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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:19 am |
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Bernice showed up in my Cupidbay account today. OK loooking black gal, studio shot in profile. She is willing to experiment.....
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From: realbernice
inappropriate photo?
Received: Today 06:08
Read: Reading this message for the first time
Subject: hi
I'm a 28year old Black African female, single , no kids, 5-0 ft tall, 108 lbs., black hair and chocolate colour, my name is Bernice nerver married before with no kids and i am here want to meet my soul mate some one who is serious looking as i am also looking and some one i can call my husband as he also call me wife like brother and sister , and i need some one who is honest as i am , I would love to talk and get together
with you sometime.
I am looking for a nice man to hang out with and
become intimate with... you seem like the prime candidate for me Maybe
you would also be interested in experimenting a little with me? That
would be exciting! Anyway, and i am not a full member on this site so i hope when you are e mailing me you ca e mail me into my mail,if you are still interested in getting
together at all I have some pictures and personal info in my e mail
and this is my e mail address if u fell intresst u can e mail me at bernice_honest2005@yahoo and I WILL ALSO E-MAIL U MY PICS TOO,!!! if u have a yahoo instant messanger u can add me so that we can chat soon ,And this is my yahoo messanger Id: (Bernice_honest2005) Hope to Her from u back soon, BERNICE.
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johnnyringo
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2006
Posts: 97
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Posted:
Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:59 am |
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Yeah, Bernice is making the rounds today. |
_________________ JR |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:26 pm |
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i'm too lazy to write her. Her name is too long...
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my name is Bernice nerver married before with no kids |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:03 pm |
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Get the stupid lad on Yahoo IM!!! This is a dumbarse!
I chatted with 'Bernice' on my blackberry for an hour yesterday while running errands, including time in the Barber shop.
While I was getting a haircut, I ignored the dipstick, dropped the BB in my pocket, and the dummy kept messaging me while I was getting a haircut.
The damn thing beeps and buzzes everytime and incoming message shows up. Poor Barber thought my pacemaker was acting up, but never said anything.
I screwed up and forgot to save the conversation.
'Bernice' will discuss anal sex, oral sex, and even cooking with you.
She will claim to be a virgin, but a good lover.
She either lives alone with her mother and brother, or with her mother and uncle.
You can have fun pinning her down on her contradictions.
When questioned about her status as a virgin and a good lover, she admitted having something stuck into her by a man, but she thinks it was a finger.
She will eventually press you for a phone number. I couldn't a access my k7 numbers at the time, and she was getting suspicious when I wouldn't give her one.
Luckily, she said she thought I wouldn't give her my phone number since my wife my answer.
I 'slapped' her over the fact my wife had been killed in a tragic accident 5 years before, and she was being cruel mentioning my wife.
This got her squirming, and I told her 'bye', and she coughed up a '233' area code number.
Anyway, she was fun to screw with, and another Nigerian popped up on cupid bay.
It was 1-2 Pm Eastern US time when she showed up on YIM.
She did make a pitch for visa and travel fees, and gave the email address of an 'agent'.
Somebody more skilled with the nigerians play with one, please, or anyone! |
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:23 pm |
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Stepan Fetchit wrote: |
Bernice' will discuss anal sex, oral sex, and even cooking with you |
Will she discuss what she does to those furry farm animals? |
_________________ Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
I want a rose ....
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta ....
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever .... |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:54 pm |
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Bernice is on yim at this moment! I'm too busy to talk to her. Keep her company?
bern...05: <ding>
pete...55: Hello honey.
Just have a
minute
bern...05: ok my dear
pete...55: How are
you?
bern...05: how are
you my love
pete...55: Ok
bern...05: i am fine
bern...05: miss you
pete...55: I have to go
to a meeting.
Please email me the
name of your agent
and your phone
number again? I
have to go. Please
do that, ok? Bye
bern...05: so my dear
how is your day
going
bern...05: because i
have miss you
bern...05: ok my dear
pete...55: I have to
go. Please send me
these things in an
email and I will call
you later. Bye
bern...05: what time
will you come
online again please
bern...05: and what
is your phone
number too
bern...05: ok my dear
bern...05: huggs and
kiss
bern...05: i will
bern...05: bye |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:56 am |
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Ask her if she is into fruits and vegetables. |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 5:13 pm |
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Damn if she didn't just PM me as well
So what's the word on her? |
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:31 pm |
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I have loads of these turd lovers
on the go but since this thread is
here I guess I have jumped on the
Bernice Honest band wagon...I emailed
it and then it added me...here goes..this is funny..
The lad's talkin to Willy Warmer..A succesful female condom salesman..
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Nice girl huh??? |
_________________ Don Felix,"Iwant to know if Im being initiated in a kind of cultic society,Also a wooden spoon could be difficult to get"
vPeter Renta,"I was in the wester onion with my brother but they told us there know money there"
Dr Famoru El-phram,"Look at you Kangaroo Imsucha Donkee.Bastard you pile patient.Nicompoop"
verkwyn,"You are just a bloody foolish Nigerain,It sounds like an email writen by an illitrate"
Humanity Hicham,"wooooow u are very pretty and lovely but u have dick"
x2 x280-WebSitesx21
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Posted:
Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:51 pm |
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I'll see your leather outfit and raise you a shocking pink number
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:53 pm |
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Damn but this lad is fun to bait |
_________________ x56 |
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:43 pm |
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Anyone want to guess what she claims her size is? In UK measurements?
Go on, guess...
Give up?
"she" claims to be a 9 1/2 and a 30b bust
oh yeah, and - and I quote "i like it up the ass for only you my dear" |
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The Terminator
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 631
Location: Lurking In Shadows
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:24 pm |
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Does she have what I think she has all over her lips?
Human or animal? .. |
_________________ Why do you waste mi time, I have all the time in the world .... Barrister Mohammad
I want to assure you that this transaction is legal, I have contacted my attorney and also
my boss Mr Mikhail Khodorkovsky who has recently been imprisoned .... Mr. Igor Ivanov
x4 - Number of lads presenting me forged police documents
I want a rose ....
Don't be sad, here's a rose for you-lotta ....
Thank You Lotta - I Shall Cherish It Forever .... |
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