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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:22 pm |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:16 pm |
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^^^^
Next time he rings would you be so kind as to tell him you can't get any sense when you ring your end and refer gim to the WU disservice line
This lad is only asking for $850 between calling the two of us he must have spent that already, he can drone into my voicemail for almost two minutes without anyone on the line. |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:31 am |
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@4X
Oh dear more problems, I thought after the first call 2+mins that he was mad at me but he called back and we talked for 10+ mins....then either ran out of credit or i pissed him off.
Anywho he claims I emailed him only 9 numbers, I told him I could not understand those foreign bastards down at WU and I went over the number many times with this foreign woman and I think David is confused somehow...I am stuck in my house with 6 foot of water and the council men in their boats keep going by an will not pick me up they keep saying they will send a barge for me and so on.....
email as you see fit
http://media.putfile.com/MadDavid1
http://media.putfile.com/MadDavid10mins |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:23 am |
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@ VP
You may receive a call from k3nn3dy m0butu s3s3k0, otherwise known as "recruit k3nn3dy".
He is calling for Ms. R4ch3l Butt3r5 the secretary of F4ther M4ximu5 Pha||us from the Church of the L1n0 R3ctum.
He is stalling his application form to my church and I want to light a fire under his arse to get on with it.
Have fun! |
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2891miles
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Dec 2006
Posts: 156
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:47 pm |
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@VP
V1nc3nt might call asking for G4ry Edm0nd the butch3r. You can tell him im busy slaughtering something and be as helpful as you usually are. |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:31 pm |
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Cheers vp
Those darn decorators
Going to send him an 11 digit number or maybe to v3r1fy s3c on Monday so hopefully more calls to come |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
(Grand Total 1,262)
Last edited by 4X1X9 on Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:37 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:47 pm |
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^^^ yeah I was hoping David would help me with some suggestions but he did not seem up for wallpaper talk |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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CerealMom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 36
Location: a theatre near you
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:24 pm |
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rofl @ the decorator and the wallpaper |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 5:10 pm |
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No worries with the number really, I have said I lived in the USA and the number was a company satellite phone provided to me by my company and I really do not know how to use it very good..yadda yadda. Most do not notice but if they ask I always use company phone excuse..their head office could be in the UK. The story's we tell run from almost sensible to utterly incomprehensible and most are believed there are some lads that are no fun |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Nyx
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Aug 2006
Posts: 24
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 4:27 pm |
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Thanks for the advice. The problem I have is that I made a big deal out of that fact that my character is from Finland, so giving a non-finish number is a problem.. I will have to change tactic in the future I think. But being from a country the lads know nothing about is fun too. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:58 pm |
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@Nyx
Lads prefer to just speak to one person which is why I suggest you give my number out as your own. Then once they do call we can fill in the blanks as to who I am. If you tell them to call 'someone' else to them it is taking a chance of someone else being wise to their scams and ruin the scam = no money for the scammers. Keep things simple and do not give them choices they ask for a number give them mine...no questions or explanation needed then build you story after.
Also only a low number of lads actually do call. All lads seem to want the phone numbers, a few call only once to validate you, only a few will call more than once and when you get one to this stage then it can get entertaining |
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Nyx
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Aug 2006
Posts: 24
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 3:46 pm |
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Looks like my Mr Williams rather want to talk to my character herself than the daughter.. Maybe he'll give up and call you instead soon.. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 2:38 pm |
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Hey Bill, No problem..I am always ready for your return trips and will keep your favorite room reserved for you and the misses
@4x
Well David has called back at 1pm promptly (he is very prompt...I am not used to a lad that can keep his appts! ) but unfortunatly with all the bad weather around the phone connections comes and goes, so I have put in a voicemail stating abt the weather and phone probs ant to leave a message..yadda yadda. He has been calling but not yet leaving a message |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 1:32 pm |
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HEY VP,
I'm sorry I seem to have lost them both, but in a sea so full of fish
Thanks for the help, J0s3ph might call, but just tell him we left your wonderful hotel with no forwarding address.
Thanks for your time and the great recordings
We'll meet again |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:35 am |
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Sorry 4x but I am not as competent as you thinks I am I spoke with MrDavid for a total of almost 10 minutes (5+ first call and 4.40 second call) and I have left the 'receipt' on my desk at work (also I email from work too, not from home) and told him I paid the money but he was confusing me asking for a NTCM number so I told him when I go to work Monday I could see it that was the receipt..but he did not like that idea. So he wants me to call them and get it...too bad a bunch of foreigners work there and I can not understand their accents (although Davids accent is OK ) he will call me back at 1pm. OH dear I hope I do not forget, as the decorator is here
http://media.putfile.com/MrDavid1-5min
http://media.putfile.com/MrDavid2-4min |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:27 am |
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^^^^
That is my lotto lad vp he was moaning last night that he couldn't get through I suggested "we" keep trying so hopefully he will call again today. Like I said he isn't having a good week he went to MG nothing was there, then U3man chopped his dollar now he can't get through to you
EDIT- Sent a mail asking him to call you around 11ish and you will be able to furnish him with a MTCN. Whether or not you can I will leave up to you. |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
(Grand Total 1,262) |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:16 pm |
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Nothing much to report except one 'Mr David' who started calling after I was off duty (after 5pm) and this is the best he could manage to the voicemail, of which he has not figured out and after 20+ calls he has definitely paid for connection charges for all so that is good. Now if he can only learn to call at a decent hour
http://media.putfile.com/MrDavid |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:50 am |
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@vpmanchester
Hopefully a bit of work is coming your way, expect a call from Ne11son Dav1d. He will be expecting you to have gone and wired him $850 via Western Union. Poor lad is not having a good time his dollar was chopped yesterday so I have had to ask you to send the fee on my behalf as now I'm skint. |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
(Grand Total 1,262) |
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Nyx
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Aug 2006
Posts: 24
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Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:04 am |
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Thanks! I will tell Barrister Williams to call you then. I am Iisa Haiikkonen from Finland, you are my daughter in law in England. Iisa is going to be new beneficiary to Mrs.Mudisat Brown. Good for her, right? |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:54 pm |
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Yes, pass my number on it has been abit quite lately |
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Nyx
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 18 Aug 2006
Posts: 24
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Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:32 pm |
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Are you still doing this? I would be really grateful if my lad could call you. If so, you are my daughter in law who lives in England. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:45 pm |
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Code word: Peanuts
Barrister Kenneth Mugabe called for 'Jimmy Campbell'?? maybe? he said the code word and when I asked what he wanted with you..he would not say. I mean he has already cleared security and I was being nice and polite. I let him know that I could pass him through to you but I just needed to know what he wanted as you are very busy. He just said to tell you he called and he does NOT want to speak to you. Whatta weirdo ahhhh well his loss.
http://media.putfile.com/BarrKennethMwav |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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eatz0r
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 May 2007
Posts: 3
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:34 pm |
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My lad kvv4m1 m3n5h (vv=w, 4=a, 1=i, 3= e, 5=s)
will be calling you soon. My name is Mr. G1vm3 C0vvb3ll, but he may ask for Mr. Robert White (which is the same person).
Just say that you are the secretary... My company is an internet marking company from Israel with the name www.a-2-z.co.il... He wants to sell me a shitload of gold. Say that the money transfer will be from the company and not from my personal account. (I am the ceo so i can do that...)
Just gain his trust and thats it.. I only want you to gain his trust..
THANKS!!!
UPDATE:
Another guy called Mr. Mike will be calling you. Again, just try to earn his trust. Say that you are Mr. G1vm3 C0vvb3ll's assistant. Again all the same details as above apply, except that this guy does not want to sell me a lot of gold, he wants something else. If he asks for money say again that the money will go through the company and not from my personal account.
UPDATE 2:
A guy called K3n 4m4d1 will be calling you also. Do exactly what I said to do with Mr. Mike.
Thanks again!
UPDATE 3:
Another guy called k3nn3th mug4b3 will call you. Again, do the same thing as with Mr. Mike. |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:01 pm |
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VPMachester for all your phone work in England. My lad is having a blast with her.
Profesional sound effects, perfect recordings and new twists to the storyline, I can almost feel his fear.
Thanks VP |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:41 pm |
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OK Gotcha, will let you know if and when they call. They all have been quiet lately, so I am saving my mood swings |
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