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Just thought I'd share this one with you - 'Rosemary Mane' is so keen for 'N°rdjŰht DaykÚnin' to receive a trunk stuffed with $18,000,000 on her behalf that she is even prepared to join his latest venture: 'The Weasel Project'. Here's the completed application form (this was the second attempt - the first would never have got past the selection panel...)
_________________ I am not in for questions and answers i believe i have told you what you need to know and how to go about it, so you can't tell me what to do, you rather listen to me if preferably interested in your winnings. please do not push me to the exreme deviating from the ethics of this noble profession... 'Dr Enrico James'
...it is good to make hail why the sunshines. because i know i will benefit from you when the fund will be paid to you...
'Fr Raymond Wright'
You dont have the legal right to question my personal signature.It would mean encroaching into my privacy if you do... 'Barrister Timothy Garfield'
Joined: 06 Jul 2006
Location: Merry old land of Oz
Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:42 am
She seems a tad small, in fact, possibly she could apply to the Guinness Book of Records if her "height in cm" really is 1.7??
Tell her that she doesnt fit the minimum height requirements to apply for the position (a ferret could eat her!!).
Of course when she corrects that, tell her you now need photgraphic evidence that she is taller than 1.7cm... preferably by standing next to an object of your choice holding a ferret
_________________ I got your mail, I do not understand what you are driving at, well I think you detate for me, with that reasons I will ask you to stay to your which and I can not continue this transaction with you as I can see unseriousness from you.
If anyone can tell me what that means I would be appreciative!
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