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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@vp - you've been so helpful to me with the Flextel thing (which STILL does not work for me Mad ) - and here I am letting you get so bored! Will you accept my humblest apologies and a case of Killian's Red (a very nice US beer)?

Right, I'm off to the surplus lads forum, just for you, dear. I am not sure if I can get them to ring you up in time to save your weekend but I'll have someone for you to play with soon.

Edit: you might receive a call from a Mr. Wong about a war fund in Iraq. If he calls you "Boopsie" it isn't my fault.

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Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo


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Safari Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja Safari A new minister, Lagos-Benin City Safari The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Safari Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)

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Left Hand Luke
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Joined: 27 Jun 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, thanks for that. Will slap him for not lasting long....
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Gnasher
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Probably the story of VP's life Laughing Laughing
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL....I sure hope you are not my ex-hubby Gnasher!! Razz

@Krona thanks for sending more my way..still early yet but I hope its not a quiet weekend Wink I used to drink a few pitchers of Killian's in my younger days...funny they call it an Irish beer..when I was pub crawling through Dublin I never once saw an ad for it Very Happy

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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My pleasure, @vp. I had another email exchange with Mr. Wong this morning. I think he'd like it if you giggled at his name. I told him that you don't know much about this transaction (war fund in Iraq, yada yada) but you're as trustworthy as a platypus. I asked him to call very soon. Have fun!

By the way, I have to retract the offer on the Killian's, as it has gone missing this morning. And I have a headache.

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The baiter formerly known as Krona

Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo


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Cellphone x15 (RIP) United Kingdom x7 South Africa x1
Safari Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja Safari A new minister, Lagos-Benin City Safari The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Safari Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)

pony <----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
pony Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only 2 calls received during our short little vacation.

One from a lad that used the name and he repeted quite a few times he was from sadly he would not leave a message with me.

C'mon Krona where are my lads? I want to order a pizza with them Wink The last one I ordered pizza from is really slow...after about a five minute conversation telling him (he is abit thick) that I wanted the 20ft meaty meat pizza with extra meat, cheese, kittens, ice cream and turnips and plus the side orders..and he just didn't get the order right as it took many times to try and get thru to hime what it was I wanted...finally I thought he had it and I waited patiently but still no pizza Crying or Very sad

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Jarvar
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 7:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL

Quote:
Dear Father xxx,
How are you doing today?i was lucky enough to get on the phone but she did not seem to be understanding what i was telling her.
What i want to know is the situation report concerning the money the bank wants you to send through me because they people at the bank are begining to get nervous over this.
Waiting to hear from you.


You doing great, VP

Skål
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was drinkin beer and just thought a pizza sounded good...shame about the crap service though Twisted Evil Laughing

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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@vp, sorry that my friend Mr. Wong never called, I'll give him a very harsh talking-to about that. I'm trying to round up someone else to keep you occupied, this is now my quest.

By the way, my Flextel now works! I had a very nice long talk with a Barrister from Nigeria yesterday, I'm sure he's in for a surprise when he sees his phone bill. Forwarding an expensive Flextel number to a US phone can't possibly be cheap for him.

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The baiter formerly known as Krona

Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo


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Cellphone x15 (RIP) United Kingdom x7 South Africa x1
Safari Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja Safari A new minister, Lagos-Benin City Safari The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Safari Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)

pony <----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
pony Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cheers Krona..great news on the Flextel working on the USA side...pass the news around and get everyone using it...I absolutely love it because they cannot Skype me and must pay the premium price for the privilege Laughing Laughing Even if I do get confused and long winded at times Twisted Evil

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OduBuster
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, your work is absolutely fab!
Can you wind up Smith Taylor if he rings (he's already rung my K Tel number...several times to no avail)
He has been begging for my number so I can conclude the advance fee with Washborn Securities" who are apparently in possession of his families $60M worth of assets (of which I will get 30%).

I've told him that I'm currently in a lot of business meetings both in the States and UK and do not want to be interrupted but may allow my PA to take a call. He is also aware that I have a very proactive sex life ...currently have about 6 chicks on a leash as well as a suspicious wife. Hence the reason why I need you to shield my calls.
So play it how you want from there.

Cheers! Laughing
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OduBuster
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm known to this Mugu as Hugh Janus Mr. Green
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baldy
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hello all. A n00b here with three questions:

1) What's this Flextel,
2) how does it work, and
3) is there a Canadian equivalent?
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Flextel can be found at:
https://www.flextel.ltd.uk/cgi-bin/secure.sh
It is basically a free UK mobile phone number that you can have transferred to your mobile or home phone and it cost .35pence per minute plus whatever the intl charges are when lads ring it.

Krona is in the USA and has figured out how to use it there perhaps you could pm him for more info as he had quite a time before he got it working correctly, so if Canadian phone lines are similar to the US system then maybe you can get it set up.

I do not think there is an North American equivelent for Flextel, but there are other options. Have you gone through the Free good stuff for baiters sticky, they have lots of good info. Laughing

Welcome aboard and bait safe Laughing Laughing

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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life


Joined: 31 May 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP, my lad sent this to apologise for his lewd behaviour in trying to chat you up over the phone the other week. Very Happy



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Oops, there's his number...please don't phone the lad to order takeaway, takeout or carryout or to enquire about evening classes in underwater basket weaving.

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing
Haha..just toooooo funny!! wonder if he was the one that rang today and hung up as soon as he heard my voice Twisted Evil

I cannot read that good enough, I like my apologies on lined paper only..and of course with pink and yellow hedgehogs on the stationary Wink

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Raoul Duke
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

LOL VP, I hope so Laughing

He's probably terrifed to talk to you in case he causes offence...and has to write another apology.

I think this is the third written apology I've had from him...Very Happy

Oh dear, it's a shame is so busy that he can't take calls himself. Twisted Evil

If he offends you again I'll ask him to send you an apology on "Country Companions" notepaper...

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"FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it..
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chiose
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@vp

andy nkrumah looking for ishmael boorg might call you.
apparently he is a barrister from uk.

please feel free to abuse him however necessary.

regards,
c
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Evangelion82
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Joined: 24 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you are going to have a barrister [email protected] or a T1m Ben$on call you about not being able to collect their money - i send their cash to london via wu secure, but they can't go get it Twisted Evil
let me know how he fares Twisted Evil

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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@chiose
Your lad just rang, and he was quite forth comming with information as he thought at first I was , maybe that was because i told him I was Wink , then I changed my story and said I was your g-friend and I want to know everything that is going on,,,and he still shared his information with me...and then he wanted my fax number or email addy, of which I have niether. So he told me to tell you to check your email and he will try and call back later.

through my conversation with him, I told him I wanted to know about this money he mentioned as my b-friend hides his money from me and if he wants me to pass a message to you I want half of the money, and also I told him that he would get me beaten up if he 'andy' tells you that he has spoken to me and I know about the money Twisted Evil. I told him I would not be passing on any message to you at all.

So expect an email from him Razz

cheers
vp

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Ozone
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joy Soumah0ro may ring for Sebastian Flyte's secretary about her inheritance I'm supposed to be collecting from Cote D'Ivoire - seems very devout, so watch that mouth - or maybe not!
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only one call this morning around 8:30am GMT and they hung up without speaking and thier number ends in 01647 if this is your lad..slap him/her Laughing

I am gonna start listing the last part of phone numbers that call me so you can identify it better so if your mugu is one that keeps hanging up on me...I will know who he is, and ensure a slap is administered Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've just given one of your numbers to a lad called Ug0 K1ngsl3y. I've told him he might get through to a member of staff (waitress or something) as I'm too busy to take calls. My baiter name is F3rnand0 Partr1dg3 and I run a sushi restaurant. My lad is currently very busy looking for fish to export to my UK restaurant, and has just confirmed he can get hold of . He has yet to locate Shocked. If he gives you a call feel free to play with him, but don't put him off too much, I'm still after a trophy photo. Twisted Evil

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Saint Arnold
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@vp,

I told my new friend to call me at my girlfriend's house on your new number. He claims he called but no one answered. So I told him that there was nothing on the caller ID and he must have misdialed. I then told him to call me at home on your original number, and if my wife answers, don't say anything about the girlfriend. He'll be looking for Tim if he bothers to call. You are very suspicious that I've been cheating on you.

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Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo


--------------------------
Cellphone x15 (RIP) United Kingdom x7 South Africa x1
Safari Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja Safari A new minister, Lagos-Benin City Safari The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Safari Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)

pony <----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
pony Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
Mortar x21
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vpmanchester
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Krona....whoooooo you are bad!!! Ha I love it!!! Twisted Evil I wonder if he will think that we sound similiar, although I doubt he he would catch anything except $$$$$$ Laughing

@chiose
Your lad called today for , quite a starnge one there. When he asked if he could speak with you I told him 'of course he can', then after a few minutes he would ask again if he could speak with you, I said 'sure thing I will get him for you' and so on, either I really really pissed him off with kindness or he thought he had a phone problem because he called repetely 12 times from 15:51 to 16:03 in the spate of 12 minutes I had 12 calls (all of which my quick fingers engaged Laughing ) and from 12 different phone numbers...can someone put in thier 'two cents' here is it possible for a number to change everytime you use it? or does he just have a stock pile of phones..here is a list of the calls:


Isn't that strange they all came up on the caller ID and some had one less number than the others but still very similiar. I am intrigued by this and just wonder how he can do this so fast...but I was faster yet and every one connected Laughing Laughing Laughing so all got hit with the intl charge and that is what makes this soooooo much fun Twisted Evil


Keep up the good work!!

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