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 Bull! The Diabolic Fence Incident of 2006

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was at the mall, and I went outside and my and my friend were trying to walk along those things they put in the end of parking spaces. We were holding onto the fence next to it. Some dude came up and hes was like "follow me to my car". Me and my freind thought he was a ped. But then I noticed his gun and went to his police car (he didnt have his uniform on) We got in the back of his car and he asked our names then called over the radio something like "Peach jack delta sam". He told us he saw us trying to climb the fence and pull the poles out of the ground (I dont know how he saw things we didnt do)... Anyway 2nd time I was pulled over (while I was on foot) by a stupid cop...

Point: Why waste time with me doing nothing wrong when they could be busting meth labs?

Point2: I now hate cops.. still love America... just cops suck.

(The other time I was pulled over was when I was walking outside at 4am)

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some cops do suck. Do be careful, though, some of my relations are troopers (and fine troopers, too). Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Maybe he made an honest mistake? Why assume the worst about people rather than the best?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Stick it to ‘em Kev. Fight The Man.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Even if I did climb the fence it didnt say "Stay out!", and how the hell am I supposed to vandilize a huge hole in the ground where they put a fence post when the hole is already 3 times too big for the post to fit? The fence was like 6 ft from the main road here so why would I do anything illegal while cars are passing every second?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ever notice there are two sides to every story and neither one matches the other?

I've heard that story before.
Dude, I was just standing there with my buds, not doing nothin, just talking and hanging out and this stupid pig comes by and hassels us for no reason. And the sign didn't say I *couldn't* do it.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Even if I did climb the fence it didnt say "Stay out!", and how the hell am I supposed to vandilize a huge hole in the ground where they put a fence post when the hole is already 3 times too big for the post to fit?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Kev, you have an inalienable right to walk along those things they put in the end of parking spaces. I’d find a good lawyer if I were you.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Even though there was no sign (other than on saying you have to have a hard hat) I didnt even try to climb it. The fence is really crappy, if I tried to climb it it would probly fall back... like a \

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Are we a bunch of unsympathetic bastards or what?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, nothing happend to me besides me getting to sit for a few mins.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So there was no explicit warning sign not to climb? And doing so would cause the fence to fall “like a \”? You, my friend, have a lawsuit on your hands. Lawyer up and get ready to be stinking rich. Such a health and safety violation makes my head spin.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr. Fishe and the phrase, 'Fight the man'- something I never expected to see.
I am flummoxed. Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Fishe wrote:
So there was no explicit warning sign not to climb? And doing so would cause the fence to fall “like a \”? You, my friend, have a lawsuit on your hands. Lawyer up and get ready to be stinking rich. Such a health and safety violation makes my head spin.


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 2:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

TSnerd wrote:
I am flummoxed. Shocked

I'm utterly gobsmacked! Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey, I can be edgy and antiauthoritarian when I want to be. The underappreciation of my status as a self-styled Working Class Hero saddens me. You’re all banned.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Ah, crap.
KD put us up to it? Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Do not walk around in the middle of the night looking suspicious. Do not walk around in the middle of the night. Don't hang around the "Mall". Go home. Go to sleep. Stay in your house. Burn one and do the dishes. No one will bother you. You actually have to tell people this stuff. WTF? Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmm, which is the middle of the night? 4pm, or 4am? Cause those are the times that I was out.

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Burn one

Burn what? It sound like drugs to me. people who do drugs need to die.

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SlayerFaith wrote:
TSnerd wrote:
I am flummoxed. Shocked

I'm utterly gobsmacked! Shocked


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 3:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

where's chief2b in a situation like this Smile

Now, there was this one time, my friend has a yellow japanese sportscar and had it repainted so now, with no intention, it looks like a souped up sportscar. He's at a traffic light with his girlfriend and a policecar is beside them. When the light turns green, the officer turns on the sirens and stops them. He demands my friend to show him the nitrous bottle, to which my friend says he doesn't have one. The car was in no way meant for street racing and he tries convincing the officer that, but the officer doesn't buy it. Finally, my friend is hit with a huge fine and some demerit points. It takes a court appointed mechanic 3 months later to disprove what the officer said. There are those officers that I can't stand, but they, thankfully, rank in the minority.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is a very nice story (no one gets a ticket because their car was repainted), but I think we need to concentrate on Kevloink's problem first.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

419weasel wrote:
SlayerFaith wrote:
TSnerd wrote:
I am flummoxed. Shocked

I'm utterly gobsmacked! Shocked


And I'm 419weasel! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 4:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

well, both my mom and dad are lawyers....seriously if anyone needs advice, just pm me and and I'll ask them...that's what all my friends do.
and too bad you don't live where I do---my mom is a big shot and is in charge of like traffic violations and things of that nature Smile

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