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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Important business emails are written IN CAPITALS.

Tattoos cost over $1,000.

Professor Soludo does not like to go to the Western Union in person, he sends a lackey, who may well be in a different country.

My $24,000,000 (TWENTYFOUR MILLION USA DOLLARS) will be transferred next week.

The National Lottery always pays out from their agent in Spain.

Clifford Mugeri is not a real lad, and should get a fucking life.

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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The doctor tells them they are going to die in four months.
All their relatives are "ungodly," so they must find a good Christian to give money to.

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ugumaru
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You need a pennis or cork to fulk a pusy.

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MaxPonage
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Joined: 01 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Always end your emails with "Best Regards"
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BarneyG
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Joined: 09 Aug 2004
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

MarkMark64 wrote:
Nigeria has sooo much unclaimed cash in their government accounts, one wonders why they are so broke?


Actually this should rather be:

Nigeria has sooo much unclaimed cash in their government accounts, no wonder they are so broke! Laughing

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Lucifer The Dark
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Joined: 25 Aug 2006
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Location: Blessing scammers with a shower of gold direct to the face


PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Even though you're only 21 & a single male, your husband (married for 20yrs) died after hiding $20 million in a bank acount that you need a foreigner to move for you as you are now dying of ovarian cancer.

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Jeff Spicoli
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

All women who are starving in refugee camps still have a computer with internet access and glamor modeling pictures of themselves.
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Lucifer The Dark
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Being dead doesn't stop you emailing your friend in America with instructions for the transfer of the money.

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Rock
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This image is the sole proof that the money exists.

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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cancers, especially esophaegal, always defile medical treatment, and are often accompanied by something called "stroke sickness" which is more severe (especially in women).

Merchants in Dubai are a high-risk group for said cancers.

Medical doctors, wherever they are, demand money up front for life-saving medical procedures.

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sheila_blyge
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

- Money only has value when written longhand - $74,000 is worthless, but $74,000 (SEVENTYFOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS) is worth a trip to the WU office.

- Hiring a goat costs $2200 (TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS).

following on...

- Dollars are the only viable currency regardless of what country you are in.

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Shadowplay
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Joined: 14 Aug 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is considered proper punctuation in Nigerian banks and law offices.

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Novice Navis
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

While working with the Nigerian-based barrister working for a British national, you will probably have to deal with a bank in Hong Kong which will of course require you to make payments to a Brazilian agent who will then require you to fly to the Netherlands to collect some funds located in a security company in Saudi Arabia.
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JoeTam
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There is no reason an educated Barrister has to be able to spell, use punctuation, or syntax correctly. They are also required to insult, swear at, and threaten the lives of their clients.

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I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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HomerJFong
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Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A typical day on the Sagbama Express Road makes the Daytona 500 seem like a walk in the park.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Death Certificates, Deposit Certificates, and the like, are usually signed with a felt-tip pen.

It's customary for death certificates to feature a photograph of the victim.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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mrsbean
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

YeaWhatever wrote:
- Everyone has the title of "Dr." no matter the situation.


Addendum: Except for the small but growing group who have the title of "Engineer" and insist on putting "Engr." in front of their names.

Related truth: Every other bank, diplomatic courier, and security company seems to have an "Engr."on staff for no apparent reason. Perhaps "Engr." is just this season's "Dr."Only time will tell if this fad has staying power.

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Emma Stralian
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why are so many of the lads called Barr. Is that short for Barrimore?

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YeaWhatever
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is no shit. One of my very first lads was "Senator Dr. Chief Jubril Musa". He hit a trifecta.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have learned that Nigerian doctorates stress the importance of writing with the caps lock on and using no less than 5 exclamation points to end any given sentence.

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