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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:49 pm

vpmanchester wrote:

I cannot remember who this is for?

Lad called me and wanted to speak to (sounds like) and I am supposed to be Austrailian

LOL, many thanks VP Very Happy

That's mine, a call for . You're his PA, but I never said what your nationality was.

I'll slap him...and tell him you hold dual nationality and I'm having an affiar with, you and how dare he try to hit on you.

The petrol mod is new to me though! Shocked

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:19 am

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So anyone calls looking for Cleo Torus, well, rub 'em the wrong way.

Just now got that one. Funny!

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:49 am

I cannot remember who this is for?

Lad called me and wanted to speak to (sounds like) and I am supposed to be Austrailian, he picked up my accent and asked me if I was American..so he has some knowlegde of accents Shocked

I told him that 'we are allowed to leave the country every now and then' He told me that I am supposed to open a bank account bla,bla he stayed on for a few minutes explaing things to me. I told him that I was the right person and you have not told me anything yet..another time I told him no I am not her but I just want to know everything anyway..didn't really matter he was going on talking which most of it I could not understand and he was not quite patient enough for me to write things down. He did mention Petrolum too. My brain cells are turning on very slowly this morning.

So expect an email from him, since he has twigged my accent..you can tell him you have a nosey (whoever I am) American female blah blah or use it in whichever way you would like. He tried to ask where I was and if I was married (questions to entrap me I guess) I took that as flirting and told him I did not know him well enough for that stuff Wink

He is quite alert and probably been baited as he want to validate information and that is something I am not very good at Laughing

Cheers
vp

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:04 am

Sure is lots of fun bill, the best stress relief method there is and the pay is excellent too!! Surprised

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:49 am

Hey, girl your business is booming and you're having fun Wink

I might get myself a untraceble phone for Canada too, looks like fun and I hate typing Smile

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:54 pm

Hello, you may be getting a call from a Robison Cole. We are currently in negotiations on the renting of an apartment for me to run my escort service out of. He of course wants the deposit up front and WU to Nigeria even though he is in North Carolina. Perhaps you could be one of my "girls" and inquire as to whether he is a customer and what kind of services he requires?

Oh and my character name is Ineeda Douche.

Thanks!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 37

VP

Got a David Douglas on the hook for ya: a straight trunk-of-cash in London bait.

So anyone calls looking for Cleo Torus, well, rub 'em the wrong way.

Muchas grass

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:46 pm

@yb100
Your lad called again this afternoon, just wanted me to tell you he called. He said he is your friend and I know him LOL, he does not hang around to chat though. You need to get him movingas he has been around for abit, and he needs some motovation! Laughing

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:08 pm

Awwww gee thanks, I may have missed him on Sat morn early had a missed call before we went out but no one else has called, so the weekend has been quiet.

Just replaced my motherboard, the old one had a short...and for the first time in history..it went without a hitch and nothing was lost!! Now that is a new one for me!! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

I would like to say a public thank you to vpmanchester for helping me to drive a scammer of mine round the twist this week. Although I think we have lost them it has been a fun week, I fully recommend that people on this forum let vp speak to thier lad!

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:21 pm

@3strikes

Kewl I will be awaiting his call, it gets so quiet on weekends I only ever get a couple calls if I am lucky. Will let cha know if he contacts me Laughing

Cheers
vp

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:12 pm

^^^ You have pm. I've got a really nervous lad that needs to call you:D

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:28 pm

@pitty
If you are having problems with your lads calling, are you giving them my number as your own? Thats the best way to get them to call when they think they will be getting you as they are rather weary of 3rd parties. Then when they call and get me instead of you, it is just an added bonus to enrich thier lives Laughing

Then you can make up who I am then

@yb100
Respect Razz

Does that mean he has gotten rid of the porno? Ha I should have told him I was in them magazines...but I think the high and mighty stance worked a treat. I guess it's a good time to ask for a payrise Laughing

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Jul 2006 Posts: 15

Respect!

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However,i called you but you Secretary could not put me through to you,i respect her view and i want to believe that we are in this together and she will understand that this is for all of us.

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:39 pm

Hey Herb,
Your lad called and I told him jennifer was not home at the moment and I demanded he tell me what he wanted with her..but he did not want to share with me Crying or Very sad

So you may get a email complaining that 'whoever I am' was not friendly and wanted to know too much Wink

If he calls back I will pretent to be Jenny and get him to waste some more money.
Cheers
vp

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:13 am

I will be sending some lads since I am now a chick named Jennifer. LOL

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:52 pm

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I have not even started with the dominatrix stuff yet

[singing]

SHIVERS DOWN MY BACK BONE!!![/singing]

p.s. in retrospect, that lyric was probably not the best choice, what with that being our leaders name and all that Confused

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:46 pm

@pitty
you tryin to sweet talk me? I have not even started with the dominatrix stuff yet Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:35 pm

VP, major thanks Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:09 pm

VP, it dismays me that my lads never call when I give your number out, but nonetheless I enjoy coming here to read what you have been saying to the lads.

The reason I am telling you that is that I would like to tell you that you are quite the bitch and I am glad my girlfreind isn't like your alter ego(s)

I hope you take that as the compliment it was meant to be Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 9:53 pm

@yb100
your lad just called again and was trying to be polite thinking I would forget and pass you the phone. Although I did not mention the porno incident, I simply refused to pass along a message and was just being a bit annoying..told him you forgot my Bday so I wasnt passing any messages to you cuz I is mad Cool

, he was talking really fast and i told him I did not understand French...that seemed to piss him off and he told me he was speaking English LOL (no offense to the French...I just throw in a language when they start carrying on and do not stick to just one) btw I have not identified myself as anyone I could be your pa, secratary, wife, brother that has had 'the change' anything is possible to keep em confused Twisted Evil

@Raoul & 1966
Yep I will let you know if they call, and will report the sorid details. I will try to keep to your story, but when I get confused or drunk anything can happen and they may be totally and utterly confused when i am done with them Wink

Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 7:18 pm

VP, is it possible you can pose as , you are the PA for who is conducting a deal with

Sir Les is in Edinburgh on diplomatic duties until the weekend, then he flies to Belfast for further cultural diplomatic meetings.

Sir Les has no set schedule, and please emphasise that Sir Les has said he will meet the barrister in either Scotland or Northern Ireland.

Sir Les is currently too busy to conduct calls so the lad he must go through you - under no circumstances can his duties be disrupted.

Oh yeah, Sir Les addreses the lad as Ragu (as in the pasta sauce)

Many thanks Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Aug 2005 Posts: 65

I may refer Barrister "John Robort" he is the lawyer for Samual Didi

( a dead bank customer scam )

He will ask for Jack Meoff because Jack sent him a Moneygram payment and he is having trouble cashing it.

If you get a chance to have some fun, let me know how it goes.

Thanks

Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:42 pm

My teachers always told me ..my mind was a terrible thing.. Twisted Evil

.

So I find this entertaining and these things just pop into my head when they are talking, and I can turn just about anything around to make it go 'my way' just ask my RL hubby Laughing

Keep em comming I enjoy the amusement

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Jul 2006 Posts: 15

Awesome!
admire your acting abilities.
I'll have to ask him why he was phoning you about pornographs?
As you have guessed, the fund, in Madrid, is hidden as :-

Quote:

FAMILY PRIVILEDGE/PHOTOGRAPHIC CONSIGNMENT

I've, at long last, got a demurrage demand from the security company.
I'm not sure what's next, maybe some form filling would be good.. or mabe a webcam in Madrid..

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