gives me a ton of things to slap him for. Twisted Evil

Though I don't think I'll slap him for not knowing that Eliza is pronounced like the word LIES is in it. Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

No worries, I'm completely useless with accents, I'm surprised I could pick that name out! I've sent Delores a PM earlier, so hopefully this mystery will be solved soon.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:12 pm

Thanks Azure,
I thought it was one of yours, cheers for letting us know. I have a really hard time trying to decipher some accents Cool

++To Deloris Maybe? I posted this eariler but had the wrong name so this may be one of yours

Quote:

To Deloris?? They want Lisa?? EDITED
Apparently you are receiving a consignment on Weds..so have the $2500 in hand as you pay when you collect the consignment in London. I told him I was not you but he shared info freely.
http://media.putfile.com/Ms-Rosemary-Concignment-4-Azura

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

I thought the one for Azuria was for me, but he's actually asking for Eliza or Liza, and the address is completely different, so its not me...

[Edit] - Looks like he belongs to Delores above.

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:10 pm

@H8
yes, this lad needs to read and write over and over again what good manners are. I would tell you what they were but I am afraid I don't know what they are either Laughing

++This one sounded like This is Omar from...... can I speak to Adam
very, very impolite lad...needs a slap maybe a few slaps Wink

http://media.putfile.com/2Omar4Adam

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