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Torn
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Joined: 28 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ive laid a bate for a scammer from the spare 419 section, using a setup gmail account. Since the first one I did likely wont get a response (though ill run it if he does), this will be the first official fresh bait.

My reply bait in bold

The Scammmer

Dear Sir/Ma,

Greetings in the name of Jesus. My name is Mr.JOHNSON TRACY , Male and Married
with a Daughter. I am in a Pathetic condition since the last Train incident that
happen in (INDIA) My Wife died and my little daughter got wounded . It is not my
portion. However, I am distressed since the train incident My only Daughter has
a Kidney problem that she has been taking to the hospital for treatment and the
doctor had give a limit time for her to survive.

I am therefore using this medium to appeal to you for assistance to enable me to
pay the Per Payment for the doctor in other to start the operation I can do to
sustain my Daughtery. Whatever you give me, God will reward you in hundred
folds. You are saving souls and your reward will be great here on earth and in
the heaven. Please help me I am as poor as a Church rat.

Please help. As soon as I hear from you. Man is God to man. May God bless you
and your family.

Best regards

JOHNSON TRACY

The Bait

Benjamin Dover to marys_090
More options 10:01 pm (28 minutes ago)

Dear Mr Tracy, How very sad I was to receive your letter. fear not, your plea has met
kind ears. My deepest sympathy for the horrible gruesome death of your wife, and the injury of your ill daughter. I trust she is waiting on gods mercy.
I may be able to assist you both. I wait your reply
Kind Regards, Mr Benjamin Dover


Whoohoo! Just got reply from the scammer!!!

Quote:
mary jude to me
More options 12:07 am (1 minute ago)

Hello Mr Benjamin Dover ,

Thanks, for you concern about my family . I could have reply this mail earlier than this but i was at the hospital while lobbying on how my only daugther will be treated and as well also searching for help to some fund for the operation , so i am praying to God as well to help me out of this condition cause am fed up and dont know what to do any more , so the doctor has given us an ultimatum of 2 weeks to this date now , and i have try my best for this and i will apprecite if you can help me with this condition cause i just lost my lovely wife in a surden Train accident that happen last.

MY DAUGTHER CONDITION IS GETING MORE WORSEN CAUSE THEY SHE HAS AN ULTIMATUM TIME OF 2 WEEKS.

GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU HELP

So try and help the poor!

Dear mary,
How awful to hear the news, please let me know how I can assist the poor child at the soonest convenience
Regards Benjamin Dover


I get the mug hooked!!!
They write....


mary jude to me
More options 3:36 am (3 hours ago)

Hello Benjamin Dover ,

Thanks for your response , the doctor is requesting for $850 US Dollars for the Kidney Operation and and Treatment fees.

Please kindly send the money to me through western union money transfer, that is the fastest and saviest way to get the money here in India.

Please send the money to me with this info!

Name: JOHNSON TRACY

Home Address: 42 basement, opp venkycollege satya .new delhi.110021.INDIA

Telephone: +919873886842.

Thanks for all your effort on my family and God will bless you and guide your own family frm this and God will bless you abundantly as you help.

Thanks

Decided to go nuts with the this Mug, just to see how desperate he is!

Dear Jonhson Tracy,
I am confused, Your letter says Mary Jude? please explain. As I am a High preist in the Church of Jeebus at Screwmover township, I must carry out the sacred rite of sacrifice for your child, That the Operation will be successfull and the money be guided to your hands.
I will need for this some things that I may proceed with the ritual.
1. The name of the hospice, in order to guide the spirits
This will require a photograph to bless with my blood.
2. A photo and name of the poor child, to also be blessed.
3. The name od the doktor that the spirits may guide his hand.
Please be swift in this important matter as the great spirit of Jeebus Must be satisfied.
I will carrie out the sacred rite and hurry to the WU to transfer and blessthe transaction.
I wait your swift reply and will slaughter a beast in your childs honor. Let us not waste time Brother.
Regards Father Ben Dover


What a sweet child (my first pic)

mary jude to me
More options 3:04 am (7 hours ago)

Hello Benjamin,

Thanks for your response, that email is my wife email address ok before she get maried to me her fathers name is (Jude) so the Name of the Doctor is My Mark Williams and the Name of the hospital is (Tate Memorial Hospital) and plz kindly let me know any other info u needed for this.

Regard's


Image

I respond. (I think I can push this one!)


Dear Johnson Tracy,
What a dear sweet child, How is she today? I have made powerful Juju with the spirits
But I must have a larger image of the child and her name for the slaughtering of the beast rite.
For this I must travel to the east to procure a rare lesser spotted Schlumbird for slaughter, this
may take a day or two since my yak broke down.
Please send very soon the image, I am gather this money from devotees of the church of Jeebus
they are all preying daily and self flagellation to appease the great spirit of mercy.
Let us rush for daughter, so far the devotees have collected $4,123 dollars us. Tell me how much
time the child has. If the doktor will not perform, I will call on hexaba the evil one to juju curse his
testicles fall off.
Reply with larger image soon. Photograph of yourself holding sign, with juju word 'Scumbucket'
Will greatly speed the sacred rite and can send money very soon, tell doctor.
Benjamin


[/i] to be continued...........[/i]


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persephone
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Safe accounts:

www.gmail.com - you need an invite. Get your account by reading the 'get your gmail invites here' thread.

www.hushmail.com

www.fastmail.fm

Good luck!

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Torn
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Persephone, just discovered gmail and set up an accout for future baiting, thanks to another vigilant member (thanks Renboy)
Looking forward to some fun baiting.
If I choose to bait a lad from the spare 419's section, do they not know that their letter has not gone to my gmail? Do I just reply to that lads addy pretending it has?
Im assuming these lads send bulk spam, so wouldnt know where it went?
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thud419
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ You've got it right. They have no idea that you didn't get the mail.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just put there e-mail in yours so they know what e-mail you are replying to. Then put Re. whatever the subject is in the subject line.

Keep the first few short. They don't really read them. have fun.

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Torn
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks Folks, Im going to read through a few and decide which to hit.
P.s what is meant by the term 'slapping'? Im assume it means telling them straight the gig is up?
Dosent sound like much fun, id like to lead as long as possible.
Whats the record 'bait' longevity before either baiter or scammer
gave up?
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thud419
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Telling them the gig is up is called "burning". Slapping is telling them off for not doing what you said, or for being rude, or for anything you like or no reason at all. Slapping is fun, and if done well does not endanger the bait but keeps the scammer under control. In fact it is usually required at some point just so you can keep control of the bait.

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I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Sand Timer Barr. Cole
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Torn
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ahh, ok I get it! Like complaining their pic wasnt big enough etc LOL.

Edited for clarity~


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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ooooh, Your plea has met kind ears..... I love the sound of that. So I'm gonna do a little stealy stealy on that one. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ROFL "come in sucker' Twisted Evil Laughing

Couldnt help myself with 'horrible gruesom death' but it will likely be overlooked. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Torn -- as mentioned elsewhere, slapping is an art, not a science. However it does follow a few loose rules, i.e.:

1. Never slap for a genuine mistake by a lad. If he copies you with a list of 500 intended victims, say nothing, and perhaps send that list to a Mod here so s/he can forward it the proper authorities. Same goes for really bad passport pics -- if they're bad, encourage the lad to keep using it! It's less likely that a real victim will fall for them.

2. On the other hand, if the lad does something right (i.e. good passport/I.D. forgery) then slap away for how shoddy it looks. Similarly, if anything else seems too good, tell him how bad it is.

3. Slap for any other reason you can think of -- but know your lad; sometimes you need to offer a carrot to keep the lad firmly on the hook -- but once he's comfortable again, SLAPPY!

Have fun, bait safe. Welcome.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 1:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thanks for Tips JMRazor, If I get a bite, I wont too keen to lose him/her so Ill take the slapping tips to mind!
Will you Mentor me if I need advice? I was going to ask Shiverme timbres but im afraid hell try an sell me something! Laughing
(go delboy, loved that show)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And away we go......

I'll be happy to answer any questions you have, but be sure to sign up for an official mentor with Cherrie. He'll sort you out proper. Typically takes a week to 10 days, but in the meantime, feel free to post in the threads or send a PM.

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Kiss your free time goodbye!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Updated full transcript, beginning with Renboy(Dr woodhouse)***Note, my spelling and grammar vary throughout, sometimes deliberately, even my wifes name, but our lad fails to notice!***



Renboy/Dr Woodhouse

The scam

Quote:
>From: andress amanda <[email protected]>
>
>
>Hello,
> I am Andress Amanda,i will like to let you know i
>inherited a land from my grand mother and this land is
>situated somewhere in my Locality and is exactly five
>hacters of land,and two weeks ago i went there and i
>discovered crude oil on the land so i quickly took my
>lawyer there to intervain on it,before the federal
>government becomes aware of it.
>Therefore, i want your support in every aspect in
>anyway you know you can help me so as to help urself
>also and let this be confidential within you,i and my
>lawyer.
>
>The three of us that know's the value of land and the
>*Crude Oil*. What i want is your support, I want you
>and myself's collaborating together to carry out this
>project together by making use of it,firstly you look
>for a company that you know supply crude oil in your
>country and they pay you and you take your percentage,
>but before we do this we need to carry out the project
>and if you know you have any question you can contact
>my lawyer on his mail address
>([email protected]) he will tell you what you
>need to know about it,and pls get back to me
>immidiately you get is message.
>Regards,
>Andress Amanda





Peter woodhouse
to brucejohnny_law
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Jul 26 (5 days ago)
Could you send me some more info please.


Quote:
barister bruce johnson
to me
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Jul 26 (5 days ago)
Attn Peter

Dear Peter,i really do apreciate you for sending me mail and also for
your understanding pertainning the crude oil transaction.
Pls allow this memorandom to ascertain in the state of affairs.
You recieved a mail from my client about crude oil, yes is true and
evrything is right as the mail stated so feel free to join hands with
her and also get back to me so i will tell you what to do and i'll be
happy if you can work together.............and i don't want both of us
to loose that opportunitty b'cos by the time we work together and
carry out the project we are both going to beneffit from
it...........so pls mail her back as soon as you read my message and
also get back to me..... I will call her now and let her know you mail
me and i've explained everything to you and also that you are going to
mail her now..........ok and if you have anything to ask me again feel
free and am very very gratefull to recieve your mail
Thanks.
Regards,
Barr.Bruce Johnson (SAN)



Quote:
On 7/26/06, barister bruce johnson <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> Attn: Peter Woodhouse,
>
> Dear Peter,
>
> I have called you partner in business (Miss Andress Amanda) just a now and
> she has told me really that she asked you to get in touch with me.
> Allow this memorandum to ascertain on state of Affairs regarding the Crude
> Oil Business. An Agreement will include the signature of your partner, mine
> and your's. The Agreement will be signed by you and a copy sent back to me
> and should be kept for future reference. Before that will be done, I will
> like you to send a mail within 24 hours of receipt of this mail informing me
> of your thought about the percentage you need to be receiving in this
> transaction.
>
> Furthermore, I will use my professional skill to seek and obtain all the
> legal back-up documents and submit to tha National Oil Corporation here in
> my country for approval before this transaction will be carried out.
> Therefore, do not hesitate to send down to me the undermentioned
> information:
>
> 1) FULL NAMES
>
> 2) HOME/OFFICE ADDRESS
>
> 3) COPY OF INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVER'S LICSENCE
>
> 4) PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS (For Oral communication)
>
> As soon as these information's are received, the Agreement will be prepared
> with the information you presented then we can go ahead and sign.
> Kindly contact me if you need more details or more clarification in this
> respect.
> Also, do not hesitate to communicate back to me to aknowledge receipt of
> this mail as I anticipate you urgent contact.
>
> Best regards.
>
> Barrister Bruce Johnson (SAN)



Peter woodhouse
to barister
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Jul 26 (5 days ago)
Dear Barrister Bruce Johnson

I would like 80% of the profits and seeing as I am the doctor here I
think that that is a fair percentage.

But first I want some proof about this whole business proposel.

Dr P.G.Woodhouse
(PHD l.a.u.g.h)




Quote:
barister bruce johnson
to me
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Jul 26 (5 days ago)
Attn;Peter Woodhouse

Dear Peter,
i am grateful for your prompt message,in regards of your
previouse message,pertainning to your percentage 80%,i think we can't
do it that way cos how many are we going to give Andress and how many
will cover the expensives we are going to spend now to get the project
done,pls let's do the right thing.
Furtheremore,i want to let you know we are going to prepare an
agreement which will include your full details and also your signature
so let's work together now and make things happen pls we still need to
talk about the percentage because you know this is a lifetime
bussiness.pls i want you to get back to me and also talk to your
partner Andress i will also mail her now that you have replied to my
message.

Regards,

Barr Bruce Johnson SAN.



Peter woodhouse
to barister
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Jul 27 (4 days ago)
Dear Barrister Bruce Johnson

You wanted my full name and details.
Dr Peter Gwar Woodhouse.
My Address is 10 Downing st, Seattle , America
My phone and fax number is 091 xxxxxxxxxx
I hope that is all you need.

If 80% is too much lets make it a 60% but that is my final offer.

Dr P.G.Woodhouse
(PHD l.a.u.g.h)


Quote:
Dear Peter,
pls this is not a joke and we need to take this
seriouse,i asked of your full information to enable
get the agreement prepare down for you and ou
bussiness partner(ANDRESS AMANDA)you are giving just
your name and your address nbot even a direct mobile
number,pls we need to know if you are really interestd
to save us time,pls comply intime to what we requested
from you as we dont have much time to waste.Thank you.
- Show quoted text -
Regards,
Barr. Bruce Johnson (SAN)



Peter woodhouse
to barister
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Jul 27 (4 days ago)
What is wrong with the number I gave you?
You asked for a fax and phone number that is the number I use.
I do not use a mobile phone because I have done studies and they can
give you cancer.
If you think I am lieing look on the internet, there are lots of
studies going on.
You should not use a mobile phone at, it is very bad for you.

You ask if I am really intrested. I am very keen to do this
trancaction. I cant wait to be rich. how long do you think this will
take?
Must I get a lawyer to start the paper work?


Dr P.G.Woodhouse
(PHD l.a.u.g.h)


Quote:
barister bruce johnson
to me
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Jul 27 (4 days ago)
Dear Peter,
Thanks for your reply,pls i want you to forward to me a copy of your
international passport or a copy of your driver's licenses,so pls do
that now to make things work ut fine.
Secondly,when we say we wan't this to be confidential between you,i
and Andress,that mean's no one should be aware of it pls dont inform
anybody nor lawyer cos we dont need anyother party.
Pls,do mail me back intime and also forward your mail to andress cos
we dont have time to waste.
Barr.Bruce Johnson (SAN)



Dear Barrister Bruce Johnson

Here is my passport. I dont have a drivers licence. I only have one
leg, I lost the other back in Nam. Those dam landmines.

Please forward the documentation to me.
I wont get a lawyer if you don't want me to.

But then I dont want to have to wait forever for this documentation.

Dr P.G.Woodhouse
(PHD l.a.u.g.h)




Quote:


barister bruce johnson
to me
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Jul 27 (4 days ago)
Dear Peter,
i am gratefull for your prompt message,may God bless
you and i assure you everything's going to work out
fine, if you and your Partner (Andress)listen to my
instructions.
I want you to attach your passport here for me cos i
did not see any attachment in my mail pls do that now
and also you and ANDRESS will need to pay my service
fees cos i can't be working for the two of you just
like that and also we will need to obtain a new and
current certificate of land that will legaly back up
the land from federal minstry of works and housing
here in our home country,
I promise to protect everything legally and back you
up with my proffessional skills to make things work
out fine for both of us i awaite the attachment of
your international passport now to enable me prepare
the agreement in time.
Regards,
Barr Bruce Johnson (SAN)


(I DID NOT SEND A PASSPORT)


Peter woodhouse wrote:
> > > > > I did send the passport. I don't know why you didn't get it.
> > > > > Here it is again.


(THEN I SENT A PICTURE THAT WAS TOTALLY BLURED OUT, LOVE THE WAY HE
SAYS IT WAS FINE)


Quote:
Dear Peter,
> > > > > Yes i got your passport right and all the details on it as stated,i
> > > called
> > > > > Andress now and i also told her to forward her information to me,and
> > it
> > > has
> > > > > been done immidiately,
> > > > > Secondly,Peter like i have told you on my previouse message, you are
> > > both
> > > > > going to pay my service fees and
> > > > > and that will cost the both of $750,so you pay half of it and she's
> > also
> > > > > agred to pay half her part in two hours time,now i want you to do
> get
> > > back
> > > > > to me immidiately to let me know your mind and also how you will pay
> > > your
> > > > > own fee.
> > > > > Furthermore,Peter, in the next 24hrs,i will have to go out and make
> an
> > > > > enquiries on the cost of the document and how we are going to get
> the
> > > > > document ready.pls do get back to me immidiately cos you know this
> is
> > a
> > > > > lifetime asset and we both dont need to toy with and also no time to
> > > waste.
> > > > > Regards,
> > > > > Barr. Bruce Johnson (SAN).
> > > > > NB.
> > > > > Pls i want you to get intouch with your partner and discuss how you
> > both
> > > > > want things to be.Thanks




On 7/28/06, Peter woodhouse wrote:
> > > > Dear Barrister Bruce Johnson
> > > >
> > > > The money is not a problem, I will just trancfer it with western
> union.
> > > > But I want to see something for my money.
> > > > So could you please send me the documentation.
> > > >
> > > > Ps. I am very busy man, so I don't always answer my phone. If it is
> > > > very inportant just leave a message or E-mal me.
> > > >
> > > > Dr P.G.Woodhouse
> > > > (PHD l.a.u.g.h)

Peter woodhouse wrote:
> > >
> > > I seem to have lost Andress Amanda's e-mail address. can you please
> > > send it to me.
> > > I want to let her know how far we have gotten



Quote:
Dear Peter,
> > > I am happy to read from you,yes, you can get andressvis this email
> > > [email protected],
> > >
> > > Also i want to let you know we will get the documents send to you very
> > > soon,it's not a problem you just try and straight forard and we work
> > > together to make things happen,cos i believe by the time we start this
> > > bussiness fully you will be ell recognise in the whole of united and
> also
> > > you will be very rich.
> > >
> > > Furthermore,i went to make an enquiries and i got alot information that
> i
> > > think we both need but i will pass them to you and andress when i am
> > through
> > > with my research,TRUST ME.
> > >
> > > Peter you may help send the my service fees today through western union
> to
> > > the name of my permanent secretary above.
> > >
> > > Name;chime collins ihieze
> > > Add;lagos nigeria,23401
> > >
> > > pls i want you to send the money privately so no one will convince you
> and
> > > immidiately you send it just get back to me with mtcn and the rest of
> the
> > > information you use for the sending.
> > > i will be forwarding to you the certificate of the land to let you know
> > ths
> > > is real.
> > > Barr.Bruce Johnson (SAN)



Dear Barr. Bruce Johnson
> >
> > Can you tell me how much you need me to send?
> > Thanks


Quote:
Dear Peter,
> > Kindly find the attach the document and you will see the land certificate
> > there,and also your fees is exactly $750,and andress has paid her part so
> > you need to go send yours now.get back to me immidiately you send it.
> > Regards,
> > Barr.Bruce Johnson (SAN)


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> Peter woodhouse <[email protected]> wrote:
>
> I got my partner to send the money. let me know when you get it.


Quote:
Dear Peter,
> i want to let you know it's not possible for me to recieve it when i dont
> have MTCN and the sender's information,so pls immidiately you partner get
> back mail me with the MTCN and the sender's information to enable my
> permanent secretary recieve the money vis western union immidiately.pls ge
> back to me when your partner get's back from the western union office.
>
> Regards,
> Barr. Bruce Johnson. (SAN)



Peter woodhouse
to barister
More options


Jul 28 (3 days ago)
Dear Barr. Bruce Johnson

There seams to be a slight problem with WU.
They want this form filled out and sent to them before they will allow
the money to leave the states. It has to be hand writen and scaned in
then e-mailed back to me.
I will get my secretary to print it and take it to them.
If you get this to me today the money will be trancfered as soon as I
get the form.

Dr P.G.Woodhouse
(PHD l.a.u.g.h)



Quote:
Dear Peter,
> > > > > > i dont understand what you mean by the form filled out and scan
> > before
> > > > > > they allow the money out of state,i dont understand what you are
> > doing
> > > > and
> > > > > > this is all you need to do,just take the money to western union and
> > > send
> > > > > it
> > > > > > to the name i gave you,immidiately you send it they will give you a
> > > > > control
> > > > > > number and you get back to me with the control number and the
> > sender's
> > > > > name
> > > > > > and address,the actuall amount send and also the test question and
> > > > > > answer,pls dont do any mistake.
> > > > > > Peter go back and do the sending immidiately and dont forget send
> > the
> > > > > money
> > > > > > privately for our safety.Here is the name and address again.
> > > > > > Name;chime collins ihieze
> > > > > > Add;lagos nigeria,23401
> > > > > > pls do that and get back to me immidiately and also i want you to
> > get
> > > > > > intouch with andress to let her know you have also pay your fees and
> > > we
> > > > > both
> > > > > > move forward.pls dont do any mistake and no need to scan any thing
> > > there
> > > > > > Barr.Bruce Johnson. (SAN)
> > > > > >

What is so complicated?
> > > > > I don't get it.
> > > > > WU said to me there is an anti terrorist act that stops people sending
> > > > > money out of the USA without that form being filled out.
> > > > > WU already have the money, but they will not send it out till that
> > > > > form is filled out by you.
> > > > > The sooner you get it to me the sooner you get your money.
> > > > > I will email Andress Amanda's as soon as the money has gone through.
> > > > > You must hurry or it will have to wait till monday.


Dear Peter,
> > > > > you mean WU said until i fill the form before my secretary can be able
> > > to
> > > > > recieve the money,ok,send me the form and i will it and send back to
> > you
> > > > > also i want you to give me a call now on this mobile number
> > > +2348024769670
> > > > > immidiately you get this message,pls send the form to via email now to
> > > > > enable me fill it and send back to you.
> > > > >
> > > > > Regards,
> > > > > Barr. Bruce Johnson .(SAN)
> > > > >




Peter woodhouse wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Here is the form again.
> > > > Remember it MUST be filled out by hand.
> > > > I can't give you a call now, I'm going into a meeting.
> > > > Will see if I got time after.



Quote:
Hey Peter,
> > > > I did not get the form,pls attach it and send it down to me immidiately
> > > for
> > > > me to fill.

Dear Peter,
> > > i mail to let you know i have get the form with me,but i must tell you i
> > > am highly dissapointed in you cos eversince when i have been recieving
> > money
> > > through western union i have never ever fill any kind of form.this is
> > strage
> > > to cos all this questions they asked in the form is my personal terms,and
> > > it's kind'a hard for me to release that,i am sorry,
> > > Peter,i dont really expect this from you,what i want is sender's
> > information
> > > and the mtcn also the text question and answer,i believe those information
> > > the fund will get to me,if throughly you send the money get back to me
> > with
> > > those information cos we dont have time to waste and also i have forwarded
> > > the unfilled form to your partner ANDRESS.i already told you i am a man
> > with
> > > my policy and i got my personalties also,i can't immagine myself during
> > > that,if you know you have paid the money get back to me with the
> > information
> > > or you locate another western union outlet and resend it.
> > >
> > > Regards,
> > > Barr. Bruce Johnson SAN



Peter woodhouse wrote:
> >
> > Listen fool.
> > Not all parts of america are the same. We have different laws. WU have
> > there own rules.
> > I dont have time to waste. THE MONEY IS AT WU! What more do I have to
> > do to get your patheticly small brain understand, if you fill in the
> > form you get the money. If you dont want it, then give what ANDRESS
> > paid you back. I am sure she can find a lawyer that knows how to fill
> > out a simple form from WU.
> >
> > Now let me know if you want the work or if I must get ANDRESS to find
> > a better lawyer.
> >



Quote:
On 7/28/06, barister bruce johnson wrote:
> >
> > Hey,you are a fool also,how there you call me a fool?i never expect this
> > from you,did you think you can talk to Andress to get another lawyer.....i
> > know what you want i will give it to you, bitch if truely you are interestd
> > in this bussiness you know what to do i ain't going to waste my time with
> > fool like you.
> > go fuck.



> Hey you asked me if I was intrested in doing this.
> Why can't you just fill in the form?
> what is the big deal.
> I don't know why they want it but they do.
> If you want to call them and ask what the problem is. 1(712)432-7432.
>
> I am not the one that wants the form. It means nothing to me.
> I demand you say sorry.

Ok I'm sorry I called you a fool I am just very busy at this time.
Lots of stress.
I want you to deal with my bussiness partner. his email is
[email protected].

I have spoken with him and he is going to try to help get the money to you.
I am very sorry for the way I spoke to you.
I hope we can still do business.


Dr Ben Dover takes over
First form renboy had him fill (click to expand lrg img)


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Quote:
Hello there,
I am Barrister Bruce Johnson,i got your contact through your friend PETER WOODHOUSE,h aid i shold contact you pertaining the cude oil bussiness pls get back to me to know your point of view.
Regards,
Barr.Bruce Johnson .(SAN)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


I reply

Quote:
Dear Sir,
My name is Dr Benjamin Dover P.H.D, My Associate Dr Peter Woodhouse Is unfortunately
Otherwise pre-occupied with Proctological Surgery At this Time and has Passed On your urgent request in the strictest confidence. Please Understand that he is very busy man and the demand for his proffessional services are great, at this time he under enormous stress and did not mean to be rude in any way.
I have undertaken to assist you in transfer of funds herewith and I understand you have filled the required form. Unfortunately I regret that that officials are not satisfied with the form as you failed to fill every question leaving some blank. This form must be filled again with all questions answered so that I can pass officials to speed the transfer process.
We wish to assist you in every manner and with prompt attitude.
I will require you to refill the form in full and return to me at this address at the soonest possible convenience.
I await your complience, yours respectfully
Dr Benjamin Dover P.H.D



I had him do it again (click to expand lrg img)

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I get response from the lad and reply. Hope I donít burn him! Laughing

he sends the usual 'whatís going on' mail...

Quote:

Dear Benjamin,
did you get my mail and also the form,pls do get back to me immidiately to let me know what's going on.
Regards,
Barr,Bruce Johnson (SAN)


I reply:

Quote:

Benjamin Dover to barister
More options 8:03 am (0 minutes ago)

Dear Sir,

Re: your correspondance. I have received the form and instructed My secretary
Mrs Irelene Dover (who is my own wife) to see that all is in order with the document
As I am currently seeing a patient with intestinal obstruction in my surgery.
This case is quite urgent and my patient is in much distress at this time, he is quite
beside himself and becoming hysterical with pain, and keeps shouting 'Armageddon'
'Armageddon'. Im not sure what this means as the gent appears to be of middle east extraction

But im going to have to sedate him, so I will reply as soon as I am done,
Please bear patiently, the wheels are now in motion.

Yours Respectfully

Dr Ben Dover P.H.D


If you donít understand the 'Armageddon' reference please check this out:

http://www.stunn.com/armageddon.wav
Laughing

No immediate response from our lad so I send him a juicy carrot!

Quote:

Benjamin Dover to brucejohnny_law
More options 12:36 pm

Dear Sir,

Please respond re: our Buisness deal urgently. Increased fund$ available to us!
I am most concerned at your lack of prompt response to my last missive sent from my surgery, did you not receive it? We must act prompty to accomplish our mutal Buisness.
I have good news for you, as you know, our mutual partner Dr Peter Woodhouse (L.A.U.G.H)
Has been most busy, however he has contacted me regards our buisness and after a lengthy meeting
in the strictest confidence and security within the cone of silence, we have successfully
brokered a deal between us that we shall each benefit from this mutual buisness.

As a result of our meeting in the cone of silence we have decided to pool our buisness resources
and will utilise our mutual assets of $25,000 Us to be at your disposale for accomplishmentr of our endevours.

We will be sending you $5,000 immediately via western union transfer via our exclusive buisness account
at the Grand Bank of Plunder Inc in Arizona. It is a matter of great importance to us that these funds are not detected by the IRS since im sure you understand, we have no wish to incur unnessesary taxes from the US.

This transfer from the grand bank of Plunder will be noterised with our coded security word

"IREACHAROUND" This is of great import because security is strict.

Likewise the recipient information must contain this code word and my name, which is to be written exactly as follows "Ben Dover'. A source of photographic identification will be needed to satisfy the Grand Bank of Plunder and must Include both our codeword 'IREACHAROUND" and my name 'Ben Dover".

I know you will make haste to send me this identification to receive the $5,000 funds immediately.

Your identification can be a passport or at the very least a photograph of yourseld bearing a sign

showing :

1. your name

2. the code word "IREACHAROUND"

3. my name "Ben Dover'

exactly as shown and clearly. Please make haste as we are eager to continue our mutual buisness,

I await your prompt reply with baited breath,
Regards Dr Ben Dover P.H.D


Really hoping I get a trophy! Laughing

He responds....

Quote:


barister bruce johnson to me
More options 9:16 pm (10 minutes ago)

Dear Benjamin,
I am surprised when i read the message you sent to me,this is not what i want from you,i am not expecting this,pls do the right thing now cos i have already completed the form ans i see no reason why you people have to delay the payment,i expected you guys to go straight to the bank to make the transfer immidiately.get back to me to let me know what's going on.
Barr Bruce Johnson SAN


Insolent little pr*ck, time for good slapping?

Decided to slap and persuade...

Quote:

Benjamin Dover to barister
More options 10:10 pm (0 minutes ago)

Dear Sir
My Associate Dr Woodhouse and I are Most Dissappointed with your
strange behaviour! We have sent you many missives with exact instructions
and have made great efforts to assist you in our mutual dealing,
I have waited all day for your response so that we might forward payment of a
much more generous sum to assist you and with which you may fly here to the US to
meet us.
Do you no longer wish our assistance? Your poor buisness behaviour has caused poor
DR woodhouse a serious stroke today, and this evening he collapsed and is
convelescing in Our Lady of the Impregnable Hyman Mercy hospital here in
Arizona.
You have caused us much troubles and we only to assist you and complete our dealing.
We cannot transfer the funds without the identification exactly as I instructed you.
Had you responded with promptness to this small matter, you would now be in possesion
of the $5,000 to your account at western union.
Your delay has cost us all yet another day.
If you wish to terminate our buisness reply immediatly, otherwise,
please help us help you by sending the required identification immediatly
for transfer of funds to western union tomrrow morning.
Do not be wasting our valueable time or we should beleive you are not sincere.
TI enclose a photograph of DR Woodhouse (left) and myself so that you will
recognise our earnest wish to complete our buisness.

Regards,
Dr Ben Dover P.H.D


I send him this:

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Our lad responds, but Iím very disappointed! The fool failed my instructions! What now?

Quote:


Dear Ben,
How are you,i am sorro if i cause any delay or whatever,i here is a copy of passport photograph and i also my mane and address.
NAME.......Barr Bruce Johnson
CODE........IREACHAROUND"

Kindly get back to me with the next step to take.
Regards,
Barr Bruce Johnson. (SAN)


He sends me this pathetic pic:

Image

I decide to Slap him again! Introducing Basil Fawlty!

Quote:

Dear Sir,
I received your Missive today and despite you failing yet again to comply as instructed
I scanned and signed your mail and forward it on to Our senior Finance Security Manager
Mr Basil Fawlty of the bank of Plunder Inc. with instruction to forward your payment.
Regrettably I have received a missive from him Rejecting The identification as Unsuitable
and not within the correct guidelines.

He writes as follows:

Dear Dr Benjamin Dover,
Sir I received your notarisation of payment this morning from your buisness account no.
xxxxxxxxxxx to the western union, Unfortunately I regret to inform you that our bank
cannot accept the identification your client provides for security reasons. Photographic
identification Must include, as instructed, a sign clearly bearing the following:
1. The clients handwritten signature
2. Your security codeword
3 your name
Im afraid without such protocol we are unable to affect the transfer. I will wait for the correct
identification from your client, and have my secretary Cybil on standby ready to validate.
Please instruct your client that should fail to receive the correct identification in 48hrs
our security program will automatically invalidate this transaction on our computers,
and the entire process must begin again.
Please reply in the soonest,
Mr Basil Fawlty, Manager of security
Bank of plunder Inc Arizona


Now this has caused the good Dr woodhouse and Myself great embarrassement as
we are professional people after all .I was unable even to veiw your attachment, this time,
Please be sure to access reliable computer facilities. Should you fail us again in this matter the
transaction will become null and void and we shall terminate this venture immediately.
This is your last opportunity to comply as instructed, you have wasted enough of our
time and we have yet gained nothing.
Reply with correct identification immediately thankyou.
Dr Ben Dover P.H.D


Our lad sends another response: Trying to wiggle out of a trophy by taking the offensive attitude. I think we will stand firm!

Quote:


barister bruce johnson to me
More options 3:18 pm (1 hour ago)

Dear Ben,
I am not really happy with what you guys are doing overthere,i believe for transfering of fund to one another through western union doesn't take time like this and also it doesn't require all this,pls it's better you let me know what's going on,cos we dont have time to waste.

Frthermore,i should be he one to ask for Mr Peter's signature to prepare an agreement here for himself and Andress but i dont believe you are all real with what i am seing,i sent you my passport photograph,i need to let you know,i dont dispose my personalties to people,but i gave you info about myself because of the trust,if really you sent the money,i believe i should have recieve it here and i use to pray everyday that i dont wan a client that will delay my hand work.

Honestly i cannot send you anything more,if the bank doesn't allow you transfer the fund,pls you can easily withdraw your money from them and locate another western union to make things happen for you and i or else forget it,i am not a fool so if you still like to do bussiness with me .KINDLY LOCATE ANOTHER BANK AND MAKE THE TRANSFER THERE WITHOUT MUCH ADO.so we can move forward.my reagrds to Peter.
Regards,
Barr. Bruce Johnson .(SAN)


I decide to slap him hard!

Quote:


Dear sir,
Did you fail us again? did you not understand the last missive of instruction? As explained, it is not western Union but the bank of Plunder Inc who require proper photographic identification as instructed.
I was not able to open your last attachment, presumably the photograph, so as I explained, it was forward to the bank of Plunder Inc who now wait on you.
It is not our failure to assist you in this venture but rather your own consistant failings. We are much dissappointed.
Remember it is you who seek our assistance.
$5000 waits for you, but you have now less than 48 hrs,
otherwise we must launch the process from the beginning at our end.
We have no wish to have to do this, your proper photographic
identification with sign as instructed is all that is needed,
as soon as this is received, Mr Fawlty can type a code into the database and the money will be there for you, at which point I will send you the western union details.
Your delays have us concerned we should immediatly withdraw these funds as you do not appear to be trustworthy or profession buisness partner.
We grow tired of delay, please provide identification as instructed immediately or we will contact Mr Fawlty to withdraw all funds and terminate this venture.
Dr Ben Dover P.H.D


No response since yesterday so I send the lad a reminder...

Quote:


Dear Sir,
Dr Woodhouse and myself Grow concerned as you do not respond,
We have now less than 24 hrs to complete our transfer. Please I must Insist you hurry to provide the photograph as instructed, so may
instruct Mr Fawlty to release the money.
Dr woodhouse has recovered from his stroke, but is temporarily paralised and remains in Our Lady of the Impregnable Hyman Hospital for few more days. He sends his regards and hopes you well.
Please respond soon,
Regards Dr Ben Dover P.H.D


I hope I donít lose him! Our lad still hasnít responded so a last ditch effort to get a trophy is made using a fake!

Quote:

Dear Sir,
Still we have not had correspondance from you, time is running short.
We are most offended you do not seem to trust us, having made
much effort to complete our buisness.
$5000 is waiting for you, on receiving the photographic identification
as requested.
You are not our first foreign buisness partner and we have employed this method
of identification in the past. Find attached same identification given by
our partner Abas Ashan Of Accra Ghana, last may. This was sufficient for Mr Fawlty of the Bank
of Plunder Inc to release his funds of $15,000 so money for you amounting only $5,000
will not be a problem.
Please be prompt to send your identification as instructed, except your own name above
ofcourse.
We look forward to releasing the funds to you for completionm of our buisness
later today.
I hope you not let us down or deceive us. We wait your reply with photographic
attachment immediately please.
Regards MR Ben Dover P.H.D


I attach this:

Image

He Replys:

Quote:
Dear Dr Ben,
I think by this time i know what you all want and i think we have to call it quit cos i dont like that way you handle things.



damn shame, oh well, practice practice: Smile I send a last response just in case!

Quote:
Dear Sir,
We are still waiting on your identification so we pass on to the Bank to release funds from our buisness account.
now you write you want to quit. We are very dissapointed, you have caused us much trouble and put poor Dr woodhouse in hospital with stroke.
We dont much care for the way you handle multi million dollar crude oil transaction either.
I beleive you mean to fraud us all along, I dont beleive you.
DR Ben Dover P.H.D



He is not done yet:

Quote:
Dear Dr Ben,
I can percieve it in you the way you write that something is going on,i really have to let you understand that i am a man of INTEGRITY,HONOURABLE,and i dont scam cos i am a God Fearing human being so dont give me names.
Furthermore,if truely you and your partner send the money i should have recieve it without much ADO here,why did you want to send it through bank of plunder,why not western union,even if any bank there's no need for my picture,i dont believe you that's why......if you think we still need to proceed in this bussiness,let me know.Andress has gave me the neccessary documents and i will back it up with my professional skills to make things work out fine,but for me to release my full picture to you or to disclose my identity to you through internet,i am sorry never going to do that.get back to if you will send the mioney throught western union to make us move forward.


I explain Again!:

Quote:
Dear sir,
Having read your last mail, I now see your misunderstanding.
I feel quite silly, I should have explained better.
Let me be clearer. We are using the western union to send you money, But the money is coming from our bank direct, which is the bank of plunder inc, this is where we hold our buisness account you see. It is not the western union who require the photographic identification but our bank, the bank of plunder.
Now I see that you misunderstood, I hope we can continue without delay.
The very minute I receive the identification as instructed, I can have Mr fawlty enter the code into the banks computer to release the funds direct to the western union, who as you know already have your details ready.
As soon as this is done I will give you the number you need to collect the money from Western union.
Let us work together toward the accomplishment of our mutual goal.
Please work quickly and I can have the money ready for collection in the morning.
Regards Dr Ben Dover P.H.D





Bastard is jacking up! Evil or Very Mad

Quote:
Dear Ben,
You should go to your bank of plunder or whatever to take some money from your bank account and send me the fund cos i am not ready to give you any information about myself anymore.
Regards,
Bruce Johnson.SAN


I give him a good slapping now! well...more of a punch in the face really Twisted Evil :

Quote:
Barister Bruce,
What the f#cking hell do you think this is? you think its a game? How dare you f#ck us around in this manner, get your lazy fat ass to work if you want the money and provide the photograph as instructed immediately.
I am losing patients with you fool.
Ben Dover


He runs to Dr woodhouse (renboy)

Quote:
Dear Peter,
How are you and your health?,pls i need you to tell you partner
that i can't afford to send him and the bank of plunder any of my
informationa anymore,tell him to go send the money vis western union
or else forget about the deal cos i see we are wasting so much time.
-


Dr woodhouse (renboy) responds:

Quote:
Dear barister bruce johnson

I am not doing so well today, my health is getting worse. I hope the
lord will spare my soul. I can't understand why it is taking so long
to get your money. I know Benjamin is very good at his job. He is a
very smart man. I can understand you are getting sick of sending
things to Benjamin, but you must understand that america is a very
difficult place to move money around. Because we have such a big
company and have millions in our bank account. The bank has to be very
sure about who they send money to.

I will phone Benjamin and tell him he must add an extra $200 to the
amount he is already sending you for all the effort you are putting
in. By the way have you got any of the other documents ready to send
Benjamin. Please deal with him as I am very sick.
Benjamin does not waste time with anything he does so if he asks you
for something then he needs it.

Dr P.G.Woodhouse
(PHD l.a.u.g.h)


I dangle the carrot again. This mugu is a stubborn lad!

Quote:
Bruce,
Dr woodhouse has instructed me to increase the funds by $200us for your trouble.
Accordingly I have instructed Mr Fawlty of this minor change and it is done.
However he waits for your photograph.
Do not delay. Although Dr woodhouse is a kinder man than I, his patience also wears thin.
Make haste.
Ben Dover


He sends me mail....getting intresting!

Quote:
you callee me a fool right? call me now so we can talk better and i will tell you when i am sending it so you will know,i will send it when after you call me okay


Quote:
barister bruce johnson to me
More options 9:32 pm (2 minutes ago)

call me +2348024769670 i wil be waiting for your call now okay


I keep him anxious!:

Quote:
Bruce, I will telephone you immediately as I have received the identification as instructed and I will give you the western union details so you can collect the $5200 in the morning. I am now at my home and do not wish to incur international charges from my home, I can ring you free from my surgery.
Im sure you understand such calls are expensive, my wife Eileen would be much unhappy indeed.
I have called Mr fawlty to be ready to receive your photograph.
Ben Dover


Renboy gives me a number for the lad Twisted Evil

Quote:
Bruce, I have an ISD free number at the surgery where you can get in touch

telephone 091 xxxxxxxxxxx

Ben Dover


We Have a purebred mugu moron! sends the same crap again Pathetic!:
This requires sever Punishment!:

Quote:
Dear Dr Ben,
I am sending the attachement now and this is all i can afford to give you i am serious, you need to make it upto me and we can proceed on the bussiness,say me well to your partner Dr Peter Woodhouse.kindly find the attach file and see below my my ........
Regards,
Barr Bruce Johnson SAN


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NOT HAPPY! and he forgot the security codes aswell! Twisted Evil

Quote:
Damn Fool Bruce,
Why are you wasting my F#cking time like this! This is no good. I gave you instructions many times. Mr Fawlty will not accept such nonsense! Why can you not follow instructions?
You will not see any money if you do not send your real photo
with:
Your name xxx
My name "Ben Dover"
The codeword "IREACHAROUND"
written on a card large and clear as I showed you. I will not play games with such a fraudulant fool.
I will forward this to DR Woodhouse he will not be pleased at such Stupid deception.
You are more and more suspicious, why will you not send your true identification, but you think we will entrust you to $5200
Stupid uneducated fraud!
Send true identity at once, or the deal is no more!
Good day to you!
Dr Ben Dover


The lad gets Grumpy!

Quote:
Dear Dr BEN,
How,it's kind'a painfull to me when i recieved your message yesterday and i forwarded it to my client that's Dr Peter's partner(Andress Amanda),she felt so bad that you could talk to me like that but i need to let you know you will never ever get away with it for real STUPID BEN.
Furthermore,just wanna let you know i aint got no deal with you anymore if you wanna talk to me send you partner to me and then i will make sure i talk to peter and you will be out of this deal for real,if you wanna be rich you need to endure and take things cool with yourself and dont talk to an ELDERLY MAN anyhow,i urge you to pls go and learn how to tal;k cos i see you have no courtsy......bye for now and go to blassis



Laughing Blassis?

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Barr Bruce jhonson,
You poor fool! Do you not remember you told my esteemed partner Dr Peter Woodhouse to quote ('go fuck') How short your memory is, it must be the heat in nigeria that cooks your brains! Dr peter has instructed you to comply with my
instructions, and he will not be very pleased if i send him this awful email you sent me. I beleive he would contact Mr fawlty at once and cancel our transaction, and No money for you!
I strongly suggest if you are very serious as you would have us beleive that you waste not another minute of our time!
You have misbehaved and stalled for over a week now, this is notthe behaviour of a proffesional barrister. Have you been felching? I hear that causes senilty.
I will be contacting Andress Amanda and tell her to get herself a better barrister immediately as you are an incompetant arse bandit.
She will dismiss you and you will benifit nothing from all your long troubles!
W will deal with Ms Amanda directly and Appoint an Amwerican Barrister who knows how to do buisness and can afford to have a photograph taken.
Good day to you.
DR Ben Dover P.H.D



I write his alleged client

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Dear Andress Amanda,
My name is Dr Ben Dover P.H.D, I am the working partner of Dr Peter Woodhouse (L.a.u.g.h.)
With whom your barrister Bruce Jhonson has been dealing regards your land.
I wish to inform you that Bruce Jhonson is incompetant and very rude, infact he dosent behave like a real barrister at all. WE beleive you are being Scammed by a greedy man who intends to steal your land/money. You should dismiss this fraud immediately and contact myself and we can arrange an honest American Barrister for you to see you are proffessionally assisted.
This buffoon Jhonson cannot even provide identification as instructed. We have ben trying to assist you for over a week now, we have $5000 for you waiting immediately, but because yuour buffoon fool barr bruce cannot comply with instructions and send us identification as instructed thismoney, along with a further $25,000 to assist you remains in holding at our Bank The bank of Plunder Inc.
Please respond at the soonest So we may assist you proffessionally.
It might be a good idea if you report this bruce jhonson to police, he is a rude bad man, very suspicious!
Regards Dr Benjamin Dover P.H.D


Now Mr Fawlty (ME/Green) wants a slice of action! (new gmail acc)Note the pathetic spelling, grammar ,mistakes.Very Happy

Dear Barr Bruce Jhonson,
I understand My client DR Ben Dover Has been most unhelpful to you, he sends me a missive
explaining about the lack of an identification photograph.
Please be assured that is quite nessesary as I cannot release funds from a client account without a photographic identification.
However I understand your frustration at Dr Dover, He is a very wealthy man and his attitude is very much that others should serve him. This is very typical of our American clients (I myself am a british Man working in America) WE are rather much less rude old chap.
Perhaps I can help to Ease the tension somwhat, I make you a proposal.
Understand that you must say nothing to either Dr Ben Dover or his Partner about this, please delete this email immediately after reading. What I propose is rather risky old chap, infact its highly illegal here in the US. However I have high connections here as a senior Bank security Manager And I beleive I can Grease the wheels of the hirachy so to speak.
I propose that you send our Mr dover a photograph as he instructed, of course it need not be you, but it must say your name and 'Ben dover' and thecode of security 'IREACHAROUND"
clearly written on a card. You must apologise to Mr dover and pretend you sent him the wrong photograph without realising it. This will please him and he will pass it on to me and will send me his signature, I can then release the money to you via the western union transfer.
Remember tell him nothing about this.
This is what I want from you, my cut of this deal old chap is $200Us which you will send me after you receive the money.
Please respond and entitle your email to me 'EYES ONLY' this will ensure that nobody in my office will dare read it but myself.
Let me know what you think of this proposal and get back to me quickly.
Me doveris a very hard man to deal with.
Best regards,
Mr Basil Fawlty SSM (senior security Manager) Bank of plunder Inc


Miss Andress Replies! Rofl

andress amanda to me
More options 9:59 pm (3Ĺ hours ago)

Hello Ben,
I got your message and to my utmost surprise I never knew all these have gotten to this stage. Well at this juncture I advise you let me know what is right for to do so as to enable my proposal of business get a kick off. The said Land belongs to me and I never wanted the Present Government to know about it not to talk of recognizing there is raw crude on my land.If you think getting a good lawyer from your side will help facilitate the successful finalization of this, then I advise you let me know the details of the lawyer and in what way will he participate to actualize this.
I will be talking to another lawyer on my side to see if he can handle this as I anticipate your prompt and speedy reponse.
Kindly acknowledge receipt of this mail and please pass on my regards to my partner Peter.

Regards.
Miss Andress


I reply the dear lady!

Benjamin Dover to andress_luv01
More options 1:42 am (4 minutes ago)

Dear Miss Andress Amanda,
Acknowledging your missive of 8/2/06
We shall await your further instruction or appointment of a new legal representation. I will pass on your Regards To Peter.
Regards Dr Ben Dover P.H.D




Looks like this lads done a runner. Oh well wasted lots of him time anyway. I send one last message just in case.

Dear Miss Andress Amanda,
Still have not heard from you, have you yet appointed a new barrister?
Regards Dr Ben Dover



Decide to see if hell run to Wu!

Dear Barr Bruce johnson,
I have sent the money on Dr Woodhouse request. You may pick it up immediately and respond with next step Immediately.
Question is: What kind of doctor
Answer is :Proctologist
MTCN is : 9887173901

Waiting your reply,
Regards Dr Ben Dover P.H.D


Amazingly the lad returns for more!

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andress amanda to me
More options 8:08 pm (11 hours ago)

Hello Ben,
I have been busy seeking for a reliable attorney to assist me in handling this project but found none, luckily I came across a very good one and well respected lawyer in our locality. You can contact him via his email ID; [email protected] his name is Barrister Yusuf Ubanwa Esq. (SAN).
I will be waiting to read from you soon.
Thanks and regards.
Andress


Dear Andress Amanda,
We are most glad To hear that you have hired a new Barrister, We did not like bruce at all. I beleive that he was a homosexual Buffoon who could not tie his own shoelaces!
We look forward top dealing with Yusuf and trust he will not have any trouble providing the requested photographic identification as Instructed.
As soon as he mails me, I shall give him a new security word to be used in the photograph. Thisisbecause buffoon fool bruce wasted so much time and raised such suspician, Mr fawlty decided it was best changed for security purpouses.
We will expect a mail from Yusuf ASAP.
Regards Dr Ben Dover P.H.D

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@Torn, I think you're getting the hang of it. I hope you get your pic's. Good luck, and keep going! Very Happy

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