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Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

I'm surprised you couldn't hear him without the telephone, he was shouting that loudly!

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:12 pm

It plays back much much clearer than it really is. But I do try to get them to speak as loud as possible as I really do think that everyone around him should know he is a well respected Barrister Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Location: UK

I swear at one point I heard "Barrister Nahasapiemapetilan"

Mind you my issue with eating too many pear drops is getting rather well known...

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:01 pm

OK, just gave your number to some numpty at some law enforcement division in Nigeria who is about to arrest some HUDLUMS and recover some of my money. Laughing

No clue what name they will give you, but you can tell them whatever you want. The more "blonde" and clueless the better! Twisted Evil

Have fun!

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:09 pm

@beavis
I sure hope you do not miss your lad again...I told him that you have been trying to call him...says he has his phone by his pillow and will answer it this time..........Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...bless Rolling Eyes

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister-Nanashat-for-beavis3

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 1:27 am

VP, Teddybell ask me to say Hi to you. Very Happy

Quote:

pls ur groundmum no me now, u can say hi to her 4 me

Welcome Ritchie!

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:20 am

Sorry VP, my company has just sent me to the Ivory Coast. So I'm gone if anyone calls. Thanks for the brilliant work; my lads are all very happy to talk to someone live and they are far more optimistic about life because of you.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:51 am

Are you sure that Barrister Nanashat was really using a telephone, or was he just shouting across the Ocean...?

That was absolutely priceless.... Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:38 am

@schmoebob
Your lad is ever so keen, but he is trying to persuade me to pay up without telling what you spent the money on!! Then I make another off that he seems real keen on Wink

3 calls in 30 minutes!!! I hope you have told him I am as nutty as you are.

http://media.putfile.com/iraqsamson1
http://media.putfile.com/schmoebobIraqsamson2
http://media.putfile.com/Iraqsamson3

+++++++++++++++++
I cannot remember who this is for
Barr-frm-Africa-4-someone-moving-frm-USA2UK

http://media.putfile.com/Barr-frm-Africa-4-someone-moving-frm-USA2UK

++++++++++++++++++

Oh Dear Cleo the EFCC wants to help you out Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Cleotaurus-and-the-EFCC

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@Simba
I am trying to be sad and pathetic with Jimbo, he doesnt really care and just wants the money re-sent. Cue in multipe personality abt now Twisted Evil

http://media.putfile.com/jimbo-for-sarah-25Jan

All this before 10:30am!! Laughing

the day looks promising!

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:16 am

Major James Glenn, who claims to be a British Army officer, should be calling to speak to Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise. Im afraid the good Captain is on the bridge of the Enterprise and is thus unable to talk. Please slap him if he mispronounces my name Wink

Have fun with my new friend Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 37

Quote:

Oh Dear Cleo the EFCC wants to help you out

Thanks, that was funny, he didn't even get the "Where is Algeria?" bit.

oh well. He is messing with my CleoTours, which always excites me.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:35 pm

You. Are. My. Hero.

I was laughing so hard at trying to convince you to give him the money that a coworker thought something was wrong with me. She walked in my office and I was hunched over the desk with my head in my hands and my shoulders shaking! Seriously, this is precious! Especially when you started quizzing him about his accent.

Quote:

I am Spanish, but I am a British soldier

and then, you gave me the new direction for this bait:

Quote:

You know any good guys in London who can kick his ass for me?... you gonna get someone to beat my husband up?...you know how to kick somebody's ass proper don't 'ya?

I think my sister is going to become VERY cooperative all of a sudden, if this lad will agree to do harm to her husband!

@vp: You are the queen of rock. There is none higher...

BTW, this is the voice of the initiator of the Saddam Scam thread.

edited to add the thread reference...

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:57 pm

Well it sure has been a good day for the lads Twisted Evil

@schmoebob
I just kept making up stuff as he went along and what really made me laugh was the last call, just to tell me he would call back in 2 hours , which he has not yet. I think the 2nd convo had him thinking and he if trying to think of a way to scam me now too. Laughing

Ah well all in a good days work Very Happy

Keep up the good work baiters...I am open to suggestions to use on my storylines..I am only really creative when beer is added...but sober I am not a sharp Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:05 pm

Oh yes, he has offered to beat the hell out of your cheating, abusive husband and his girlfriend too!

Quote:

will you want me to give them both my bitter drink that has an ice cream cover LOL

Thanks for giving this bait an entirely new direction! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 5:57 pm

That's cute....yummmm ice cream
such a charming lad Rolling Eyes

my mind really is a terrible thing, I just never know where it will take me

Master Baiter Joined: 20 Apr 2004 Posts: 186

Hey vp, just a heads up:
Sbaitso's bait didn't go so well. I couldn't get the bastard off script and he dumped me, ah well.

But, there's a new fish on the hook: Willy F. He'll be calling looking for Vinny Testaverde, AKA New York Vinny.

I could use my psycho ex girlfriend who stole my phone to answer the call Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:47 pm

@vpmanchester: My lad is hopefully going to be calling you to get his tracking number that I called you with. You are the bf of Luis Hernandez who was killed in a car accident last December. Please be distraught Very Happy

. The pet's name is cyril alllan. Payment was made from Mexico.

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:35 pm

Gotcha...I really love giving out dem MTCN numbers...but with my dodgey eyesight and the pisspoor handwriting I just cannot tell the difference between 1 and 7 and there are a few in there. My only advice is too try different combinations at the WU or MG office because I am not smart enough to operate a computer so email is just out of the question Wink

I can do psycho gfriend quite good too, I have not used that one much lately..time to brush up Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 5:12 pm

@azure

Your lad called today, at first I was not sure which one he was..but I reckon he is happy enough to know that 'you' do exist apparently I am you manager Wink

http://media.putfile.com/wiley-67

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:23 pm

@VP - another excellent performance! I have posted the audio of your last call from here.

Your confusion actually played right into the story. As usual, a stellar performance!

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:42 pm

@Donato
Well your 'ladette' finally called and he is rather pleasant and funny...I like talking when I am on the beer...I am much more alive Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Issac-Koch

@schmoebob
Thanks I will follow your progress, we will get him good Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

vpmanchester wrote:

@Donato
Well your 'ladette' finally called and he is rather pleasant and funny...I like talking when I am on the beer...I am much more alive Wink

http://media.putfile.com/Issac-Koch

My first ever call vp, Gracias... Very Happy

IYHO was it a lad or ladette, i couldn't work that one out either Confused

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:01 pm

It is definatly a lad

I was trying to say brothel (ya know whore house) and he said yes he met you there Laughing

caint tell I was raised by a bunch of rednecks in the backwoods kin ya?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

vpmanchester wrote:

It is definatly a lad

Wonder if he would have the "re-assignment" for a bait... Twisted Evil

vpmanchester wrote:

I was trying to say brothel (ya know whore house) and he said yes he met you there Laughing

I'll have to remember that when the necessary slap happens... Very Happy

Now was it his mother, or his sister that i was visiting at the time... Confused

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:05 pm

@vp - Nuclear slap launched... I didn't ask for a phone call, but he has your number so he just might. Just remember, you are SUPER PISSED at him, and nothing he says will be right. Evil or Very Mad

Other than that I leave it in your very capable hands to rub salt in the wounds... Twisted Evil

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