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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 11:26 pm

Expected caller: Nigeria's Honorable Minister Of Finance., Dr. Shamsuddeen Usman.

Attempting to contact: Ms. Onassis Dinos, who has travelled to her U.K. office on business (but is far too busy to be bothered by a pipsqueak like Dr U.)

Scam type: Recovery (but badly off script Smile

)

Thanks in advance.

WBH.

419Eater is my life Joined: 20 Apr 2006 Posts: 293

VP and Fryer, this is my mugu...the infamous He is asking for my baiting character,

AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Laughing

This is great, great stuff!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:22 am

^^ oops sorry, I am always getting my barristers mixed up Shocked

hope he has not lodged a complaint about me Laughing

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:02 am

Obscene phonecall this morning from a very bad lad Rolling Eyes

His first call is NSFW and he thinks this is a good way to get me/you to help him out Shocked

on his 3rd call he says that he was just checking to see if I was a real person Question

Dumbshit and he even wanted to suck my dick which I have explained is physically impossible Laughing

Now he is supposed to email me/you an apology and I do not usually pass lads numbers on as others may call and harass them but for this occasion the phone number 0022545073936 is a very silly boi Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/foulmouth1
http://media.putfile.com/foulmouth2
http://media.putfile.com/foulmouth3

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:50 pm

I have one trying to reach me at your number. Dr. M@rk L@mb3rt is whining that he can't reach me on either my k7 number or here. He is looking for G30rg3 Bu$h from T3x@s 0i| |nc. All that I ask is (a) you keep him on the phone as long as you possibly can and (b) you make him miserable (more than usual). This is one of those guys who started with a phished college account, so it is my personal goal to make him cry, and wish he'd die. He has been stuck on script for the past few weeks, and I didn't think he'd try those numbers.

Brief summary:
Typical lotto/Ec0w@s scam. I sent him a form of nearly 20 pages to get a payment from T3x@s 0i| |nc. under the condition that we make some net profit, and I can authorize up to $50,000 per month. If he asks about that, assure him it's mandatory, and you couldn't get around it either. If he asks about G30rg3, do your thing (wife, nanny, anyone you want) but make it realistic (he buys it, beyond that is up to you) and obnoxious.

Long story short, lotto scammer has some fun forms. Asking for G30rg3 Bu$h from T3x@s 0i| |nc. He did a very shameful thing, so make him suffer.

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:49 pm

Sounds good to me Laughing

If he has been unlucky about not getting anyone on the phone when he calls then perhaps he is calling at all the wrong times or not phoning enough the lazy git Laughing

. I am on 'holiday' from Thurs to Sun so I may be harder to reach..I'll be around home but prolly not turning the phone on at 9am Cool

Also make sure you are using my 'new' phone number in my sig line too?

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:02 pm

I used the one from the front page, and told him to call that to reach me. He just e-mailed me saying he is unable to reach you.

My guess would be that he is lying, since I haven't received any k7 messages despite his claim to have tried that number too. I was a bit more specific this time, since I'd prefer that he faced you instead of just a voicemail. The more miserable he gets, the better.

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:19 pm

~ vpmanchester,

Funny stuff!! I think that one's mine, sounds like he was asking for Rhe4 in the initial call....I'll watch for the apology and slap him when it doesn't come...and then slap him for the cussing!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 4:19 pm

VP

baiter name; Emily

Lad; Pastor Ballas

i was going to tell him you were my soul mate, but settled for sister Smile

he deals in exotic animals. i am buying a buffalo.

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:37 pm

vpm: It was my guy.

Quote:

I am sorry for the mis understanding , forgive me. kindly open a new bank account where this money will be transferred into and send it to me i love your voice and i want to know you more.

He's sorry but still after the bank info. Just wanted to let you know how much he liked your voice!! He ain't getting shinola until he coughs up a trophy for me as an apology!!

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:36 pm

Cheeky git....but ya know you should 'big up' his approach and say something like you think he is such a big man for acting so macho and all western woman like to be spoken to like that ...yadda yadda. That would sort out any would be victims he may have lined up Laughing

Have him make a BIG sign saying what he wants to do to you instead (with pictures) puke

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:33 am

Quote:

Dear stan,
sorry to disturb you once again , i called your number yesterday and your wife happened to pick the phone but she was so hot on me why?.
She called me all sorts of names and that am a prostitutes so can you kindly tell me what the problem is and why she has to talk to me like that, i ask this becose am afraid .

pls your urgent reply needed.
waiting to hear from you.
Thanks and remain blessed.
mariam

received Tue, Apr 8, 2008 at 7:34 PM

VP? are you being nasty to my ladette?

Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:31 pm

Hmmmm the only female prostitute I spoke to was a female of Slooties??? This is from a few days ago and as far as I know I have only spoken to Slooties female asking for Frank? (I think there is another one for Slootie as well ) so that's really weird Confused

Quote:

@Slootie
yes I had a grand ole convo with your ho'bag with me being immature and obnoxious to her and she stood up to me and really tried to talk me around so ya know next time she calls if she doesn't hang up on me Laughing I think us girls can bond and have a good ole chit chat as she seems to like to talk ... we will see how talkative she is when I start asking her questions and asking her to explain things too me ... that will stop her if she thinks I want to know too much Twisted Evil Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Hobag-01

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:24 pm

Only a couple hangup calls today from 002348053028xxx Rolling Eyes

Master Baiter Joined: 25 Dec 2006 Posts: 156

^^^ Those could be from V1nc3nt, he is whining about being unable to reach me:

Quote:

I have tried your line severally without success while i expect your urgent response.

I'll slap him for flashing my number...

Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 10:40 pm

slap away and he has continued to phone 'after hours' where the voicemail is on but he won't leave a message only hangsup ... he needs phone etiquette 101.

++++++

and for all you other baiters these 2 numbers have been phoning today 'after hours' and similarly do not seem capable of using the voicemail and just hangup.

002348073082xxx
002348066543xxx

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:33 am

Quote:

This is from a few days ago and as far as I know I have only spoken to Slooties female asking for Frank? (I think there is another one for Slootie as well ) so that's really weird

Well, maybe that wasn't one of my ho'bags after all. Do we really care? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

VP's stuff is GREAT no matter who's ho'bag is who's!!!!

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:17 pm

Another quiet day, not one phone call and of course I turn the phone off around 5ish and:

Quote:

00221777085xxx at 17:21:04 on Apr 17 2008.

Stupid laddo as usual and cannot leave a voicemail message either Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:08 pm

My character, Dexter, has been giving out your phone number as his "mother's number."

Work your magic, and thanks a bunch....Mom. Laughing

*ducks and runs for cover*

Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:03 pm

^^^Mom is better than Grandma Laughing

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Another Lad whom cannot tell time Rolling Eyes

, nor does he understand what 'voicemail' is and as he is phoning you at 9:29 pm me thinks you shall slap the idiot Laughing

Quote:

00221768450xxx called at 21:26:45 on Apr 17 2008

http://media.putfile.com/Voicemail-Idiot

EDIT

and another, sounds like he wants James Kirk?? lottery
http://media.putfile.com/JamesKirk
FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 075267407xx at 23:23:23 on Apr 17 2008.

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:59 pm

VP, i have a lady (Susan) wants to call me. told her to call my sister's mobile #.

be gentle Wink

thanks for allowing us to do this..

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:44 pm

Only one call today from Barrister Boring for Frank. This lad thinks I should be in awe of him cuz he's a Barrister ... of course I thought he said 'dancer' Doh! Why do thay always hang up on me!! Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Barrister4Frank

And of course just after 'closin time' some numbnut phones and is also incapable of leaving a message:

Quote:

FleXtel number 07017446000 was called from 00448037974xxx at 17:25:54 on Apr 18 2008

Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:17 pm

Quote:

Only one call today from Barrister Boring for Frank.

He asked for Frank Lee. That's me! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I keep tellin' 'em, [email protected]@rlette, but they always drop the Sc@rlette.

Yes, he is bor-ring (but you weren't!). I do not seem to attract the more charismatic lads. I'll try harder.

Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:52 am

Expect some calls from Barrister J1m0h calling for Kr1s F1nk3lst31n. You are his secretary working for his company that specializes in adult toys.

This guy is really cocky and needs a good Bitch Slap Twisted Evil

Also a Mr. Kud1 5ulm@n will also be calling for Kris. He has been warned that Kris's nosey wife might pick up the phone and give him the third degree, however he was instructed not to say a word as she will have Kris' testicles in a sling

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

My nom de plume is Elizabethhhh DDDDoody - a deaf woman who has given your number to Mr Deniseeee Willlllson - that's right a man who uses a woman's name to scam people. Doh!

If you do hear from him could you ask him to speak up? No need for a cover story just have difficulty hearing him His number is Nigeria 7 oh 5 - 585 - 3 oh 9 3.

Hope I am doing this right. This is the first time I've used the forum.

Thanks.

Pete.

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