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schmoebob
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@VP - Backstory is WAY to long to get into much here. PM is inbound.

Also, I have delivered the slap for being so rude to my dear sis... I will share any apologies that come back.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi vp

You should receive a call for "" from Côte d'Ivoire. The name of the lad is Hervé.

My character is supposed to be in an abbey praying for the souls and singing Gregorian songs.

So do not hesitate have him waiting a long time...

Thanks in advance.
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frankspencer970
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP,

Hello again and thanks for the great service you are providing! Twisted Evil

The nice Pastor James Stockwin may call you to finally get his hands on his MCTN code.

I have told him all the security work has been done and he just has to call the account deparment and state the final pass phrase of:

Fan dabby dozey.

Play as you see fit! Twisted Evil

Frank.
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

[email protected]
Your lad called and aparently does not want the money now and said I can pick it back up on the weekend and go shoe shopping Laughing At least that is what I got out of the conversation. Maybe next time he calls I will give him some numbers...I just did not feel like it today and I had just finished arguing with 4X1X9's lad too so I was revved up Razz

http://media.putfile.com/MTCN-needed

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your lad is just about the dumbest I have spoken to in a long while....he could not get the money and tried to tell me I gave him the wrong numbers...then after me telling him how stupid he was because we went over the 'probable' numbers numerous times in the previous conversation. So I tell him ' fine, no matter what I tell you you wont understand it..so I will go to the post office and post the receipt to your name at the EFCC and it should be there by Friday' to this he said oh yes send it now...bla bla...stupid shit took another few mins to get him to understand..I cannot email it..cuz I dont do email, and you are working away and wont be home until who knows when Wink ....yadda yadda..I guess he has emailed you by now..I also demaned to speak to his boss...so I really expect his boss to call me now Rolling Eyes Oh what a fun day Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/MG-4X1X9-LAD


++Who is Mr Douglas?? Some security company lad has called like 50 times today..(he loves punishment) and I posted his call the other day but no one wants him??? does he belong to any of you above ^^^^???

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orientfan
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love the length of the first one...

4:19

Very Happy

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing
Nice! I did not catch that..toooo funny indeed Laughing

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orientfan
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do you really not mind taking these calls? I've got several baits on the go but don't feel comfortable taking calls. I love making them [generally at 3am their time] though.

If not I'll pimp your number and let you know. If you get any calls for , , or (yeah, sorry about that one) then they are for me.

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Send them my way, it is best to give the number when you have a good bait going and they 'need' to speak to you, then I can verify your existance and whatever else seems to happen..happens Razz .

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

just in case you may wonder or have some funny things to post and don't know too whom ...

is one of my characters who uses your number. She is not one of my most frequented characters, but those lads who might call will have an interesting story to tell Very Happy

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@frankspencer

Sorry mate, but your las Pastor James WTF Stockwin could not even pass the simplest of security questions!!! I asked the hardest question of all...Spell your surname? FAILED FAILED FAILED!!! STCOWNI WTF is that??? Rolling Eyes and I had plans for good security too and I could not even get that far.
The first call is him asking for the MTCN and 2nd and 3rd is him trying to sway the most unflexible accounts system you have in place..run by 100% Bitch accountants Razz
I am afraid he will need re-certification befor we can go any further, he called with a UK mobile number too (maybe a re-route?? dunno).
http://media.putfile.com/Ben-Gee-1
http://media.putfile.com/Ben-Gee-2
http://media.putfile.com/Ben-Gee-3

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frankspencer970
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks once again VP, cant wait to get home and have a listen.

I gotta say, he is one hell of a dumbass thats for sure!

Cheers,

Frank
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beenyboy
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@VP you have a PM. Feel free to be as outrageous as you like.

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fashmo
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 3:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello VP

A diplomat may call for Googie Lovelock about arranging a One million dollar lottery win cash transfer.

They have been on the go since the 30th november and am sure that they would like to talk to Googie.

Thanks in advance

Fashmo.

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Mr Bucket
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 7:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Vp,

A lad called Mohammed may called to speak to Baldrick Blackadder. I have told him he may fill you in on the deal we have going. Mohammed has expressed some very sexist views about women in the workplace and needs a telling off I feel. Have fun and thanks as always Wink

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ol-fishinbait
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, Chris Komo may call, asking for Shen Yu. If so, you are his mistress, and he is away in his inner sanctum, plotting away for his evil deeds.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You may get one from Eme Farms for Robert Hedges, you are my sister....

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schmoebob
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey VP, I have one Sam ready to call our London office for a phone interview for a job. He wants to call at
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wednesday,12pm,noon according to african GMT
to speak with our HR rep.

Are you available at this time to conduct a job interview? (The more surreal and painful the better! Twisted Evil )
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@schmoebob
Sure I will be free at that time. Do you have a good script of questions I need to ask? Funny you should come up with this idea as just this morning I thought of basically the same thing Shocked I think I may start interveiwing lads when they call and I am the 'secratary/pa' and he must answer 'so many stupid questions' because the company has this policy..bla bla..nothing to do with mw..bla bla. So any ideas will be welcome.. Laughing Me thinks I will start addressing lads as Mrs and ma'm we tried that with one lad already and it does seem to be fun Twisted Evil

++Call eariler for 'Elizabeth' (I think...dont have my notes at the moment) will post convo later

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schmoebob
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@VP - No script right now, but he is trying to convince me that he is a computer engineer and wants to come to America to work for my company. Ask lots of highly technical questions, and be sure to test his English language abilities. Also you should explore with him his opinion of the reputation that Nigeria has for being a hotbed of internet crime. That should make him feel a little bit uncomfortable!

I think I will inform him that his call is being recorded so that I can listen and evaluate him. That should keep him on his best behaviour. Twisted Evil

I don't want to dictate too much, I don't want to interfere with your own creativity! Just have fun with him and be the HR rep from Hell!
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Vp, my lad Mohammed has claimed he has called you on all 3 of your numbers but had not reached anybody. Have you had any missed calls from 234-8050721076. I think he is lying but appears genuinely annoyed Twisted Evil

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your attitude towards this impending business transaction is in sharp contrast to the one of the statements contained in the last paragraph of your mail.how could you claim to be in your own word "deadly serious" without considering it imparative to call me at least for once - considering that fact that i have called the series of numbers you provided without any success.

the only way to convince me you are for real is to have you call me.no matter how tight your programmes are,you can spare some time to call if you believe in this business.

note:i do not know of any code of conduct that bars one from answering calls during work hours.


Boy, is he going to get slapped for talking to me in such a manner.

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmmmmmm no calls show up with that number..he tells lies Rolling Eyes . I had a call this morning again Mr Douglas and sounds like Mr Vernon???? This one has called lots of times but everytime I list the call no one seems to want him. He says it is very important security transaction...did not want to buy my girlscout cookies either Crying or Very sad

Also the call fro what sounded like Elizabeth, if this one is your let me know.


Last few days have been very quite..a few one bells...and the couple above^^ there were a couple missed ones on the weekend...but I do not like them to get a deadend Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, did Audrey Arthur or Rabbi try to call Annie yet ?
If none of them do within a few hours I will have to
slap them silly tonight, which I don't want to do since
I'm such a nice person Wink
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My lad tells me he's called you again. If you had a Gabriel asking for Eliza, that was him. Smile

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

[email protected],
Yes you lad called yesterday he was very impatient as he called back about 5 mins after this call. I shouted at him and said I was too damn busy at the moment and he better be patient..I will return his call when I get time
http://media.putfile.com/Eliza-72-54

+++Barry Tone your lad 4 Correctal probes..playing on the phone..numerous hang-ups after I answer. Slap for being extremely rude
..very very impatient!! He has learned nothing from the last Slap:cry: REALLY needs a wake up call.
http://media.putfile.com/Barry-Tone


+++Lad called Michael..hung up after spelling his name, he does NOT want to answer the simple questions that is a requirement of my job..slap him and teach him how to be professional on the phone
http://media.putfile.com/michael-51

+++James Williams says he is NOT going to answer the simple questions that is a requirement of my job..slap him and teach him how to be professional on the phone
http://media.putfile.com/James-Williams

@2891miles I do not think that one has yet called..slap as you wish Laughing unless he is one of the above ^^^

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A word of warning VP.....

Our Super Jimbo is a proper Mr Grumpy Pants today as he has visited the WU in Mamobi three times this morning, and he is "sick and tired of being made a fool of"...... Laughing

He might be on the warpath....... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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