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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:08 pm

Hi VP.Welcome back! You may get a call from a certain looking for an MTCN from . He will be in all likelihood a little frantic since he has been calling my K7 number a least 10 times in the past three days Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:17 pm

I have been receiving a few calls lately and will post them if anyone is expecting them? Or they may just be stragglers Very Happy

One wants to meet in London (I think maybe Steve is the name?)

Also a confused barrister had a chat with my VM

Other than that everything is back to abnormal and ready to take ur calls

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:40 pm

Heres a VM from Lad from India, I am not sure if this is the 'pastor' I spoke to last week or not. The lad does sound abit unhappy anyway..so good job Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/LadIndia

I am switching calls over to Calvin now until 30 July.

Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:44 am

Have a good break from the grind vpmanchester. Very Happy

@bill2 Speaking of Irish, I just received 2 $1000 money grams from ENTERPRISE IRELAND and I might need someone to speak with them for me because I am deaf and DUMB. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:25 pm

Thanks all I am finally back on my feet and ready for a holiday Razz

. I am off to Scotland next week so maybe you should send the calls Calvin's way (scottish female pimp number) and I will resume when I return

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:11 pm

Get well soon, that's more important, rest and vitamins and my Moms chicken soup Laughing

My lad can wait with his two Irish wolfhounds, no hurry no worry,
Get well first and have a great weekend

Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:54 am

POOOFFFFF!!!!!!! You are all more better good vpmanchester. jump_4_joy

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:43 pm

Please feel better soon, I miss you Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:22 pm

Hope you feel better soon.

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Get well soon VP.

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:29 am

I have been ill the last couple days and will sort the voicemails once I get back on my feet. Till then it is the lads fault if I do not answer Wink

sorry for the inconvience Sad

Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:26 am

^^^^^^^@beermuppet I hope that isn't your real name. :yikes:

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Jul 2007 Posts: 5

Hello,

I'm new and I've been sending a couple of mine over to you... so if you get any calls for Bill Lumbergh, thats me Smile

BM

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Hopefully Mr. Dav1d will be giving you another ring, that Mr. Be110 is about to chop your dolla. Hope you can retrieve in time before he gets his hands on the cash Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:13 am

^^^^^^^LMAO @ I have one recommendation, I feel it is only right for you to reimburse his phone expenses upon a valid and dated itemized phone bill Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:52 pm

4 NJbaiter...I think? Barr Joe from England wants to speak to Joe????

After questioning him for 4 minutes and his persistence I went to go get 'you' he waited 2 minutes of relative quite except for the exclamation of 'O my lord' then he hung up Laughing

After a few minutes he calls back for you..I told him that you picked up the phone and no one was there.and so now you were just in the driveway leaving, shame he was not on the phone when you answered it Twisted Evil

I can tell he still likes me because he said 'goodbye' the second time instead of the usual slamming the phone down after incomprehensible mutterings LOL.

I have one recommendation, I feel it is only right for you to reimburse his phone expenses upon a valid and dated itemized phone bill Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Joe6mins
http://media.putfile.com/Joe2ndCall

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:26 am

Ha Ha, Vp it was Father Crispin, that Stephan Kona wanted to speak to when he left a message. Hard to understand the poor English Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:47 pm

Barrister from England wants to speak to someone name sounds like it starts with J ? maybe? Quite boring lad and not really the chatty type Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/BarrFromEngland

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:54 am

^^^Wouldn't be Father M. Knightley would it..?

Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:40 am

Lad name sounds like Steven? and wants Father something, called and had a nice one sided conversation with my voicemail Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Steven4Father

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:16 pm

If a "Godwin Ansah" calls could you tell him "Father Jack" is here and wants to talk to him? You see poor old Jack is deaf and cant use a phone himself so he needs to sign to his assistant. Although she is very bad at understanding sign language, it could make for an amusing conversation. Although it is rather likely that he may not call at all.

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:26 pm

^^^ vpm I just about pissed myself laughing when I heard you explaining to Bart Simpson about the problems with WU. Absolutely priceless Wink

The cheeky sod called me 17 times from midnight last night until 8am this morning. My mobile was on but luckily A) It was upstairs and B) I was passed out drunk and wouldn't have heard it anyways. Thanks again for taking my calls for me Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:45 pm

Quote:

Edit: I hear him trying to spell my address, 432 Ohdur Pharte Boulevard... Priceless! Laughing

Is that what it was Laughing

I thought maybe it was a email address, as you can tell neither of us can understand each other yet can manage 5 plus mins getting nowhere and he does seem happy enough with the info I have given him. Make sure you tell him that I did pass the message on Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Aug 2006 Posts: 34

Haha, I just listened through the clips with and his gang, they're great. I'll tell them you're my dement and psychotic wife if they ask. I don't think they will ask though, I've just received new mails with a bunch of random information about their orphanage and an invitation to India.. Rolling Eyes

Edit: I hear him trying to spell my address, ... Priceless! Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:42 am

If anyone calls again Ronald has been taken to the New London Hospital as he was bitten by a Taipan snake and is now suffering from Rhabdomyolysis (thanks wikipedia). His doctor is Dr David Mulligan. I'll try to prompt him to call again when my nervous system isn't totally screwed anymore.

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