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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@GoldDalek
I think this one is for you Alice Uba (I could not understand his first name..so I called him Alice, seems he does not like to be called girls names...ain't bovvered mate Twisted Evil ) anywho he was prattling on about footbal clubs and he wants you to call him:
http://media.putfile.com/alice-UBA-football-chick


And this is the lad that called whilst putfile was down:
http://media.putfile.com/ladCantSpeakProper so if your lad says he spoke to someone unhelpful..then this one could be yours

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@VP...

It's our lucky day! I have won the US lottery!!! Strangely, though, Mr. in Nigeria is the one sending me my winnings?!? He complained that he got my wife [you] on the phone. I told him you're very excited about our good fortune and would be happy to talk to him again.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL..ahhh yes...I will post this convo probably tomorrow putfile seems to be down now..again. You did not tell me about this winning the lottery...hiding funds from me..I told him I want half because I want a divorce and get your money. Did he tell you he opened his BIG MOUTH and told me a secret!! Laughing Laughing Now you must pay...and if ur in trouble..i think you should pass your agony onto Royboi
Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 2:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

OMG, I can't think of the last time I laughed this hard.

"Speak up ma'am, I can't hear you"

Is that "Miss or Mrs.?"

"He says he doesn't know a lady named Alice".



vpmanchester, you are a treasure! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I do find calling them girls names very funny Laughing it really thows them off the track...and hopefully under the train at some stage Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roy the lottery lad has called a couple times..seems he really wants to speak to you..I told him to send the check to me as I am mad at you and will not pass messages on Twisted Evil Oh dear I guess you will have to dangle that carrot and make him drool Laughing

Call from a Mr Williams (I think) want to talk about a business transaction...No it is not the Cocaine..I did ask but he said no he did not have any. I asked what his interest rates were cuz I want a loan..which he wanted me to email him.. Rolling Eyes told him I do not do email. Then he said something about WU so I said you mean you will send me 150K thru WU..no I was wrong again Very Happy I also told him I am not your secratary and will not take messages..burned a few precious mins up on his end.
http://putstuff.putfile.com/55200/1233087

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks VP!!!
Roy the lottery guy is starting to think I am "fooling" with him. I told him to stop calling and send ME the money because I think you are trying to steal it from me.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thats me...stealing all your hard earned money and buying shoes Laughing

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Here is a Victor Harrison?? for David???

This super thicko lad has absolutly no idea how to leave a simple message or make an appointment to speak with you...after 6+ minutes he FINALLY made an appointment. Lets hope he calls late or not at all...great slapping time then. Although I reckon he needs slapping now for asking your secratary such personal questions and trying to get my email addy (to send me goat porn I belive Shocked ) I am a marrried lady and do not flirt with the clients! How insulting Laughing Laughing
http://media.putfile.com/victor-harrison4david

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

vpmanchester wrote:
@GoldDalek
I think this one is for you Alice Uba (I could not understand his first name..so I called him Alice, seems he does not like to be called girls names...ain't bovvered mate Twisted Evil ) anywho he was prattling on about footbal clubs and he wants you to call him:
http://media.putfile.com/alice-UBA-football-chick


Embarassed Didn't see this earlier. Cheers vp. Time to tell Alex the FA need some forms filling out (which they really do!! Twisted Evil )

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ivanna, Michael has called again. I gave him abit of grief finding out who he was..I was your sis Shelly this time. He was really happy when I told him that you won 2,500 last night at bingo...but I told him you were out spending it Wink He knows you have a passion for younger men..and says he is very good looking ...or sumfin like that Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/4IvannafrmMichael

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I must say VP, no matter what mood i am in, the first thing I do on the forum is listen to your latest conversations and it invariably makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face for the next few hours. Your laugh is really infectious, you should do it more often.
I really like the frustration you bring out in your conversations, you can hear it in their voices. You have brought a new and welcome 'modality' to the forum. Keep up the good work.

A fan.
WR.
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love to contradict myself as much as possible, and then the lads do the rest. Either they get really pissed off with me and no longer want to phone 'you' (verifies your existance..and possible need for secrecy) or I get them off thier guard and when they laugh you know they are comfortable that this is real even if they do not get to speak to 'you' (still validats you exist). I try to take it as far as I can especially when I have had a drink or too Razz

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've been pimping your number like crazy today VPM, so you might get a phone call or two for R0nJeremy.
I'm trying for photographs so I've relegated you to my secretary. Sorry 'bout that. Wink


edit. I better PM you the letter I've been sending out.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

vpmanchester wrote:
Here is a Victor Harrison?? for David???

This super thicko lad has absolutly no idea how to leave a simple message or make an appointment to speak with you...after 6+ minutes he FINALLY made an appointment. Lets hope he calls late or not at all...great slapping time then. Although I reckon he needs slapping now for asking your secratary such personal questions and trying to get my email addy (to send me goat porn I belive Shocked ) I am a marrried lady and do not flirt with the clients! How insulting Laughing Laughing
http://media.putfile.com/victor-harrison4david


sorry VP I didn't informed you on time Embarassed , I assume this this mugu was looking for me. Great job though, and be sure I will slap him good for having tried to reach your underpants...

"PLEASE I CALLED YOU JUST NOW BUT A WOMAN PICK THE PHONE UP BUT I COULD NOT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WAS TELLING ME, BUT I TOLD HER THAT I WILL CALL BACK BY 2 O'CLOCK AFTERNOON TIME TODAY, "
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

and of course he missed his appointment with you. Now he has wasted your time and you do not like timewasters Twisted Evil smack him abit

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

no prob VP, thanks for the advice. You may be contact by another 100% honest businessman named J0nh K0f1, will you mind being as rude as possible with him? thanks
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

John Kofi has called a couple times and wants you to call him, I have been your secratary and not too bad to him yet. He keeps saying that you need to call him..rather boring lad..I will have to get creative with him.

Maclean or something like that from the REP of China has phoned a few times..saying something about you need to make a payment, a client has made a payment, there are allot of FRAUDSTARS around...of which I said you mean POPSTARS? he said yes Rolling Eyes ..well........... leave that for the tabloids. I told him it takes at least 3 days for funds to clear his bank account, he said he has given you his banking details Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Your conversations with Mr. Johnson have caused quite a lot of trouble for our transaction! Wink

I demanded a hand-written apology for the Elizabeth/Eliza mixup and for his so rudely hanging up on you. Only one page, so it should have been easy. He tried to squirm out of it by being humble and sad and then suggesting to "forgive and forget," but I wouldn't have that.

So, his next tactic was to bluff and tell me to email his barrister and the bank holding the funds that I would not be the beneficiary after all. He would EASILY find someone else to do it! So I did, including in the messages the fact that it was HIM calling off the deal. Twisted Evil Of course he wasn't expecting THAT, and he immediately went into desperate panicky beg-and-plead mode for me to reconsider. I said I would only if he wrote the apology. He still wouldn't. His barrister and the bank both wrote to say that ending the deal meant I had to pay to get the documents changed to someone else. I told them that Mr. Johnson would pay, as it was his fault. Gabe wrote to say he's broke and jobless and can't pay it (despite the fact that he worked AT THE BANK just a few days prior Rolling Eyes ). I told him to shove it.

Eventually he wrote again to try to get me back in on the deal. I said not without the apology. He finally twigged for real. Today another lad (actually me) is taunting him for being such a small boi, because Najimi is such an EASY maga to get money from, in fact she'd sent $10k just last week, and he must be a COMPLETE mugu if he can't get money from her.

I'd let him drop, but he's my first lad ever and I'm rather attached. I guess I coulda backed off on the apology, but seriously, it would have been SO EASY for him to do it that there's really no excuse for him not to.

Can't wait to see what he has to say to the "other lad." Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Usally they just come back as another person if they think there is money there..or just lay low and hope you forget. Then comeback telling you that he was in Hospital very ill..yadda..yadda. So you will forget the letter and just send him money Wink I have had some that I sent one of the looong forms to (charity bait) and it was like 3 weeks later when he reutrned it. Had to get help and still could not answer the questions right LOL, then I think Rumbero turned him into a drug smuggler/dealer ready for a safari type Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP,

Our old friend Pastor James Stcokwin may call you.

He's after the remaining digits of his mctn number.

He will be asking to speak to Amanda Huggankiz. (Old but funny all the same)

and the passphrase this time is:

" EYE EYE CAPTAIN BIRDS EYE"

Once again thanks for the excellent service.

Frank.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL, no not yet.
Weekends are abit hectic at times but the only call in the last couple days has been for David ... some idiot i keep pissing around and he seems to like the abuse as he has called several times a day. Once about 3 mins after I told him David was not 'in' at the moment..so I just asked him if he was stupid or what cuz he had just called a min ago. Well lads do not like it when you ASK them that question as when I TELL him he is stupid I do not get as much flak from him Laughing , just a lad observation

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 2:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just listened to "Alice the football chick" and almost got coffee all over the keyboard. "It's MISTER. MISTER, MISTER, MISTER!!!" "Yes, ma'am."
Priceless! He must think you're the most dense person on the planet.
And you're so good at keeping a straight face, so to speak. You're a great actress, ya know? What a service for Eater!

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hiya VP, if you get a call from Su55y 0wens in the Ivory Coast could you be my secretary please. It's still pretty early in the bait so I doubt very much you will get more than a test ring but you never know. Plus I am pretty sure that this person is male which makes it even more unlikely.
Please let me know if this happens.
I'm sure she won't mind the cost of a long abusive call as she is the heiress to $3.5m.
It's great having a new pet, I am even tempted to get a basket with a blanket in the kitchen for her. And a collar.

Edited to add; my baiting name is Rub5n V0n Be4verh0usen
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@PUG
It is really really hard too keep a straight face at times, especially if my hubby is near me making faces..I try to go into the mode of being as antagonizing as poss. Laughing and conflicting which they never notice.

@sidney
I am not usally to evil on thier first call, unless they are to F'in ignorant to string a sentance then of course..they get slapped and owe me an apology Razz The inital calls are just the 'testing' faze and some are happy with that..others sadly want to bond and think I am somehow there to help them by delivering thier msg's and checking emails Rolling Eyes these are fun when they let me wind em up and set them free all at thier expense!

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