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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:15 pm

Prof. Charles Soludo Shocked

may want to call you. Tell him I need the photo of him with the sign and his e-mail written across the sign. Or just tell him anything. In fact, I don't really care ... Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:10 pm

@dagget
Ahhh thanks, that helps abit. I just figured the fish name had something to do with his mentalaity Wink

Ok so if he calls back I have many many stories for him Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 2:52 am

Quote:

Who is expecting a call from Goldfish???????????????? If he isnot saying goldfish then please clarify

He has called twice wants me to travel to spain and he is in switzerland?? asking lots of questions that I cannot answer..well I can but just want to equal what you say.

Yes it is Goldfish and he is one of mine. I reply to him goldblum, goldeneye, goldie...you get the picture. He sounds more compatent on the phone than through email. Have told him nothing, only I am always in Spain on business as I run a chain of omlette take away restraunts.

I still have no idea what he wants...oh he also suffers from some terminal disease.

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

Hey VP! Got three for you, exactly the same modality though, so shouldn't be too hard - my name is , although one keeps calling me ...

I'm a famous model (have sent them lots of interesting pics!) and you can either be my overprotective boss or nosey Personal Assistant - whichever one will cause the most problems is fine by me Laughing

The first, and most promising, is . He has tons of potential! He's head over heels in love with , but has a disturbing tendency to call her his "mummy"...
If you want to play the boss (may even work with the PA), he has to be SUPER nice to you and convince you that he is a good influence, so that he might be allowed to fly and stay first class to somewhere exotic to see me on a photoshoot!

He's also apparently knocked someone over and their legs are gonna fall off or something unless he gets money for an operation...
He might try to pull one about his fictional kids starving to death as well.

Thread with classic e-mails from him is here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=98727

The other two are (early trunkbox bait, reeeeaaally likes but being mean about pics) and (trunkbox again, loves rich , is after pressies from Cartier and is currently searching the net for a fake pic of him to give me).

[EDIT: Forgot to mask a name]

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:53 pm

@lordkat
I can sure try..but I tend to be abit fiesty and territorial when females call Twisted Evil

As long as I can understand his accent things can go to plan, well kinda sorta anyway. If he has a accent I find hard to understand then anything could happen Razz

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Apr 2004 Posts: 186

vp, would you be nice enough to be Dr. Sbaitso's secretary? He's a psychologist Wink

Miss Susan Yehuda Yairi
Tel. +233-243-376-459

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 2:19 pm

Yeah, it is so much fun especially when I get thier hopes up with promises and promises....then when they come crashing down hopefully very very hard..it just makes everything so much better Twisted Evil

It always makes me laugh at the way they 'justify' thier scams saying that they are only fooling people out of thier money and not strongarming them is ok. But look how mad they get when they get fooled!! Laughing

ah well if we can just stop a few at a time then the world is just abit better

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:37 pm

vp.... you are absolutely hilarious Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:34 pm

Who is expecting a call from Goldfish???????????????? If he isnot saying goldfish then please clarify Laughing

He has called twice wants me to travel to spain and he is in switzerland?? asking lots of questions that I cannot answer..well I can but just want to equal what you say.

http://media.putfile.com/Goldfish1
http://media.putfile.com/Goldfish2

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Ok one phone lad was pretty aggressive about getting a number to talk to me on... so i gave him yours Very Happy

So if some dude is looking for Thats my lad!

hehe clever name i reckon, sexually ambiguous! Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:21 pm

I had no idea that he'd already called a couple of times..... Laughing

How did you know about Grandma being in hospital...? Did Jimbo mention it or was it just a lucky guess on your part....?

I told Jimbo that I was in Manchester over the weekend, because my Granma has an acute vagina... Laughing

How very nice of Jimbo to be interested in Granma's wealth, I mean health.. Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 12:12 pm

Consider it done Wink

Have you listened to his other 3 messages from a few days ago, just called Jim from Ghana?

I could not understand who he wanted at first and he just started talking like he knew me, so I played along. Just lemme know what to say for future calls or if I am unsure I will just be 'short' with him and say grandmas in hospital and I am much too worried.. Razz

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:30 am

Oooh yes, that does indeed sound like Mr Jim Silas...

He is getting himself very excited by the imminent receipt of �2,200.00 in legal fees.

Surely the transfer MUST go through today, surely, it MUST... Laughing

Many thanks for the fielding VP, you are a treasure.. Wink

Oh I forgot to mention, If he does call again, be nice and friendly and call him Jimbo...He loves that... Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:13 am

@simba?? (I think Jim from Ghana is yours??)

To Sarah from Jim...your lad is going to be most frustrated because I do not have the WU receipt my driver does and he is on holiday until?? wednesday..or maybe he just will disappeaer and I will never get the MTCN number...oh dear!! Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/2-Sarah-from-Jim

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:02 pm

Yes Dan that would be the call just above your post Wink

I swear he is a she Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:31 pm

VP, what you done to upset one of my lads like this? Very Happy

Quote:

Gerry i did call you in the phone number you give to me and a woman pick the call and was asking me who i am and how am i a friend of you as i say i am a friend of you, and she was wild at me so i cut call.

His name was R@ph@el Dunb@r, a nice but simple lad, and you shouldn'ta done that to him!!! Now how am I going to get him to call back and get these millions sorted out? Laughing

His number is 2332431349xx.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:46 pm

To Gary from Russell?

http://media.putfile.com/To-Gary-from-Russell

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:58 pm

Coolness, I will have to see how the bait goes in the next few days. I will PM you with a brief synopsis if I go forward with it, although acting absolutely insane and disoriented about the entire affair would actually go along with the modality...

And if you are tired of the granny shtick, I guess you could be my really hot girlfriend or sister. That could introduce a whole new world of possibilities... hmm.... Twisted Evil

Anyway, just want to say that I absolutely enjoy your work. You are the best!

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:44 pm

Gawd..whats wid the granny shite Shocked

You can do either one. If you have a bait going that needs special treatment it is best to let me know 'simple' details I cannot remember detailed information too well and I try my best to keep with the story if possible. but as the above post ^^^ I do not have enough information from Jim from Ghana, so I just post the conversation for the baiter to figure out.

As we all know that only a few percentage of lads actually do call enough to talk, so I try to keep who belongs to who when possible...if not I hit the beer Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:31 pm

@vpmanchester

Do we need to notify you that we are referring a scammer to you, or just give out the number? I may have found a need to have someone call my granny in London...

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:05 pm

Ahhhh Jim,Jim Jim this poor lad is very impatient and needs a mega slap for trying my patience Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/Jim-from-Ghana3

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:40 pm

I have been called many things over many years..but never groutmum Laughing

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Here are 2 conversations with someone that calls himself Jim from Ghana and I cannot understand who he wants but I played it straight and really need to send them WU when I get the attachment, as I cannot read it Twisted Evil

Hurry hurry he wants the money today!! So he sounds ready for McScroodge

http://media.putfile.com/Jim-from-Ghana-1
http://media.putfile.com/Jim-from-Ghana-2

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 5:18 pm

Teddybell:

Quote:

ur groutmum send that i should come and see her

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:11 pm

I am sure he will soon be willing to participate in the demise of granny Twisted Evil

I thought adding in some gifts would keep him happy whilst he sweats and trys to figure out how to get past me..please, please, please puke

gawd he really needs a backbone

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:57 pm

ROFL!! That's great! I might use that new laptop to send Teddybell a huge slap. Imagine, hitting on my grandmother like that! Laughing

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