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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello vp

I just received an email from .
He is very poor and wants help but to get some he must call you and apologize 5 times... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 4:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Odubuster
Call for unfortunatly we had a terrible connection and could not bond properly. He did say he would call back and I had no luck with chit chat. I won't be holding my breath but would love to chat with him if he ever finds a decrnt connection Laughing

@Mrpop
Call for Your lad did try to get abit pushy with me but I did tame him somewhat. I told him you were here and I wanted to know who he was..so he spelt his name for me, and would not tell me nothing else except that he wanted to talk to you about business and he is comming to london 'next tomorrow' not tomorrow as i did ask but 'next tomorrow'...uhh ok. He has done all of his Christmas shopping but has not bought me anything and he will be bringing his wife jessica. They will not stay with us (this is all new to me and he still will not tell me his business but I like asking questions Very Happy ) Then I asked if I could take Jessica shopping with me when they come and he hung the phone up ..personally I think he is abit tight fisted with his money and does not want us girls to go 'out on the town' Laughing Laughing
Anywhoooo he may just complain to you with an email abt some nosey soandso asking him questions Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dearest richard called today, twice! Very Happy

1st call: He requested to speak with you and to tell you to check your email...(yawwwwn Rolling Eyes ). I said 'Merry Christmas and what are you going to buy me' this startled him for a moment and I repeted it..I think this got him into the holiday spirit as he said he was sending me a card and money Very Happy so hands off if you get the mail before I do!! I asked him what he wanted me to get for him..he said 'anything' so I said 'cool I will get you a bag of coal' to which he replied that he would love that!! Laughing as were were having a friendly convo then I guess he got back to business and told you to check you email and all the friendly goodbys

2nd call: only abt 5 mins after the first, he said 'hello this is Peter again, can you call me back' to which I told him I was much to busy to do things like that. Then he said for me to call him later and just before he hung up he repeted for you to check your email.

Now I wonder why he wants me to call him..any jealous hubby would rip him a new arsehole Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No call from Mister Joseph P0erwant0 for Sarah as yet... Crying or Very sad

I expect he may be busy with those questionnaires... Confused
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

happy crowd

Awwwwwww my heart bleeds....................

Hahahahahahaaaaa Dammit I have been trying for months to get told off like that!! Laughing

I could tell by the way he spoke he could not con anyone ever..hopefully if he ever does get an 'naive' person to answer his emails he will 'go off' sooner or later thinkin he is being wound up again Laughing It is so good to ruin thier trust in the WWW of baiters Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP: Thanks. You did much better with Williams than I did. He did indeed send me a lovely email:

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Same to you. I will never read your email again. Nne gi, Nna gi, I will fuck your mother, Otu umu nne gi nwanyi na esi isi. Iga ebute HIV and AIDS. Onye oshi... Illegal immigrant. iga hi enweta akwukwo gi na obodo oyibo. Egbugom ozu, too much money. gi wa nolu ebeawa na akpo iyi. Ogbeye onu ntu.


(except it was blue and in a 48 point font)

Thatís in response to the very insulting IBO auto-reply vacation message that I accidentally (really) put in Arnaud's mailbox just before Willie emailed him, so he got an obvious b8er Straight To Death Threat email before we had a chance to string him along much.

I didnít think heíd call after I played my hand so early, but apparently he also needed to shout at me (or you). Sounds as though you wasted a good deal of his time, and of course, he'll get the final present in his phone bill. All in all, I'd say it worked fine, so thanks much!

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey VP, You might get a phone call for Pastor Hugh Janus from Suzanne Jajar or her son David Jajar. Please feel free to max out their phone card credits Smile

cheers

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Divine
your lad called today and of course i told him you were at home but first I wanted to know if he could help with my charity..after abit of explanation he said he would call me tomorrow with the details on how much he will donate for xmas!! Isn't that wonderful!! Laughing . then I guess he had enough of talking because he just said to tell you to check your email instead of me fetching you from the other room..and yes he did say it is 'myjohnson' LOL since his apology he has been sooo nice..I may just threaten to blackmail him next time Twisted Evil

@MikeHawk
Your lad called today too He has the most thuggish manor and not one bit of tact (i will not tell him so..let him think he is slick Wink ) he kept shouting in the phone very loud, I think the neighbors heard (maybe because i told him i could not hear him well..then told him he was too loud). He would not tell me what he wanted with you and I told him you were home, he said No he is not your boyfriend Razz then just said he was a friend..then later he was a business partner..but never answered my initial question as to what was it he wanted you for. Then he had the nerve to ask me who I was..I told him 'sorry it don't work that way..you called me I did not call you..so you tell me what I want to know first then we will answer your questions' I think that confused him abit he just said for you to check your email Laughing

@Franc28
Whatever floats your boat Laughing as baiters we are all to smart and to tight to spend money calling expensive phone lines Razz I usally post the unknown calls or new numbers on the thread anyway but if anyone needs that MTCN then gimme a call

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks just about too pass your number on, im currently out of the country on business see if you can get hi to donate as much as possible he does have 15.5mill to spend and he works for a bank. Hes gotta have a few mill laying around not doing much.

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o and his number is 00226 *6 *6 *2 *1 its valid as i gave it a quick ring to see if it worked no one answered but it only rang 2 times.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

. He has given his wife strict instructions that he is not to be disturbed as he is working hard to finish marking papers before the holidays. She may want to go shopping and knows he wont go until he finishes...

Yes, that is a UK mobile phone number Shocked I don't have an email address for him, so if you could get one that'd be great.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if any lonely baiters have toyed with the idea of calling vpmanchester themselves... Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No problem give em my number..I have been in a charitable frame of mind due to the holiday, so once I get thier name and/or who they wish to speak to. I will ask what they want and if they do not wish to divulge the info I shall go into my charity mode and see if they wish to donate before I pass the phone on to you. It will only take a moment of thier time Very Happy I am trying damn hard to be cheery this week Twisted Evil

@MH
I only had 1 missed call this morning so if it was him he sure did not try too hard Rolling Eyes so slap him and tell him to get dialling!! Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If its ok with you ill pass your number so expect a call from Ahmed Huda for a Dr. Robotnik (i love that name hahaha) your my PA at the Little Miss Piggy Bank, see if you can just fob him off that im in a meeting and whatever abuse you wish too throw at him. An the best way to contact me is through email. He wants a number to keep things going but im useless on the phone. Will this be ok?
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor Willie:

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Arnaud,

I have tried severaly to call you today, your phone was ringing no reply. Do you have any telephone number where I can reach you?

It is very important that we speak because the money involved is a lot of money and I need to talk to you and we discuss the modalities, before we can proceed.

I look forward to hear from you.

Warm regards


I'll give him the other number, of course. And, thanks VM, for screening this opportunity. As a wealthy businessman, I get so gosh darned many proposals that I have to have my staff review them all, understand them thoroughly, and only send the good ones on to me. He needs to convince you, and it sounds as though he has the time to explain it properly to you.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Call for . He did not like the small talk and got rather impatient with my questioning on what exactly it is that he wants and hung up. Some lads have no imagination at all Razz

Another call for Richard, same as eariler today.. ..0023480***81431 at 19:05:49 on Dec 16 2006 He said check your email bla bla. I told him you were here but when I asked him what this was pertaining too..he tried to get tough with me and demand I go and get you right now! To this I replied 'Ok I will tell Richard that you are talking very naughty to me and he will not be your friend anymore' Hehehehe..He then thought about his manners and tried an apology and then he 'asked' nicely could he speak to you, to which I answered...what is this pertaining too? He then just said tell him to check his email and said goodbye and hung up. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's dying to call and tell Arnaud Homme de Pelouse all about it:
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Thank you very much for your reply and your willingness to assist me in this very important business. I can assure you of the safety of the entire business and guarantee the success of it as long as you follow my instructions, advice and we adhere to the process of the transfer accordingly.

Send to me your telephone number so that I can call you and discuss with you the entirety of the business and I will give you the details and the modalities of the business.

Get back to me urgently so that we can move forward.

Best regards




The odd thing is, I have absolutely no idea what he has to propose, but he did answer my ASEM within 5 minutes, so I think he's eager, and it sounds very important. Twisted Evil However, I'm sure he's going to mispronounce Arnaud's name ("Ar-NOH"), so he'll be wrong from the first sentence on. Of course, if he's encouraged, he might want to talk a loooong time.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Call for he wants you to check your email. I attempted small talk but the connection was too bad I did keep him a couple minutes though, he says he will call back. This lad has previously made numerous 'one bells' and I have spoken to him once before.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL, I guess I can vote myself a pay rise then? Very Happy

It is so much fun confusing the mugus and just perfect for my twisted sense of humor and it is good stress relief when I get one that likes to argue and of course most of them think women 'have thier place..seen and not heard type of attitude' and I have the ability to twist anything they say into something demented and sometimes things that make absolutly no sense at all....or being so sugar sweet they actually think I am nice, then the fun really begins and I really weird them out..and leaves them confused but the baiters existance verified.

I have one that has been going for a couple months now and the good ole Barr keep ringing for xxx, who is never there or he does not wait long enough while I go and get xxx. Now the Barr has been sacked but he still tries to contact xxx and we have small talk about xmas the weather etc...so this barr really truely belives I like him and has him 'hooked' as far as the authencity of this bait...we are now starting to turn the screws abit on him..hopefully for a really cool trophy for xxx.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think VP deserves huge kudos for

1. Being willing to take calls from mugus
2. Being able to keep a straight face while talking to the morons
3. Coming up with such banal but convincing reasons why mugus can't speak to the person they actually want to talk to.
4. Being able to keep tabs to who's who and their story so far.

I would fail miserably on all 4 criteria. You're a star VP and an asset to the whole Eater community (was that OK? you said to talk you up. $50 via WU no questions asked Wink )

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nothing personal VP, but I have complete faith in your hoodwinking abilities....

Its actually mean't as a back handed compliment in a strange way... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I will keep me ears open Very Happy
@Simba behave with the Grandma stories...I am only 29 (in female years that is Wink ) besides everytime I try my lil ole lady voice I get called a child LOL I sure hope they call weekends are far too quiet.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP Joy Sou may (although I doubt it!!) be calling for Father Joe Blob. I have repeatedly told her that I'm deaf so please feel free to verbally abuse her!

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP - You will no doubt be getting a call from my "fiance" Mr J0seph.H P0erwant0.

Be nice to him Grandma, and have a nice little chat with my future hubby whilst I am out on the town....... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sterling work vp.

Here's what DJ had to say:

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BE INFORMED THAT I HAVE CALLED YOUR OFFICE NUMBER FEW MINUTES AGO, HENCE WRITING YOU AND I WAS UNABLE TO GET YOU AND THE LADY I GOT ON THE PHONE HAPPENS TO BE YOUR STEP SISTER.


Hmm, sHe sent it at 1.08, 1.12 and 1.13. Same email. I wonder if he's getting a bit desperate Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@GoldDalek
Mr DJ rang this noontime and I tried hard as I could to get him to donate to our church charity, with a small donation and he was quite confused it seems as I had to explain it many many times over Very Happy He finally said yes he would help and would send me the details later (us charity workers are relentless this time of year Twisted Evil. Then after he asked for like the 20th time could he talk to you I told him you were at the hospital and that he should already know that you mum is very very ill. He did ask who I was and If I was your sister..I said step sister as we have the same dads. I really feel we are warming to each other now and have became great friends...maybe he will join my church? Razz

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