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 Bull! The Diabolic Fence Incident of 2006

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 1:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Kevloink, amid the spelling and grammer, the grassy knolls that started out chest high and ended up below the ankles there's a message. You may not notice the message as its obscured by the size of a hole, a fence or lost between time zones of AM and PM. If you understand and act upon the message your life will go much better. Dart is saying you were only missing a box of 36inch mortars and a launcher to shout to the police, "Hey assholes, here I am. Come screw with me." In the 'hood that I'm from wannabes shave their heads and roll around in rides on "dubs" (20 inch rims- short for double dimes) and bitch and moan when the police pull them over and toss their car. More often then not penny ante quantities of drugs are found and they get to hang with bubba. Is it right? Is it fair? Is this a police state? That's not the point. All I know is that as members of the brotherhood of felons their job prospects and their futures are limited.

Follow me for a second. Do you feel that you do not receive enough attention? How is your relationship with your parents. Work hard in school. Do the best you can. Approach them with your good grades. Maybe they may only say "Great" and not look up from their TV. Maybe there's only one and she's beat up from working. Keep at it. If you need the strokes, and everyone does, post your positive achievements here.

I hope you are not offended by my unsolicited observations. If you get pissed off, you miss the message. There's some great advice on this thread. Please go back and read it.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I get enough attention.

Im fine with my parents.

yep, work hard in teh school.

You reminded me I am supposed to show my mom my grade on my test (b), but I only wanted to so I could type up the answers on the computer, so I caould give them away. (I wrote the right answers down when we were looking over them after they were graded.)

Edit: (off topic) If you were to go to my site you could hack it very easy right now, and untill I change it in the morning... too bad you have no clue what my site is Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Kev, here's a quote from the movie "Billy Madison" that I think about sums up the "Diabolic Fence Incident of 2006":

“Nowhere in your rambling, incoherent response did you come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.” Laughing Laughing Laughing


(edit spelling)

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Is this the new Post Whore thread?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This kind of reminds me of when you call tech support/customer service and you explain your problem and they explain it back to you just a little bit differently each time and they patch you through to the uptight guy that's about to go on a cigarette break and then, whoops, click it's a whole other part of the world and they get on the phone with you and ask all sorts of inane questions that lead you away from your original problem and clearly are designed to either send you over the edge, or alternately confuse you beyond coherence and then they ask you if the modem is plugged in or if the camera cord might, perchance be on the floor and when you finally hang up you know you've accomplished something, but you're just not exactly sure what it is. Confused
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

1) Fortunately, the statute of limitations has run out for me. 2) What Dr. Venture said.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

jose_cuervo wrote:
Kev, here's a quote from the movie "Billy Madison" that I think about sums up the "Diabolic Fence Incident of 2006":

“Nowhere in your rambling, incoherent response did you come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.” Laughing Laughing Laughing


(edit spelling)


Everything I said/say made/makes perfect sense.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Kevloink wrote:
yep, work hard in teh school.

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I am supposed to show my mom my grade on my test (b), but I only wanted to so I could type up the answers on the computer, so I caould give them away. (I wrote the right answers down when we were looking over them after they were graded.)

umm... who are you giving the the test answers to?
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... too bad you have no clue what my site is Razz

Probably not the best thing to say around here....

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I believe you Kev Very Happy

Are the rest of you crazy? Poor kev. Sad

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually, I was thinking bottle rockets, roman candles, and strings of fire crackers; the mortar hadn't entered into my mind at all.

Wow, were our formative years different!

Laughing

Anyhow, a prime opportunity to make friends with the policeman was lost.

You can still make it up, though. Next time you see him say hello in a sincerly friendly manner. Don't pester him, just say hello.

"You boys stay outta trouble, now, hear?" he might say.
"Yessir, we'll do that. And you watch yer ass out here."

Cops like to:

A) Try to figure out who the good guys are as well as the bad guys.

B) Not be hated by every damned body simply for doing their jobs the best they know how to.

You'd be suprised how much it can benefit you to be on good terms with the police. It's the difference between a speeding ticket and a warning, for example.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SlayerFaith wrote:
Kevloink wrote:
... too bad you have no clue what my site is Razz

Probably not the best thing to say around here....


Kev...Your Geocities page is down right now, but there is a lot of your info on RottenEggs.com.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SlayerFaith wrote:
Kevloink wrote:
yep, work hard in teh school.

Rolling Eyes
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I am supposed to show my mom my grade on my test (b), but I only wanted to so I could type up the answers on the computer, so I caould give them away. (I wrote the right answers down when we were looking over them after they were graded.)

umm... who are you giving the the test answers to?
Quote:
... too bad you have no clue what my site is Razz

Probably not the best thing to say around here....


The teh was not a typo, the second one was, and I dont know who Ill give the answers to. Last year I found a copy of the end o the year test and did it and gave it out and I got a 96.4 (I forgot to take the test to school to cheat)

crashhoot wrote:
SlayerFaith wrote:
Kevloink wrote:
... too bad you have no clue what my site is Razz

Probably not the best thing to say around here....


Kev...Your Geocities page is down right now, but there is a lot of your info on RottenEggs.com.

Not, down I took it off.

Theres still info about me on rotteneggs? I deleted my account, and with the account I have now I have only made like 15 posts that have no info on me...

I mean a site you probly dont know aobut, and cant google it cause its not on google!

Edit: Nobody but me knows the url.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"the" not "teh" please.

And it "grammar" (with two "a"s), not "grammer."

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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“Nowhere in your rambling, incoherent response did you come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.”



UR Wrong Josy Kuvero. Rite? U got "Loinked"!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

kleindoofy wrote:
"the" not "teh" please.

And it "grammar" (with two "a"s), not "grammer."

Confused


Fine. and thats how I spelled it the first time, but then thought it was wrong.

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It's been an entertaining few days, but now this thread is like a broken pencil. Pointless.

I'm sure the pw thread is still open for business... somewhere... I’m happy we’re able to solve this crime Scooby Doo.

So to be a party pooper, but we've well and truly spanked this piggy.

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