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Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:34 pm

VP, you came very close to owing me a new keyboard for the way you handled Kwame:

Quote:

"I don't do bondage and those sexual things."

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:36 pm

VP, can you tell mr Prince Bernard (or Justin Bernard as he'd like to be called) that he should tell me more about his deal? He's being extremely vague, so enjoy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 23 Mar 2006 Posts: 669

I'm gonna be giving your number to a Mrs. and Barrister . I'm not sure which one will call though. If you see this before they call, try to make the call as unpleasant as you can so that the lad won't feel so strongly about using phone contact again. If you can pose as the administrative assistant to that would be perfect. Vance, lawyer by day and ladies man by night, is going to be assisting my victim's church in investigating a money transfer gone wrong. Unfortunately he's a little bit generous when it comes to his liquor consumption, and he's not exactly church material. But he gets the job done. Smile

Just some stuff you could use when you talk to the lad.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:45 am

I NEVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN!!!!

Laughing

Well a gal's gotta make a living Laughing

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:38 am

Sorry about that VPM. I've slapped him for his rude behaviour. And then I slapped him again for getting my name wrong. For God's sake, it's written in every bloody email I've sent to him. Stupid lad.

By the way:

Quote:

Hello Sir,
I want to tell you that i called the phone number you gave to me bout it was a girl vice

"Girl Vice or Vice girl"? Is there something you're not telling us VPM? Shocked

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:37 am

Cheers for taking the call from I thought he had disappeared off the radar, but evidently he seems to be alive and well.

Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:39 am

Lad called Collins called for Mr. Roy this morning and is very abrupt and rude...before I could explain that it is my job to find out what he wants before I can disturb you, (who are very busy) he hung up the phone. I sure hope he is not a important person because he acts like a a total idiot and of course your calls are monitered for quality management reasons and you have heard the call yourself....Ohhh I bet your ready for some big time slapping!!!
Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/Collins4MrRoy

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:27 pm

Well ole Kwame seems to be abit interested to put up with me on those 3 calls, so he is begging for abuse along the way or at least a safari to stretch his legs abit Very Happy

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:00 pm

Mr. Kwame is mine. I'm trying to buy some gold from him, but I think we have some difficulties with our deal Laughing

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:34 pm

@gold Dalek
Alice Cooper called for you today and he has lots of good football lads for you to see. He really wants to get together but you seem to be ignoring him..Oh dear. He will keep calling till he gets you. I kept him on for 9 mins..so not too bad. dangle that carrot..and I will make sure he will get to talk to you (if I can find you that is Wink

)

http://media.putfile.com/AliceCooperFootballLads

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:28 pm

3 calls so far today from Kwame for Mrs Evans??? He is from Ghana. I am a very confused disabled whoever...and while he waits only 30 seconds in between me getting 'ready' to go get you. He does have some patience though even after told him that He didn't like me cuz I waz disabled...still racked up some mins today Laughing

abt 11 mins total

http://media.putfile.com/Kwame1
http://media.putfile.com/Kwami2
http://media.putfile.com/Kwame3

Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 54

I have asked the hitman from the "death threat" thread to call with the following -

"I will not be contacting you again. Call the number +447014219419

Use the following passcode, or I will not answer. If I am unavailable, speak the pass code so that I know that you have tried to contact me, and that you mean business. Remember, no call, no MCTN

The passcode is "I am cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!"

Good Luck"

Wonder if he will go for it??

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

Thanks VP for another amusing phonecall.

Keep up the good work.

Frank. Wink

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 6:51 am

^^^^ Both the same Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 2:48 am

Errr, which number is it- 447014219419 from OP, or the one in your sig?

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:55 pm

These lads are really getting on my nerves with that word..'hello'! As you can tell by the shit I give them today Twisted Evil

@Frankspencer
your lad failed the security question...the question that always gets them..THIER NAME Laughing

. Although the EYE EYE BIRDSEYE bit was quite cute, He called twice and I was being the 'nice' and unhelpful secratary as usual. he hung up on me with the 2nd call so I expect a written apology or flowers or sumfin.
http://media.putfile.com/mtcn-frankSpencer
http://media.putfile.com/mtcn2frankSpencer

The lad who says he is in China again hung up on me too Crying or Very sad

http://media.putfile.com/china-dude

Some lad falling for Christopher (Ithink??) anywhooo abit of a personality difference here...and I even offered to use sign language if he could not understand...arrghh that 'multiple Hello' again!! Laughing

He said something about a phone transaction but would not tell me what service he wants me to switch too Wink

http://media.putfile.com/transaction-phonefrm-christopher
http://media.putfile.com/phone-transaction-2-irritated-lad

3 lads today..and I got hung up on each time...whadda way to start the week Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:50 am

VP, you might get a call from looking for about getting a trunk out of Still in early stages. We've offered to go get it.

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:48 pm

@PUG
It is really really hard too keep a straight face at times, especially if my hubby is near me making faces..I try to go into the mode of being as antagonizing as poss. Laughing

and conflicting which they never notice.

@sidney
I am not usally to evil on thier first call, unless they are to F'in ignorant to string a sentance then of course..they get slapped and owe me an apology Razz

The inital calls are just the 'testing' faze and some are happy with that..others sadly want to bond and think I am somehow there to help them by delivering thier msg's and checking emails Rolling Eyes

these are fun when they let me wind em up and set them free all at thier expense!

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:27 pm

Hiya VP, if you get a call from Su55y 0wens in the Ivory Coast could you be my secretary please. It's still pretty early in the bait so I doubt very much you will get more than a test ring but you never know. Plus I am pretty sure that this person is male which makes it even more unlikely.
Please let me know if this happens.
I'm sure she won't mind the cost of a long abusive call as she is the heiress to $3.5m.
It's great having a new pet, I am even tempted to get a basket with a blanket in the kitchen for her. And a collar.

Edited to add; my baiting name is Rub5n V0n Be4verh0usen

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:21 pm

I just listened to "Alice the football chick" and almost got coffee all over the keyboard. "It's MISTER. MISTER, MISTER, MISTER!!!" "Yes, ma'am."
Priceless! He must think you're the most dense person on the planet.
And you're so good at keeping a straight face, so to speak. You're a great actress, ya know? What a service for Eater!

Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:30 pm

LOL, no not yet.
Weekends are abit hectic at times but the only call in the last couple days has been for David ... some idiot i keep pissing around and he seems to like the abuse as he has called several times a day. Once about 3 mins after I told him David was not 'in' at the moment..so I just asked him if he was stupid or what cuz he had just called a min ago. Well lads do not like it when you ASK them that question as when I TELL him he is stupid I do not get as much flak from him Laughing

, just a lad observation

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

VP,

Our old friend Pastor James Stcokwin may call you.

He's after the remaining digits of his mctn number.

He will be asking to speak to Amanda Huggankiz. (Old but funny all the same)

and the passphrase this time is:

" EYE EYE CAPTAIN BIRDS EYE"

Once again thanks for the excellent service.

Frank.

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:42 am

Usally they just come back as another person if they think there is money there..or just lay low and hope you forget. Then comeback telling you that he was in Hospital very ill..yadda..yadda. So you will forget the letter and just send him money Wink

I have had some that I sent one of the looong forms to (charity bait) and it was like 3 weeks later when he reutrned it. Had to get help and still could not answer the questions right LOL, then I think Rumbero turned him into a drug smuggler/dealer ready for a safari type Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Posts: 356

Your conversations with Mr. Johnson have caused quite a lot of trouble for our transaction! Wink

I demanded a hand-written apology for the Elizabeth/Eliza mixup and for his so rudely hanging up on you. Only one page, so it should have been easy. He tried to squirm out of it by being humble and sad and then suggesting to "forgive and forget," but I wouldn't have that.

So, his next tactic was to bluff and tell me to email his barrister and the bank holding the funds that I would not be the beneficiary after all. He would EASILY find someone else to do it! So I did, including in the messages the fact that it was HIM calling off the deal. Twisted Evil

Of course he wasn't expecting THAT, and he immediately went into desperate panicky beg-and-plead mode for me to reconsider. I said I would only if he wrote the apology. He still wouldn't. His barrister and the bank both wrote to say that ending the deal meant I had to pay to get the documents changed to someone else. I told them that Mr. Johnson would pay, as it was his fault. Gabe wrote to say he's broke and jobless and can't pay it (despite the fact that he worked AT THE BANK just a few days prior Rolling Eyes

). I told him to shove it.

Eventually he wrote again to try to get me back in on the deal. I said not without the apology. He finally twigged for real. Today another lad (actually me) is taunting him for being such a small boi, because Najimi is such an EASY maga to get money from, in fact she'd sent $10k just last week, and he must be a COMPLETE mugu if he can't get money from her.

I'd let him drop, but he's my first lad ever and I'm rather attached. I guess I coulda backed off on the apology, but seriously, it would have been SO EASY for him to do it that there's really no excuse for him not to.

Can't wait to see what he has to say to the "other lad." Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:14 pm

John Kofi has called a couple times and wants you to call him, I have been your secratary and not too bad to him yet. He keeps saying that you need to call him..rather boring lad..I will have to get creative with him.

Maclean or something like that from the REP of China has phoned a few times..saying something about you need to make a payment, a client has made a payment, there are allot of FRAUDSTARS around...of which I said you mean POPSTARS? he said yes Rolling Eyes

..well........... leave that for the tabloids. I told him it takes at least 3 days for funds to clear his bank account, he said he has given you his banking details Very Happy

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