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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

First thing..you like my new avatar?? wish those lads could see how sexy I really am! Twisted Evil

You do have a mobile but of course it is not business like to use it when you have important meetings it is just plain rude to have it on. You rarely use it on weekends because of your woman problems..too many of them. That is whay you have a secratary to do these things for you and when things are finalized alond the line you will gladly speak to him (always promise shit you will never do...just like they do).

or else you may have had a throat surgery do to smoking, be tone deaf or have tinnitus anything especially big medical terms that give a reason not to speak on the phone.

I will just have to see if he wants me to come to Spain anyway and I will have to hide from your wife...after all HE said I could go Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ohh darling... I have a new little something for youuuuuu... a new slap happy lad for you to slap around for your pleasure Twisted Evil ! osaro timothy will be calling, I did not tell him about you at all, possibly you took my phone or I left it or something... but he will need to call back because you are so forgetfull when it comes to messages. I know you wont waste much of his time whereas he will be calling internationaly and it will cost him a bundle for every minute you keep him on the hook with you... Twisted Evil Thanks again hun, your the best ! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Correction

Quote:
Have you been contacted by the WEST WORLD LOGISTICS LTD from Spain?
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My Reply:-

Quote:
I have not been able to reply before because no secure email was
available.
Unfortunately, by mentioning the Spanish connection to my secretary you
have caused much embarrassment.
I am conducting an illicit relationship with her (as a man of the world,
you must appreciate these things), and my wife would not understand.
I have already promised my good lady that she can accompany to Spain -
your comments mean my secretary is now demanding to come too!
No, I have no communication from the West Life Ltd. They don't seem very
businesslike.
Perhaps we should move the funds elsewhere. I have some contacts.
I have tried unsuccessfully to find their contact details. Pleease email
the details to me or phone my secretary.
Hope this clarifies things
Flyte


Maybe you could firm up the Spain trip with him.
Any ideas what should I say about my not having a mobile?
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cool Bill2, you have a PM and I look forward to seeing you in the morning...with my big tip....booze will do just fine Wink
Cheers
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@yb100
LOL HA! he thinks he is confused now Wink

You should tell him that he got you into big trouble and he should not talk so much about private business, and let him know you are thinking of calling it off because of the woman stress he has caused you...just leave enough room for him to come crawling back with an apology.

If he calls tomorrow and won't give me any info..I may just flirt with him Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good morning, room 106 books another night and will leave on Saturday before 11 am for a quick visit to London and an airplane to Amsterdam. Tomorrow is shopping day; I'll tell him that in his morning email.
Thanks for the trouble and you're right about the tip, my father was Dutch, they never tip Very Happy But you ought to get a big tip; this really was easy stalling for me.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I want an immedite response to you,i called the number you gave me and you Secretary picxk and it was confussing me,I need your direct mobile telephone number immediately.


The security Company, "West Life Ltd" (I thought that name was a boy band or film) is in Spain.

I know I shouldn't have tried to cut you out of a trip to the Costas!

I'll take up your suggestions for slaps, and try to find the destination in Spain,
so I can book the tickets.
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL, he just called at 10pm and I told him you were grumpy and do not want to be disturbed plus you did not leave me a tip Laughing Of course you can stay longer though. I will invite him over too Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Love you Very Happy
We'll be in the Pub by then to grab something to eat as the hotel kitchen closes at nine I guess. I'll tell him about the good beers and ale you got there. Thanks, this is great, we might stay another day Smile I like the Hotel and we have nowhere to go, Mr G can wait. Twisted Evil

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 4:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@bill2

called you today, and I told him you were in your room and not too be disturbed, I am the desk clerk and he will try back in a couple of hours, I may be under the influence by then..so my message taking may be interesting Wink

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was thinking (100% risky and dangerous) maybe if I grudgingly (is that a word? Confused ) go to the WU send the money, but forget or lose the recipt. Then either I will have to go back the 150 miles to get the number or whatever I will give him the number and of course with me dealing with him over the phone..mistakes do happen.

So after a couple attempts (phonecalls) at trying to get a corect number blah blah, I will get really pissed off at him and you can send him through the WU cycle of McScroodges modality. I'll give him 9 numbers and say thats all they gave me and when he complains send them the WU disservice number. Either one or both would be good.

I forgot I did invite him to come over and collect the cash, but he ignored my question Ha!

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baiterbrazil
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ive sent him this message
Quote:

Dear P4raj0

No problem, Im ready to make the transfer, please when you call Lindy back at 3 pm let her know all the details.

Just one thing, in order to keep this transfer out of TAX you are supposed to fill in this form as attached and then send them by FAX to my company. Do it as soon as possble, so that the money can be transferred.

Regards

Rodrigo

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vp

Do as you wish. I dont know much about this WU stuff so you can do anything. Ive already sent him a form, for me - a newbie baiter- its enough already.

Now its our game, dear Lindy! AHAHAHHAAHHA

Im having so much fun!
I could do this the whole day, unfortunately Ive got a graduation to finish ehehehehe

Thanks

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 2:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@baiterbrazil

Ha! your lad is punctual if nothing else...3pm GMT on the dot he called again. I have told him that I have the money with me but my bank said the closest WU is 150 miles away, I really really do not want to drive that far, so I am waiting for you to call me. He expexts me to go in the morning..I still tried to get him to wire it but no go.

I can 'send' it tomorrow if you like and throw away the reciept Twisted Evil and he can collect it the best way he knows how...or whatever.

Lemme know which way you want this to run, this one will be really easy to piss off, I have only been abit stupid and slow with him so far.

Your game..your call Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 1:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks vp!

Hes going to be a bit busy with some forms to fill in Razz

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@yb100

Your lad is very chatty! We racked up just under 15 minutes. Of course you are in a meeting and he will try later. He told me some of what he wants (mostly not understandable) but as I am your secratary I guess he felt safe sharing with me. Then he said something about you going to Spain...this pissed me off as you have not said anything to me about this and since we are screwing around also...I do not want you going out of the country spending money on whores n bitches...So he invited me to!!


LOL, thats worth a big ole slap telling me about your private business, as I am only your secratary/occasional intimate partner (I bet you are even married?). Now your secratary/POA wants to travel with you...that could cause all sorts of problems and I was not supposed to tell anyone about 'us'.

He said he will call back later on, if you have any ideas on where you want me to take him...lemme know

Cheers
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@baiterbrazil
Your Called me today, and I have his information to send $1850 to him via WU or MG. I wanted to wire it to him but he said it would take too long, and I have no idea whatsoever what WU or MG is about and I am supposed to ask the people at the bank today. He will call me back at 3pm today (what time zone I do not know and did not ask). Also I do not have a computer here at home, maybe one at work if you need me to, but I could not email him any details.

So it's your choice, you can mess with his head and fill out endless forms and go through McScroodge's ever so fun WU modality and the WU disservice numbers.

Or we can have an argument and I will spend all the money on booze and gambling, and tell him how bad you really treat me....life story..yadda, yadda

Or any other ideas you have..I am open for anything, and I can actually understand this lad!! Which is great..I kept him on for a good few minutes spelling everything too me Laughing

cheers
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He sure should call now, He has not tried at all I think he was just trying to get away without paying phone charges...OH but he must! Twisted Evil . I will be ready and waiting and I sure hope you gave him the password, account or order number or whatever I make up that he needs to first provide before I unleash my wisdom Wink

My phone is on 24/7 no answer phone and it logs all missed calls should someone ring when I am getting my Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's. So there it no excuse whatsoever saying they tried..cuz they did not.........even if they did I'd still give em shit...just because it is fun Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi vpmanchester,my dear wife (hehehehheeh)

The lad has sent this email:
Quote:
On 25/10/06, 3n0gie k0ff1 <[email protected]> wrote:

Attention: Mr. M4dure1r4

Dear Sir,
We note your mail. We have tried to reach your wife on the number given to us but it could not go.

Please send the instruction to your wife and let her send the money as mentioned in the last mail. We want to get this paperwork done tomorrow, so it is important that this money comes in in the morning.

Yours trully,
K0ff1 P4raj0


And I replied this:
Quote:
Dear Mr. K0ff1

Try once more to get in touch with her, she knows a lot and she will do everything correctly, Ive talked to her already, she is just waiting for instructions. Her name is Lindy and her phone is 44 7014213166 (Note that you must call from a normal telephone, if you use Skype or VOIP it wont be possible to continue this. Make sure you call from a NORMAL telephone.)
Since you dont want to contact her, I think you dont want to make any business, and I will be obliged to finish up our business relations

Thanks you very much, its sad we didnt reach a consensus.
Good luck and have a nice day.


So, Lindy, after this email I guess hes going to call, make him spend lots of time (and money) trying to explain you hheehehhehe.

Thanks!!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sure Thing! Send em this way, The more the merrier Laughing

I love to keep them confused and maybe abit pissed off..but sure to call back again because I usally cannot answer a direct question directly with any sense of sensibility (my practice for politics later in life Wink ).

I usally go along with whatever story they come up with and add some resistance in and if I have no idea who they are..then I just make things up.

cheers
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ vpmanchester
I might be spending a night, with my wife, in Falty Towers (no idea how to write that)
Would you like to be the desk clerk, for my poor lad Very Happy Don't worry about putting him through to me, I'm too deaf to hear the phone anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 3:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll be sending my pet of a few months along - he's been called a little boy, chaser of the village goat and he refuses to fill out my form for me
(see my sig...)

You get the picture.... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am so ready for All of them!! Twisted Evil

I just found out a REALLY REALLY great thing!!!!! This flextel number will not work on Skype so the poor poor lads must call from a mobile or landline!! happy crowd

That is the best thing I have learned this week!! No wonder why they seem impatient and do not talk very long.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My name is R0drig0 M4dureir4, Im an american into selling and buying arts business, Im currently in Brasil trying to buy a masterpiece from Aleijadinho ( a famous artist here) and unable to chek my emails so often.

Be as mean as possible heheheheh. This is my first bait!

Thanks

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 2:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello Vpmanchester, this is my first posting.

A lad called K0ffi P4raj0, might call you. I think hes from Cte DIvoir, so he might have a very strong frenchy accent.

You are my wife, Lindy, and hes going to give you some details of the money transfer Im supposed to do.

Be as rude as possible, if you want to create up things you are free.

Thanks very much!

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