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AnotherOne
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

no prob VP, thanks for the advice. You may be contact by another 100% honest businessman named J0nh K0f1, will you mind being as rude as possible with him? thanks
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

and of course he missed his appointment with you. Now he has wasted your time and you do not like timewasters Twisted Evil smack him abit

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

vpmanchester wrote:
Here is a Victor Harrison?? for David???

This super thicko lad has absolutly no idea how to leave a simple message or make an appointment to speak with you...after 6+ minutes he FINALLY made an appointment. Lets hope he calls late or not at all...great slapping time then. Although I reckon he needs slapping now for asking your secratary such personal questions and trying to get my email addy (to send me goat porn I belive Shocked ) I am a marrried lady and do not flirt with the clients! How insulting Laughing Laughing
http://media.putfile.com/victor-harrison4david


sorry VP I didn't informed you on time Embarassed , I assume this this mugu was looking for me. Great job though, and be sure I will slap him good for having tried to reach your underpants...

"PLEASE I CALLED YOU JUST NOW BUT A WOMAN PICK THE PHONE UP BUT I COULD NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WAS TELLING ME, BUT I TOLD HER THAT I WILL CALL BACK BY 2 O'CLOCK AFTERNOON TIME TODAY, "
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been pimping your number like crazy today VPM, so you might get a phone call or two for R0nJeremy.
I'm trying for photographs so I've relegated you to my secretary. Sorry 'bout that. Wink


edit. I better PM you the letter I've been sending out.
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love to contradict myself as much as possible, and then the lads do the rest. Either they get really pissed off with me and no longer want to phone 'you' (verifies your existance..and possible need for secrecy) or I get them off thier guard and when they laugh you know they are comfortable that this is real even if they do not get to speak to 'you' (still validats you exist). I try to take it as far as I can especially when I have had a drink or too Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I must say VP, no matter what mood i am in, the first thing I do on the forum is listen to your latest conversations and it invariably makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face for the next few hours. Your laugh is really infectious, you should do it more often.
I really like the frustration you bring out in your conversations, you can hear it in their voices. You have brought a new and welcome 'modality' to the forum. Keep up the good work.

A fan.
WR.
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ivanna, Michael has called again. I gave him abit of grief finding out who he was..I was your sis Shelly this time. He was really happy when I told him that you won 2,500 last night at bingo...but I told him you were out spending it Wink He knows you have a passion for younger men..and says he is very good looking ...or sumfin like that Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/4IvannafrmMichael

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

vpmanchester wrote:
@GoldDalek
I think this one is for you Alice Uba (I could not understand his first name..so I called him Alice, seems he does not like to be called girls names...ain't bovvered mate Twisted Evil ) anywho he was prattling on about footbal clubs and he wants you to call him:
http://media.putfile.com/alice-UBA-football-chick


Embarassed Didn't see this earlier. Cheers vp. Time to tell Alex the FA need some forms filling out (which they really do!! Twisted Evil )

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is a Victor Harrison?? for David???

This super thicko lad has absolutly no idea how to leave a simple message or make an appointment to speak with you...after 6+ minutes he FINALLY made an appointment. Lets hope he calls late or not at all...great slapping time then. Although I reckon he needs slapping now for asking your secratary such personal questions and trying to get my email addy (to send me goat porn I belive Shocked ) I am a marrried lady and do not flirt with the clients! How insulting Laughing Laughing
http://media.putfile.com/victor-harrison4david

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thats me...stealing all your hard earned money and buying shoes Laughing

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Bucky
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks VP!!!
Roy the lottery guy is starting to think I am "fooling" with him. I told him to stop calling and send ME the money because I think you are trying to steal it from me.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roy the lottery lad has called a couple times..seems he really wants to speak to you..I told him to send the check to me as I am mad at you and will not pass messages on Twisted Evil Oh dear I guess you will have to dangle that carrot and make him drool Laughing

Call from a Mr Williams (I think) want to talk about a business transaction...No it is not the Cocaine..I did ask but he said no he did not have any. I asked what his interest rates were cuz I want a loan..which he wanted me to email him.. Rolling Eyes told him I do not do email. Then he said something about WU so I said you mean you will send me 150K thru WU..no I was wrong again Very Happy I also told him I am not your secratary and will not take messages..burned a few precious mins up on his end.
http://putstuff.putfile.com/55200/1233087

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I do find calling them girls names very funny Laughing it really thows them off the track...and hopefully under the train at some stage Twisted Evil

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KatieBuckeye
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG, I can't think of the last time I laughed this hard.

"Speak up ma'am, I can't hear you"

Is that "Miss or Mrs.?"

"He says he doesn't know a lady named Alice".



vpmanchester, you are a treasure! Very Happy

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL..ahhh yes...I will post this convo probably tomorrow putfile seems to be down now..again. You did not tell me about this winning the lottery...hiding funds from me..I told him I want half because I want a divorce and get your money. Did he tell you he opened his BIG MOUTH and told me a secret!! Laughing Laughing Now you must pay...and if ur in trouble..i think you should pass your agony onto Royboi
Twisted Evil

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Bucky
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@VP...

It's our lucky day! I have won the US lottery!!! Strangely, though, Mr. in Nigeria is the one sending me my winnings?!? He complained that he got my wife [you] on the phone. I told him you're very excited about our good fortune and would be happy to talk to him again.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@GoldDalek
I think this one is for you Alice Uba (I could not understand his first name..so I called him Alice, seems he does not like to be called girls names...ain't bovvered mate Twisted Evil ) anywho he was prattling on about footbal clubs and he wants you to call him:
http://media.putfile.com/alice-UBA-football-chick


And this is the lad that called whilst putfile was down:
http://media.putfile.com/ladCantSpeakProper so if your lad says he spoke to someone unhelpful..then this one could be yours

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

++I had a call from some lad who cannot speak anything that sounds remotely like English..all I did actually get was Nigeria. I will post the audio later putfile is down but his number is 002348034999xxx

++Call from a rather angry sounding lad wanting to know 'where is my money!!' I could not understand him too well either..but he seemed rather distressed Crying or Very sad I finally got it through to him that I was Lisa and not 'you' (I could not understand whom he wanted) but I demanded to know what in the hell he wanted, he said something about a business deal and you not sending him HIS MONEY!! HIS MONEY!! Rolling Eyes I then had to ask him if he was aware of your gamblng problem..not that there is a connection I was just trying to make small talk...he hung up Laughing No audio on this one. phone number 002348056230xxx

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Michael was very apologetic for calling at the wrong time! Smile
I wonder if he gets alot of bad phone numbers to have to check like that. Smile


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I am very sorry for calling you up at odd hour. I only wanted to make sure the phone number is working. I never knew you would pick the call.I sincerely apologise for any trouble my impromptu phone call may have caused you. I didn`t mean to hurt you with my call. I would only call you between 10 to 12.00 GMT as you have advised.

Sincerely speaking, i am still confused about your true nationality and address.
Please, fill the correct information in the four blank spaces below to enable me understand your personal information clearly. Meanwhile your Telefax number *** is not working or is incorrect. Please check and give me the correct number.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's great! Anything you do is fine. I just don't have anything phone wise set up for baiting so it's nice to be able to give them some contact with "me".

Also I gave a Mr. T4re Zum4 your number. I gave him the same M-F 10-12 GMT, me as Iv4nn4 Dr1nk.

Thanks again.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@M.T.
Well your Michael called again this morning, and this time I was your grand-daughter. I told him to call back in a couple hours and if he does I think I will tell him you won a ton of money at bingo. Funny tho he wants to know what country we are in..of course I tell him nothing of use as usual Wink although he found it funny when I told him you liked the younger men Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/4IvannaFRM-Michael

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ M.T.
you lad called today (although I did not do the elderley bit) and asked for Ivanna and after him trying to figure out if I was Ivanna or not(and identified himself as Michael), I decided to play along and told him that (in my serious voice) was getting ready to go out now and do not talk about work on the weekends so he said that he just wanted to check the phone number was correct Rolling Eyes and said he would call me on Monday..I told him yes, Monday will be great...I will speak to you then. then said our goodbys and he apologised for bothering me Laughing

He called 8:40pm gmt

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 11:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You may get a call from B1lora M1chael 10:00-12:00 GMT Monday-Friday. That's what I told her anyway. I am playing an elderly Iv4nn4 Dr1nk.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Ken Rondo may be calling to speak to Mr Miyagi about setting up a branch of the Nin-Can-Poop Karate School in Africa. I've told him that he may get through to the clubs secretary, as I may be busy giving karate lessons. Have fun Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It was just perfect timing that he should call then..Karma innit Very Happy .

my hubby is off work and we will be otherwise occupied,so my calls will be answered only when I have the time for them so if any lads complain about getting no answers this weekend...it of course is thier fault and you have been by the phone waiting for them to call Twisted Evil slap them silly

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