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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

VP,

Thanks for uploading the audio, I look forward to having a listen this evening. The pass phrase should be been BIG BEANS TRUMP ME BEND BACKSHOT, but I guess he was stuggling with that.

Ive made the pass phrase a little easier in case he decideds to call again, I think that BEANS MEANS FARTS should be easier me thinks?

Frank

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:25 pm

Just out of curio, how much do you reckon the average call will be from West Africa..?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 3:28 pm

@ frank...
OK I think The good Pastor is done with me for abit Twisted Evil

Of course you may insist I know how to correct this problem...and I simply could not understand the password he said on his 4th call?? I think I messed up abit when you said

Quote:

Ive told him to explain that he is Pastor James and that he is retrieving the mctn for Mr Ben Gee.

I though it ment that he was collecting for one of his 'clients' . But it did not seem to matter much anyway
http://media.putfile.com/Pastor-James-1
http://media.putfile.com/Pastor-James-2
http://media.putfile.com/Pastor-James-3
http://media.putfile.com/Pastor-James-4

+++ More calls for Mike, he usally hangsup once he hears my voice but this last time I guess his friend could get through to me...although I am not sure if he hung up one me or just ran out of credit Wink

http://media.putfile.com/4-Mike-gold-dust-hangup

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

Cheers VP, I was wondering when he would call, this lad is a real dope!

Ill now slap him for forgetting the password Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 2:05 pm

@frankspencer970

Your Pastor James has called and of course gave me the really long code number but I said he should have a password too Twisted Evil

Then I asked him why he could not get the MTCN on his own..yadda yadda. I told him I will investigate so he will call me back soon I will post the calls later..just wanted to let you know Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 10:37 am

VP ..... you have an above average chance of an incoming call for Tracey (aka Super Sexy Tracey). ...It should be from MR. VICENT ADAMS. from a security company.

It doesn't matter what you have to say ...I'll work round it Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

VP you might get a call from a Mr. Le0nard as I can't quite understand what he wants from me Wink

You are my old circus partner, your name is Rad1 As10n.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:16 pm

Some..well most are too lazy and cheap to call...which makes it ever so special when they do make the effort. They would rather just have the mtcn and be done with it..but thats no fun..not without answering loads of questions and many many trips to the WU office Twisted Evil

I seem to get the lads that are even too lazy to call me in my baits..so don't be worried you will find an entertaining one sooner or later and answering questions is a great start!

@bud...Me thinks I had the cops tv show playing in the background Cool

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:43 pm

Boy are my lads lazy! I have another lad for you Vp. Peter Liu from "Air Parcel Express" spent 2 hours on Saturday night answering questions trying to get his MTCN. He will want to speak to my character, Tony Hart, the owner of "Hartbeat art and craft supplies" in London. I get the feeling he doesn't like security verification as he's trying to get me to collect the MTCN for him. I think he will have to be persuaded to answer some more questions Wink

have fun.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:17 pm

I love how you can hear someone being arrested in the background right at the start of the first Mike call - possibly a cafe raid?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

VP,

You may or may not get a call from Pastor James asking for Mrs Swetty La'Betty. Mrs La'Betty is the accountant for I.T.V.S.

Ive told him to explain that he is Pastor James and that he is retrieving the mctn for Mr Ben Gee.

He may try to give you a really long password so that he can get the code.

Play how you see fit.

Thanks in advance.

Frank.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:45 pm

I have been trying to get these guys to use the Scrooge modality to get their money, and they are getting pretty pissed. Your phone call didn't help much either. (Great job by the way... "I'll spank your bottom!" - Classic! Laughing

)

They have told me if I am not serious and cannot rectify (actually the word they used was retify...) the situation that I should get my money back and forget it.

I think I will. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 2:21 pm

@schmoebob
Sorry me thinks that I have delayed your much needed help...as I have pretended to be you and once they got into the story..I told them..Oh you must want my sister..then I start asking questions.......they were not best pleased..but then came call #2..me thinks they like abuse Wink

Hahaha they opened thier big mouths and told me tooooo much!! Not credible for a secure department!!

http://media.putfile.com/Nigeria-Investigations-Dept
http://media.putfile.com/Nigeria-Investigations-Dept2

++++

And some numbnuts asking for MikeHe called twice and tried to make me belive he really knows you..dosent work, although he found it funny when I accused him of trying to set you up with 'hoes' & 'bitches' Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Mikes-friend-1
http://media.putfile.com/Mikes-friend-2

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 113

You may get another call from my lad to clear up the pizza and beer thing, as I've told him that you have been out and bought a new dress, and some undies because you're expecting him to show up with takeaway food and alcohol.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Oct 2006 Posts: 5

Hey VP!!
Ok, you may get a call from a woman calling herself Sandra, asking for Alan.
You are my (angry) wife but a little hard of hearing, I am not home and probably out shagging some tart.. Twisted Evil

Your dumb blonde thing would be great!! Twisted Evil

Thank you!! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:55 pm

Might be getting a call from or my sister: or someone else at the

You can choose to be my character: or the annoying secretary who shall NOT be told any details about the investigation because she is sleeping with my husband and will surely tell him that I have been scammed AGAIN!

Or, you can do your usual confused blond thing. Either way, have fun!

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:48 pm

Ha! Adams apple...I like it Laughing

++Call From Barr Bediako Jr from Ghana, he says something abt a transaction for 'someone' and mentioned London. He gave me his number so if he is yours and you want his number..pm me. I played nice and just took a message

http://media.putfile.com/Barr-Bediako-Jr-frm-Ghana

Mod edit: fixed link - Chester

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 12:46 pm

He asked for Mr Adams Apple clapping

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:49 am

Here is a confusing call again, sounds like Umar ?? whatever?? from Burkina Faso (his phone number confirms this) and wants Mr Adams??? not really sure. I do think we have spoken before as he did not want to play Crying or Very sad

. But the phone number is new..he has not called on this number before.

http://media.putfile.com/Umar-from-Burkina-Faso

++
I also had a couple of missed calls from China, so if they are yours tell them to call back as you were having phone problems Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:54 am

fantastic.

you may be getting a call for my alter ego, Marina Johnson, from one Usman Kamal, or his bank-man James Sawam. they wanted a "private telephone number", and a psycho female sounds like just the ticket. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:53 pm

You will hopefully get a call from Barrister Victor Wiebe asking for Harry Wacker. This is a brand new bait so play it any way you like!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:00 am

Hi vpmanchester,
You may receive a call from one of the following for Father Harry Palmer -exorcist extrodinare:
MRS SHERRY WILLIAMS
HER FINANCIER AGENT MR ALFRED MARSHALL
or MARK DONNAS FINANCIER AGENT
The email I received came from Mark Donnasbut it was written by Alfred Marshall quoting Mrs Williams as the holder of the dosh Very Happy

If any of them call it would be good to say that I am currently at an extremely delicate stage of an exorcism and that the young girl has a spinning head that must be stopped. Tell him/her that you are a committee member and can take a message.
Have fun and thanks.
SM

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Nov 2006 Posts: 113

vpmanchester wrote:

@chc75
Your lad called today and I really really have a hard time understanding him..he wanted to order something..just sounded like pizza too me Confused

So I said I wanted beer too Wink

Only after listening to it again I got the name fellatio Please tell him to speak understandable English as what ever he was speaking was not understandable....so tell him I am still waiting for my pizza and beer
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Hi VP - You're a star. I told my lad that you were a bit nosy and would ask what our business was, so I said he was to tell you he was calling in regard to an order of Flux Capacitors - He is really confused about pizza and beer and what they have to do with anything!! You are a genius!!!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:43 am

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Cheers Captain!!! Razz

I have been trying to figure out where he went in all this. Heck I thought my Engrish was bad!! I cannot understand anything about this one...tell him too speak very slow..and loud (just because Wink

) but very very slow as you can tell I was trying to 'feel him out' so I could add or take away from his story and got nowhere. Slap him for being stupid and when I ask him to spell his name that's what I expect...for some reason these lads have a really really hard time spelling thier own names Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:18 am

vpmanchester wrote:

@Azure

Is this pratt yours?? I am trying hard to understand who he actually wants...someone has died...I cannot understand his name ...so I play totally stupid, as I do Rolling Eyes

Hopefull someone can understand this idiot Wink

http://media.putfile.com/NOK-lad-for-fem

That'd be my lad, Festus. Nice job confusing the hell out of him. Laughing

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