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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Still more dicks Wink

two calls this morning short and sweet but from two very different lads. I leave it to you to sort out your own dicks

http://media.putfile.com/Dick-1-sat-13

http://media.putfile.com/Dick-2-sat-13

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice one vp. The lad emailed me:

Quote:
Dear Dick Cox,

I have just tried to call you on this 447014219419 but a woman picked up the phone and i asked her to speak with you and she was demanding what for. This is confidential and i can't relate the information to her.


And I responded:

Quote:
Anderson,

I have no secrets from my wife/secretary, who works closely with
me. If I am unavailable, feel free to discuss the issues with her.

Dick Cox


Let's see what he makes of that.

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well the lad seems to want Dick!

Call for Dick Cox Wink
http://media.putfile.com/dick-cox-3rd-call

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 5:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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2 calls for Dick Hoff? first was a female and I am very paroniod abt females calling Twisted Evil
http://media.putfile.com/female-Dick-Hoff-mp3
http://media.putfile.com/male-4-dickhoff-mp3


VP. These are mine. They are asking for Dick Cox. One is Eromasele Ainabe. The woman might be Mary Cooper. My guess is that you are going to get more calls for Dick, if I can put it that way. Wink

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James Ezekiel: "do i am your meat i am 33 year old and if you will pammit me i will love to be your lover and honey.PLEASE CAN YOU SEND ME YOUR UNMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU FOR MORE TOLK."

Fiduciary Agent: "junky, donkey monkey aboky na u .............."

Jean Atoh: "You must be a chronic idiot and stupid to the core. I do not want you to email me again, you can go to blazes bloody bastard. A full that cannot even express himself"

Global Service: "You have kept me in total confusion with your last couples of emails and i wish to understand more."


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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 3:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is turning out to be a busy day
so here are the calls so far:

2 calls for Dick Hoff? first was a female and I am very paroniod abt females calling Twisted Evil
http://media.putfile.com/female-Dick-Hoff-mp3
http://media.putfile.com/male-4-dickhoff-mp3

another call for Matthew from Johnson
http://media.putfile.com/johnson-4-matthew-12jan-mp3

and of course another call from Barrister 'whoever' fist it is Matsuwe now he say Maxwell for cello. so unless I am confusing two different lads this one is still persistant
http://media.putfile.com/barrister-maxwell-for-cello

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

EDIT: I just spoke to this lad again and he spelt his name as Barr Maxwell and asks for Cello? Let me know if he is yours and I have yet more conversations to add later

Barrister Matsuwe returns and returns although sounding abit more deflated each time Rolling Eyes
EDIT 2 & 3 are the same call so I am removing number 2

Well this lad really is decitated and here are more calls tonite.

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Matsuwe-3-11jan07
http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Matsuwe-4

and then..the penny drops and I FINALLY get the number right!!!
http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Matsuwe-5

and just when I thought it was all over
short and sweet
http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Matsuwe-6

I am beginning to doubt the lack of professionalism this lad has from the attitude he is trying to show me. I bet that when he gets fed up with me..he WILL call me back and tell me off Laughing hehehe I just cannot wait

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 9:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL, yes this lad is just perfect and I do not have any idea who's pet he is. I am sure he would be up for safari's, tattoos and whatever.
You can see by his first conversation that he does NOT a listen very well but is patient Wink

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Man that is sooooo funny Laughing

I think there should be a prize for whoever is first to figure out what the number actually is.

My guess is 234234000000008888852535555234555.

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So that's 2340000000053534525553535355553234805253535454525553543453400000 Ok got it!

Hilarious! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our good
Brad Bateman wrote:
It Barrister Matsuwe - he "want to send you some document".
called again . Thanks Brad for the translation. It does get abit easier to understand the more I hear him.

He keeps rambling on about documents and the entire call is basically 8 minutes of him trying to give me is number and me having one of my more blonde dayz.

So if this is your pet please treat him kindly as he is quite 'special' and seems to want to go along way to please Twisted Evil


http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Matsuwe-11Jan07

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just had another call and the name (corrected now) is for Matthew and it is from Johnson...see post above.
It was a short conversation and I told him you were out at the moment. Please let me know what to tell this one or I will just try and invent things to waste his time Wink Probably in the area that you caught a flight to Nigeria and he should be hearing from you soon..as that did not seem to be what he wanted

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 1:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks VP! Very Happy I'm sending my lad a last plea for a call before leaving for the airport. I told him to expect the worst, which is probably what he will get. I love your idea, and I'm working on some photos to send later. Have fun!! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

EDIT
Call for Matthew from Johnson
I am sorry but I forget who's Johnson this is Cool . He first gave me the option of having the money sent by couirier or I could just come to nigeria and collect it..well I told him I was thinking abt comming to Nigeria................well he did not seem to hear that Wink

Really nice conversation and I think yer pet is ready for the WU or MG payout. He started speaking to me so I kept it up with him and he did not seem to twig I iz a grrril Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/Johnson-Mathis-10Jan07

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Rolling Eyes Awww geee whizzz
That was when he called me and I was out and about (and didn't connect who he was at the time) when the phone transfers to my mobile I lose the recordings...so it was just a quick call and I remembered something about the probes when he mentioned them..and we were polite with each other at that time.
I have however, in the last couple days (totally suspecting it is him) had several hang up calls..even when I do not say anything..he hangs up) If my hubby is around I usally have him answer then pass me the phone..that really pisses them off:
Tell him I really did not mean to be polite and can easily rectify that. I always love thier 'woman have thier place' attitude Wink

Ha good ole Prince Tony!!! Now he claims that I was the one talking rudely and says his wife is upset because he had the speaker phone on...plus abunch of other rubbish...I absolutly love this recorder !!! hours of fun and then you really hear both sides... Dareth Ioggmao Too bad your lad wont speak to me anymore Crying or Very sad I would love to get him recorded, tell him something like it is considered a huge insult when you hang up on someones wife instead of being a man and asking for your business partner. and how unprofessional it is yadda yadda..maybe we may get a chance yet? Ask him why he calls with so many different phone numbers as I have caller ID and all call records (PM me if you want them)BTW I cannot even get my OWN pets to call me lately...since I got everything set up for them...geezz me thinks I pick lazy pets

Cheers
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is too good not to share, and under the advice of my mentor, I shall post this here:

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Good day Barry,

I acknowledged your email with gladness because I didn’t receive any of your email lately and I was agitating whether the issue with your wife has degenerated to worst but I thank God that peace is about to dominate. I called your wife after my acknowledgement of your email where you instructed me to do so. I told her that I called you to make enquiry of "colorectal probes" from Nigeria the last I called her and that I did not expect to hear a female voice and that was the reason I cut the phone because I thought I was calling a wrong number. Her responsiveness was rather positive when I explained this to her that very day, she responded in humble voice and told me that you were not around. I'm really through with speaking with your wife I must tell you, but I'm ready to call her for the last time if you still wish me to.


Humble voice? VP, did you give your phone to someone else? or is he just trying to butter me up by saying nice things about you. At least he didn't try to get your email address like Prince Tony!

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It Barrister Matsuwe - he "want to send you some document".

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I received a nice call today from someone I could not understand very well. At least not good enough to figure out who in the hell he is Shocked I get that he is a Barrister in Nigeria says his name is something like mowaway or something in that area....he even spelt a few things and that still did not help..If this is your lad he will probably email you anyway.
My daughter is featured in this call as well, she could not understand him either, but it did not seem to matter when she asked if he wanted to buy a car and said the sky is green...he kept on talking away.

If you figure him out please let me know Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/unknown-caller-10jano7

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Howdy, new toy for you to play with:

Maxwell Fiberesima claims our good friend Cleo Torus' relative died and left her a lot of money. Surprisingly, Cleo is an orphan and NEVER KNEW she had family, so the mix of happiness and sadness is quite poignant. Piquant. Whatever.

Cleo is living with an old lady (Irma Crook), so game on.

Cheers,
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

vpmanchester wrote:
@peg

Your lad called tody and between him and his mates we still had a hard time understanding each other and they tried really really hard..unfortunantly I did not Wink but they really do seem to like me anywnay LOL

http://media.putfile.com/Ruben--monica-06jan07


Sorry for my late answer
That's amazing. Thanks a lot.
Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 1:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I had this call eariler and I am not sure who it is..but as he seems not to like me very much I must know him Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/unknownlad-08jan07

The number he called from is to 07017026914 was called from 00233243**8212 at 09:56:09 on Jan 8 2007.

If you can understan what his name is lemme know..
Cheers
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Heads Up - [email protected] may be calling you again because I am in Dr Nick Rivera's London clinic along with my wife undergoing tests for the nasty rash she's been complaining about. Apparently I need tests too so it looks like the b*itch has given me the clap. Needless to say we are not speaking at the moment which is awkward because we share a room. Luckily they let us keep the mobile phone so let's hope I get to pick up because Mrs SY is keeping it under her pillow. I really hate to drag you into these nasty domestic disputes VP but you know how it is.......

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP. very important. my lad may call for . You haven't seen the drunk SOB and you hope to never see him again.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing That was great, vp! You sound like my boss. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

vpmanchester wrote:
Call from Prince Tony for Chez Miller or Larose??
SNIP

EDIT!!

Good ole Tony has called back yet again..and now after I went to find Chez he is flirting with me and wants my email addy LOL...


That last phone clip was sooooo funny ...if the owner needs Super Sexy Tracey to step in just let me know

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 12:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL..I am a proper mutt..bit o everything thrown in from all my travels and when I get on the drink..well I have been accused of being all sorts. One bloke that I met was married to a girl from Northern Ireland...and he swore up and down I was from Northern Ireland..because they used to live over there too Laughing finally had to show my passport to prove I am a yank. LOL.

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