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Connie L. Gus
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is easy. A baguette. Tell him the tailors are French and that baguettes are all standard lenght.

He needs to have it laid across his head to show shoulder lengths, across the arms, the torso and don't forget the inseams. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How about something heavy, like a cinder block, expecially if you have him hold it in several awkwards positions on the pretenes of measuring different bodyparts.

Or you could pick any fairly common item (a baguette is good), but specifically insist that it be "standard sized". After he sends you the picture complain that it isn't and tell him to use a some other "standard sized" object (like a cinder block), and repeat... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A dildo?

On second thoughts, you'd never get them all the same size...
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

devil21 wrote:
Im going for the 8 of Spades.

Check the board, Devil21. Looks like Quivver is after the 8, and you have the 7. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

quivver and I have traded. My 7 for quivver's 8. I am now the 8 of Spades Smile

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A goat!!! What else?
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd have him hold up a huge thing of ice. Hopefully, it'd numb his hands and be expensive. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I feel the suggestion below may be worthy.

Handcuffs. They tend to be of fairly similar dimensions regardless of manufacturer. Wearing them, with hands behind his back. Personal fitting of cojoined bracelets could be arranged via the EFCC Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My vote is on a black mamba Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A friend of a friend owns an adult toys and literature shop. The Black Mamba was a dicky rubbery thing. I think he should go to the coast and pick up live Cone Snails. Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

hey now, the snails are my idea Wink no copying! haha

but really, I want a lad to get me some of them as well, they are pretty funky things, I say go for it!!!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I wonder whether we should choose something pricey and realistic for them to pose with. Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Smoggy Giant African Snails are Terrestrial whilst the Cone Snails are Marine. I thought collecting cone snails would be fun, but since I am well aware of how venomous they are, I'll not bother too hard with encouraging a lad to go collecting them. After all, I do have a conscience.... somewhere.... Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

But seven of nine, don't you think that's a bit unrealistic. Considering how it might take to travel. I think you have to be the dumb of the dumbest morons to do such an act. I really doubt any scammer would do it. But, if anyone has any success storires, please let us know! Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^ Really? Would you encourage a lad to stand next to a lion, or pose with a black mamba as jose_cuervo suggested? There are many here who would, in jest. Perhaps you should reconsider your response! Mock us not.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What about having him hold an African Swallow?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, it appears my lad is balking on my original email:

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Relating to Mr Boateng requirements i have attached my picture in full size and shape to him. I cant give him a nude pic, if that is what he wants then we forget about the suit .
When you come to african you can get as many suit for me or when i am in usa with you , i can do that secretly.but scan a nude pic now is capital letter NO.

Barrister Powell Asheshe promise contacting you first thing tomorrow morning.
As soon as he contact you pls do talk about that agreement with him so you can start working of your flights plans.


I have told him how insulted I am that he declined the instructions of a world famous tailor and that I will help another similarly situated lad that will appreciate my generosity. Good day and Good Luck sir!
Hopefully he will reconsider and deliver the 8 of Spades.

Heres the pic he attached: (hopefully next is NSFW)
<img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h60/devil21_photos/Wi_padmore.jpg">

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What? Not even a stinking baguette on the head? Must bring the right hand back and and give the lad a whopping forehand slap.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

hot coals

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really doubt he will twig on me though. Im going to wait it out for a day or two and see if he comes back. If he does not I will start phase 2 of the bait as seen in the "I dont like your tone Mr. Barrister!" thread.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@7/9:

There are different types of giant snails? Shocked why didnt you tell me!!

Now I have a whole nother angle to go with! Once they have collected my LAND snails, they will of course have to collect some SEA snails to compare the taste for me (i.e. Me = French Chef)...

THANKS!! haha I shoulda done my research on that one...

@devil21:

A suggestion here would be to go straight back and say the photo he sent had no obvious point of reference and thus you wont be able to determine his size... (i.e. back to the start of the suit side-bait).

Back to picking an object Wink

Ask him to pose next to a trunk box full of cash, as theyre all standard sizes!!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So far he's been very eager to do what I want but this seems to have tested his limits. I want to see if the threat of ending our business will bring him back to me. If it does then he's ripe for a safari in the near future. The 8 of Spades will be the least of his worries at that point.

(Eventhough I am giving it away, I wanted him to pose nude while holding a shovel...err Spade...with the number 8 upon his chest so the tailor's measurement photo scanning computer could extract his exact fitment!)

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm just suggesting we should be a bit realistic, in the interest of success' sake. I have asked my scammers do something unrealistic, and I lost 'em. Embarassed

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