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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:49 pm |
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^^^ Knock yourself out with her VPM. If you want to kick her ass, be my guest.
I can always say that you are my psycho flat-mate. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:01 pm |
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@DoloresOnTheDottedLine
here is your ever so stupid lad, now he has told nosey ole me too much and he should keep his names straight or I may blackmail you
http://media.putfile.com/elizabeth-eliza
@Slightlyoutofit
Don't know if you have noticed but I am not very nice to Beyatch's when they phone..don't think I have one on audio yet tho? cannot rember anymore
Donato
cant deal with that stuff anymore, just abit of rum works for me |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Wed Feb 21, 2007 5:01 pm |
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vpmanchester wrote: |
The flu is upon me.. |
Brandy!!! |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:07 pm |
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I'm in the middle of a bait with this guy too ^^^^
I cried when you told him off for phoning an hour late.
edit:
Princess Benitta Donko Mohammed will be calling for Emma Rhoids. I'm trying to get a time from her but if she phones out of the blue:
All I have done so far is play dumb. I've made a big deal out of her name and keep asking dumb things like, does she live in a castle, did she know Princess Di, does she wear a crown, etc. You might be interested to know that this seems to really annoy her.
She's running a money transfer scam and I keep screwing up all the early details so she wants to phone to clarify things. Play it as you like and I'll pick it up from there.
She will ask for photos, I will probably supply those and any other documents that she requires.
Thanks. |
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briey
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Feb 2006
Posts: 22
Location: UK
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 3:04 pm |
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Many thanks VP. That would be Barrister Jacob Ebele. My bait is in the early stages. |
_________________ 'Please for christ sake , stop sending mails to me, you are disturbing me, although i used to pray for you in other to regain your madness' Rev. David King |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 2:02 pm |
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Whadda day!
+Jackoff Ebele calles for Mr Davis/Steve?? he is a lawyer and wants to share gods funds with the church or some crap like that he is on for 8 minutes. However when I go to get 'you' he starts speaking his language in the background..so if anyone speaks the same lingo it would be interesting to hear what he has to say??
http://media.putfile.com/Lawyer-Gods-Funds-trans-8min50sec
@schmoebob
+Sam's interview 1st call 10mins, 2nd call 5mins and 3rd call 6.47mins. He does a really shit job for a computer engineer at answering simple questions (a few made up ones too)..he is (or was) dedicated and kept calling back when his credit ran out I suggest that you get his medical certificate about his learning difficulties so you can assist his career
http://media.putfile.com/sams-interview-1---10mins
http://media.putfile.com/sams-interview-2---5mins
http://media.putfile.com/sams-interview-3---7mins
@DoloresOnTheDottedLine
will post you stupid laddo in abit, I need a break. He still cannot tell the difference between Eliza and Elizabeth..and is quite impatient
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:48 pm |
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@schmoebob
Well it is well after noon GMT, I guess your computer engineer is a lazy sod and will be punished should he decide to phone late, that would put a big dent into his future financial arrangement. Me thinks he must do lots of stupid shit to repent
++Call from Mr Johnson from Ghana says he is business man want you to contact bank..hung up on me was too impatient to go thru the couple simple questions I must ask before I can patch him thru
http://media.putfile.com/Mr-Johnson
++Call from Mr Felix,he is a bank manager for the Regent bank but would not tell me his current intrest rates. I explained to him I must ask a few questions as that is what I am told to do..yadda..yadda..impatient and he hung up on me too....I hope he catches my flu
http://media.putfile.com/Mr-Felix |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:26 am |
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@VP - The job interview is on. Sorry to hear about your flu, feel free to put him on hold for a bit if you need to... |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:48 pm |
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The flu is upon me..so I just may not be as polite as usual and expect for me to call him a girls name ..I keep forgetting but will start giving them new more feminine names..if the flu dosen't do me in that is |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:37 pm |
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Hi, vp!
I have a lottery lad named who has asked me for a phone number. I told him that one of my coworkers has a UK based cell phone he can call, I'll pass him your number tomorrow. I baited him late last year, but let it drop. He made up some story about a lawyer who was trying to claim my prize, trying to get me back.... this was probably two months ago. Yesterday he emails me again out of the blue telling me that the lawyer has been arrested, which I interpret to mean "please bait the living crap of me". I told him I was glad, and I didn't know who to trust, but now that the lawyer's been arrested I'm ready to proceed with the lottery claim.... by a miracle, it's still there, waiting for me
I'll pass him your phone number tomorrow. He thinks I'm a dingbat (he's not far off there) because my project on this bait has been to end every sentence in either a ! or a ? (try it, it's harder than it sounds but really makes you look idiotic). I expect he'll be very interested in the shopping in your area. |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 6:33 pm |
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I sure hope you tell him THAT LADY is working under your authority and asks only the simplest questions to help you vet the calls. If he is not professional enough to understand how business's operate..then he needs to go to school and learn |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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adam12
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Posts: 94
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:44 pm |
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N4than,
I got a mail from Jessica my son and i call the number thesame Lady i have problem with all the time picked my call and ask me Question. She dont like me talking to you at all why? Sorry i cant call again and send an email to my son as soon as you have made your promise today.
Try and tell that Lady to stop talk to people like that Okay Sorry who is she? And why dont you have your phone in your hand why that same number i have problem with THAT LADY.
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absolutely hilarious. If I can get him to call you again, I sent you an e-mail about giving him a security code 3-4 days ago. This would waste major phone credit on his part.
Thanks for taking the call! |
_________________ "Treat this matter urgent.i have patience alot for you and your ball games you are playing how can you send money and the mtcn number did not match that is a fraud you are doing and it can laed some to jail here in nigeria. so be good to me so that i can help you out in this transcation." - Nuhu Ribadu
"Look if you send this Money to any One rather than the Name i sent to you, You will be Hold responsible for any Money Laundry ." - William James
"I HOPE THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME STUPID." - Prof. Chuckie Soludo |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:11 pm |
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Hopefully, lawyer Terry Williams will be on shortly. |
_________________ --
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a> |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:03 pm |
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When he called back I was going to deny speaking to him in the first place..but he never did. I love to confuse them. I am going to make them spell everything to me ..then maybe I will understand them..or they will go broke in the meantime...I vote for the latter as I am easily confused anyway |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:54 pm |
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Haha, thanks VP! He's getting slapped SO hard for getting my name wrong. Elizabeth? That's my SECRETARY'S name ( ) not mine! It's a VERY different name from Eliza! How DARE he say you were impersonating me if he asked for YOU by name in the first place? |
_________________ I was mad with the deceit and conning of the Bello of a man. - Mens4h K0fi |
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orientfan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Nov 2006
Posts: 74
Location: The pinnacle of cynical
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:31 pm |
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VP,
You may be getting a call from for . He seems to be having trouble opening my 9.5MB passport scan. |
_________________ You are a creature of the white devil - Barrister George |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:30 pm |
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Awwwwwwwwwww my heart bleeds for the small boi It is a wonder he has not tried to call yet. I will keep my fingers crossed..sure hope I am not on any super strength medicine when he calls |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:30 pm |
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A word of warning VP.....
Our Super Jimbo is a proper Mr Grumpy Pants today as he has visited the WU in Mamobi three times this morning, and he is "sick and tired of being made a fool of"......
He might be on the warpath....... |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:10 pm |
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+++@DoloresOnTheDottedLine,
Yes you lad called yesterday he was very impatient as he called back about 5 mins after this call. I shouted at him and said I was too damn busy at the moment and he better be patient..I will return his call when I get time
http://media.putfile.com/Eliza-72-54
+++Barry Tone your lad 4 Correctal probes..playing on the phone..numerous hang-ups after I answer. Slap for being extremely rude
..very very impatient!! He has learned nothing from the last Slap:cry: REALLY needs a wake up call.
http://media.putfile.com/Barry-Tone
+++Lad called Michael..hung up after spelling his name, he does NOT want to answer the simple questions that is a requirement of my job..slap him and teach him how to be professional on the phone
http://media.putfile.com/michael-51
+++James Williams says he is NOT going to answer the simple questions that is a requirement of my job..slap him and teach him how to be professional on the phone
http://media.putfile.com/James-Williams
@2891miles I do not think that one has yet called..slap as you wish unless he is one of the above ^^^ |
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Dolores
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2007
Posts: 356
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:43 pm |
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My lad tells me he's called you again. If you had a Gabriel asking for Eliza, that was him. |
_________________ I was mad with the deceit and conning of the Bello of a man. - Mens4h K0fi |
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2891miles
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Dec 2006
Posts: 156
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Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:57 pm |
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VP, did Audrey Arthur or Rabbi try to call Annie yet ?
If none of them do within a few hours I will have to
slap them silly tonight, which I don't want to do since
I'm such a nice person |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:14 pm |
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Hmmmmmmm no calls show up with that number..he tells lies . I had a call this morning again Mr Douglas and sounds like Mr Vernon???? This one has called lots of times but everytime I list the call no one seems to want him. He says it is very important security transaction...did not want to buy my girlscout cookies either
Also the call fro what sounded like Elizabeth, if this one is your let me know.
Last few days have been very quite..a few one bells...and the couple above^^ there were a couple missed ones on the weekend...but I do not like them to get a deadend |
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Mr Bucket
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 53
Location: UK
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:58 pm |
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Vp, my lad Mohammed has claimed he has called you on all 3 of your numbers but had not reached anybody. Have you had any missed calls from 234-8050721076. I think he is lying but appears genuinely annoyed
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your attitude towards this impending business transaction is in sharp contrast to the one of the statements contained in the last paragraph of your mail.how could you claim to be in your own word "deadly serious" without considering it imparative to call me at least for once - considering that fact that i have called the series of numbers you provided without any success.
the only way to convince me you are for real is to have you call me.no matter how tight your programmes are,you can spare some time to call if you believe in this business.
note:i do not know of any code of conduct that bars one from answering calls during work hours.
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Boy, is he going to get slapped for talking to me in such a manner. |
_________________ "Don't you have a mobile number on which to call you at will? i suppose it is important to put women aside and talk man-to-man" - Mohammed A.
"Our law firm hereby refer you to detract from such statement that are highly defamatory to the integrity of this good law Chambers ,because legal proceedings could be instituted against you for such phrases" - Barrister Terry Williams
"It's not fair the way you are going about this business transaction.You act as if you have nothing to gain" - Dr. Mrs Mariam Abacha |
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schmoebob
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 163
Location: Wherever...
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:41 pm |
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@VP - No script right now, but he is trying to convince me that he is a computer engineer and wants to come to America to work for my company. Ask lots of highly technical questions, and be sure to test his English language abilities. Also you should explore with him his opinion of the reputation that Nigeria has for being a hotbed of internet crime. That should make him feel a little bit uncomfortable!
I think I will inform him that his call is being recorded so that I can listen and evaluate him. That should keep him on his best behaviour.
I don't want to dictate too much, I don't want to interfere with your own creativity! Just have fun with him and be the HR rep from Hell! |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:20 pm |
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@schmoebob
Sure I will be free at that time. Do you have a good script of questions I need to ask? Funny you should come up with this idea as just this morning I thought of basically the same thing I think I may start interveiwing lads when they call and I am the 'secratary/pa' and he must answer 'so many stupid questions' because the company has this policy..bla bla..nothing to do with mw..bla bla. So any ideas will be welcome.. Me thinks I will start addressing lads as Mrs and ma'm we tried that with one lad already and it does seem to be fun
++Call eariler for 'Elizabeth' (I think...dont have my notes at the moment) will post convo later |
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