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NJbaiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 61
Location: Somewhere else
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:08 pm |
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Hi VP.Welcome back! You may get a call from a certain looking for an MTCN from . He will be in all likelihood a little frantic since he has been calling my K7 number a least 10 times in the past three days |
_________________ It is 100% risk free and secured with the mercenaries I am going to put in place.
STUPID CHURCH, STUPID CHURCH TO HELL WITH YOUR CHURCH AND ALL YOUR CONGRGATIONS. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:17 pm |
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I have been receiving a few calls lately and will post them if anyone is expecting them? Or they may just be stragglers
One wants to meet in London (I think maybe Steve is the name?)
Also a confused barrister had a chat with my VM
Other than that everything is back to abnormal and ready to take ur calls |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:40 pm |
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Heres a VM from Lad from India, I am not sure if this is the 'pastor' I spoke to last week or not. The lad does sound abit unhappy anyway..so good job
http://media.putfile.com/LadIndia
I am switching calls over to Calvin now until 30 July. |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:44 am |
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Have a good break from the grind vpmanchester.
@bill2 Speaking of Irish, I just received 2 $1000 money grams from ENTERPRISE IRELAND and I might need someone to speak with them for me because I am deaf and DUMB. |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:25 pm |
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Thanks all I am finally back on my feet and ready for a holiday . I am off to Scotland next week so maybe you should send the calls Calvin's way (scottish female pimp number) and I will resume when I return |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 7:11 pm |
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Get well soon, that's more important, rest and vitamins and my Moms chicken soup
My lad can wait with his two Irish wolfhounds, no hurry no worry,
Get well first and have a great weekend |
_________________ I don't do bling, I just do lads |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:54 am |
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POOOFFFFF!!!!!!! You are all more better good vpmanchester. |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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CerealMom
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 36
Location: a theatre near you
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:43 pm |
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Please feel better soon, I miss you |
_________________ CerealMom |
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Mr Creosote
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 91
Location: Castle Aaargh
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:22 pm |
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Hope you feel better soon. |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:02 pm |
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Get well soon VP. |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:29 am |
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I have been ill the last couple days and will sort the voicemails once I get back on my feet. Till then it is the lads fault if I do not answer sorry for the inconvience |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:26 am |
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^^^^^^^@beermuppet I hope that isn't your real name. |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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beermuppet
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 5
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Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:33 pm |
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Hello,
I'm new and I've been sending a couple of mine over to you... so if you get any calls for Bill Lumbergh, thats me
BM |
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4X1X9
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
Posts: 5905
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Posted:
Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:44 am |
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Hopefully Mr. Dav1d will be giving you another ring, that Mr. Be110 is about to chop your dolla. Hope you can retrieve in time before he gets his hands on the cash |
_________________ I can sense tunes of unnecessary logic in your mails, meaning that you can never work with us to actualize this project no matter how we try to convince you - Mr. Chidi 0kpala
You will have to munch the statistics of the transfer so I can give to them - Mr. James Hessom Hessom
If not that you only hide behind computer and be playing prawns with us - Benny Clifford
France - Luxembourg
x26 - 2012 x258 - 2013
x263 - 2014 x160 - 2015
x204 & x1 - 2016
x177 - 2017 x81 - 2018
x85 - 2019 x9 -2020
(Grand Total 1,262) |
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Mind Freak
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 261
Location: Pangaea
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Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:13 am |
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^^^^^^^LMAO @ I have one recommendation, I feel it is only right for you to reimburse his phone expenses upon a valid and dated itemized phone bill |
_________________ Welcome to the Outerlimits of the Twilight Zone mugu Oga; it's all in your head and so am I!
Whether you are Moslem, Jewish, Christian, or any of thousands of other beliefs, or simply a Being without any religious standing, the Laws of Morality and the Scriptural Laws only applies when you are dealing with people that live by those laws! http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=32877
In the spirit of [oss] Col. Hogan's credo, "You'll assist fellow victims, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy's operations." [the cia didn't tell me to say that and hls didn't either; guess who did] |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:52 pm |
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4 NJbaiter...I think? Barr Joe from England wants to speak to Joe????
After questioning him for 4 minutes and his persistence I went to go get 'you' he waited 2 minutes of relative quite except for the exclamation of 'O my lord' then he hung up
After a few minutes he calls back for you..I told him that you picked up the phone and no one was there.and so now you were just in the driveway leaving, shame he was not on the phone when you answered it I can tell he still likes me because he said 'goodbye' the second time instead of the usual slamming the phone down after incomprehensible mutterings LOL.
I have one recommendation, I feel it is only right for you to reimburse his phone expenses upon a valid and dated itemized phone bill
http://media.putfile.com/Joe6mins
http://media.putfile.com/Joe2ndCall |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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NJbaiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 08 May 2007
Posts: 61
Location: Somewhere else
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Posted:
Fri Jul 13, 2007 2:26 am |
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Ha Ha, Vp it was Father Crispin, that Stephan Kona wanted to speak to when he left a message. Hard to understand the poor English |
_________________ It is 100% risk free and secured with the mercenaries I am going to put in place.
STUPID CHURCH, STUPID CHURCH TO HELL WITH YOUR CHURCH AND ALL YOUR CONGRGATIONS. |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:47 pm |
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Barrister from England wants to speak to someone name sounds like it starts with J ? maybe? Quite boring lad and not really the chatty type
http://media.putfile.com/BarrFromEngland |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:54 am |
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^^^Wouldn't be Father M. Knightley would it..? |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:40 am |
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Lad name sounds like Steven? and wants Father something, called and had a nice one sided conversation with my voicemail
http://media.putfile.com/Steven4Father |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Mercury
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Posts: 157
Location: Ireland
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:16 pm |
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If a "Godwin Ansah" calls could you tell him "Father Jack" is here and wants to talk to him? You see poor old Jack is deaf and cant use a phone himself so he needs to sign to his assistant. Although she is very bad at understanding sign language, it could make for an amusing conversation. Although it is rather likely that he may not call at all. |
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Join the church of today |
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calv1n_klein
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jun 2007
Posts: 58
Location: on a good looking mans ass!
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:26 pm |
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^^^ vpm I just about pissed myself laughing when I heard you explaining to Bart Simpson about the problems with WU. Absolutely priceless The cheeky sod called me 17 times from midnight last night until 8am this morning. My mobile was on but luckily A) It was upstairs and B) I was passed out drunk and wouldn't have heard it anyways. Thanks again for taking my calls for me |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Posted:
Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:45 pm |
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Edit: I hear him trying to spell my address, 432 Ohdur Pharte Boulevard... Priceless! Laughing |
Is that what it was I thought maybe it was a email address, as you can tell neither of us can understand each other yet can manage 5 plus mins getting nowhere and he does seem happy enough with the info I have given him. Make sure you tell him that I did pass the message on |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Derrick
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 34
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Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:44 pm |
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Haha, I just listened through the clips with and his gang, they're great. I'll tell them you're my dement and psychotic wife if they ask. I don't think they will ask though, I've just received new mails with a bunch of random information about their orphanage and an invitation to India..
Edit: I hear him trying to spell my address, ... Priceless! |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Posted:
Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:42 am |
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If anyone calls again Ronald has been taken to the New London Hospital as he was bitten by a Taipan snake and is now suffering from Rhabdomyolysis (thanks wikipedia). His doctor is Dr David Mulligan. I'll try to prompt him to call again when my nervous system isn't totally screwed anymore. |
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If you know what is going on here, you will be shock to your marrows - Captain Brian
Ahm3d K4diri: Tamale (Ghana) - Porto Novo (Benin) |
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