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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:56 am

OK, so I am abit slow...but here are yesterdays calls Razz

This one REALLY caught me off guard....a call from Dr Mugu!! I tried not to laugh Laughing

NICE ONE!

http://media.putfile.com/DrMugu4Peter

Calls for Sandy (I think)
http://media.putfile.com/SandyMaybelongwait

Calls for Benson
http://media.putfile.com/JohnSani4Benson1
http://media.putfile.com/Anthony4Benson

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 10:54 pm

Thanks in anticipation, VP. Have pm'd you so that my 'nice lady' can contact my alter ego (well, at least try to!).

Regards.

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:04 am

Thanks VP you might have got a couple of mine...

Quote:

This is to inform you that i called you this week but your cleaner picked the phone , we are wondering if you got the mail sent to you on the 28th of March 2007, we are still waiting to receive the informations below to enable us process the transfer of your fund.

And again from an emmanuel

Quote:

THANKS FOR YOUR REPLY,I CALLED YOUR LINE YESTERDAY,BUT YOUR HOUSE HELP PICK UP THE PHONE,PLS I WILL LIKE YOU TO CALL ME BACK WITH THIS MOBLE NUMBER +2348033005756.

PLS TRY TO CALL ME, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO DISCLOSE TO YOU AND ALSO WHY YOUR BANKING INFORMATION IS NEEDED,BECAUSE THIS MONEY WILL BE PAID THROUGH (TT)TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER.SO YOU NEED TO CALL ME.

I guess I should have told them I was away for easter...

Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:44 am

No probs on that..thats what I do Smile

Now keeping them seperated into who is who is where it gets tricky, so I try and list some info so the baiters can pick out which is thiers without listening to all of them. Which is not always accurate either, since some lads are terribly hard to understand. I just try to stick with one 'story' that way when they get mixed up they still have the consistantly inncorrect info Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 85

VP,

Once again thanks for taking the calls for Mr Benson. Sorry if they all seem to be ringing at once, they are all real keen to speak to me now seeing as Ive been bombing them with emails over the last few days asking real dumb questions.

Cheers,

Frank.

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:38 pm

No, sorry guys...your lads have not called..lazy bunch of bastards Very Happy

I did get a call for Dick about some gold dust..he wasn't listening to me anyway just kept reading his script. I wanted him to say he 'wanted dick' ahhh well nevermind
http://media.putfile.com/golddust

Just as I fired up the BBQ grill in the Garden my friend Ramone calls....and of course I just flat out tell him I dont like him (nor do I pass messages). I think he has a 'thing' for me Wink

(most likely in the form of a voodoo doll)
http://media.putfile.com/IDontLikeRamone

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:37 pm

Nothing from or for Sandy?? Crying or Very sad

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Nothing from HRH Prince Char1es? Sad

He wants me to ring him, you would think the Prince of Wa1es could afford a few long distance calls Wink

Shame your not a plant he'd talk to you then Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:41 pm

OK a rather busy day and slowfreddie & slightkyoutofit you already know know I get your lads confused..but me thinks no harm is done as they never actually listen to anything a female has to say ennyway Razz

Call 4 Martin from Emmanual
http://media.putfile.com/4MartinFrmEmmanual

Call fro Ron Jeremy from my mate Ramone Rolling Eyes

unfortunatly my swearing did not seen to play as it can only rec on voice at a time Evil or Very Mad

http://media.putfile.com/MoaningRamone

Call from my other mate Mark Owen
http://media.putfile.com/markowenfriday

A few calls for Mr Benson your lads have been busy today!
1st from Korea and cannot spell his name
http://media.putfile.com/4BensonFrmKorea

2nd 2-parts from Sim
http://media.putfile.com/4BensonFrmSim1
http://media.putfile.com/4BensonFrmSim2

3rd from anthony bradshaw' just a courtisy call' he says, awwwwwwwww bless him Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/4BensonFrmPoliteLad

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:52 pm

You are very naughty.

Quote:

Hello Ron,

We called you again if you are around but your clearner keep imposing some
abusive words on us..We are tired and feed up of all this mess...But we are
still waiting for the payment details to proceed..

Regards,
Ramon.

OK. Just for you, I've sent him an email saying that I've paid �170 by Moneygram.
I haven't sent him any other details so he will have to phone you to get them.

If you want to keep your job then you'd better be polite to him. Especially as I've given you hell for talking to him so rudely before.

But something tells me that you've probably downed another bottle of gin just before he rings again. Shocked

Let the games begin!!! jump_4_joy

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:33 pm

Oh yeah, he heard the 'F' word eariler Rolling Eyes

He is tooo arogent for me...you should tell him that I will give him his payment details so I can wind him up somemore Twisted Evil

Hope you burn him good!! I will post all convos later..it was busy eariler so just need the time to upload and post Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:03 am

You get another chance VPM. But only because Ramon is very compassionate.

Quote:

Hello Ron,

We want you to that all the time we call she pick up the phone and she speak as if she is your wife,always reply us rudely,arrogantly and with some abusive words.......Also so yesterday we call and she speaks was even more terrible but we just have to look it that seens she is your wife there is no problem not knowing its your cleaner........

But we want you to know that she rude but you can still give her a chance if she can change off that bad attitude of her....Okay...

Expect him to call again. I told him I would send the payment today. But I can't be bothered. I'm not going into the city until Monday now.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:20 pm

^^^ ahh now you tell all my secrets!! Laughing

Cheers everyone I will let you know who calls...I am getting them mixed up so if I happen to give your lad a mtcn by mistake, you will have to make him pay me back Wink

anywooo I will post any good convos and you can sort out who is who Cool

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:54 pm

You're lucky VPM. So far my lad hasn't indicated that you've been rude to him, even though I've asked him twice now.
So you get to keep the cleaning job for now.

But be warned, I've emailed him again and insisted that the transaction can't continue unless he tells me exactly what was said over the phone.

By the way. I told him that you are normally rude to callers 'cos you drink a bottle of Gin when on your tea-break.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Barrister K3n J0hns0n may be calling. Looking for L4rry P0st. Please tell him to get off his lazy arse and contact the shipping company. Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:37 pm

Someone named might call soon for - how weird that lad started out as D4vid, with an addy of D4vid and all of a sudden changed his name to G3rold... Laughing

and now I just call him G3rold... lad must think I'm dumb.. Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:36 pm

Well, Ive zapped one of his e-mail addys, only 4 to go
I have sent him our address.
Purch asing Ma nager
Ea stern In dia Tr ading Li mited
Ou ter Doc k A dmini stra tion O ffi ce
Ba sin 6
Po rt of Lon don Aut hority
E17 2PQ
That was sent some time ago
I've told him I am on my way back to London
There is nothing in my in box at present, I'll no doubt have something in the morning.
Maybe you e-mail him at :
meritelec tronics_acctd epartment@ya hoo.co.uk
And mess around with him.
Maria Bella Choukovski is her name (probl'y)
But I'm on the train so it may get a bit messed up.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:26 pm

Mark has just called back and I have given him the control number of: 76511896 , although he seemed to want 9 numbers? I told him the recipt was abit hard to read..spilt coffee and such Wink

Then he wanted the senders name and since our office girl temp only works pattime I dont know how to spell her name which is maribella chowkowiski or sumfin..he will ask you for the spelling..and he wanted to know what zip code it was sent from?? have you given him one? we are in the UK right? I wasn't sure so I just did what comes naturally and started arguing Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Markmtcn

he's gonna get real pissed off real soon..so lemme know the next move

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

@VP

I'm desperately trying to get Prince Char1es to give you a ring, I'm acting like I think he is the real Prince of Wa1es and I know you would have some fun keeping up this pretence, I know you love talking to Prince's, asking about castles (etc) Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:02 pm

I think the first lad is mine.
I've emailed him to tell him that payment will be sent on Friday.

The reason I "don't answer his emails" is because he's a phone lad and I've fried his last 3 addresses. I've had to tell him that I'm not sure, but my cleaning lady has a bit of an attitude when answering the phone. I've asked him to confirm her rudeness and then I'll probably have to dismiss her.
Of course, you'll have to wrk your notice out and in that time, he'll be calling again. I'm sure you'll want to speak to him about getting you fired. Twisted Evil

By the way, nice slap VPM.

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:27 pm

Oh dear, tears rolling down me leg.
I've had 2 e-mails from him since the calls, 11:29 and 11:42.
One contains a brand new e-mail address from him :
me ritelectr onics_ac ctdepar tment@yah oo.co.uk
So I'm off to zap that one.

I think I'll have to send you on an inter-personal skills course so's you don't keep having these tantrums on the phone, you should be so sweet and nice with our suppliers (NOT! Twisted Evil

)

What do you think next?
Fake MTCN number or WUSecure forms?

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:48 am

Mark Owen is a rare gem indeed, never have I spoken to someone so F'in STUPID!! Laughing

He said he will talk to you so I dont get sacked and I asked him why he has not collected the money, and when he said he needed the number i FINALLY started to give it too him...OK, here it is 7.............. Then he says he will talk to you and hung up!! WTF

Guess he doesn't need the number afterall Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/markowen4

EDIT: he has just phoned back for the number..shame I am on my lunch now, he will call back in a hour Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:59 am

Ahhhh yes that is your lad above ^^^^^ I thought he was saying Ramone Rolling Eyes

a different 'him' just called and then i got the mark O name...asked what he wanted you for as I have the payment dets and he hung up Laughing

ahhhh well I never was any good at making friends Laughing

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:02 am

@VPM. My phone lad M@rc 0w3n has been told to phone again tomorrow sometime, I've told him all my staff are to be sacked for ineptitude, so if you get to the phone before me its his fault for grassing you up, but I'm sure that you won't hold it against him. Wink

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:48 am

Calls for Ron Jeremy from 'Ramone'? I have spoken to him several times and he is TOTALLY inept. Firstly he keeps asking for 'you' for payment details when I clearly have them here on my desk as he has been told over and over again. Then in the 'ramone2' call he decides to insult me and ask if I have not been passing his messages to you and why have you not emailed him..bla bla, Well you know by now this kind of talk really pisses me off Wink

so I rather told him off for being insulting and he (still on script) just keeps repeting himself. then I told him to apologise he just keeps repeting his script. So me thinks that Mr Jeremy will not do business with such an unproffesional twit.
You can play that either way..slap him for being a total idiot and apologise and receive the numbers from me he really wants

Or blame me for being a snotty cow with an attitude and he must get past me by any means possible to speak to you..this may involve disguising his voice or sumfin

lemme know what cha want to do..as right now he has just called 3 more times and is hanging up on me like a lil boi, so maybe mention that you keep phone records Rolling Eyes

It's gonna be a long day!! Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/ramone2
http://media.putfile.com/ramone3

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