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Toussaint Tatsugi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 814
Location: AS SEEN ON TV!!
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:00 pm |
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And a lovely Benz to stand in front of. Gotta have the Benz to make it look legit. |
_________________ I AWAITING YOUR REPLY AS YOU SAID TO CONSULT THE TIKI, I WANT YOU TO DO SO ASAP <james>
I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY ATTEMPT TO DISTABILIZE AN ESTABLISHED GOVT BY ANY GUERILLA MEANS AS IT IS SINFUL AND AGAINST THE WILL OF GOD. <richard>
The road to greatness and goodworks in life is not an anus one can open with one palm. <Rev. Joe>
pls send me that money i need mr .pls for the sack of God ok .thank u <mother sandra>
you are mad not to know that as a renowned international lawyer with wide knowledge on mysticism I can remote control your inner man to yield to complete madness <arman>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:06 pm |
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Actually, we think that Benz might be his. This guy is not that dumb. Contrary to his last few emails, which seem to have been written in extreme haste and anger, he usually writes clearly and he speaks English very well. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Standard Procedure
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 21 Nov 2004
Posts: 845
Location: Physically at school, mentally at the Grand Prix
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:31 pm |
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Being a McLaren, soon to be Mercedes, fan, I love that picture! |
_________________ Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound
The following statement is true
The above statement is false |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:45 pm |
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SP, will you be a Ferrari fan in 2007?
JJB, I'd worry if I were you,
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I have somebody that you can not hide from that I will report you to and his name is GOD ALMIGHTY. |
He's going to report you to God? Is there a hotline? Do you fill in a form, or what? |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:43 pm |
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I just want to know when I am getting my 10 Egyptian plaques!
I think there is a customer service hotline for God.
I think this guy might just deserve an email from Interpol. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:45 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:48 pm |
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That was intentional. I thought about sending Kenny on safari again, but that would ruin the flow huh? I think I need to move Kevin�s down to the bottom� |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bantam_baiter
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 26 Aug 2006
Posts: 21
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:23 pm |
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Standard Procedure wrote: |
I had one claim that he will call my president tonight to complain about me! |
*Phone rings at The White House*
*Bush stares blankley at the ringing contraption wondering what he should do about it, after 5 minutes of deep thought he decides to pick it up*
Scammer: "Hello Mr. President I wish to complain about one of your citizens. I was just innocently trying to con him out of a couple of thousand dollars with a 419 scam and he had the nerve to waste my time. Well what are you going to do about it?"
Bush: "What is a 419 scam?"
Scammer: "Erm forget it! Hello Mr Bush my name is Barrister Oga. I'm ringing you from Lagos Nigeria because a Paul Bush died leaving $35,000,000 with no next of kin. I will present you as next of kin and claim the funds and will give you 30% of the profit for you trouble!"
Bush: "Sounds great! I'm in! What do I need to do? $10,000 by Western Union eh? Right away sir!" |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:23 pm |
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@jojo
Pretty soon, you are going to run out of signature space with all those pith helmets. There is a limit to 750 characters for signatures. That's why I don't have any of my small safaris on there. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:36 pm |
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Yes, this will be a problem. Then I will have to cut back on sending these lads on safari. Just kidding. I am sure that there is SOMETHING I can figure out. I have one or two other ones, but they were not repeat ones or a good one like the Egypt lad, so I left those off. No room for them.
So you only post pith helmets if the death risk is 50% or greater? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Lucifer The Dark
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 150
Location: Blessing scammers with a shower of gold direct to the face
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:56 pm |
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If he's got a photo studio lets make him waste a few hundred rolls of film.
He's going to be really surprised when he gets the email from me offering him loads of cash to do glamour photos for a new magazine my company is getting ready to publish. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:58 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:58 pm |
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BWAHHAHAHAHA!!! I love it. Maybe I could get a mugu to set that up for me. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Toussaint Tatsugi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Jun 2005
Posts: 814
Location: AS SEEN ON TV!!
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:21 pm |
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Or do like the military... after 5 safaris you get to have a pith helmet with oak leaf cluster, after 10 you get a silver star, after 25 it's pith helmet with gold star and oak leaf cluster and so on.
Or on your repeaters... just put a number on the pith helmet so we can see how many trips each lad has been subjected to, or just the total mileage each lad has experienced... |
_________________ I AWAITING YOUR REPLY AS YOU SAID TO CONSULT THE TIKI, I WANT YOU TO DO SO ASAP <james>
I WILL NOT BE INVOLVED IN ANY ATTEMPT TO DISTABILIZE AN ESTABLISHED GOVT BY ANY GUERILLA MEANS AS IT IS SINFUL AND AGAINST THE WILL OF GOD. <richard>
The road to greatness and goodworks in life is not an anus one can open with one palm. <Rev. Joe>
pls send me that money i need mr .pls for the sack of God ok .thank u <mother sandra>
you are mad not to know that as a renowned international lawyer with wide knowledge on mysticism I can remote control your inner man to yield to complete madness <arman>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:30 pm |
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As arrogant as it may be, I just love the �Pyramid O� Piths�. I don�t have any safaris scheduled for a while though. Everything is dying down at the moment for me. Lads getting way too pissed off, left and right! So my signature should remain the same for quite some time. All of my good boys are leaving me now. It doesn�t seem like this guy is going to be hanging around too much longer. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:56 pm |
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XXCoder
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Posts: 135
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Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:52 pm |
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You could do this: 5x(pith helmet) 4x(pith) etc... |
_________________ Lad the Editor: "I want to use this opportunity to tell you that what you said was very reorganized by me" Cool. |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:26 am |
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jojo 'I gotta pyramid of piths' wrote: |
It doesn�t seem like this guy is going to be hanging around too much longer. |
I'm not so sure... I got some plans for him...
How about the 'I'll help you get your money back' scam?!!! |
_________________ Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 1:25 am |
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I say this quote:
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if you feel no body can trace you, I have somebody that you can not hide from that I will report you to and his name is GOD ALMIGHTY. |
should be in your signature.
Good work Jojo! Tell him you want references of all the honest people he's taken pictures of!
M-m-max |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:08 am |
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maxheadroom wrote: |
Tell him you want references of all the honest people he's taken pictures of!
M-m-max |
Don't worry M-m-max, we have all their names! And the receipts for the $1000 each he paid them. Oh yes he did. Would he lie? |
_________________ Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:53 am |
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What the hell kind of photographer PAYS people to take their pictures? Surely he MUST be a legitimate businessman with that kind of business model!
M-m-max |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:20 pm |
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jojo - you always impress me with what you are doing.
You are an evil genious and I want to grow up to be like you!
Keep us updated! |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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