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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:22 am

^^^^ you just need a throwaway phone number (I use Flextel) they assign you a phone number that you control online. I switch from my homephone, mobilephone, voicemail accordingly as needed. Plus the bit I really like is you can opt to get the call logs emailed to you so you can tell the phone numbers of the lads that call....all this at a zero price but a rather high price for the lads that call Twisted Evil

(I think DMClub is similar too)

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:04 am

ROFL I need a throwaway phone - this sounds too fun! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:05 pm

If he calls back perhaps say I've been taken to hospital because of my snake bite. I'm not sure whether I want to make my character die yet or not, but the snake bite is perhaps pretty serious at the moment. Anyone know an obscure hospital in London where a tourist might end up?

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:03 pm

Ok cool, if he does call back..he will ask again where 'I an/or you' are at in London what have you told him? do you want him to meet you somewhere...like hooters in Soho? Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:40 pm

^^ Thanks vp I should have given you a little more information. My lad seems to go by the name of B3n Dur0u at times as well, so it sounds like that was him. Hopefully he'll call back Laughing

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My character went to the zoo today and got a nasty snake bite (I sent him a photo of "my" horribly swollen hand) so he's now either in hospital or on the verge of having to go to hospital as the snake venom spreads.

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:19 pm

I was helping tourettes suffering scots female calv1n_klein with her calls for abit today so the calls below may be for her or me...I dunno

This lad wants a London safari and caught me off guard, he said he was calling for a Mr Ben and you were supposed to meet him somewhere? I did not have any dets to give him Shocked

and if he is yours yrubraj the name does not fit? I could not understand who he wanted to talk to but it is a few mins of time wasting he was going to call back with his number but I got sidetracked with RL for abit..I am sure he will email whoever he belongs to

http://media.putfile.com/Wants2Meetwav

My good friend the Pastor from India, about 5 minutes of conversation of me not understanding him. Which he seems to think is funny...ahhh go on and laugh lad..your paying the bill!! Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/PastorIndia

Female Caller wants Mr Rowland or is calling for Mr Rowland (I forget) anywho she does not know what her own name is
http://media.putfile.com/4MrRowlandFemwav

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:43 am

Phil Lingood may be giving you a call soon. I (Ronald Malfoy in the bait) have come from New Zealand to pick up a consignment from Phil Lingood and we've been trying to organise a meet up since I arrived in London on July 3rd. I was in Valencia from July 6th until returning to London yesterday evening (London time).

I've said that I am currently staying in St John's Wood, exactly where Lord's Cricket Ground lies in real life if you want to arrange a meet up.

Female character could be the wife of Ronald's friend who he's staying with.

Thanks heaps

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 2:55 am

@VP
WELL DONE! Very Happy

http://media.putfile.com/4RevMonwav

Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:18 am

They get so distraught, you can't let just anyone speak with the Reverand!!

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:56 pm

Hmmmmmmmmmmm I wonder if perhaps he found this thread Shocked

give him one of the others 'pimp my number ' Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:05 pm

Probably my lad Ernst Hamberg looking to speak to Rev. Arthur about the long awaited MTCN! Twisted Evil

Attn: Rev. Arthur xxxxxx,

Please stop writting us because you are not a man of God as you trying to claim. the number you send to us to call was a Fraud number. you are a bastered idiot and do not contact this bank again. you are playing games and i called the number and fine out that it was a fraud number so stop mailling us.

Faithfully yours.
Ernest Hamburg.
OFFICER

Quote:

"I KNOW BELEIVE THAT YOU ARE A STUPID MAN, GO TO HELL, I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING MONEY, YOU ARE TOO POOR ME, I DON'T DO BUSINESS WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU"....Benjamin O. CIS Loans USA/Ghana

Quote:

Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:07 pm

Some self proclaimed very important bank manager called to speak to Rev (could not understand what he said) somebody. He sounded very impatient and as I was trying to extract information from him ever so tactfully he was most impatient. So I decided that maybe he just wanted to book a wedding, cremation or circumcision although we had a communications breakdown he was yaking away when connection was lost and in my experience this means the scammimg lil twat...err..I mean Bank Manager ran out of credit Rolling Eyes

, so I assume he will call back to confirm. Oh yes, he did seem confused as to which country he was calling Laughing

I of course do not respond to such questions as i usually have no idea what country I am in on a regular basis.

http://media.putfile.com/4RevMonwav
This call was only 5+ mins...so I reckon he will claim to have spent aby $800 on the call Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:01 pm

I personally know Mr Soloudo quite well and do speak to him on occasion, although he is quite tricky and tries to fool me by changing his voice Laughing

Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:21 am

Holy Warthog, Pro. S0lud0 really makes his rounds! ROFL Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:45 pm

VP, long time listener, first time caller. One Charl3s S0lud0 might be calling re; a Moneygram that had to go Abuja as opposed to Lagos. There was no choice due to tech troubles. Twisted Evil

I go by Mr. Yafyster.

Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 12:36 am

@ VP

You may receive a call from m1k3 0f0r1, otherwise known as "recruit 0f0r1".
He is calling for Ms. R4ch3l Butt3r5 the secretary of F4ther M4ximu5 Pha||us from the Church of the L1n0 R3ctum.
He is stalling his application form to my church and I want to light a fire under his arse to get on with it.
Have fun!

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:43 pm

@vpmanchester
Laughing

LMAO @ the T. bar downtown; nice touch. I find the voices in the background very interesting. He sounds like he's in a boiler room of telemarketers. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:20 pm

Yeah, I really could not understand anything he said..so I just made it up..still waiting for my Rogan Josh to be delivered tho Evil or Very Mad

. After those 3 calls another one called and spoke quite well saying he was Pastor...whatever, so I was normal and polite and said Ben (i think) would be back in a couple of hours and I will pass the message along..

I am hoping that was his oga that called me last and he gets slapped for being so silly and not able to hold a conversation

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:10 pm

snork!!! that was pastor ba6u of the or5anage all right
jeeezz who in the world can make that out.
I heard London England
VP you are hilarious
Were those guns going off in the background?
Oh God these language problems hahahhahahhabuhbye
That made my day.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Aug 2006 Posts: 34

I don't have time to listen to the clips right now, but could the indian pastor possibly be ? I keep calling him and aparently he runs some orphanage, but other than that I haven't really gotten very long with this bait, only replied with random bullcrap to a few emails.

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:01 pm

I have spoken to a 'Pastor from India' and we have a really hard time communicating because of the language barrier. After the first 2 calls with me trying to figure out what he is saying..so on the 3rd call I thought I would try ordering a couple curries and he said he would not charge me for them Laughing

6 mins of both of us talking about two totally different topics, I said I was richard by the way

http://media.putfile.com/IndiaLad1
http://media.putfile.com/IndiaLad2
http://media.putfile.com/IndiaLad3-6minswav

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:57 am

@VP
HOLY WARTHOG! Laughing

That was great as usual "Amie". Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 5:58 am

YOUR MUM!!! That was really funny..... nice work!

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:35 pm

He does sound mad... Laughing

I know it aggravates him when he gets your voicemail. With me being hard of hearing and all, he thinks it is really me on the phone and can't hear him. He's probably the one yelling loudest Laughing

Anyway....There should be a warning here somewhere. Something like:
Beware: Do not cunsume fluids prior to listening. You will CHOKE. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 8:13 pm

36dammit hahahhahhhahahha

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