Sometimes it is AWESOME to be a bastard

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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:18 pm

My dear lad Victor has been busy. He wrote out Oedipus Rex IN ANCIENT GREEK by hand, along with Robinson Kruso IN ESPERANTO. I haven't assembled all of the images (there are 100 of them), but here is a page from each:
http://members.419eater.com/~hankreardan/0001.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~hankreardan/0036.JPG

The silly lad thought he was getting $10,000 for his hard work Laughing

So, after I got the text, I ignored him for awhile, then told him to send it again. After he sends it again, he emails me:

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Dear Dr.Mike Hunt,PhD,

Please let me know if everything is all right with you.What's happening to you and your e-mail?I have re-sent every completed handwritten text to you and yet no replies from you uptil now.This is the second time I am sending this one and same documents.This is almost two weeks now!

Could you please confirm to me as a matter of urgency if you have received the documents.

Awaiting your most urgent answer.

Sincerely Yours,

Victor Nworisa.

To which I replied:

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I received the documents, but I've decided to submit them to the company myself and get paid myself and just not send you any money. So don't bother emailing me again.

That upset him a little bit, so he replied:

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Subject: YOU FRAUDSTER

Look,you Fraudster do not think that you can get away with this one this time aroud.I shall tell you that you are dealing with one very person that you will regret in all your enture life because I must certaining get you.Remember that you can run but you cannot hide for too long.

Let's just wait and see.SWINE AND A CHEAT!

Now he's got me scared...

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What are you going to do? Fly up here to London and sue me? You're stuck in Nigeria, you're probably too poor to even have a car to drive across town, let alone buy a plane ticket.

Thats what I like about you poor Nigerians--I can make you do work, and then I can get paid for it. Meanwhile, you remain poor, and unable to do anything about it.

So tell me, Victor: how does it feel to be a poor bastard who can't do anything about it? How does it feel to know that I'm a British scientist who makes over $100,000.00 per year, and I just tricked you into doing work for me so that I can have even more money to spend. Hah! You are one hell of a sucker!

There is something so....sweet about being a bastard. I guess I really did scam him! It is one thing to waste his time--but this--he's losing sleep over!

I think that the next thing I'm going to do is send him photos of me spending that $10,000 that he should have gotten!

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:21 pm

Send him pics of some of the luxury items you bought with his money - incuding the most expensive goat money can buy! Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

ANCIENT GREEK and IN ESPERANTO Laughing

That's a classic Hank, evil man you are Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:34 pm

I totally agree with you. There is something about being a bastard that is so satisfying.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:12 pm

nice one. its amazing the lengths that some lads will go to for cash. Laughing

sadly, ive still to obtain the high rank of devious bastard but heyho.
how about sending him a picture of you on a trip to various casinos with some flousies, during which you won some ridiculous sum of money?

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:57 pm

Oh, I like that...I really like that!!!!
I'll send him copies of my plane tickets, pictures of my hotel room, pictures of me in the casino, pictures of me eating at fabulous restaurants...

And...pictures of me with heaps of cash!!!!

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:58 pm

you are a terrible person.

Maybe your disgruntled ex-girlfriend should send an email to victor explaining how he can easily get revenge if he would be willing to follow her 100% risky free plan.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:04 pm

Ooooh...I like that very much! What kind of a risky-free plan would she have in mind?

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

KeyserSoze wrote:

Maybe your disgruntled ex-girlfriend

Send him a pic of you with a hooker (and some bling-bling) and then write the lad as the soon-to-be ex-wife who has seen the picture on his computer. Of course she will also fall in love with the lad after some time.

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:42 pm

Why are baiters so cold harted why, why why ?

Congratulation on such great work clapping

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Aug 2005 Posts: 132

Esperanto. Dude, I SO have to use that in my next bait. You sad, sick, twisted bastard with such wonderful ideas. Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:32 pm

You cruel, cruel, cruel yet brilliant bastard... clapping

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:43 pm

Hahaha thats great! I dont even know what Esperanto is yet a lad is writing in it. Maybe he can take what he's learned and become a translator.

Oh wait, those are dead languages. Nevermind Smile

Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:55 pm

Way to twist the knife Hank! Hahahahaha! Man, I'll bet he is soooo Pissed off at you. Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:21 am

Hank, Hank, Hank,
You know we are not supposed to be educating the Lads. Now this one knows how to copy Greek and Esperanto. Shame on you.

Great modality. Make the mistake of tellling him its all double tax free because you are not going to have to declare income and you are going to write off the money you were to send him as a business expense.

See if he threatens to tell the IRS.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:03 am

HankReardan wrote:

Ooooh...I like that very much! What kind of a risky-free plan would she have in mind?

I'm not exactly sure, but it might involve the lad having to come to england to meet with her. I am sure that the 280,000$ cash hidden inside of your basement might be enough motive to get him out of Nigeria.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:14 am

What a great way to end the bait.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:24 am

Send him some pics from this swanky hotel. And yes, it's real! Laughing

Could come in handy for other baits too. There's something about the decor and ambiance that I think would appeal to most lads.

http://www.lileks.com/institute/motel/index.html

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 14 Aug 2006 Posts: 88

I can practically see his eyes bugging out of his head when he read that e-mail about you stealing his work. Tell me, did you receive any e-voodoo curses?

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:56 am

Congratulations Hank. How about a change of heart? You get a pang of remorse and decide to sent him a little something for his trouble. You have won so much money from the casino that you can never use it all. A little gift so that there's no hard feeling? Sent it via WU with one of my bar-coded, MTCN-less forms.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 63

Hank, please, please, PLEASE, publish this bait. This sounds like one for the ages.

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 7:56 am

You bastard! Laughing

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:32 am

Nice twist, my handwriting lads had the luxury of English. Copying Esperanto means checking every word's spelling, writing in Greek means checking every penstroke. Chinese or Arabic next?

Perhaps your bitter wife could let slip which remote (but reachable from Nigeria) location you are going on holiday to with your new mistress, and the dates?

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

on a scale of 1 - bastard, Id say that was a pretty bastard thing to do.

Awesome work there! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:56 am

I am not worth of posting in this forum oh great one. Please have a mod delete this post if you feel its presence offensive. bow_down

Tip: Dont sit in the office drinking a glass of water when you read the full bait. My desk is wet from just that snippet.

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