SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Pimp My Number, Psycho Female Closed**

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
writeon
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA


PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks VP, I'm sure you'll be hilarious, as usual.

_________________
Safari F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}

"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson

THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore

PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Lou

Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe ....errrr well maybe not Laughing i did try to wind him up on the first call which he just did not 'get' then on the 2nd call he I think he was trying to be more'ish but me thinks more bore'ish although I think he thinks he has had a good chat even when he said he' loved me' and I of course answered 'I don't love you' he seemed pleased Laughing Oh yeah and he is only wearing knickers Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/Sexy1-37
http://media.putfile.com/Sexy2-92

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life


Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!


PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant VP!

He has sent three e-mails today all very excited about talking to my character. Thank you! BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight!

_________________
Safari = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
Closed lad accounts x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!

<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
BTW he may well be back on the phone again tonight!


Laughing Laughing I do know how to turn them on! Laughing Rolling Eyes

He was back on the phone about 15 mins after the last convo and I told him I was trying to phone him but it said that there was 'no network' so thats my story (and I had a migrane and just couldn't be bothered with him at that moment) . I do not answer after 5pm and I do not usally answer on weekends ans since this is a 4 day weekend they will get the answer phone mostly, so he may have to hold his willy until Tuesday Laughing Laughing

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
bill2
Baiting Guru


Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5496
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?


PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Perfect ^^^^ tears in my eyes while laughing VP, we have to set something up again soon. I know I'll pm first Smile Have a great weekend

_________________
I don't do bling, I just do lads Evil or Very Mad
View user's profileSend private message
thud419
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193


PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

John Uno will be meeting a diplomat at Heathrow on Monday. It would be a great pity if he forgot his mobile and left it back home in Guernsey.

Since it's Easter I don't suppose you'll answer it, but voice mail is almost as good.

_________________
Click here to feel warm and cozy.

I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Sand Timer Barr. Cole
Cellphone x14
United States x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet

Hello Kitty! pony Mortar x8 Closed lad accounts x several
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailVisit poster's website
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Now I woke up this morning to 40 some missed calls from 02347039479xxx starting at 4am!! Laughing Laughing now I cannot understand what he is saying at all but I swear he was wanking on the first call Rolling Eyes Laughing but the volume is so low and crappy I cannot understand it:

http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-1
http://media.putfile.com/02347039479xxx-2

I am not sure if this is your lovesick lad, Lou Smorals (Ha! I only just now got your name Razz ) as the number is different or another lad that needs slapping because of poor quality audio.

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Voicemail from a lad and we cannot understand what he is saying, have listened to it a few times but I have no idea who he is so if he is yours let me know what he is saying Very Happy

http://media.putfile.com/LaddoFriday

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre


Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3683
Location: Texas, USA


PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 7:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That is some funny stuff, VP: Very Happy Very Happy

Quote:
Well I have had a hot & steamy convo with your lad and he is ripe

_________________
Safari Safari Safari Mortar x 25
Closed lad accounts X ? Nurse Nastys Audi TT x3 Purple Flower
Sand Timer x2 Easter Egg 2012 Nigeria Benin United Kingdom Ghana
SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.

infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance

Urgent??? Impotent massage

* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life


Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!


PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP ^^^ Hmmmmm well if the lad is going to play with himself, he should at least provide you with reasonable audio quality, so everyone can hear what he is up to! I will give him a slap soon...he has jammed my inbox with heavens knows how many proclamations of love for the character! Laughing

_________________
Safari = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
Closed lad accounts x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!

<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I guess 'treat em mean to keep em keen' really does work Laughing Laughing

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life


Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!


PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 5:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

VP...keep the answerphone on, my laddo is going to give an epic performance this evening! So he says!

_________________
Safari = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
Closed lad accounts x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!

<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 8:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well he has not bothered to call at all today so far and it is 8:30pm now, unless he is waiting for his neighbors to go to sleep first ... I hope he is loud and clear this time Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life


Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!


PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP ^^^ Hopefully you should have had a rather errrr LOUD call from busy 'twanging the wire' last night Laughing Yes, I know that it is a pretty repulsive thought, but I thought it might make entertaining listening!

_________________
Safari = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
Closed lad accounts x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!

<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well Lou, you have pulled! Laughing One rather repulsively hysterically funny one way phone sex to my voicemail (now I must sterilize my mailbox because of the things he has done to it! Rolling Eyes )

It is almost understandable and quite a good trophy for you Laughing

http://media.putfile.com/honeSex01

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
Lou Smorals
419Eater is my life


Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 365
Location: Standing behind lads dressed as the Grim Reaper!


PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

VP ^^^ Thanks for hosting this idiots seduction of an answerphone! May he give many hours of entertainment to us all in the future! Laughing

_________________
Safari = Wahab Osayemi - Lagos-Cotonou-Parakou-Lagos-Cotonou(again)-Parakou(again)-Lagos
Closed lad accounts x 2
"Be interested you in friendship or full attitudes of a package with all material??" - Valya
"I really love you coz i haven't see you" - John Martin
"I want to admit to you that you like me very much." Why thank you Tanya, I thought I did!
"This is the last benefit of doubt." - Efcc
"please climb in a head write to me that I did not worry for you" - Natalya
"i dont even at this stage know your sex:male or female or you are also metrosexual. f**K you!!!" - J03l - I really think he likes me!

<a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a>
View user's profileSend private message
Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life


Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293


PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome, you're still doing this? I could use a UK number and a puzzling phone call or two, if you're still active. Laughing

_________________
"You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister

"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye

Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, still active Razz On the first page of this thread I keep it updated as to the hours I normally answer and any details you may find handy to work into your bait, then just let me know that you are expecting a call so I can try to match up a lad to who he belongs to... easy as that Laughing

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life


Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293


PostPosted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 11:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Awesome! Laughing

All right, a fellow named may be calling you asking for . Standard "over invoiced account" bait, lad is in Nigeria, claims to be a barrister.

My baiting character, , is nephew and has vouched for the barrister's trustworthiness. Wink

_________________
"You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister

"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye

Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 9:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've had a few hang up calls on the voicemails starting after 5:17 pm yesterday Rolling Eyes Won't they ever learn what business hours are Laughing Laughing Lazy sods have left no messages either.

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life


Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293


PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not sure if that's my mugu, VP. I sent him the number but he claims he did not receive the email.

_________________
"You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister

"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye

Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts
View user's profileSend private message
2891miles
Master Baiter


Joined: 25 Dec 2006
Posts: 156


PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my lotto lads might call, (s)he is concerned mr Gomer has chopped his/her dolla. (s)he will be asking for J4nn3t C3l3st3.
View user's profileSend private message
vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire


Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep


PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well the good ole flu thought it would come and visit and kick me in the head a few times so I missed a few calls Confused Here are 2 different lads and I have a hard time trying to figure out what they are saying either it is just the delirium or they really are mumbling :

This one is a Barrister..yaddayadda
http://media.putfile.com/BarristerSonso

This one speaks jibberish a language lost to me unless I am totally pissed:
http://media.putfile.com/jibberish101

_________________
Pith Helmet Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana
View user's profileSend private message
grlnxtdr681
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Posts: 643
Location: Riding a goat around the city...


PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I may or may not have a "gentleman" be calling you by the name of Thomas. I am playing the part of a CEO to Duck Duck Goose Industries.
Now as to why I have a UK number but live in the staes....hmmm
View user's profileSend private message
Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life


Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293


PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yeah, that first one is my mugu. Thanks Wink

_________________
"You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister

"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye

Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts Closed lad accounts
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



** Find out information about your IP address **


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT